#I’m sorry sjdjdjs

[watchyourbuck]

It may have come to my attention that my jealous!Eddie fic seems a bit violent AJSJAJ I PROMISE I’m building it up reaaaal good & then they’ll be together and all will be good

[hinakyuu]

[/post/718713910263513088] i think they should build you a statue cause you were the only gifmaker in their tags for the past year. i am one of the people who stopped making mtkachuk gifs after he was traded cause i wasnt getting many interactions so it was kinda sad but i am happy to see more content cause hes been my favorite for five years. i am also happy cause this only means that the panthers are getting at least a few new fans after this year, so thank you for sharing your gifs with us <3

oh my goodness?? thank you so much, you’re the sweetest! i gotta admit i’m totally guilty of first gaining interest in the panthers over the summer of the trade bc initially i was so interested in how matthew would settle in, but quickly my love for the whole team grew, like very fast.

i saw that there weren’t a lot of consistent gifs for them so everything i made was purely self-indulgent 😆 i think if you go back a few months on my blog you’ll see gifs for other players, like monty, that still only have 5 notes or something bc that’s how small the fan base used to be lol

i can’t tell you how happy it makes me to see so many people giving them love now and i am also so grateful for the OG cats fans that let me, some random person, start live-blogging with them at the start of this season. you come for one guy, but you stay for the whole kitty pile (well, minus some stinkers) 😌

thank you again for taking the time to send me this, it really made my day! 🥹❤️

[consulaaris]

just set up like. a massive fucking queue LOL trying to get stuff back from since early-mid march but <3 i think i got most of it 🫶🤍

[tacit-semantics]

was just about asleep when I suddenly got hit with a mental image of me slipping on a banana peel that was SO strong and so visceral and so completely unexpected that I effectively Launched myself out of bed what the fuck man

[latinokaeya-moving]

my adhd medication dispenser is sooo carefree with the meds lmao she asked me if i wanted some more capsules to be delivered to get me through the xmas holidays as they’ll be closed until the new year and since i have like two weeks worth of my current one left i was like yeah can i get maybe a week’s worth more of whatever dose you think is appropriate? just so i don’t have to wait for several days after the new year for my next prescription to be delivered? (i have assignments due the first two weeks so i wanted to be cautious) and she was just like oh yeah totally sure and then confirms she’s sending me a whole month’s worth of whatever dose i want to mix and match with LMFAO

[carmenized-onions]

NEW CHAPTER, 14, new recap (can you believe the first one i recapped was chapter 5 oh my) lets rip some coke and goooo

“I thought it was a good bit!” “Cause I’m a piece of shit?” - IVE MISSED THISS

CHARMIN SOUNDS LIKE CHARMING 🥹🥹🥹

the deer in headlights bit is v funny, you’ll see when you see the memes (which i made before the chapter, i am nostradamus)

she is fruity for sure

nodding like i understand food talk (tf is a3)

unrelated but the same therapist thing reminded me about something i keep forgetting to bring up - RICHIE IS HR. so when you mentioned the bear needs an HR, well they do. and as long as carmy treats chip right i think he’ll accept the co-worker relationship (anything to be able to work with chippy)

THE CAT. he is those cute curly kitties. the shat, iykyk

the fact carmen wants to say ‘i love you’ this early (something he struggled a lot to say to his family) IS SOOOOOOOOO

OMG CHIPPY GOING TO WORK FOR THEM FOR REAL????:333333333

This has been Carmichael Burrowski, folks! Don’t call no one— — DNEKRKRIOELEKDKFODNEKE CARMICHAEL BURROWSKI

Ugh, boyfriend? What kind of word is ‘boyfriend’? That's fucked. - THEYRE SO SIMILAR AND PERFECT TOGETHER

And you cannot say you love him because that would be weird. - OH SHUT UP THEYRE SO

“I’m going to kiss you.” “Yeah, okay.” - THAT IS SO FUNNY SJDJFJKF

He’s fine with the touch of hair pulling, on your part— Possibly more than fine. — *giggles in meme*

“You’re so pretty.” You tell him anyway, speaking into his half open mouth.  Whatever thought he had, it’s dead now.“—Jesus fucking Christ.” - i need them to know how much i love them jesus fucking christ

“I’m not a fucking virgin.” - LMFAOEKRKKEOEKEKRNRKRKRKEKEKEKE

“It was a recent development, okay?” “Darn. Sorry I was late.” - 🥺🥺🥺 imagine -

“I want you in every sentence.” - FUCKING KILL ME WHY DONT YOU CARA MIA😭

to bite you like a cannibal - this man and his hickeys🤭🤭🤭

“Fak is still outside, I’m pretty sure.” - CHIP??1?2?2?3kr3kr3kr3kr838484kr4&4&4

“Wait— Are they?” Oh, so Richie’s here, too? Good. - oh great everyone’s here, bet squid is there too

NUZZLING NOSES

her old cat, her old pu-

Nuzzling your face into Syd’s cheek - squidink as she’s holding carm’s hand?? wild

“First of all, wrong placement.” - ofc it is

When shit happens, you call me - 🥺🥺🥺 bestie!!!

“Get your weird little hands off my Chip, you perv—” - LMFAOOOW DJEJEJDJDJ I LOVE HIM SO

and syd’s reply sidjdifi

“Y’know how going to a different barber is like cheating—?” - SJDJDJ GET HIS ASS CHIP. they swapped her for fucking ted fak???

“You’re still— We’re still sharing, right?” - SYD SHENJEHEJE

I’m sexually normal - very normal thing to say, it me tho

OMFG IF CHIP RECOGNIZES DONNA AND PETE FROM OUTSIDE THE RESTAURANT

“Baby’s do traditionally experience time, yeah.” “You n’ that smart mou—” - their dynamic is unmatched

You have to respect the power in that. “Damn.” - that reminded me of marcus

“Oooh, Charmin gets his first paycheck suddenly he’s all that—” “You wanna come up to my room or not?” - i was gonna comment on the charmin thing but HELLO1??1?23)kr3:kr

THEY CAN HANG. SURE BRO

THEYRE WATCHING RATATOUILLE OMGGGGG

Sleeveless black turtleneck? Maybe black palazzo pants - HOT

Please say yes to the white apron. Please say yes to his team. He'll get your initials monogrammed and everything. - *passes out*

the wonderful rat chef

ON GOD

“Yeah. I’ll answer.” - bc 🥺😭

“You’re fucking Carmen!” - GOODBYEEEE. not carmen outing them YET AGAIN

“So fuck you, actually.” - 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Fuck off! I’m already coming to fucking Time Square with you, don’t be whiny.”  - this is giving when dwight was like ‘of course i’ll get that stuff for you so just shut up’

“I nominate Carmen.” “I second the nom.” - tag-team<33

Don’t fuck in a fuckin’ Holiday Inn Chip’s worth mo - he’s so sweet and yet so???

HE CALLED CHIP BABY I REPEAT

It's absolutely going in Carmen's top five favourite expressions of yours. - 🕊️🕊️🕊️

“Syd said she will be knocking violently if I’m not back at midnight on the dot, yeah.” - SQUID GIVING HER GF A CURFEW

THE BERF SHIRT

“God, it’s over—” - squidink is so over rn😔

“Baby, just say you’re happy for me.” - BABY. THEYRE SO BACK

squid can stab men, a little, as a treat

You hand her your water bottle when you spot her looking at it. - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

her instinct is to call chip, oh OH oh

“I didn’t ask you to be great.” Syd says it before she thinks it, and it’s enough to make your eyes water - MINE ARE RUNNING TOO ACTUALLY

God you’re dehydrated - *careless whisper plays* i mean what I SAID NOTHING

squid out🦑🦑

“It’s so crazy that you think that’s gonna happen—” - I LOVEEE SHEEE

Your shoulders touch as you both stare at the ceiling. - CUTIES

She hums, pointing to the popcorn tiles - namedrop! jk…unless?

“Oh my fucking God it’s that bad—”- GET THEIR ASSES SQUID

In front of everyone, accidentally while saying goodbye, off-handedly while hanging up, over text, and so on and so forth. - all of those are cute actually

“Now it’s three.” “Fuck, it’s gaining interest?!” - WE’RE SO BACK!!!!

“Wait, what the fuck, Syd, say it back!” - REAL!!

this was so cute!! just them and their adventures

LETS. GET. ROLLLINNGGGG!!!! (papers!!!) (we both can do drug jokes in this house!!!) (there will be a wip under all this as a treat I promise)

I’m honestly shocked Charmin isn’t a canon nickname (yet!!), cause like. IT DOES SOUND LIKE CARMEN!!! AND THE TOILET PAPER BEARS!!! AND THE TOILET PAPER BEARS ARE BLUE NOW TOO!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

You are frfr an oracle with your memes, occasionally I look at em like hmmmmm,,,, this is gonnna be a lot funnier after the next one. My comedic Nostradamus genius. (the secrets of the universe ARE in the popcorn ceiling!! U!!)

The benefit about writing about food for people who did not come for food is that I also don’t have to fully understand what I’m saying. Had to look at a wagyu chart and make a lot of assumptions. I am not going to make steak with pop rocks to find out if it’s any good.

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK I S RICHIE’S JOB I’M BEING SO FR I DO NOT !!! Carmen’s Exec, Syd’s CDC/Head, Richie is… HR/Co-Manager/Host??? No wonder he can afford fuckin eras tour tickets bro is getting THREE DIFFERENT PAYCHECKS WHAT!!! But this does make sense. Bro IS THEE Human Resource.

Had to look up photos of sheep cats. Yeah that’s him. That’s Carmen but a Cat for sure.

RAHH. The held back I love yous are very. Very rah. Theres a lot of thought behind them for me but I shant share because I feel like that may give too much away I fear?

Carmichael burrowski is brought to you by seeing Carmichael company vans a lot and Mae Burrowski from Night in the Woods. Thank u both for ur service.

I completely forgot about the ‘that’s fucked’ convo with Fak until I saw a gifset and went OH YEAH…. It IS fucked. They are so stupid. They are also both unable to say I love you because that would be WEIRD!!!!!!!

I am so happy with the incredibly funny smooch because it was very much to mimic Carmen’s —

I think funny kisses are the way to go. There is something very charming (CHARMIN!) to me about awkwardly expressed consent.

YOU DIDN’T PUT THE RATATOULLIE MEME IN THIS ONE FOR THE PUBLIC TO ENJOY AND FOR THAT!!! YOU’VE DEPRIVED OUR PEOPLE!! i knew if I was gonna make him watch ratatouille and have him relate, he’d have to relate to more than just remy.

I’ll call them and let them know you love them, promise. Whenever they get out of the bathroom.

Carmen 30-Year Old Virgin Berzatto— Or 28-29, time line is UNCLEAR!! Regardless, I couldn’t take away my man’s one W. He fumbles most people, I had to let him have the one he canonically got. And also it was too fun to consider him absolutely STEWING as Tony recounts her emotional relationship with Mikey, just thinking in the background “I need to tell her I am in fact. NOT . a virgin!” I hate this man.

I WANT YOU IN EVERY SENTENCEEE RRAAAWHWHWHEHE!!! Loved that. Loved writing that paragraph. Love love. Love wanting to have someone so intrinsically in your life that in order for someone to know you they have to know them. WOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Carmen give her a hickey before we have to confront the emotional implications, GET HER BOY!!

Well how much did you bet on syd being there because now I owe you

CHIPS GOT TWO HANDS FOR A REASON BABY!!! I’m kidding the triangle would never work. But they should try anyways.

Whole Richie scene makes me :)) it’s fun to navigate these two going through like, so many internal emotions obviously over Chip’s trauma dump, and deciding what Richie would actually take a moment to comment on. And I think it absolutely has to be the ‘imagine your friends are dead’, bro 100% HAD TO BE HELD BACK FROM RAMMING THE DOOR DOWN TRULY TRULY. Don’t imagine I’m fuckin dead cousin!!!!!! I’m not a fuckin ghost!!! Call me!!!!!!!!! I am literally your guy!!!!!

Watching season 3 and seeing half of the season unnecessarily focusing on a Handyman (Ted) really had me clutching my pearls like. Bro. where’s my baby. Who the fuck does this guy think he is. This is CHIP TURF!!

BIG SHOUT OUT TO SYDNEY ‘THE SQUID’ ‘SEXUALLY NORMAL’ ADAMU!~

Donna!! Donna!! Finally semi-time that I have to face my white whale of writing,,, da mom… I’m still mentally tackling how to write her, but we’ll get there when we get there…. (truly thought she was gonna fucking die this season I didn’t think I was gonna have to DEAL WITH IT!!)

Everyone simultaneously did a record scratch at ‘do you want to come up to my room’ and I think that’s beautiful. I think that’s everything I wanted and more. They can hang bro. and watch ratatouille. Like hang out and be normal and fantasize about easily removable aprons with monogramming done.

Carmen is a certified shoe in his mouth yapper. Sugar, hand the crown to your brother, you may step off your throne; because this fucker has gotten caught like three separate times simply by being himself.

VERY DWIGHT Very like, sibling texting ‘fuck you I hate you what do you want from mcdonalds im omw home’. That’s the Richip dynamic to me. And then they kill carm.

Chip baby!!! This is not a drill he finally called her a pet name!! men, to your stations! And she didn’t even have the brain to COMPUTE IT, alas.

The post squid scene was so tough I was like, ‘do I cut this and just end on carmen?’ but then I knew, I’d never write this scene, cause spoiler alert, we’re doing a very slight time skip. So like. I just wanted Squidink to have their actual last beat to their sad no contact era because!!! So many feelings to be had over not contacting your boy in forever!!! But god its so OVER!

‘Didn’t ask you to be great’ is SUCH a punch to the gut, esp for a people pleaser like Chip (or me, man). Like. Fuckin. GOD. It’s the same sentiment Richie had in Just Dropped with ‘I’d love you even if you weren’t useful’, but like, this side of it is pre-useful. Like. Not only would I love you if you weren’t useful, I would never ASK you to be useful. HELL.

All of those I love yous are cute you say? Well I will have to up my game in coming up with something truly mortifying, then.

Shout out to me, directing on set, and demanding that my crew says it back when I say I love you. Genuinely my ‘Heard’ is a reciprocated ‘I love you’. No one call Richie/HR.

also the memes. immaculate as always. AND THE AUTHOR/CHIP COMPARISON,,, ART IMITATES LIFE, what can i say? if carmen/chip manage to live together at a point i really can't imagine him denying anything she wants. i think he would only have opinions on the kitchen and maybe efficiency of moving through spaces. (WE NEED TO PUSH THE COFFEE TABLE BACK!!! SIDLING AGAINST IT TO GET TO THE COUCH IS CAUSING A 3.4 SECOND DELAY IN MOVIE TIME!!!!) psycho.

Anyways. As always, a pweasure to hear your thoughts. I am hoping next weekend will finally be the fucking weekend I put something out. It’s hard slugging through this next chapter because it’s basically our so much fucking dialogue chapter, and navigating action and meaning AROUND that has been a nightmare. I think I’m probably over thinking the fuck out of it, to be fair. I feel so bad making y’all wait, so here is a juicer snippet.

THANK YOU LOVE YOU APPRECIATE ALL UR PATIENCE AND ALL UR THOUGHTS I LOVE TO HEAR FROM YALL!!

[goldenhypen]

guys i’m so sorry for being mia recently :’> i hope to catch up on everything vv soon. these days have just been pretty hectic and there have also been some personal things going on. this next week is going to be more extremely busy buttt idk i wouldn’t be surprised if my procrastination gets the best of me again and i just come on here instead w more rants :D but yeah i hope to talk to yall soon :>

ooo also fun story time. sorry sjdjdj but i’m just freaking out sm rn. i can’t disclose who or else it’ll give away where i live- dksjkd butttt yall don’t know this about me but i follow lots of influencer couples. and i got to meet one of my favs today 🥹 im crying i cant omg. they’re so sweet and i got to have a nice convo w the girl 🥹 ahhh i cant i actually can’t. im freaking out to everyone ik about this ahhh

[underscore-jude]

yeah i don't think carlos cheated but the connection u made fits rlly well ! if only they could've done this "triangle" w an actual character and not an extra who's prob gonna have 2 lines max next season (still want seblos endgame but i also want drama sorry sjdjdj)

precisely I’m a messy bitch who lives for drama sometimes

[miserye]

Yeah

In case you wanted no bamboo nezuko too

[noodledragon]

Marcus????? 👀

👀👀👁👁👁 I haven’t drawn him yet but he’s just a nerdy paladin whose parent/deity possesses his glass eye, has a twin sister named Quinta, and was born about 150 years before Sen so they never met outside Nalta’s Realm!

[sscrambledmeggss]

It’s that time of the month again when my sister gets sick and hides it <3

[batfamblog]

Lmao not me realizing I don’t remember a single ask I’ve sent you that isn’t like completely fresh- woo a surprise for both of us! 🥲

gonna be answering them and queueing em up so get ready for a slew of remembering feelings 🤩

[cotccotc]

🤍 !

sure thing :)) thank you for expressing interest!

[shinesobrightsometimes]

hello love! does ur blog have navigation by any chance?

I... don’t know what that means...

[yamagucji]

Tsukishima x fem!reader with inattentive ADHD

request. hello hello!! how about some headcanons of tsukishima with a female s/o who has inattentive adhd (some symptoms include drifting minds, not being able to pay attention (duhh haha), not being able to listen, being disorganized etc etc) sjsjs thank you so much this is a Big Comfort Request ;D also i love ur blog??? sjdjdj ur a big inspiration to me <3 - @globe-fish

note. globe!! hope you’re doing well, sorry for the long wait. if there’s anything inaccurate or if this is too long, tell me. pls pls pls, because im a non-adhd person writing for an adhd reader so i want to make sure i am doing this right <3

tsukishima is very cautious and observant

when you’re working on something, say homework, tsukki will be there to help you

“doing alright?” he asks, leaning against your table

if he finds that you’re not, tsukki will have you do something else— something more productive

it could range from doing stretches, playing a little puzzle, or simply eating a snack

(ps. tsukki likes doing yoga with you. it’s his go-to activity for whenever you two need a study break)

but... if you’re forcing yourself to work on something, staring hard at your paper and beginning to become frustrated then,

tsukki will give you a little kiss on the forehead to get you out of the gutter

“you goof,” he quiped. “don’t be so hard on yourself.”

outside of studying, one of tsukki’s favorite thing to do is find a song you really like

he’ll sit by you and patiently wait as you shuffle from one song to another

and when you finally find ‘the one’ tsukki will listen to it with you for as many times!!!

best believe he’s gonna be humming your favorite song while he’s doing something. he won’t even notice it too

sometimes you and tsukki will come to a disagreement (nothing big, just normal every day disagreements)

but if it turns into a passionate argument— maybe how you think strawberry mousse is a better party food than strawberry shortcake

AND you come back the next day with a 5 slide presentation to argue your point

tsukki’s gonna be like, “you little smart ass” -.- but immediately goes to make strawberry mousse

you: so in the end, strawberry mousse is better

tsukki: 🧍🏻 when did you have time for this

you: 🧍‍♀️

tsukki: ok, let’s go make strawberry mousse then?

fldjjd idk where i’m going with this😭

if tsukki finds someone being EXTREMELY impatient with you, you best believe he’s gonna looming behind you and giving that person a hard stare

“are you seriously being an ass to my girlfriend right now?”

um😳

if he can’t be there for you, he’s gonna bring his best pal yamaguchi in

“yamaguchi, take care of her. and i mean, take good care of her while i’m gone.”

tadashi: but you’re only gonna be away for 5 minutes???😭

if you ever have any frustrating moments, tsukki will sit you down against his chest

“breathe with me, okay?”

he’ll have you take long exhales and inhales, while his palm rubs over your back

tsukki’s not the most verbal in public. but with you?

he’s going to be mumbling a whole lot of affection next to your ear

“hey... i’m proud of you. you’re doing a good job and you should know that.”

“so don’t be so hard on yourself okay?” 🥺

he loves you so much please love him back

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[goldenhypen]

OMGG YOU'RE SEEING SEVENTEEN?? this is the same anon that complained about no groups coming to canada LOL im planning on seeing them on the other side :O WHOS YOUR BIAS?? also can i ask what you're taking in your bag/what size it is ? 😭😭 JSHSJS OTHER THAN THAT STAY SAFE LOVE AND HAVE TONS OF FUN 😍🤞

AHAHA HI AGAIN ANONNIE !! YES IM SEEING SVT T O D A Y AHHHSJSJSJJS IM FREAKING OUT svt is my ult ult group, while enha is like my ult/fav group atm ???? idk if that makes sense but hopefully you get what i mean 😭 so you can probably imagine just how excited and hyped i am. my heart is pounding and i’m feeling all giddy eeksjjdjd

but omggg you’re gonna be seeing them too !?? THATS AMAZING OMG YAS i didn’t know there were so many carats on my blog that’s actually so cool and makes me so happy for some reason 😭 i hope you have a good time seeing them whenever you do !! it’s gonna be awesome !!

my bias ?? hehehe it’s dokyeom 🥰 ugh ever since i first tried to choose a bias (i actually chose it v randomly, i didn’t know their names, faces, personality or anything jsjsjdjsj) i chose dk. it’s funny, i was trying to learn the don’t wanna cry choreo, and i was following dk so i just chose him to be my bias skdjsjdj super weird ik sksjdjdj but then i got to know him, and he stuck as my bias ever since ^_^ ugh i love him sm just everything about him, his vocals, personality, visuals, everything ,,,,, sorry 😭 i could go on and on about him, imagine how i’d be talking about svt as a whole 😭 but yeah they’re my ults, i love them sm 🥺 sorry i’m getting way too excited rn cuz it’s concert day skdjdjd

but to answer your question about the bag, for my arena specifically, we’re not allowed to bring bags over a certain size (it was like 14” x 14” x smth else djdjdjd) so i’m just bringing a small purse with things like my keys, hand sanitizer, my phone ofc, chapstick and lipstick, a pen that i always keep in my bag skdjd, an extra mask, tissues, oh yEAH AND MY WALLET SJDJDJ ,, and yk just the basics and essentials. no outside food or drinks are allowed in our arena so i’m just gonna be bringing a plastic water bottle so i don’t get dehydrated since i’m going early and i could just recycle it before i get in. but your arena/venue or whatever could have different rules, so i recommend looking it up before concert day. hope this helps !! ^_^