#I'M THE WITCH OF NUGGET

[sheogorad]

liking someone who is completely unattainable yet who hits basically all the criteria for your type and who constantly does shit to be close to you in ways that have gone from friendly to confusing and intimate and who keeps dropping little nuggets of information that feel like at least semi intentional testing of the waters and who makes your chest hurt and your hair raise and your skin sensitive is a cruel and unusual punishment for developing friendships don't you think

[ace-and-ranty]

also like. I love Orion as like. Person who isn’t a person. Child who was born dead. The whole section of the story where he starts straight up subjecting people to eternal torment for attacking El rings strange in contrast with everything else until you remember that his heroics were the byproduct of hunting maleficaria for mana, his actual goal. Guy who’s whole personality was built over a sinkhole that finally caved in. Lost all his morals

Ooohhh, I feel like this is a good time to use this quote from Naomi's AMA...

"(...) Once Orion does register El, he fairly quickly realizes that she is the kind of person he wants to be. Everyone around Orion constantly is telling him he's a hero, and meanwhile he's mostly just doing what comes incredibly naturally to him and thinking "this is great, I get to hunt all the time, and I'm a hero! :D" and meeting El and being forced to look at the system that has made him a hero and its unfairnesses makes him start to realize that he wants to truly be a hero, that this is something that he wants to choose, the hard and moral path (...)"

And also this quote from The Golden Enclaves...

“It’s both of you,” Shanfeng said. “You, and the child Ophelia made. The boy we heard about from our own children as they came out of the Scholomance each year of the last four. The boy who saved the lives of others, who took no payment, and paid no attention to which enclave they were from. Ophelia got—not the hero she wanted, but the hero she deserved.”

And of course this delicious nugget from The Lat Graduate:

The words are even engraved on the stairway railings and the upper molding of the library reading room, those precise words: to offer sanctuary and protection to all the wise-gifted children of the world, only absolutely nobody ever took them seriously. (...) Except, apparently, the Scholomance itself.

Orion and the Scholomance as parallels is absolute crack to me. Selfish machinations of powerful enclavers; run on the death of countless children; and told a beautiful golden lie that they believed in so hard, they built that lie into their true selves.

(With a little help from your friendly neighborhood mass-destruction witch :)

[ducksido]

Hey. I didn't know you'd follow me back. Welp- I'd like to see Dreamlight Valley Ruler! Yuu were whatever they were doing in the dream world (Dreamlight Valley), and then bam! They're here in Twisted Wonderland.

The last thing you remember is standing in the Dream Castle, just finishing up a conversation with Merlin about some cosmic magic nonsense.

You’d barely gotten a chance to check your storage chest (you knew you left some gold nuggets in there) when— BAM. A flash of dark light. Your backpack, your watering can, your fishing rod, your shovel—gone. Your clothes? Still somehow on point, but not your usual Disney-fied vibe. And when you wake up?

You're face-first in a coffin. Surrounded by three weirdos in masks. And one of them has the audacity to call you strange.

"Wait—where are Mickey and Donald?" "Are you some kind of royal?" "No, I'm the Ruler of Dreamlight Valley. I brought peace to a land haunted by Forgetting and befriended a sentient rat who can cook. What’s your deal?"

Cue Crowley sweeping in dramatically and offering you a place at NRC because the Mirror of Darkness couldn't return you home. You stare him down with the weary gaze of someone who has wrestled with sea witches and babysat Stitch after 8 coffees.

And when you get to class?

"You're telling me this school has no magical tool upgrades? No friendly forest critters? No daily Stardrop refreshes??"

Your Ramshackle dorm? In shambles. No crafting bench. No storage. No companion animals to follow you around and sparkle. You swear you almost cry the first time you can't fast travel.

But slowly, the NRC students realize you're a different kind of powerful. Not flashy, not overwhelming. But the kind of person who made a kingdom feel like home. Who can tame a lion (literally—Scar liked you!), fish up a legendary catch, and still find time to make gifts for everyone in the Valley.

And then you start taming this new world too. Jack’s impressed by how you wrestle with wild magic like it’s gardening. Azul is lowkey trying to make a business deal with you over your Dreamlight branding. Riddle doesn’t know what to make of someone who calmly befriended The Queen of Hearts.

And Grim? Oh, he’s obsessed. You feed him daily and tell him he’s your "favorite little monster." He might actually die from affection.

[lostreverb]

DAD!RALPH BOHNER HEADCANONS

a/n: if we're gonna call him a dilf might as well write about it! also he gives girl dad vibes so we're going with that! AND SORRY ABOUT THE ANGST I'M LIKE ADDICTED TO WRITING IT

warning: mentions of PTSD, swearing

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• you and your four year old daughter were coincidentally on a trip to visit family when the hex happened, your husband ralph couldn't get out of work but insisted you go without him

• after everything, ralph's mental state was so poor he had to quit his job, so instead of having a nanny, ralph becomes a stay at home dad while you work

• you were reasonably uncertain if ralph was mentally stable enough to take care of a child as well as himself but he insisted he's capable

• loves you and his daughter more than anything in the world

• calls her "bub, hon, sweetpea, babygirl, little gremlin, kiddo"

• is very protective of his family (especially after the hex)

• he buys everyone evil eye necklaces and makes you wear them to keep you safe

• doesn't sleep much anymore unless he's napping with his daughter

• it's quite literally the only time he gets any kind of peaceful sleep

• you had definitely spent an entire year trying to get her sleep on her own but that's out the window now and she'll only sleep in your bed

• on the occasions he does try to get a full night's rest, ralph still gets nightmares. but when he wakes up in a sweat, seeing "his girls" cuddled up with him calms him down, sometimes enough to where he can go back to sleep

• your daughter adores her dad's grown out curls, and often raves about how they look just like hers (compared to the cropped hair he had before) and mindlessly plays with his beard when they're sat on the couch watching TV

• does funny voices when he reads stories to her

• lives for hearing + making her laugh with corny jokes (btw she thinks he's the funniest person in the world)

• practices his one man show for her and the reason you know is because she'll try and recite certain plot points to you as if that's something that happened to her

• ralph forgets to eat but when he does, it's often just whatever your daughter doesn't finish of her food or he raids the fridge at 3 am

• generally his diet consists of celsius and half eaten dino nuggets

• sends her to preschool with totems he makes for show n' tell

• you got a call at work once because she did the black magic warding chants ralph taught her with an animal skull totem and it scared some kids and made them cry

• according to your daughter it was only "like 2 people" who cried and assured you that everything was fine b/c the rest of the class thought she was "the awesomest"

• you have to tell her to stop going around telling people her dad is an expert in "getting rid of witches" b/c they think she means "bitches"

• whenever you come home to seeing your daughter sat in ralph's lap at his computer, he tells you he's just working on his one man show but he's really on reddit and other forums teaching her how to protect herself from witches

• has learned well how to dress his daughter but b/c of his sketchy appearance sometimes ppl think she's been kidnapped, especially if she starts to throw a tantrum in public and you're not around

• cared very much for billy and tommy b/c they reminded him of his daughter

• there's been times where he's particularly struggling with his PTSD and accidentally scares her and it breaks his heart

• despite this, she'll come over and try to cheer him up with one of her stuffed animals and hug him or do one of the chants he taught her because that's what her idea of protection and safety is

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ANGST DRABBLE

ralph sits with his head in his hands, distraught. he had another episode, this time in front of his young daughter. seeing the look of shock and fear on her face broke his heart.

those damn witches had hell to pay for what they've done.

"daddy?" he hears a small voice say. ralph's head shoots up. his daughter, holding her favorite teddy bear (which she renamed "papa bear" after noticing how closely his new look resembles the stuffed animal) walked up to him. her eyes are still a bit glossy, but she's smiling regardless.

"hey hon..." ralph speaks softly, reaching out to stroke her hair. "what have you got there?"

she puts the teddy into his arms, searching his face for a reaction.

"is.. this for me?"

she nods and ralph gasps holding it tight.

"oh wow, thank you babygirl- c'mere-"

he pulls her in for a deep embrace, kissing her head and whispering that he's sorry and that he loves her so much. a tear falls down his cheek as he holds her small body against his, hearing her say "i love you more, daddy!" in that sweet tone of hers.

it takes everything in his power not to completely break down.

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FLUFF DRABBLE

after finishing dinner, you walk up the stairs, hearing the sound of chanting coming from the bedroom.

"close! remember kiddo you've got to do it twice for it to really work so let's go again- OUMMMM-"

"mommy!" at the sight of you, your daughter jumps off ralph's lap and throws her little arms around your legs.

"hi!" you respond enthusiastically, hugging her back. "just wanted to let you both know dinner was ready. what are you guys... up to?"

ralph avoids your eyes by pretending to look around the room. your daughter smiles up at you, bursting with excitement.

"daddy was teaching me-"

ralph interrupts. "dinner's ready? oh, you have perfect timing babe we're starving- uh kiddo? why don't you go wash your hands?"

"ooookayyyy!!" your daughter skips out of the room, curly ponytail swinging back and forth in time with her steps.

"again? ralph we talked about this-"

"i know, sorry..." he sighs. you notice his eyes linger on your chest.

"like what you see?" you tease, wiggling your eyebrows.

"no-! i mean- yes, of course but- you're not wearing the necklace..." he pouts.

you roll your eyes and reach into your shirt to pull the chain out.

"oh- my bad"

"yeah- now mr. bohnerrific69, could you please tell my husband that dinner's ready and he needs to actually eat tonight? because a whole pack of oreo's is not a sufficient meal."

"who told you i-?!"

ralph's gaze moves to your daughter, who's peeking past the door frame giggling.

"snitch!" ralph gasps dramatically and stands up from his desk, starting to playfully chase her down the hall. "thought you could rat me out huh? we had a deal!"

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tags (ask to be added or removed anytime!): @fear-is-truth @juliamaximoff @jazz-berry @violetsghosts @quickreider @tiffysdeath @honeymoon8 @wcnderlnds @lacucarachapisser @xrag-dollx

[vintagesuga]

☆Nicknames Skz call you

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tags: Ot8 x gn!reader. Fluffy, Pet names, established relationships, cute short little thing

summary: These are nicknames/pet names I think the members would call you. Enjoy!

a.n: This is the first work that I am posting on Tumblr so idk what I'm truly doing here. This is also cross-posted on Ao3 under the same username.

Chan:

I feel like he isn’t too big on using pet names, so he just calls you by your name

However, if he is feeling particularly lovesick, he calls you Sweetheart or Beautiful.

If he wants to tease, he calls you cheesy gross names like Pookie Bear or Apple of my eye

When you're going all ‘Mom mode’ (as the members like to call it) he calls you Boss Lady

You’re saved as ‘Love Bug’ in his phone

Minho:

Calls you Honey, Dear, or My love (and this is why the members think you’re married)

If he wants to tease you, he calls you Sweet Stuff or Honey Bunches

Said something very serious to you and ended it with ‘Suger pie honey bun’ and started cackling like a witch

Sometimes he is an absolute menace if you call him by a cute nickname, will not answer you

People get confused when they see ‘Mother to my children’ in his contacts

Changbin:

Very buff man of him to call you like Doll or Toots.

When he is serious, he loves to call you Sunshine, Buttercup, or Pumpkin, tho

Called you Dumpling once, and you absolutely melted, Hearts for eyes frfr.

Has and will call you Wifey when you go out, finds it hilarious

He has you saved as ‘Queen💅’

Hyunjin:

He calls you short stuff

Unlike Chan, he is being 100% serious when he calls you the Apple of my eye

For real, tho he probably calls you something like Love or Darling, something really romantic.

Jokingly suggested he call you My Treasure or Aphrodite, not expecting you to actually like those names

Saved as ‘My muse’ with a gross amount of emojis

Jisung:

He calls everyone Baby, and that includes you, too.

Probably shortens it to Babe and just interchanges them.

Schnookums or Pookie if he wants to be a little shit.

If he wants something from you, he tries calling you the Love of his life. You see right through him, tho so his trick never works.

Jokingly saved you as ‘Nutter Butter’ in his contacts and found it hilarious, so he just hasn’t changed it.

Felix:

Mans calls you a whole bakery. Cupcake, Pudding, Cutie Patootie, Sugar Pie. The whole 9 yards.

If it is sweet, in his eyes, you are that sweet

I feel like he just switches his pet names for you like every other day, so it is never the same one twice.

He once called you Bubs for about 3 weeks, tho; you absolutely loved it. Favorite nickname.

Has you saved as ‘Muffin🥰’

Seungmin:

Calls you like Cold French Fries or Roach, you know mean things. Catch him dead before he calls you cute nicknames.

Definitely, one to call you Trouble. Especially when you call him by cute nicknames

You know he is being difficult, but names like Chicken Nugget??? Those aren't endearing

When it's just the two of you, he calls you stuff like Hon or Darling

You’re saved as ‘My only one😒’ in his phone.

Jeongin:

I feel like he is also not one for pet names

Calls you Baby, but it's like rarely

If he really wants you to understand how much he loves you tho he calls you Angel or Precious

Called you something like Bestie once, and you didn’t speak to him for hours

Has you saved as ‘Number one cuddler🫶’

©️vintagesuga Do not repost.

[1-800-local-slut]

Spring Nights

Stiles Stilinski x Black! Witch! Reader!

A warm night with some of the McCall pack

Warnings: recreational drug use, mentions of smut, making out. breaking the law (don't do this guys), just teens being silly, Stiles and reader are the mom and dad of the group lol

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"What about the movies?" Lydia asked as she finished the last of her strawberry shake.

"We've been to the movie like a million times in the past four weeks. Besides movies give me headaches." You responded, while Stiles and Scott were engaged in some annoying competition to see who could chew louder.

"Well, that's what happens when you spend too much time giving head in theaters." She replied snippily while she ate a fry and grabbed one that fell down her shirt.

"That was one time!" Stiles protested from the front seat. He glanced at Lydia from around the seat who made a face of disgust at him from hearing about your 'adventures'.

"One time too many." Scott chuckled, swallowing his nuggets.

"You got head in a movie theater?" Liam chimed in, from where he was laying across Scott and Lydia with his legs across their laps and his head on the soft seat.

"Yes."

"Was it good?" Liam asked, angling his head upwards and adjusting his hoodie.

"...yes." Stiles responded after a moments hesitation.

"I'm gonna try it." Liam responded with a hint of curiosity and more confidence. Stiles chuckled and motioned for your bag that was somewhere on ground.

"With who? Your hand?"

"That isn't head, it's public masturbation." Liam responded. You were now digging around for your bag, looking behind you once you realized it was no longer by your feet but instead was the large Mcdonald's bag.

"Well I doubt you'd be flexible enough." Lydia found your bag, and dusted salt from her fries off her fingertips before handing Stiles your bag. Laughter filled the car, as the youngest Liam did get his ass cut the most.

Searching through your bag, Stiles picked up the smaller pouch that held the multitude of object you weren't supposed to have. Including some things of his that you were just holding for him at the moment. Instead, Stiles rummaged around in the bag before he felt his fingertips graze the small disposable cart in the bottom of your bag.

Usually, the car would be filled with smoke. But tonight, when you had your mom's car it was an unspoken agreement that there was no sort of illicit activity in her car.

Stiles unbuckled his seat belt, and your eyes followed him as he clambered out of the car. The passenger door shut gently, and he leaned back against the window. While your friends in the back seat debated what to do tonight, you slid out silently amongst the confusion.

The warm spring air ghosted your skin, and your feet led you to your boyfriends side. He looked picturesque.

His dark hair was getting a little bit longer than he would prefer, but it suited him nicely. He doesn't look strong but secret biceps rippled under his short-sleeved shirt. The moon shone down on his pale skin that made him look like a painting, the light didn't reach his eyes completely but the parts it did reach caused Stiles to look sculpted. Even the blue of his shirt made him look perfect.

How lucky you were to have Stiles.

Reaching out to him, you patted your hand on his bicep, and he snapped out of his thoughts. His eyes were still clear, but you could practically see the haze taking over his mind.

"Hi baby." He greeted, wrapping his arms around you. Inside the car you heard the argument between the three escalating. Lydia insisted on the movies, Liam wanted to play video games and Scott was all for just going home and chilling. None of that mattered when you were in Stiles arms though.

"So, what do you want to do tonight?" You asked, crossing your legs while you leaned against Stiles who leaned against the car.

He went silent, chin resting on your shoulder. He felt less tense, and you realized it was probably overwhelming him to be in the car. Everyone yelling their opinions, the discomfort he feels sometimes when being driven by others, the disaster that was the debate on where to get food before you angrily decided on McDonald's to stop the commotion, plus it had been a long day at school with two tests that he's sure he bombed.

He was silent for two minutes, his fingers tracing little symbols across the skin on your arm. It was like he was slowly invading your brain, maybe you were getting a contact high.

He looked at you, his eyes lazy and slightly red studied your face and made you rub your thighs together. If anyone could instantly get you wet, it was your boyfriend, Stiles. Taking a short breath, his eyes flickered to your lips and his tongue peaked out while licking his lips.

"You?" He asked, before guiding his face up to yours and kissing you softly with a hunger behind it. Stiles had a higher sex drive than you. Which was saying something, considering most supernatural creatures had heightened everything. You two have once had sex four times in a day, and he wore you out.

When the kiss ended, he rearranged you two so you were pressed against the car door.

"Stiles-"

His lips quickly found yours, his hands doing some light exploration of the body that he's explored many times. His lips trailed down after a moment and loving kisses were left down your neck as you bit back moans. Whenever you two had sex, the roles were switched between you too.

You stay calm in every situation, no matter the battle or the enemy in front of you. A steady head on your shoulders that never wavered, you were the picture of strength and confidence. Stiles was typically panicked, scattered all over the place but able to make the perfect plan for any situation. But the moment y'all get to freaking? Stiles has total control over you, and sometimes you thought he was the one with magic. He somehow made your brain melt with each kiss, how you become clingy and desperate for anything he gave you.

His hands slid down your curves and found their desired home on your hips. God, what was it about Stiles? The entire world was gone. It was just you and your man and sometimes that's all you need. Your head fell back against the car while he planted soft kisses down your neck and took the chance to slide a knee in between your legs. He tasted like weed and the Fanta he had before, but his tongue somehow swiped your lower lip. He moaned at the taste of the coconut lip gloss.

But a loud knock pulled you two out of the passionate making out. Inside the car, your friends gagged and made faces against the glass of the wind

The window slid down, Scott's brown eyes popping up by the sliver of glass.

"Were you seriously about to have sex on the car with all of us watching???" He questioned; an eyebrow raised while Liam and Lydia judged silently.

"It wouldn't be our fault if you chose to watch." Stiles shrugged. You pushed your palm into his mouth and shoved his head away.

"We were not about to have sex."

"We weren't?"

"...Get in the car."

[darkmagenugget]

Hiya! I'm Dusk! One of the main fronters of the DarkMage Nugget System, runner of of this account, and one of the main artists! Kitsune Shapeshifter as well. I have many forms. (She/They/It) Welcome to the DarkMage Nugget Tumblr!

Creator of Hyper City (With extra lore from friends and Aqua) where a lot of my friends stories are taking place. You can find my commission info here and are open! I do character art, emotes, and more!

Now also on VGen!

Illustrations, emotes, and character reference sheets are the current available options and more to come soon!

System Intros after the break!

Allow me to introduce the rest of the system.

Iris- (She/Her)

Iris is the host of the system. She has her own blog here ( @iristhedarkwitch - 18+ only). She is the witch of our system, and also one of the co-hosts. Specializing in transformation spells fictionally, and energy manipulation in practice. One of Dusk's girlfriends as well. And Aqua's girlfriend too. And Light's.

Aqua - (She/They)

Aqua is the writer of our system. Also has a blog of their own over here ( @nuggetofthesea ). She is an elf with (currently) 3 forms. A base, a sea, and a shadow form. She is the one responsible for most of the lore in Hyper City, and is usually the calmest of us and just loves hanging out by vibing in the room. Also Dusk's girlfriend. Also dating Iris. And Light.

Chaos- (She/Her)

Chaos is a gremlin. Is always interested in things that are high-energy and fast paced. She plays games on stream on fridays at 4:00 PM Pacific. She is also the most direct of us (Though speaks a little rough) and able to put things bluntly and deal with scenarios we wouldn't be able to otherwise. She can by hyper, but cares greatly for everyone in the system. Usually spending time with Aria. Has her own blog now @nuggetsoftotalchaos

Mira - (She/They)

Mira is the organizer of the headspace. A crystal fairy who is able to duplicate herself up to up to 30 of her at once, she manages the entire headspace and the thoughts and memories of system members. Keeping the memory archive as a collective reference for us to go back to. They do tend to be able to handle multitasking better than the rest of us, but tends to stay out of the front unless she is needed (or wants to troll us, because when she enters the front we all see what she sees. All 30 of what she sees at once). She keeps everything organized.

Aria - (She/Her)

Aria is a puppy. She's just a big strong puppy. She is the sweetest person in existence. She can't really communicate well verbally or over text. But can communicate through images, emotes, barking, and through me or Chaos. Would protect anyone physically if needed, but we try to not have that be needed. She is too sweet! If she shows up, give her headpats. She absolutely loves them. ^-^

Nova - (They/It/Fae)

A trickster fae that has found its way into our system. Rarely calls Dusk by name, and speaking with a scottish Accent, they are playful and tricky. But likes to fly free. Bound to it's "Little Fox" (me) in terms of willing to listen her, but will chime in at any time it wants. So if I ever speak with a scottish accent, that's Nova.

Nero - (Any Pronouns)

Nero is a chao. He is basically a Construct made by Nova in our headspace, and exists in here basically as an emotional support pet. But he is here. Initially a chao I just kept drawing with me in drawings for years, when I drew Nova with them it liked her so much that it decided it wanted him in the headspace. They like desserts and are often seen with different animal parts.

Star - (She/They)

Star kind of just showed up in our headspace randomly one day. She is a very sweet and polite bunny cat, and new to existing. Not quite sure what she likes or doesn't yet, but is always willing to try things to figure it out.

Light - (She/They)

One of the artists of the System. Light is a very Lighthearted person as the name suggests. She is a Lesbian through and through, and just has everyone's best interest at heart. Girlfriend of Dusk, Iris, and Aqua. She doesn't like too many violent media. But isn't very afraid of much. She's a shapeshifter that usually just shapeshifts for fun rather than feeling. She has her own blog @nuggetoflight

Dark - (She/They/It)

Another of the artists of the system. Dark is calm and focused. She is usually just one to want a chill day. Just relaxing with friends. Sometimes enjoying casual cuddles with Dusk. Genderfluid Shapeshifter. She is also the newest system co-host. Has it's own blog @darknightnugget

And just some more examples of my character design work. These aren't part of the system (As far as I know) but are still characters I use often.

[nuggetofthesea]

Hi everyone! I'm Aqua. Writer for Dark Mage Nugget Studio! I write short stories about hyper city which you can read below. These stories are canon to "Wake Up and Start" and "Under DMN" and everything related to Hyper City!

Canon Hyper City Short Stories

Iris and the Animal HRT part 2 (Part 1 is a comic by DarkMageNugget)

The Dark Witch's Warning (Ft. Dawning-mars)

The DIY Dragon (Ft. Diarana)

Hyper City Chronicles: The Hall of Mirrors

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hello respected sex witch! Hope you're doing well. Got a question for you.

Relevant information: I have a vagina 👍

I have been on testosterone for over a year now (yay gender), and since I started, when my partner and I have vaginal sex, it's become increasingly painful for me (not yay). My doctor prescribed estrogen cream, which seems to be helping, but I was wondering if there was anything else known to help with vaginal penetration here?

I've done a bit of research, but much of what I've read was very specific to people post-menopause, so I'm not sure what's applicable.

(Oh, and we do use lube. Lots of it.)

Thank you :)

hi anon,

100% super common after starting T, I'm afraid. what you gain in gender you're unfortunately likely to lose in vaginal atrophy that can make sex much less comfortable, although the estrogen cream and lube will help tremendously.

while it may feel uncomfortable reading advice that's aimed at aging cis women, there may actually be some pretty good nuggets of advice for you in there - a lot of what people experience when taking testosterone is, essentially, early onset menopause, and I've known several middle aged ladies who bonded with their 20-something tboy coworkers over their shared experiences having hot flashes. if you find any advice for menopause that sounds like it might be helpful for you, give it a whirl!

[cosmica-galaxy]

I'm so sorry for randomly asking this but it's been stuck on my brain, how different would it be if the baby witch was raised in the sage of truth and Truthless recluse costume timelines?

Little nugget of rant: I do think a LOT of people tend to mischaracterize the Truthless Recluse an unfair amount. He's not some uncaring and "emo" type of individual. He's emotionally shut in, but he's not uncaring nor unfeeling. For Baker's sake, he went through all those trials that Shadow Milk put him through to SAVE Gingerbrave and his friends and he was very upset when Shadow Milk threw them off the top of the tower during the climax! Stop making him a jerk to his friends already! >:T Anyway, I think Truthless Recluse would still be a great father-figure to the child despite his fall into deceit. He's not as emotionally vulnerable as his non-corrupted self, but that doesn't make him any less caring to the witchling. Though, he does tend to be overprotective and a "helicopter" parent when it comes to strangers meeting his little one or when the little one wants to do certain things. Sometimes he denies it outright for certain reasons that he believes would "bring more harm than good" to his little one. As for the Sage of Truth, he's the "fun" dad that helps the witch build emotional and mental supports that the TR lacks from his own interactions with the witchling. He's not only their second father-figure, he's also their teacher and educator. Whenever the child shows a curiosity in certain things, he's more than happy to teach them about their interests and nurture their naturally curious nature. Though, he does tend to be a little bit...too informative sometimes. While the TR is more conservative with the information that the witchling gets access to, the SoT is more than happy to spill EVERYTHING to the little one...regardless if they are able to comprehend what is being said. In a way, they both excel in their own ways with the baby witch...despite disagreements they both tend to have from time to time.

Despite the Sage of Truth being granted "primary" guardian status by the witch before her death, Truthless Recluse would be adamant about not teaching the child certain truths, like their origin or what they truly are, while SoT wants the little one to know what they truly are and that they love them no matter what.

They may have their differences...but a balance can be found between them.

Truthless Recluse can reel in the Sage of Truth when he starts going too into detail about sensitive stuff that can upset the child emotionally or mentally, and the SoT can be there for the little one and he can provide helpful advice that they need when the TR falls short on what to do in certain situations that typically involve heavy emotions.

Both are good fathers, it's just a relationship that involves a lot less toxic yaoi and kidnapping.

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

When she calls you a coward, duck.

OKAY.

I don't know if I'm just straight up delusional, but this weirdly confirms to me that Rio is not the one that is going to betray Agatha.

Fight? For sure. Though I am still convinced that this fight is part of some sort of trial and/or not what it seems (especially with the confirmation that she is indeed a Green Witch, the original green witch, and the colors leading to the next trial being Green - I'm not convinced Billy is going to have a trial, though I could be wrong - there's still something sus about him?

But I think that someone (my money is still on Billy) is going to use Rio as a distraction, and take this moment to attempt to attack.

The Salem Seven are dead thanks to Lilia. There are only four people left on the road... Agatha, Rio, Jen, and Billy. If Rio and Agatha are facing off against each other that leaves Jen and Billy.

Yes, technically speaking, Jen could be the one to betray Agatha, but that would be a really dumb plot twist because they have not devoted any time to that being a reality, but have given us plenty of little nuggets as to why Billy may betray her.

I could be totally wrong about all of this, but it just really seems like they are doing a lot of work to make it seem like Rio is going to be betraying Agatha which typically means that's not what's going to happen.

[iristhedarkwitch]

Hi there! I'm Iris, Nice to meet you. Trans witch and alter of the DarkMage Nugget System. The other artist in here, some of my drawings tend to be a little... Spicier than Ashe's. So this blog is NOT for minors. If a minor is caught following me they will be blocked. It is nothing against you, but Ashe (@darkmagenugget) will share anything I make that is safe.

Glad to meet you, and can't wait to share my drawings with you all! ^-^

[xxinkys-ocsxx]

First post on Tumbler! ^^

Hiya! I'm Inky! This is my introduction post, and at the time of posting, this is my first post on tumblr! but definitely not my first time on tumbler lol (I have a alt acc on my laptop)

(just a random reminder that this blog will include oc x cannon, if you don't like that stuff please be respectful ignore my blog and proshipers, ped0s, homophobes, racist, zoophiles etc, dni with me or my blog.)

I'm probably going to be posting art and POSSIBLY writing some oc x cannon/x reader fics on here because yass👏👏Anyway here's just a summary of me but as one of my ocs profiles loll

Name: Inky

Nickname: Inks

Gender: Cis female

pronouns:she/her

Species: Little sona gal

Nationality: England☕

Fandoms I'm in:

A:

Arcane

Animal crossing

B:

Bluey!

BEASTARS

Beetlejuice

Bendy and the ink machine

Black butler

C:

Circus of wishes

Cuphead

casino cups

Charlie the union

Chicken nugget

D:

Demon slayer

Deadpoll

Dark deception

Dhmis

E:

ENA

epithet erased

EYES ARG

F:

Fanf

Ferngully

Far fetched

F.r.i.e.n.d.s

G:

Glitter force

Garten of ban ban

Generation loss

GURBY

Guardians of the Galaxy

Gacha

Gravity falls

H:

Hazbin hotel

Helluva boss

Heart of Titans

Heathers

Hamilton

Heart stopper

Hotel transylvania

Harry Potter

Hilda

I:

Indgo park

J:- none yet-

K:

Komi can't communicate

L:

Lackadaisy

Lamas in hats

Little nightmares

Little misfortune

M:

Murder drones

Metal family

Mean girls

My little powny

My friendly neighbourhood

Mario

Monkey wrench

N:- none yet-

O:

One piece

Obay me!

P:

popee the performer

Perfect husbands

Poppy playtime

Portals

Purcy Jackson

Q: - none yet-

R:

Royal high

Ramshackle

rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Rise of the guardians

S:

SpyXfamily

Spooky month

Sam and max

Sad ghost club

Skylanders

T:

The amazing digital circus

Tokyo ghoul

Toilet bound Haiko-kun

U: - none yet-

V:

Vampire series

Villainous

W:

Welcome home

Who framed Roger rabbit?

Wimpy witch

X: - none yet-

Y: - none yet-

Z:

Zipped up

There are probably SOOOO meny more I just can't think of rn :/

But yeah! That's me! Expect to see lots of art, mostly oc x cannon

I'm excited to start posting, until then bye!!

[whispersinthetide]

PJO Characters as Things That I and the People Around Me Have Said!

(Some of these are text conversations, and so will be formatted a little weird)

Connor:

WILLLLLL TRAVIS JUST DID AN IMPRESSION OF A FROG THRUSTING

Will:

Sorry I was working

BUT WHAT

Connor:

Yeahhhhh

We were talking about how Kermit and Miss Piggy would fuck

Since she's a pig and he's a frog

Vastly different anatomy and all

Will:

Oh gods

Connor:

And that somehow led to him making frog noises while fake thrusting

Will:

I need to see that at least once in my life

Connor:

Lol I wish I didn't have to see it

Will:

Wdymmm it was probably glorious

Connor:

I mean it kinda was in a weird twisted way

Nico: True wisdom is the ability to recognize that your pasta is shit.

Percy:

If you never grow up in Neverland, how is Captain Hook a grownass man?

Jason:

Bc I'm assuming he got lost and stuck there at some point?

I mean they're pirates

That are constantly sailing

Percy:

Yeah but you have to fly to get to Neverland

Jason:

Idk maybe they're just bad sailors

Percy:

How are you so bad at sailing that you just fly?

Jason:

No I mean maybe you can sail there but they found some weird portal through a cave or a pass

Percy:

Have any planes ever accidentally gone to Neverland?

Jason:

…...

I don't know

I will Google this shortly

Piper: I am going places. Maybe not good places, but places nonetheless.

Katie: I wanna be a turnip who commits tax evasion

Kayla:

We have a new theory

The world is not round

The world is not flat

The world is not a bottle

The world is a dino nugget

Global warming is just the frier

When it's done cooking, the Sun will finally consume us

Austin:

That's so #deep

Malcolm:

LEAVE ME ALONE GRAMMAR

POLICE

Connor:

WEE WOO BITCH

Malcolm:

LANGUAGE IS A LIVING ORGANISM IT BREATHES AND CHANGES AND I WILL BONK YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

THERE IS NO RULES

I SEE NO GOD UP HERE

Connor:

I'LL BONK YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH DEEZ NUTS

Meg: VROOM VROOM, I WILL EAT YOUR GRASS

Frank:

Hey why can't T Rexes clap?

Leo:

Bc they're dead

Frank:

Dammit

Leo:

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch

I was there when it was written

Frank:

Then why are you smol

Leo:

SILENCE

Frank:

No

Percy: When you ask me, “What the fuck, Percy?”, there is no guarantee I actually know what the fuck.

Thalia: He’s Roman, he doesn’t get to have his name pronounced correctly.

(Jason, standing five feet away: I-)

Nico: Yo, I just saw this post that says “Describe your mom in one word”

Will: … Oh gods

Nico: I’m boutta end this man’s whole career

Drew: Putin is not girlbossing

Annabeth: My skills may be many, but alas, my neuro is divergent.

Jake: (sees Nyssa, who hasn’t eaten dinner, with a bag of chips)

Jake: Have you considered food?

Nyssa: What, does it look like I’m eating car fuel?

Leo, to Jason: You’re gonna die. You’re gonna die in a Walmart, and that’s embarrassing.

Piper: Wait, in the context of Peppa Pig, isn’t that kinda racist?

Piper:… That is not a sentence I ever imagined myself saying.

[murfpersonalblog]

Mayfair Witches S2E7 (Show & Book Spoilers): More Daniel Molloy nuggets

I've been pretty much offline all week and didn't get to watch this latest episode till today, but it was worth the wait! A LOT went down!

AMC, the timeline makes no sense. Is it a BOOK, or a MANUSCRIPT? Like, has it been PUBLISHED ("suppress/minimize the damage"), or is it still a draft being workshopped around? 🤨 Cuz Raglan told Daniel b4 the interview was even finished that they'd publish it for him.

That's my question! WHAT is this?

Is Leonard a Talamasca mole (like Rashid, tryna discredit Loumand by effing with the Stein photos)?

Is Leonard asking if it's true cuz it IS true that Dan shopped the manuscript around & it got rejected? (unlikely)

OR that's a yarn the Talamasca (or just critics in general) spread, cuz everyone thinks Daniel's gone nuts? (valid, but less convincing)

OR cuz it WAS published under whoever the Talamasca used, and it's some no-name printing house no one ever heard of, so everyone assumes Daniel's MANUSCRIPT got rejected by the major publishers? (most convincing)

So my question still stands: WHEN does Raglan go rogue?

Cuz it seems now that RAGLAN wanted to get Daniel's book out, but Amsterdam HQ 100% DOESN'T. How did Raglan get the book edited & published though? book!Raglan was working al lon his own, but AMC!Raglan clearly has contacts in the order--he even got Sam's script, so he doesn't seem to have been yeeted from the Talamasca yet. Why is Daniel being mentioned & not Raglan, if the Talamasca's the one that green-lit the book in the first place? I'm so confused.

And it seems like Mayfair Witches S2 is happening right BEFORE Daniel's a vampire and does his press tour?

And Daniel said it was 4 months since it was published and sold millions of copies, BEFORE the went on that guy's show "tryna go viral" by discrediting Daniel's name--but it clearly didn't work; people CAN'T decide if it's fact or fiction.

So the Talamasca clearly didn't do a thorough enough job of making IWTV unable to be corroborated by "a mountain of historical documentation"?

I'm so confused. 😅

[semidea7]

"Tony...I've ruined everything"

Angel didn't expect to start the call that way. He was at the bar, caught up in a conversation with Husk, when he received the call from Stolas. And he answered right in front of the bartender, stars in his eyes as he told the cat 'He's a dear friend of mine! I haven't heard him in so long!'

He also didn't expect the plain, sad tone.

"Are you still having problems with that witch? I already told you how to behave-"

"No, no, it's not for Stella...it's about Blitzy"

And at that, Angel looked up at Husk, the cat confused as he mouthed 'Who are these people?'. Angel just shrugged with a small smile, using his hands to tell him he would explain later, while Stolas started to tell him about what happened in his chambers the previous night. The prince had finished his story by the time Angel got into his room, Fat Nuggets running up to him as he recognized Stolas' voice, before even the pig looked sad as he heard the owl's sobs.

Angel's hand curled into fists. His first instict was to get angry as fuck. How could that Blitz, Blitzo or whatever be so idiotic? How could he think so lowly of Stolas, thinking he was just joking? Why were their feelings never taken seriously...

"Alright, sweet thing", Angel finally started. "Tomorrow you drop by here, and I'm making sure to find some ways to make you forget about that imp. Ya know, I got this friend here who makes the greatest drinks, then we can hit the club! Yeah, with how famous we are, I'm sure we can find a hottie that would be even better than-", he stopped, realizing with a sad smile that Stolas wasn't like him in that sense, not at all.

"Or, if you just want to talk...just, I don't want you to be alone in this, Stolas."

He heard a small chuckle from the other side of the phone.

"Yes, tomorrow sounds fine", Stolas replied, smiling as he thought that at least he did one good thing by calling Anthony.

"Thank you"

"Anytime, buddy"