#I woke up so confused

[gert-the-disaster]

i had a dream last night that i went to my local asian grocery store and found this design on a t shirt.

here’s an 90% accurate recreation deadass this is what it looked like

[thezangoosler]

for some reason i had a dream about being in a relationship with house m.d. last night. and nothing happened except for we (somehow) sat facing each other in a car and the car lurched and i ended up with my head on his chest and he kept me there and played with my hair and. hm. i'm not sure of the meaning of this dream. but after some deliberation, maybe i do want this old man

[belong2human-kind]

I had a random dream where Sabine and Ezra were still teenies (not live action, animation style) and he messed up badly in some mission along with her, but he was still inside of the Phantom while she wasn't, and he kinda drowned in there, so she rescued him and gave him the biggest CPR kiss I've ever seen and he woke back to consciousness all confused and she was all blushed and said nothing more than "let's get going, try not drowning again this time" and I woke up as confused as Ezra, but surely happy

My mind is so delulu for those two, and I love it and suffer about it too🥲😭🥺😭

[popcorn-plots]

I had a dream last night were Eric on Netflix had a scene where Benedict Cumberbatch was naked for some reason and doing some kind of sexy shit (he was just. laying there. ass out to the world, but my mind had censored it so it was just live-action pixels [?]) and when it was released, on May 30th, every single movie critic just straight up ignored the entire plot and instead just talked about how much the fandom and Tony Stark would appreciate Benedict's dick.

Not only that, but in the scene, Sophie Hunter was holding the camera. His wife. was filming him. I don't want to know what they were doing.

It was weird as hell and kind of funny, but also what the ever living fuck brain--

[aceouttatime]

just had a dream i was in a committed relationship with dracula and we were dealing with evil detectives working on an ongoing murder case, the culprit of which was my younger, pre-transition self. also there was a mountain lion, Weird Dinner Party, sorting DVDs, the ice cream ghost, and dracula’s magic elevator.

[uchihashisui-kun]

I had a dream that I met Kishimoto and he asked me who my favorite Naruto character was and when I told him it was Shisui he looked at me dead in the eyes and said, "Who."

[siriannatan]

I had the weirdest dream and just had to share it.

So. There was Scar with a lightsaber - I never saw any Star Wars for context - and he was doing some monologue along the lines 'i's over Kyolo Ren...' and then there was no Kyolo Ren who I know how he looks from memes.

Instead, there was a Ren Diggity Dog asking for head pats.

So Scar gives him his head pats and then there's Doc in Darth Vader costume - bad one - and he's like 'no one but me can give Ren head pats' and starts shooting not lasers but lightsabers at Scar and then I woke up...

[eatingfood]

Had such a weird dream about going on a boat to a country I don’t know the name of! It felt like I was there to meet a woman with blonde curly hair and blue eyes. We met and were inseparable, she took me to her home where she lived with others. She spoke French and German and was very sensual and mysterious about everything. When we were alone, she slowly kissed me. It felt like a movie. I was so in love that I took her with me when I went back home with the boat. Suddenly I lost her on the way, there were people who wouldn’t let her go? I couldn’t reach her number so I literally swimmed back and we escaped through the back of her house.

The end of the dream was me getting home alone again and I couldn’t find a way to contact her in any way, I had a scarf that smelled like her.

Super codependent dream when I think about it or I was dreaming this to feel a sense of safety

[wishfulina]

Saw this in a dream.

[are-friends-electric-7]

I had a dream last night where mike was sitting on wills lap at my school assembly and then he got up on stage with Conan the barbarian and the whole assembly hall started singing pass the dutchie

[college-cryptids]

Embarrassment is a curse and appears every Wednesday at 9 AM.

[crypticaa]

didn’t think I posted anything worth a wall of spam likes but thank you

[rozugold]

Wat

[popcorn-plots]

Idk if I already posted this or not but I had a dream a few nights ago where Tom Hiddleston (with short hair and Benedict Cumberbatch's eyes) was married to a mix of Susan Downey and my AP English teacher. They had two kids. Martin Freeman's two kids. They were in a parking lot and the dude running the boom gate (i just spent five minutes googling them to see what the fuck they're called) was a really big fan and wanted Tom's autograph, but Tom said nope and threw his daughter in the car.

Threw her. Like picked her up and just tossed her into the backseat like a basketball. Then they circled this random parking lot at BYU (I think it's the one next to the football stadium) trying to find another parking spot to get away from this dude who was actually being really kind about it and asked nicely, walking away when Tom said no.

So they're circling this parking lot and the only other stall available was the stall right next to this guy's massive white minivan. Tom parked his tiny little what, 2006 white car? No idea what it was, but it was a rental car by parents had when our chevy traverse was in the shop.

Yeah, he parked and found out he was next to the dude who wanted his autograph and I woke up.

[smokey-cat]

had a dream that was fucking wild

during it, childe went rogue and took a few fatui with him to create his own army to take over the world. homeboys went insane.

and apparently he seduced gorou and his army is now teamed up with the rogue fatui and set off to mondstadt (where zhongli was visiting for a minute) to take over 'the territory of the fatui' and massacred everyone who lived there so now its only the fatui, gorous army, zhongli and venti (who childe was fighting with roses sword from steven universe)

the sword originally belonged to zhongli but childe took it, idk

venti lost his form and is now a sad tiny pterosaur

the sword broke and zhongli lost his powers ig the sword was a stand in for the gnosis

childe and gorou kissed and the archons are flung across the sea and during the time when zhongli was flying back with venti i woke up.

so yeah, my dreams dont have meaning but they're funky movies to watch while i trial death every night..

edit: i forgot to mention that this all played out in the style of a looney tunes episode, with the facial expressions and sounds. venti made that tom cat scream atLEAST twice

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

why did we have a dream about henry cavill getting his balls removed