#I’m in transformers hell

[dfox1987]

Happy new years

Look at Soundwave

[soapbbox]

Your au of cogless Megatron is so good!! TT!! This comic where Megatron bumps into Optimus in the mine barracks breaks my heart;0; Would it ever be okay if I write something about it? Perhaps a Megop slow burn;;;;

AAAAAA OF COURSE YOU CAN 😭😭 Please please let me know if you do, I’d love to read it!!!

AU from this comic for those wondering.

[seafoamsol]

Gaze upon me, and witness my glory!

[keferon]

*Shakes pickle jar aggressively in the distance*

Random wip drop plz, and my jar is yours!

*snatches the jar* Fair warning. Most of my wips are really messy and end up being unfinished forever haha (And the ones that almost always end up getting finished are the comic ones. I can’t show them for spoilers reasons)

Oorrrr I have this too:D It’s supposed to be about young Drift seeing a mermaid under the ice

[compaculaaa]

Promise

[somerandomdudelmao]

CASS YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT SHOW US (/j only show us if you want ofc!)

Okay okay haha

I can’t show you all the stuff because a lot of other parts was made by Tapa and Hoddi, but I can show you mine:)

Also, unedited english warning or something. None of us is native english speaker, so we didn’t really care about grammar or anything👍

This giant fucker’s name is Cascade btw

And yes, before anyone would assume otherwise - he is the absolutely meanest, laziest and narcissistic..iest? person ever haha

Hoddi bought him to fight in the underground arena from that Earthspark episode with robo-fights~

[peak-dumbass]

I know I just got done with ranting about tfp/rid2015 starscream’s character but, if you couldn’t tell by my other rid2015 posts, I’m obsessed with rid2015 bumblebee and when I tell you I love this scene of bumblebee making fun of starscream I’m not exaggerating it’s so cathartic to me

“But bumblebee is a good/hero character, why is he being so mean—” did you forget how much starscream hurt bumblebee in tfp?

He killed cliffjumper who, while probably not as close to bee as he was to arcee, was still close friends with bee

He stole the omega keys from the autobots’ base and handed them over to megatron, practically dooming Cybertron at the time to be remade in megatron’s image — of course the autobots get them back last minute, but that doesn’t change how much that loss effected all of them (evidence: optimus shouting in anger for the first and to my memory only time in the series) — including bumblebee

And his greatest offense towards bumblebee in my opinion—

DESTROYING BUMBLEBEE’S T-COG

“But it was silas and M.E.C.H. that took it in the first place—” HE DIDN’T NEED TO HELP SILAS USE IT AFTERWARDS “but Ratchet was able to fix it—” THAT DOESN’T GET RID OF THE TRAUMA THAT WHOLE EXPERIENCE CAUSED HIM

It’s also incredibly fucked once you think about it more because the t-cog is literally a cybertronian organ — while silas is at least mostly detached from how screwed this is since it’s more like taking parts from a robot than surgery to humans, starscream shouldn’t be since he’s also a cybertronian

Instead of being freaked out and recognizing how messed up silas’ actions are like any rational bot would, he helps silas make his fake-bot-that’s-using-another-bot’s-stolen-organ work by providing him with energon (the [at the time] incredibly scarce resource that helps all bots survive) and — after that plan falls through because of bumblebee finding them — he destroys the bot’s organ for no reason other than he wanted to escape and thought that was a good way to distract him

I just—I’m sorry?? I feel like bumblebee is incredibly justified for clowning on this cringefailure of a bot for what he’s done to him

And this isn’t even mentioning what he’s done against the autobots as a whole (both on and off screen) that has probably hurt bumblebee by proxy

I feel like it’d be justified if bee also killed starscream — he already got to kill the bot that destroyed his voice box, I think bee deserves another murder as a treat <3

/joking but also what if—*gets shot by tfp/rid2015 starscream fans*

[zzineedsleepzz]

TRANSFORMERS RESCUE BOTS INCORRECT QUOTES BECAUSE YES.

~~~

Heatwave:”Okay, I have a plan.”

Chase:”As long as we aren’t breaking any laws I’m happy to hear it.”

Heatwave:”…”

Chase:”…”

Heatwave:”…I no longer have a plan.”

~~~

Blades:” We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.”

Blades, to Boulder and Heatwave:” You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.”

Blades, to Chase: ”Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.”

Chase: “What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?”

Blades: “Because only Velma would say “dubious device”.”

Heatwave: “And what does that make you, Fred?”

Blades: “Bitch, I’m Daphne.”

~~~

High tide:” Salvage, gather the others. We need to have another Blurr-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.”

~~~

Chief burns and doc Greene standing outside Doc’s burning lab while the bots attempt to put it out:

Chief:”…you know, when you said you were going to make homemade “bath bombs”, I imagined a more wholesome version…”

~~~

Dani:”Well Blades, whenever I’m stuck on a discussion, I think “What would Kade do?”, then do the opposite.”

Blades:”…Isn’t that kinda mean?”

Kade, from the other room:”She’s not entirely wrong though-“

~~~

Kade:”It’s looking pretty muggy out today.”

Chief:”…”

Chief:”Kade, I swear, if I look outside and all of the mugs on on the lawn I’m disowning you..”

Kade”…*Sips coffee from bowl*”

~~~

Cody:”…You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how a blender works.”

Blades, drinking toast:”Why do you say that?”

~~~

Dr Baranova:”Is something burning?”

Doc Greene:”Just my love for you.”

Dr Baranova:”Ezra, the toasters on fire.”

~~~

Chief:”Has anyone seen Dani and Chase?”

Kade:”Oh yeah, they said they were going to hang out.”

Chief:”Hang out? Did they say what they were going to do?”

Kade:”Uh, oh yeah! They said they were going to try cooking.”

Chief:”…”

Kade:”…”

Kade, getting up:”Yeah, now that I’m hearing that out loud, I’m gonna go get heatwave-“

~~~

Chase:”You went out alone? At night? That’s a bit inappropriate.”

Blurr, slurring his words:”Your moms a bit inappropriate-“

Chase:”That doesn’t even make sense?”

Blurr, a bit more angry:”Your MOM doesn’t even make sense!”

Chase:”oh Primus, is he drunk!?”

Blurr, pissed for no reason:”YOUR MOMS DRUNK-“

~~~

Boulder, totally not guilty:”Hey, totally random question, but would you happen to know if there was a snake in the academy by any chance?

The recruits:”**incomprehensible screaming from the other room**”

Heatwave:”…I’m gonna go with yes.”

~~~

Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread:

Blurr:”Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.”

Quickshadow:”It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.”

Hightide:”if you want information it is.”

Salvage:”why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?”

~~~

Heatwave:”Hey, what’s Blurr’s number?”

Blades:”Why? I thought you hated Blurr?”

Heatwave:”Oh I do, I just wanna know his number so whenever he calls I know to decline.”

~~~

THATS ALL I GOT SO BYEEE

[lampfacedstudios]

POV: you meet Shockwave for the first time

and the rest is history

quick polished thing to take a little break from that other piece I've been chipping at.

drawn after the meme, you know the one

[quibbs126]

I feel like I need more content of TF One Megatron being unequivocally the youngest member of the Decepticons

Sure yes, in the angst/serious department because I eat that stuff up, but in this instance I mean more like in the funny department. Like, he’s casually making everyone else feel old and barely trying

Like talking about how a holofilm they remember going out to see was made before he was born, or he thinks they’re talking about a remake they didn’t even know existed. Or talking about video games and the High Guard not realizing how far the technology advanced, and so what they considered cutting edge mechanics is archaic to him. Or how their lingo or whatever you call it is painfully outdated and they have no clue what he’s even saying when he uses his. He’s defeating everyone here with the power of being from the youngest generation

I just think it’s really funny and I want to see more of it

Though also not just him making everyone else feel old, but also him just doing young person things in general. He’s <50 years old, he should be allowed to act like it

[thewallsaretalking-again]

HES HOME! FERAL ORION PAX MERFORMER IS HOME AND HES HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

Trying to get back into my normal style after like a year of drawing cookie run characters, so my baby boy is here to help me :)

[turbineface]

i havent srawn SHIT for ao long heres glorified warmup VINYYLLLL and soundwave is there too i guess….

[vitrificvitriol]

Late night sketch

Bonus Astrotrain, who is waiting very patiently outside for them to stop fucking around:

[daiourage]

Watched Transformers One with my mom the other day. I like it a normal amount (lie)

(Please tell me how to draw Orion. I’m desperate)

Also have some crossover drawings with the newest Super Sentai series my mom and I are watching in real time!!!

(Please tap/click on the pics—both for quality and bc most of them are comics ;D)

[blue-mood-blue]

Just saw a piece of severance fanart of the “I got my lobotomy at Lumon! :D” variety and it occurred to me.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus would love to get a free lobotomy at Lumon. Specifically to forget about her dead wife cavalier. (Or perhaps to promote the procedure as a figurehead akin to a believer professing her religion, but if we want to talk figureheads and father figures there is also, perhaps, Kiriona to consider.) Harrow would shove herself back into the box and tear her way out, over and over, because I think there is a part of Harrow that is more willing to go toe-to-toe with herself than with anyone else given the opportunity. An entirely new way to tear herself to shreds.

And if there’s a redhead down there somewhere she doesn’t remember, well, maybe this is the illusory office alternate universe of their lives, a passing dream she snags onto.

It’s fascinating to me, to consider the ways Harrow could (and would) sink into the possibility, because if there’s one person we know who’s up for experimental, morally questionable, absolutely dangerous and inevitably life-altering brain surgery… it’s her. She’s already sitting on the table and handing over the syringe.

[transcontinentallity]

I wish I could transform into a tree in the middle of a deep forest. Untouched by humans or at least rarely, and just exist being able to watch life flourish. A simple existence that leads to beautiful moments.