#I'm dying omfg

[banditomojado]

We interrupt your scheduled programming to bring you this special report. Alexa Grasso owns a Chihuahua. His name is Broly. No confirmation if he's named after Broly from Dragon Ball. We will keep you posted.

[thelostgirl21]

Vespula (listing Jaskier's past lovers): ... men, women, elves dwarves, polymorphous...

Jaskier: That was just once... and I regret nothing! It was amazing!

My brain, a few days later: Polymorphous... Polymorphous... That's a term for shape shifters, right? How many shape shifters has Jaskier encountered in the...

OH.

Oh...

Oh no...

I think I now know what happened after he finished learning that song...

Batey said they'd fuck, and I think Vespula just confirmed to us that they did!

[radiosummons]

OMFG BABY TULIN!!!!! BABY BOY BABY!!!!

I'm fucking dying!! XD

Teba praying to the goddesses to give him patience lmao

Teba really be out here like: Where does this child get all this sass?!

[onewingedangels]

man I wish naps didn't make me feel worse, tired, sweating and wanting to drink more water till you feel sick

[rafayel-fishie-moving]

Heeeey pretty artist boy how ya doing

I know it's Friday but somewhere it might be Thursday somewhere else ig idk

I just wanna spam you with memes

Also I licked your art and it tastes bad🫵🏽

My tummy hurts

Halp Rafa

You do know that doesn’t apply the same as “somewhere in the world it’s 5 o’clock” right?

I—

Of course it tastes bad, it’s paint. Not edible.

Great, you might turn into a fish.

[speeds-the-name]

HINATA CHIRPS

[lordansketil]

So, a while ago, a friend and I talked about rewriting the duel between Maul and Sidious as a conversation where Sidious orders Maul to kill his brother in order to return to his service. Which, okay, cool prompt. But, for the last couple of days, I've been sick. So I haven't been up to much. When I haven't been working on this story, I've been binge-watching The Hollow Crown. Which... sure... fine... good. The problem is, now that I'm editing what I've written... it turns out that maybe writing Star Wars fanfic at the same time as mainlining Shakespeare while running a mild fever wasn't my best move ever. This... um... this is the first paragraph:

He has been waiting for this moment. Its teeth, gnawing at him like junkyard scavengers, have finally struck bone. His actions have accomplished that which madness whispered was impossible: to pull the greatest power in the heavens down to walk the dust of Mandalore.  Or is this insanity? Insane to catch what you cannot kill. For his Master’s attention is such a quarry that to catch it is to be caught in turn. Even here, astride this darkened shadow of a ducal throne. For the bloodstained seat that sits atop this wretched system seems as small and wretched as an insect mound in the presence of true mastery.    

What do I do, guys?

[richieshusband]

joey richter antagonists <3

[8iunie]

Måneskin on Twitter, 08.01.2023

HAPPY BDAY BALDIANO ❤️❤️ we love you

[pqdfootsmoon]

i'm currently on my whateverth rewatch of lady bird and i cried during like 10 different scenes, i can't do this anymore

[neonganymede]

Everytime I see a DB Cooper post I think about you in a "If I wanted to I could engage in total warfare by saving these all and then sending them all to Moxie slightly spaced out until they (metaphorically) explode me" way. I would never do such a thing of course.

I am absolutely begging you to do this to me, anon.

Begging.

[shitghoster]

everyone shut up and listen to cumulus’ vocals.

[thewritersaddictions]

Watched Season 3 Bridgerton today

OMFG, The carriage ride, please go watch it if you haven't yet. I'm dying from the inside.

[radiosummons]

I. CanNOT. BELIEVE this bitch is triggering my gender envy.

[hyunrun]

tw ed in the tags !!

[rangikuxmatsumoto]