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quillyfied · 1 year
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Today in “Attack of the Homonyms and Additional Similar Words”, some truly petty and pedantic little numbers that make you feel a little bit like a jerk for pointing out but grate like a grain of sand in a flip-flop:
Bare is usually used in the context of either naked or exposed (bare skin, baring of souls), or lowest/most basic (bare minimum, bare cupboards)
Bear is used in the context of to physically carry (bear the load, bearing a child) or to emotionally handle (more than I can bear); past tense of this word is “borne” (this is not to be borne/I can’t bear this; Dumbo was borne aloft on his ears/Dumbo’s ears bear his weight; I bore this child/this child was borne by me/I bear this child now until it will be born, and have fun with that additional homonymic tangle)
Homey means cozy and comfortable, as in a home
Homely, however, is a vexing trickster: in US English, it means ugly, usually in relation to a girl being plain or unattractive; in UK English, however, it means the same as homey, comfortable and cozy. The horror! The confusion! This is fanny and fanny all over again*!
Where (pronounced “wair”) refers to place or position, usually in an adverbial sense (“this is the place where you said to meet”)
Were (pronounced “wrr”) is second person singular past tense (“you were there”) or plural past tense (“they were there”) of “be.” Easy enough to overlook, definitely a pedantic one to get hung up on, but I did warn y’all this one was a petty episode!
*Fanny in US English means “butt”; Fanny in UK English means “vagina.” Terrible miscommunications have been founded on that cultural gap, I can only assume; the consequences must have been dire and devastating. And silly beyond all reason.
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cornsnakebread · 1 year
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Local homeless man tries to flirt with you…
Or is he asking for help??? Honestly you can’t tell.
This was another sticker idea I had but I don’t think I like it enough to get it printed so ima just put it here 🤠
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skyward-floored · 2 months
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(More hdw au, several months after this memory)
Gentle humming drifts through the air as Queen Adeline rocks her baby, little Zelda’s eyes finally slipping closed in slumber. Adeline looks down at her arms to be sure her daughter is asleep, and as she finishes her lullaby, she makes her way across the room, careful to step lightly.
“Goodnight my sweet Zelda,” Queen Adeline whispers, giving her tiny daughter a kiss as she places her in her bed. “Dream pleasant dreams.”
Zelda doesn’t react, other than with a quiet snuffling noise, and Adeline gives her one more smile before leaving her be.
She stifles a yawn as she then dresses for bed, slipping her shoes off with a relieved sigh. An ache is present in her toes, and Adeline winces at the state of her feet as she finally sits down.
Her husband is away checking the state of a new training outpost, so she’s been running around twice as much as normal. Adeline would have gone along with him, but Zelda was too small to travel, and things needed to be kept up with here.
Though the extra amount of work she’s had to deal with along with a baby has been taxing, even without the added stress of traveling, and she is, admittedly, worn out.
It used to be I could handle a week of days like this without batting an eye, she thinks as she lays back on her bed with a sigh. And look at me now. Nothing but an exhausted mother with achy feet.
Zelda lets out a soft coo in her sleep, and Adeline can’t help her smile.
I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
A quiet rapping at her door makes her ears prick, and Adeline sits up, then reluctantly stands when the knocking repeats a few moments later. Seems she won’t get to rest just yet.
“Just a moment please,” she calls, putting on a comfortable pair of slippers and a robe, and then heads to the door.
She opens it, and is met with the familiar sight of one of her closest friends, Impa’s red eyes bright in the dim lighting of the hallway.
Adeline smiles. She hasn’t seen Impa all that much since she got back from her most recent assignment, even though Impa was recently appointed her daughter’s bodyguard. But her smile slips as she realizes Impa looks terrible, dark circles under her eyes, hair slipping out of its usual neat bun. She seems like she’s barely standing, and Adeline puts a hand on her arm in worry.
“Impa? What brings you here so late?” Adeline asks. “Not that I’m not glad to see you, but... are you alright?”
“I’m so sorry to disturb you your highness. But I need... I need to speak with you,” Impa says in a small voice, unusually small for her.
Adeline’s worry deepens, but she nods at her, and quickly gestures Impa in. She leads her to the small couch in her quarters, and Impa sits, her arms crossed over her middle and face oddly nervous.
The queen sits next to her, giving her room, but close enough to offer support if it’s wanted. She’s had an exhausting day, but her friend is far more important than getting a proper night’s sleep. Especially if she’s resorting to visiting her so late in the day, looking so terrible. It must be important.
“So what is it you need, Impa?” Adeline asks lightly, leaning back on her seat. “Is something wrong?”
Impa continues to stare at the floor, her face curiously blank as her arms tighten around her middle. When she still doesn’t say anything, Adeline hesitantly puts a hand on Impa’s shoulder, and she flinches, finally looking over and meeting her eyes.
Adeline is shocked to see tears in them.
“Impa..?” she asks softly, urgently.
Maybe it’s her quiet voice, maybe it’s her hand on her shoulder, or maybe it’s even the fact that Impa is actually very close to her breaking point, but all of a sudden her tears spill over and Impa is crying.
Adeline stares in further shock at the tears streaming down Impa’s face before quickly tugging her into a hug, her friend’s breath hitching with quiet sobs.
“Impa, whatever is the matter?” she asks as Impa cries into her shoulder, worry thick in her voice. She’s never seen Impa like this, her strong, stoic friend heaving soft sobs into her arms. Not even when they were children did Impa cry like this— something must be terribly wrong.
Impa sniffles.
“I think—” she says, letting out a hiccup. “I think I made a mistake.”
Adeline meets her eyes, Impa shakily wiping some tears away, and gives her shoulder a squeeze.
“Tell me what happened,” she says gently, and Impa nods, breathing out.
Adeline rings for some tea before they start, needing something to keep herself awake, and knowing Impa will appreciate it. She knows her friend’s favorite brew, and Impa does look calmer once she has the warm beverage in her hands, her tears stopped for the moment.
Impa sighs.
“During— during the assignment,” she finally begins, looking down at her tea and not at Adeline. “With the diplomatic party to the Eldin caves. You know we met with the Gorons, but they aren’t the only ones who live in that area.”
“Yes... I recall mentions of a dragon before. I believe he was to be included in the negotiations,” Adeline replies with a gentle nod. “All of the reports said everything went very well... were they incorrect?”
“No, they were correct,” Impa says, taking a long sip of tea. “The ambassador did his job well. The negotiations went exceptionally, with both parties.”
She sniffles again.
“Other matters just... didn’t.”
Adeline offers her a handkerchief, but Impa shakes her head, her tears stopped for now.
“What happened, Impa?” Adeline asks gently, aware there’s something her friend isn’t saying. Impa sighs, and tightly closes her eyes, holding her tea cup so tightly Adeline wonders if it will break.
“...I fell in love,” she whispers finally. “With the dragon knight Volga.”
The words are like a cold splash of water, Adeline blinking in shock, but as Impa squeezes her eyes shut, Adeline shakes off her disbelief and gently pats her shoulder.
“Oh Impa,” she says softly.
Impa breathes shakily in through her nose.
“I thought him insufferable at first, prideful and so full of himself. To my dismay we kept ending up together, during meetings and dinners and spars and everything, it seemed like he was always around with a smirk on his lips and some ignorant comment. It wasn’t until there was a monster attack and we fought together that somehow I realized there was more to him, and we just... we grew closer. We didn’t trust each other a bit at first, but somehow things changed, and we... suddenly we were in love,” Impa whispers, clutching her teacup.
“I did wonder why you barely wrote to me,” Adeline says, putting her hand over Impa’s. “I assumed you were too busy... which I suppose was correct, in a way.”
Impa almost smiles, then breaths in slowly.
“Yes. I apologize for not doing so. Between Volga and my duties, I had little free time,” she says, setting her tea cup down. “But back to what happened. I... it turns out dragon courting customs are different then both Hylian and Sheikah. I gifted Volga a particularly interesting crystal I discovered one day after we sparred, but it turns out the way I presented it, and what happened beforehand... it is the first step of how dragons propose to one another.“
Adeline can’t help her gasp.
“You proposed unknowingly?”
“Yes. Volga reciprocated, but I did not realize what had happened at first... but once we both figured out what had happened, I... I went along with it. And we were married. Or, mates, as he put it.”
Adeline mulls the tale over for a moment, almost unable to believe it despite hearing it from Impa herself. Impa is many things, but impulsive is not one of them, and going along with a marriage she did not intend is... very unlike her.
Which can only mean...
“...You truly love him, don’t you?” Adeline asks softly, and Impa closes her eyes.
“I... I did. I do. Let me finish,” she whispers. “We kept everything a secret, so as not to cause problems with the negotiations. I... also do not know what others’ reactions would be, especially the other Sheikah. Volga keeps company with monsters, even if he is not one himself. So we kept it all hidden. And everything was going so well despite all of the secrecy, and we were happy, the both of us, but... but then it was time for the ambassador to leave. And me with him.”
Impa’s voice shakes a little. “Volga thought I would stay with him, help him guard over the caves. I told him I couldn’t, not with my duty to Hyrule and the royal family, and my tribe as well. I wanted us to continue our relationship from a distance, but somehow it all just... went wrong. We fought, badly, and I...”
Impa wipes a hand over her eyes. “I left. I was out of time. I tried to talk to Volga once more before leaving, but he refused to speak to me. And now...”
Impa’s voice breaks, and Adeline puts her hand on her shoulder.
“I’m expecting,” she chokes out, and begins to cry in earnest again. “I’m expecting, Addy, and I don’t know what to do.”
Adeline pulls Impa back into a hug again, and her friend sobs, hurt and fear and anger and grief all spilling out with her cries.
“Oh Impa, you’ve been dealing with all of this alone?” Adeline breathes, holding her tight. “You’ve been back for weeks, I can’t imagine...”
No wonder she hasn’t been the same since she returned.
Adeline holds Impa tighter, and does nothing but rub a soothing hand along her back for several minutes, Impa trying to get a hold of herself and failing quite miserably.
“It’ll be alright. We’ll figure this out, I promise,” Adeline says gently, and Impa wipes a hand over her eyes. “Do you know how far along you are?”
“Somewhere around two months,” Impa whispers. “I began to suspect shortly after returning, but the signs are unmistakable now. I confirmed it earlier.”
She sniffles and wipes another hand over her eyes, and Adeline pulls back a little.
“We’ll figure this out,” she repeats gently, taking Impa’s hands in hers. “Things will be okay, Impa. For you and your baby.”
“But this child shouldn’t even exist!” Impa cries, her eyes even more red then normal. “They will be half dragon, Adeline, and we may have an agreement that Volga is technically a part of now, but he is still not trusted! A relationship with him is unthinkable among the Sheikah, they might not even accept our marriage as legitimate! How will my tribe react at the news that I carry his child?” she chokes out.
“Impa, all will be well,” Adeline says gently.
“I will not be able to fulfill my duties to you and the princess if I have my own child to care for!” Impa says thickly. “And my tribe may very well kick me out once they learn what I’ve done. How will all be well, your majesty? Answer me that.”
“Because I will help you,” she assures, voice firm with conviction. “You are not alone, Impa. I am on your side.”
She squeezes Impa’s hands.
“I’ll help you think of a plan. A great many things can be blamed on a sleep-deprived queen who recently had a baby,” she says with a wink. “If we work together, we can keep things quiet, and nobody will ever need to know who the father is. You’ll both be safe.”
“I can’t ask that of you your majesty,” Impa whispers, and Adeline sighs, looking at her tea which is now lukewarm at best.
Zelda shifts a little in her crib across the room, but she doesn’t wake, and silence falls over the room.
“...Do you remember when we were younger, and we pretended we were sisters?” Adeline asks after a minute. Impa nods, a minuscule smile forming on her tearstained face.
“Yes. You insisted we should be twins, despite you being three years older and us both looking nothing alike.”
“Oh, we looked plenty alike, hush,” Adeline huffs, and Impa’s smile grows just a little. “...my point is that we looked out for each other then, before either of us had any sort of importance beyond titles that were meaningless to us both. That hasn’t changed. I want to help you, Impa.”
Impa looks at her, gratitude shining in her eyes, but her gaze is still dim with grief.
“You’re certain?” she asks quietly.
Adeline nods again. “I’m certain. You’re my friend, Impa, I won’t leave you to figure this out by yourself. Plus you’ve saved my life at least twice, this is the least I can do.”
“You know I don’t require repayment for that,” she murmurs.
“No, but I still want to help you,” Adeline replies decisively, and tugs Impa into a hug again. “We can get to work on a plan as soon as you’re ready. I’m behind you all the way.”
Impa exhales, lowering her gaze, and Adeline can’t help but notice when her arm returns to resting around her middle.
The silence falls back between them, drained and quiet, and Adeline rests her head back on the couch they’re on, the tiredness she’d forgotten about now returning. She doesn’t want to deny Impa the comfort of having someone sit with her though, not after so long with dealing with this alone, and so she remains where she is, Impa’s head resting on her shoulder.
“...I’m scared,” Impa suddenly whispers, in a voice so quiet that Adeline barely hears it.
Adeline swallows, and gently sets her head against hers. “All I can tell you is that I was too,” she replies softly. “And that I’m here to help. You’re not alone, Impa.”
Impa lets out a sigh, heavy with exhaustion and grief, and Adeline knows there’s nothing more she can say.
All she can do is continue to hold her friend, and support her as best as she can.
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why-the-heck-not · 7 months
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22.10.23, sunday
haven’t drawn in so long I kinda thought I would’ve forgotten how, but it actually was very chill
things done today:
drawing while watching ahs
1h of coding
a long walk
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Favorite ice cream flavor?
Patroclus: Anything coffee flavored is my go to. Achilles on the other hand….
Achilles: Mint chocolate chip! It’s the best flavor and I will die on this hill.
Patroclus: Blegh
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[CN] 5th Anniversary Event – the “What-ifs” (Victor)
So, this is actually a tiny part of the final segment of the anniversary event. I’ll hopefully translate the entire final segment later–– 🥺❤️
Final segment: here!
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barbieaemond · 3 months
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I’m not dead btw, barely living tho
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wishmemel · 1 month
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i feel so relaxed and happy and in love with my life knowing today was a reset day. i did my homework, took ample breaks, prayed, oiled my hair, took a warm shower, shaved, washed my hair, and am about to study some more before bed. when did i miss out on life being so simple and beautiful?
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twtd11 · 6 months
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Tumblr, it is time. It is time for me to tell you about this year’s lesbian hallmark-esque movie from Tello Films. To wit:
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A Holiday “I Do”
Much like Christmas at the Ranch, which I talked about last year, this movie is, well, more charming than good. Also like Christmas at the Ranch, it takes place at a horse ranch. Or farm? Or stables? It’s never quite clear except that they make some money from giving riding lessons.
Somehow, as has been pointed out to me, the marketing for this film completely ignores the whole horse aspect of the movie. Maybe because they didn’t want the audience to think it was Christmas at the Ranch 2.0? Which is fair considering that is, in fact, basically what it is. Maybe Tello Films has a hook up with some horse people?
Anyway, we have our lead, Jane. Here’s the sich with Jane: Jane had big career aspirations but she met a boy, thought she fell in love, had a baby, then divorced the boy because she realized she was gay. She and the daughter moved in with mom when Jane’s dad died. I can’t remember the daughter’s name and IMDb isn’t helping me out here, so I’m just going to call her the kid.
The kid likes to say droll, sophisticated, self-aware things that sound exactly like what you expect a kid to sound like in a movie about lesbians made by queer people, but which have no relation to how kids actually talk. Yes, kids can be droll and sophisticated and self-aware, but this kid’s voice was 100% constructed by an adult who maybe hasn’t spent a lot of time around kids. I mean, I haven’t spent a lot of time around kids that age either, but I’m pretty sure they don’t sound like this kid. But still, the kid is funny most of the time, so it kinda works.
Back to the plot:
So Jane is alone and lonely and there’s an obligatory speed dating scene where we meet a bunch of stereotypical lesbians which wants to be funnier than it actually is. She goes home and laments her singlehood. But she can’t lament for too long because Jane’s ex-husband and his new fiancée are about to arrive in town. They’re in town to get married and Jane is in charge of the bachelor party. You see, the ex husband is also Jane’s best friend.
Here’s a question (which is never answered): if the ex-husband’s only connection to this small town is that his ex-wife lives there, why did he choose to have his wedding there? We never get an answer for that question.
After all of that set up, I finally get to introduce the love interest. Her name is Sue, and she’s the lovely couple’s wedding planner!
To facilitate shenanigans, the lovely couple goes off to the airport to pick up the fiancée’s parents and they get stuck there overnight because of the snow. This means that the bride isn’t there to taste the catering and do other things the bride should do before the big day (personally, I’d think you’d want to taste the cake and the catering more than a day before your wedding, but I’ve never gotten married so what do I know?) Jane, who is instantly enamored of Sue, happily fills in as the bride to taste various foods. They get side tracked with sledding and a mid day yoga break (who stops in the middle of their work project and is like, yes, I’ll go to a random yoga class now?).
There are several quirky side characters that play various parts in the plot. Some of them come off better than others. The evil banker who isn’t really evil because we’re undermining that trope, was particularly a stand out for me. She knew her job and she was totally in.
I’ll leave the conflict/climax/resolution to you, dear reader, should you feel the need to spend $7 to rent it. I feel like it was worth my money.
And in another parallel with Christmas at the Ranch, I spent most of the movie wanting the leads to kiss and then when they actually got to this kiss, damn it was awkward.
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crybaby-bkg · 1 year
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a-lil-perspective · 1 year
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“What’s dark and bitter here other than Yours Truly?”
—Crosshair
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jorvikzelda · 9 months
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This may be a good and normal thing but I have absolutely zero regrets about having purchased the laptop last night. Like all day yesterday and even as I was buying I was going oh god should I should I not but now I’m not even having second thoughts about the huge display lmao
#SO FUCKING GLAD that I actually did some extra research rather than just going meh the one I looked at before is probably better#I think it was a SIGN that I got paid a little early for the month’s work and then like the day after the laptop I bought went on sale#(Didn’t actually pay immediately so I didn’t USE any of that money but that is besides the point)#Only with the reservation of man… it’s big… and heavy… and REALLY huge and that’s bad…#I HAD deep down been going ‘man if only there was a bigger laptop with the same specs as the one I wanna buy’#And then!!! This baby pops up!! With a big display and BETTER specs!!!!!!!!#Cannot begin to express my excitement at playing Real People Games like that hasn’t even been a POSSIBILITY#Stray is at the top of my list right next to ranch of rivershine#And also probably Elden Ring that shit looks NEAT#(Also yes there is a catch and a reason this one is cheaper even though it’s better! The one I was planning on getting had an OLED display#This one’s just a normal good old LCD display. But in all honesty that is ABSOLUTELY a sacrifice I’m willing to make lol)#z talks#not horse game#Also the fact it’s not currently in stock so I’ll be waiting almost 3 weeks for it also very much feels like a good thing#Like. I have a Date on which I can expect to Receive It. And that means I have a very set time frame for the stuff I want to do to prepare#(mainly organise my cloud storage to make sure everything’s where it should be)#(but that’s a bigger problem than it might sound like because I have a LOT of files)
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tariah23 · 9 months
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i can’t express how much this made me laugh before i clicked to see and saw just a bunch of gojo pictures
Alkaiaijsjsjwjswjsksii$.$IAJAJAJ
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kindlythevoid · 2 months
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Or perhaps?? Perhaps the boops will live on?? Thank you friend, for the boop. It is much appreciated. ^•^
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It is an inelegant solution, but perhaps I may be given the opportunity to boop you back?
Kindly,
The Void
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Please note the sweater has been completed.
I started it at the beginning of the semester. I weaved in the last ends today. So I’m vaguely in shock right now.
(I think it looks really nice though :))
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nastyatticman · 1 year
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ranking my favorite horror villains by who would piss off my strict Asian family members the most if I brought them home for dinner
the answer is All of Them bc I haven’t finished school yet
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