#I’m back on my bullshit

[gleafer]

AO3 Tags IN ACTION: a new series by moi

[eiraeths]

price: alright that should be it. does anyone have any other ideas for ground rules?

ghost: [grabs a marker and writes down ‘don’t ‘die on the whiteboard]

soap: [takes the market and in parentheses adds in ‘optional’]

[child-of-of-the-sunshine]

Rooster: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Hangman: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[soldierofsappho]

+Helena

Credit to original posts

[biboomerangboi]

Think Xie Lian should have had a extremely horny don’t know how to process Lan Wangji moment and just bit Hua Cheng at some point and the only reason it didn’t happen was because Hua Cheng would lose all plausible deniability when he came on the spot.

[darlingghoulette]

A trope that will never not make me feral:

Eddie setting firm “fuck buddies only” boundaries because he’ll be damned if he’s going to get played by King Steve.

Meanwhile Steve falls fast and falls hard, willing to go along with the arrangement as long as he can be of some use to someone that he cares about. As long as Eddie wants him in some capacity, even if it’s not enough to permanently keep him.

They’re both so madly in love and afraid that they tear themselves inside out to keep the little pieces of each other that they can

I’m eating concrete

[arogueblogger]

he had a duty of care

[plutoids-thoughts]

Golden retriever bf x black cat gf — a concept

Megs is actually also a golden retriever bf but he tries to hide it smh

[thinkingabout-girls]

thousand yard stare this man has Trauma. and anxiety. someone get him some weed

[gleafer]

WANNA GO NUTS??? OKAY!

Dopplebanger (hehhehheh) chaos is in full swing @goodomensafterdark on Reddit.

Go peruse the endless art and fanfics of the ineffables faced with the prospect of dealing with their doppelgänger selves (with sexy results!)

Here’s my contribution: PART 1

[hankhill420]

[supernutcollectionuniverse]

Listening to David Byrnes music isn’t enough. I want to eat that man.

[i-give-u--art]

I started re-watching tmnt 2012 to heal my soul

[mystiqueschild]

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BUT, J.D EVERYONE!

[misiahasahardname]

low camera quality doodles are the second best kind of doodles!!! :3

[bradshawsbitch]

I’m so weak he’s so fucking thick and big like crush me