#I will commit a crime

[shushbyers]

the duffers knew better than to make this duo happen

they would just be too iconic for them to handle

i just KNOW they’d be shitting on mike CONSTANTLYYYYY

[elysiality]

y'all are not ready for the person I'll be if we get agathario kiss. y'all are also not ready for the person I'll be if we don't get agathario kiss.

[eel-house]

I am so fucking gay dude.

A gift for @rowdyknives since this is kinda y’know. Your Brand. Say the word and i’ll stop tagging you in my bullshit lol

[francesderwent]

when you send out your wedding invitations, they say to expect a twenty percent attrition rate.

what they don’t tell you is it’s not the twenty percent you think it will be. not the cousins you haven’t spoken to since you were both thirteen, not the old roommate living in a new country. it’s the friends who took long drives with you, who heard your most humiliating secrets, who shaped your music taste and your fashion sense and for fragile and overlapping periods of life were the closest friends you had in the world. the same girls whose weddings you attended not quite a decade ago, whose weddings you were in, whose weddings you made speeches at.

you would’ve moved heaven and earth to be there for them when they got married. you did. you took train after train to get to the bridal shower and then got back on a train that same day because you couldn’t afford to take the weekend off. you rubbed elbows with groomsmen, ghosts from your college days you’d never wanted to see again. you took your life into your hands carpooling with a Milanese priest; he told you the whole plot of Arrival on the highway. you bought pastel dresses as instructed and paid to have them tailored. you missed school and missed out on your own short vacations and never, ever got a plus one. but the curse of being the last single friend is they just didn’t have the opportunity to show up for you the way you showed up for them. you knew they would do the same for you, and when it’s your turn, they will.

except when your wedding does come around, seven years later, it’s still not quite your turn. because you can move heaven and earth to show up for your friends when you’re single and they’re the loves of your life. but by the time you’re ready to go to the altar their lives are already full of other loves—they have husbands and toddlers and babies, responsibilities and difficulties and balancing acts that you still can’t understand. they can’t drop everything to show up for you, because what they’d be dropping is infinitely more worthwhile than all the things you dropped.

you keep getting told to ignore the feeling that you’re falling behind, told there’s no mandatory timeline for when you should hit milestones. there might not be a timeline, but it feels like there is a time limit. once you pass the time limit you can still achieve things. but people won’t care the same way. they send you a sweet text congratulating you. then they send you their regrets, and say you’ll have to catch up when it all blows over.

in the end, your attrition rate is higher than twenty percent.

are you finding out who your friends are? you hope not.

[91whiskey]

every time i see someone say ✨️neurospicy✨️i want to scream

[freakyblud]

i know the actual meaning of I bet on losing dogs by Mitski but it's gotten through a lot of pet grievances and ill forever be grateful for Mitski for that <3

[molliemoo3]

MAXIMILIAN!!!!!!!💔💔💔💔💔

[chao-mp3]

I used photo of my friend as a reference btw

[surrounded-by-fuckups]

I wanna see them fucking try with 7 as I plan to die that same year

[i-am-aprl]

UN said: Gaza needs 70 years to be livable, at least 70% of the infrastructure is destroyed.. Gaza, the most beautiful city that I have ever seen in some before and after pictures that shows a little part of the destruction.

[isabellaapotter]

i genuinely don’t understand people who snore

like have you tried just shutting the fuck up???

WHY are you making noise i’m not kidding someone snoring makes me want to actual commit serious crimes

why can i not sleep because YOU cannot shut the entire fuck up.

i just don’t get it. when i’m asleep im as quiet as a mouse. i’m not moving im not making any noise. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SNORING.

[innit-bud]

pls

[jitters-barista]

Fuck that. I’m going full demon summoning to get ao3 back.

Prayer circle for ao3

[sunriseprongs]

It’s kinda hilarious to me how down with murder Merlin is. Like I feel like most shows, especially family shows, have the character at least be morally conflicted about killing. If not out right refusing to kill.

Merlin does not give two shits. He murks someone in the first episode, zero conflict. His body count must be at least in the thousands by the end of the show (considering he took out a whole army). But let’s not forget all the up close and personal murders he commits.

I recently rewatched the changeling, and in that episode in quick succession he kills Grunhilda, the Sidhe and then gives Gaius a look like “do I need to do everything myself?” And gives Elena the potion. ZERO fucks given, he is so unfazed. Merlin is always down for murder. It’s so funny.

And I support him lol.

[randzdal]

I disappeared, sorry Now I'm a fan of Beatles and Joy Division and stuff......but I still love O-Zone !!!

I'm not active here anymore because I haven't been interested in O-Zone for almost two years now, my focus now is Joy Division and The Beatles!!! You can follow me on principal and such, there I respond to messages and I'm more active, here is still a page dedicated to O-Zone, if you want to send me more photos of them I'll post them here.

love yall

[consistently-panicked]

One of my favorite things about Neil was when he was questioning his sexuality. He looked at Nicky and Matt to see if his feelings towards them had changed to try and deduce if he was gay tm. Of course, he came to the conclusion that he’s pretty exclusively attracted to Andrew, but did he ever even think to look at the identical twin of the man he had just kissed? No, why would he do that. Like hmm, I enjoyed kissing this person, does someone who looks the same give me the same feelings? Never even crossed his mind. Of course he isn’t attracted to Aaron. That’s disgusting. This petty ass man will always have my heart.