#I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dumpster Baby: Chaggie

Vaggie: Alright, I got the ingredients for Charlie to run that baking exercise tomorrow. (Rolls her eye and tucks the list into her pocket) Why she didn't just have her dad magic this stuff into existence is beyond me.

Thief: (swipes the bag of groceries and sprints down the street) Yoink!

Vaggie: What the- Hey! Get back here with those! (Gives chase on foot but loses the thief around the corner) Ugh! Dammit! Now, I gotta-

???: *whimper*

Vaggie: The Hell? (Looks down an ally nearby and spots a dumpster) Anyone down here?

???: *whimper and a soft cry*

Vaggie: (Sprints into the ally and starts sifting through all the junk, finally jumping into the dumpster and gasping)

Baby: (pale skin, periwinkle tufts of hair, and purple eyes, wrapped in a dirty, tattered blanket) *whimper and hiccups*

Vaggie: Oooooooh ffffffff-

Charlie: Guys, I'm starting to worry. Vaggie's not answering her phone.

Lucifer: I'm sure she's fine, sweetie. Some of those ingredients are only found on the far points of the pentagram.

Vaggie: (flies through the door like a wrecking ball) Charlie!!!

Charlie: Vaggie! Are you okay? Where are the ingredients?

Vaggie: (panicked) Just have your dad poof some into the kitchen! This is SIGNIFICANTLY more important!!! (Holds bundle out for Charlie)

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem, and why do you smell like garbage? (takes the bundle and gasps with sparkles in her eyes as she sees the baby) AWWWWWWWWW~ Wook at da widdle baby~ (immediately snuggles the baby close and nuzzles the chubby cheeks) Who's an adorable widdle angel? Is it you?

Baby: (giggles and coos before sneezing as Charlie's fringe tickles it's nose)

-Feathers poof everywhere as little baby angel wings unravel the blanket-

Charlie: (face drops as feathers stick out of her hair) Oh, it actually is you.... WHAT THE FU-

Vaggie: (blushing as she watches Charlie gush over the baby)

Lucifer: (leans on his cane next to Vaggie with a knowing smirk) That doing something for ya, Maggie?

Vaggie: (blush spreads) It's Vaggie, Sir, and with all due respect. Fuck off.

[chibifox2002]

Bruh I'm not even in the Sonic fandom but I got curious about Sage from Sonic Frontiers and now I'm currently ugly crying

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: True Love’s Kiss

loosely inspired by the Princess and the Frog, but more inspired by Comet the Super Horse, Supergirl’s oft forgotten “pet”

And by “pet” I mean Comet isn’t a kryptonian horse, he’s a fucking centaur named Biron cursed by a witch to switch between forms that also gave him superpowers. Might not have been a curse, but still oddly specific considering he was just her horse for a while and also in love with her I think?? Also a member of the Legion of Super-Pets. 

So LET’S DO THAT TO DANNY(kind of)

So the legend of the church Grim, is that it’s a protective spirit of sorts guarding churches and cemeteries, taking the form of a large black dog with red eyes. 

So, one of the various witches, warlocks, occultists or sorcerers managed to bind Danny, to guard... something. Danny isn’t quite the normal type of spirit and frankly the person clearly messed something up. The result?

Danny is stuck in the form of a black dog with access to some of his powers. Frankly, they seem suspiciously like Krypto’s powers... The League suspects Lex Luthor experimented with cloning Krypto, and Superboy get’s a superpowered pet of his own. 

Danny and Kon? The best of friends. They’re practically glued at the hip, where kon goes, Danny goes. Suddenly, being a dog isn’t all that bad. Sure, there’s the can’t talk or order fast food, but Kon feed’s him a lot more “people food” than he should when Ma Kent isn’t looking, and the dog food they get is surprisingly tasty. It’s fun wrestling with Kon, and Kon gives the best belly rubs. They take on bad guys together go on adventures, and it’s a surprisingly enjoyable life.

The one day, snuggled up in Kon’s bed ready to got to sleep, Kon just smooches his dog on the head, and *POOF*

Kon’s dog just transformed into a man his age, who is currently naked and in his bed.

[some-pers0n]

I don't mean to be a Hater but I literally cannot see a confrontation where Spy comes clean to Scout that he's his father and it Scout accepting it. Did you forget you're talking about THE SCOUT?? Hired mercenary who frequently brags about how well he can bash a guy's skull in? There's no way Spy would tell Scout about it and they all leave unscathed.

[softpadawan]

Kanan, who became an Inquisitor out of necessity to survive but has not yet lost his conscience, and Ezra, who has been strictly raised as an apprentice of the Inquisitor since his infancy.Kanan felt sorry for Ezra, who had grown up in a harsh environment, and thought that one day he would take him with him out of this hell.However, it is not easy to help him out when he is so immersed in the ideology of the empire.Kanan frequently clashes with Ezra, but searches for a way to save him.

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[mimzaucracks]

Superquest doodles

I'm an ardent the-other-three-1987-turtles-would-just-laugh-at-Raphael-and-his-misfortunes-in-the-episode truther, which resulted in possibly one of my most fun and favourite doodle dumps.

These drawings are specifically how I imagine the 1987 turtles would've/could've been in that episode.

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

8k words (probably more) for a "there's only one bed" fic? Your homegirl here's a hopeless romantic ☝️😔

[moonsidesong]

the soundtrack version of splatoon 3 is SO good i can't believe ive never listened to it before now

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Pssst hi baba!! :D I wanted to toss a silly thought to you. Glenn and Jodie take the s1 kids to the beach (probably non-magic au). Glenn helps the kids bury a willing Jodie in the sand. I think they did a coin toss for it which Glenn won. The sand is shaped into the classic mermaid style. Probably has a sand sword in one hand and a guitar in the other. Later, Jodie and Glenn also prepare a water balloon fight. Jodie teams up with the kids against Glenn for a bit until Nicky and the twins switch sides. Feeling chilly today so I'm channeling the summer vibes haha

Hi Countless!!! THIS IS SO CUTE. I'm particularly weak for beach-related stuff cause the stuff during the beach episodes with the S1 kids (spooky stories, driving lessons, etc.) makes up some of my favorite moments in the show 🥺.

Hehe I can imagine the smug look on Glenn's face when he wins the coinflip. You said a sword but I can't help imagining a trident for Jodie King Neptune style hahaha (fuck this is making me think of mermaid AUs hehehehehe I'm such a sucker for mermaid AUs god damn it I'm a simple gal). Also thinking of Glenn teasing Jodie and making the kids laugh the whole time and Jodie feigning annoyance (but really he's having fun, and happy to see Nicky having a good time with the other kids).

Aaaaw and the water balloon fight is really cute too <3. Love the twins and Nicky switching sides to help Glenn- for a small sec I was like "hm is that unbalanced?" but actually I think Grant and Terry would be quite effective in a water balloon fight tbh haha (*especially* Grant he doesn't miss lmao).

:3 Thanks for the ask Countless!

[lynxgriffin]

Thank you for not giving your Kris a buzz cut. Buzz cuts are actually very stressful to Common Striped Humans as it gets rid of the fringe the species uses to hide their eyes and as such giving them such a hair style often leads to them getting sick due to their stress lowering their immune system, along with behavioral issues. I'm glad there are responsible CSH keepers like you around.

I love your Kris btw. This subspecies has really risen in popularity within the past few years which sometimes leads to poor husbandry, but yours looks healthy and well cared for!

[zenubi-scribbles]

Switched up sketch request for @chatxkilluaxnoir Requested FellswapX Sans "Gin" by @xxtha-blog

I have mixed feelings on mine. Aesthetically, I like this and at the same time, this doesn't quite capture Gin's personality as my original WIP did. So I'm very tempted to try him again with a different piece. Never heard of Fellswap X prior, so thanks for introducing me, chat! Hope you're doing well!

[parme-san]

a pet headcanon of mine for gils is they use human expletives

[braisedhoney]

So you said a while ago underfell was your favorite au before. Is that still true or?

Also who’s your favorite character from whatever au you like?

damn, you were around for that? :'D

yeah, underfell used to be my favorite! i think it was smth about being really edgy as a kid, or maybe it was because red was my favorite color. idk man, even now i gotta admit those designs slap really hard.

i'm not really sure if i have a favorite au now though. i do have some ideas for underfell that i like, but i think i see the appeal of most aus bc i just like making new scenarios.

i like the big three a lot (classic, fell, swap). sans is my favorite in classic (predictable i know) if you're not counting gaster, since he isn't technically a canon character. i like both fell paps and fell sans equally, and swap paps is cool. i'd be buddies with that guy.

(i also really like asgore in undertale. the tragedy of the grief-stricken ruler who kills even though it's against his nature for the freedom of his people but also because he's long past convinced he's in too deep is really compelling to me, and by proxy i'm interested in the theoretical stories of all the fallen humans including frisk. also the whole thing with their broken family and chara and—

—whoops the ask is about aus not canon lmao, sorry!)

[skrunksthatwunk]

found out that rascal's owner took him again while i was out, and he's probably not gonna be back since the semester's almost over. i don't even know if his owner's coming back next semester, if i'll ever see him again. if he'll ever see me again. why do they wait until im not around to do this? why do they never let me say goodbye to him?

[theguiltinessisyours]

okay I was a bit sceptic about the sandman because it had a bit of a slow start but then ep 5 came around and it was actually intriguing! AND THEN episode 6 happens and it has all of my favourite tropes 😭 Humans "cheating" Death and grappling with immortality, having a learning curve about it, immortal/inhuman beings being curious about humans, SHAKESPEARE MENTION (what in the Great Britain Good Omens Doctor Who is this why is he everywhere) and of course the best one: two fixed characters meeting throughout time and growing attached to each other ough I'm gonna be sick

[tardiswithadrivethrough]

i keep seeing screenrant articles and stuff (most recently) that are all "*gasp!* the toymaker has fixed continuity in doctor who by saying that actually it's all a mash up of different timelines!" and every time i'm just like yeah???? that isn't new that's literally the entire show