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#I'm gonna go insane again I already know it. I WANT TO TALK. ABOUT SPIDER-MAN MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itstimetodrew · 3 months
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Got my tickets to see all 3 original Spider-Man movies in theaters next month!!!!
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dollwritesarchive · 2 years
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AHH HI BABE HAVE YOU WATCHED JJK 0 YET!!? I JUST FINISHED IT AND IM SOOO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK ❤ All I'll say now is that I love yuta hes the sweetest and I want to adopt him 🥺 BUT ALSO THE FACT THAT NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS ONLY FOR CRUNCHYROLL PREMIUM?? I had to start a free trial for that bitch 🙄
So I'm literally terrified of spiders but if you do get a little guy and name him rui I would love to see him ❤
LOL my love note to dabi def could have been alot longer hes the loml AND IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE TIKTOKS OF HIM!! You know when you show your friends your crush and they're like erm eww? I WOULD HAVE BEEN CRUSHED IF YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM LMAO. Yeah I'm gonna ignore what you said about dabi content bc if I think about it too much I'm gonna have a stroke lol
I'm just finishing up watching game of thrones right now and when I'm done I'm gonna start aot for your man 😁 very much looking forward to talking about him w you 👀
I havent seen jojo's bizarre adventure yet actually so that's another one I'll add to the list!! I'll be honest I tend to avoid certain animes that are predominantly watched by men lol but if you like it then I'm pretty positive I will too! 👀
I also wanna say that you're doing so well with kinktober 🥺 you're absolutely CRUSHING these fics I cant believe how many you've gotten done already 🖤
TIKTOK TIMEEEE
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRaVPvEp/ idk why I find this so funny lol
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRaVfcrx/ AUDIO WARNING WEAR HEADPHONES LMAOO
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRaVmnnE/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRaVkkP2/ HELLO 🤤
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRaVDWgQ/
I WATCHED IT FINALLYYYY I WAS HOLDING ON TO THIS ASK UNTIL I COULD
Yuta. Yuta baby. Yuta baby must be protect. I adore him so much
ALSO TOGE RANKING UP THERE WITH THE BIG BOYS EVEN AS A FIRST YEAR KING SHIT ONLY. The get crushed scene had me HOLLERING
Luckily I already have a crunchyroll premium acc -_- BECAUSE I HATE ADS and you get discounts on their merch store.
DABI NOOO I don’t think that was possible, I’d seen him around and I thought he was hot before, but never seen him in action BUT you and I have very similar tastes in our (evil) men 🥵 so I was DESTINED to like him
Speaking of which, if you have any scene packs of him… 👁👁 I would have both of my eyes open and watching!!
YES TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF AOT WHEN YOU WATCH IT! Season 1 is the hardest to get through but the rest are incredible ❤️❤️
JOJO IS SO FUN I’m not gonna lie it’s probably one of my favorites now? It’s a comfort show for me at this point 😭 I would be interested to see what you think of dio ( I shall include a tiktok or two 🥹 )
THE TIK TOKS YOU SENT LMAOOO THE SANEMI OBANAI ONE “giyu trying to get involved” NOBODY LIKES YOU BABY BOY BUT I DO KDKDKKS
Whew all the Giyuu ones you sent IM ACTUALLY FERAL FOR HIM. Something about the quiet ones I know he’s lowkey unhinged
AHHHH I GOT ONE OF YOUR REQUESTS DONE AND IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR HOW YOU LIKE THE FICS!!
Let’s take a look at my latest favorites tiktoks to send you 🤧
Akaza actually is so sexy I’m so obsessed
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmbSTfT/
HEHE HEADPHONES MAY BE REQUIRED
This one made me laugh way too hard I was about to be in tears
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmbA7wm/ dropping this one for the dabi art ❤️BUT I CANT REMEMBER IF YOU SENT THIS TO ME OR NOT SO IF YOU DID I SORRY BABY watch it again 🥺
And I’ll give ya some good jojo ones
Here’s dio, owner of my pussy and ass and also heart 💕
AND ALSO WHO CAN FORGET KARS, an ancient Aztec vampire
SORRY THAT WAS SO MANY IM JUST EXCITED TO TALK TOO YOUUUUUU
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celestialevie · 3 years
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Birthday surprise // Niall Horan x singer! Reader
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Genre: Fluff
Word count: 1.6k
Warnings: none
A/N: Since it's officially my birthday week and Niall's has just passed, I decided to write this very self-indulgent fic (even though I can't sing, but a girl can dream </3). I mostly wrote this for myself because I adore this human with my whole heart. Anyways hope someone will enjoy this fic just as much as I did writing it.
Finishing the first two songs, you chat a little with your fans. Noticing some of the signs they brought with them to get you to notice them, some of them making you laugh, while some of them made your heart clench with love. Sitting down at the piano, starting to play 'champagne problems'. While you were in the happiest relationship to date now, you still had some issues with your past relationships, where you were made the villain and them a victim when in reality it was the literal opposite. Niall was the blessing you were praying for. So what if you were fucked in the head? Niall loved you just the way you were.
Your birthday was coming up, and you were going to spend it while being in one of the cities you absolutely love touring in – Dublin. Although you were heartbroken because this will be the first birthday you were going to celebrate without your boyfriend, Niall. Ever since you've known him, you celebrated both of your birthdays with one another. His tour lead him to being in America during your birthday, which really sucked. You were both bummed out about it, he even offered to reschedule that concert, so he can be with you in Dublin, maybe even visit his family whilst already being in Ireland, you told him no. You didn't want to be selfish just because it's your birthday. Talking on the phone with him right from the moment he was awake (which was already in the afternoon for you). '' It feels weird to not be with you on your birthday, how will I survive without my birthday kisses and hugs from you? '' you ask while pouting. Niall chuckled and mimicked your put. '' I will give you your birthday kisses and hugs as soon as I see you. With extra ones for each day between your birthday and the day we see each other again. I promise. '' he gives you a smile. And you just pout harder. '' I really miss you. I can't wait to see you soon. '' checking the time, you realize it's almost time for you to start getting ready. '' Hey baby, I have to go start getting ready soon. I'll make sure Jenna calls you to FaceTime and shows you at least some concert if you're not busy. I love you and I miss you. '' as you say that, you hang up and quickly text your makeup artist, she can come over. Two minutes later, her and Jenna (your assistant and close friend) are in your dressing room, and you're getting ready. An hour later, you were done with your makeup and hair and all that was left was to put on your outfit. Ten minutes later, you were slowly making your way towards stage. Quickly texting Niall another I love you, and wishing him good luck on his own show later, you were off on the stage, the intro of your song' dress' starting to play as you were brought onto the stage. Let the fun begin.
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After champagne problems, one of your favourite songs you wrote was next.
''... Don Perignon you brought it, no crowd of friends applauded
your hometown sceptics called it, champagne problems.''
'' A lot of you might not know, but this next song was inspired after I was done watching the amazing spider-man 2 for the millionth time. My love for Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield is unmatchable. Just ask my boyfriend, who's been hanging out with Tom Holland, how both of them are feeling betrayed by my love for both Amazing Spider-man's movies. This is How you get the girl. '' The intro of the song started playing and so were the screams of people.
Singing two more songs, you go get changed into a different outfit. Going back onto the stage, you're surprised that your manager Anna is standing there with a grin on her face.
'' Stand there like a ghost
Shaking from the rain
She'll open up the door and say 'are you insane?'
Say it's been long six months
And you were too afraid to tell her what you want, want...''
'' Uh-oh, manager is grinning, prepare yourselves guys, it's not going to be good. '' The crowd laughs while Anna rolls her eyes and smiles at you. '' We have a small surprise for you. '' as she says that, she points on the big screen behind you, when you turn around you are surprised to see a familiar face of one of your closest friends, Lewis Capaldi, wishing you a happy birthday and saying you guys need to go clubbing again soon. Laughing as his face fades away and the next one shows up, your very close friend and sometimes co-writer Taylor Swift, again wishing you the happiest birthday and saying how much she adores working with you and that she loves you very much. It went on for a while, all your friends and even your parents were there. Tears were falling down, and you didn't care it ruined your makeup. And then at the end there he was. My favourite face to see. Niall. '' Happiest birthday to you angel. I wish I could be there with you, just like we are always for our birthdays, but unfortunately I am not there to give you all the birthday hugs and wishes. I love you so much angel, keep rocking the world, and I will see you as soon as we can. '' At the end you were full on sobbing happy tears, hugging your manager and your band. The best surprise ever. '' I am very sorry for being a mess so publicly '' wiping your tears and thanking to whoever invented waterproof mascara for being the reason your makeup is not that ruined. '' Anyway, the show must go on, so let's go. '' picking up your acoustic guitar, adjusting it, you announce the song. ''You are in love. Let's go.''
''(...)
As the show is slowly coming to an end, and you're about to play a song that is about your boyfriend, that he inspired you to write. And Taylor helped you co-write it.
Morning, his place
Burnt toast, Sunday
You keep his shirt
He keeps his word
And for once, you let go
Of your fears and your ghosts
One step, not much
But it said enough
You kiss on side walks
You fight and you talk
One night he wakes
Strange look on his face
Pauses, then says
You're my best friend
And you knew what it was
He is in love. ''
'' Sadly, the show is slowly coming to an end. You guys were the absolute best and I adore spending my birthday with you all. This next song is literally one of the most accurate songs I've written about any of my relationship. When I got inspired by my loveliest boyfriend, I had to invite Taylor to help me write it, as we all know she is the lyrics master. Lover is one of my many nicknames I use for Niall, and I know that he's probably watching this or will watch it later, so hi Niall. '' you wave to one of the camera's while the crowd laughs. Gently, you start playing the guitar.
What you didn't know is that your boyfriend is a liar and is actually hiding with your assistant Jenna, waiting to come on the stage to surprise you. Of course, he wouldn't miss your birthday, even if he has to reschedule the concerts. You were absolutely worth it. As he waits for the part of the song he's gonna crash in, Jenna and Anna are making sure you don't accidentally notice Niall before time. The plan is for Anna to quickly distract you on one side while Niall comes out on the other side of the stage.
'' (...)
We could let our friends crash in the living room
This is our place, we make the call
And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you
I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all
Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Lover '' as you sing that part, you notice Anna waving at you like a maniac, distracting you and mouthing something to you. As you're trying to figure out what is she saying, the crowd starts screaming, and you freeze as the familiar voice starts to sing the next part of the song
''Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?
With every guitar string scar on my hand...''
The song soon comes to an end, and you're bringing Niall into another hug. He just smiles and wraps his arms around your waist. '' Happy birthday, angel. I hope you don't mind me crashing. '' You just shake your head while holding him as close as you can. '' You are always welcome to crash my show. The next song is your song anyway, so you might as well stay and sing with me. '' he pulls away and looks at you. '' Let's go finish this show, so I can give you all the birthday kisses and hugs you want. ''
You turn around with your hand on your mouth, as the man himself makes his way towards you. You're in absolute shock because this man is supposed to be in America. He only laughs at your reaction as he pulls you towards him in a tight hug while still singing. Hugging him back, not wanting to let go of him. Slightly pulling away, looking him directly in his beautiful blue eyes while singing.
'' I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover
My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue
All's well that ends well to end up with you
Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover
And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me
And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover ''
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allegra-writes · 4 years
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“Teeth”
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Peter Parker x Anti-hero!Reader
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Warnings: Smut, chocking kink, rough sex.
Part XI of the "Mercy" series
SERIES MASTERLIST | MY MASTERLIST
"Something in the way you look into my eyes... I don't know if I'm gonna make it out alive"
Teeth - 5SOS
Peter was going to be sick.
He hadn't felt sick in years, ever since the spider bite, but he was sure his stomach was about to turn any second now.
It was all in front of his eyes, the darkest, most confidential of S.H.I.E.L.D's files. Project Lazarus. Nick Fury’s  unethical, insane scheme to get the original six back together, using the kree blood running through Captain Marvel's veins to reanimate the fallen ones. And you had been the ultimate guinea pig, the final test.
And Peter had been the one to authorize it.
The name on the files was your father's, but Bucky had only consented after Peter…
He ran, barely making it to the ensuite on time to empty the contents of his stomach into the sink. He let the water flow to wash the foul liquid away.
That wasn't even the worst. Oh no, that was barely the top of the iceberg. The most horrifying part, the part that was going to give him nightmares for weeks, was that protocol. The T.A.H.I.T.I. protocol, a machine wired directly to your brain, with your skull splitted open, erasing everything Fury considered you didn't need. There were even fucking reports about how much more docile and happier you were after forgetting your mother's death, and your subsequent murderous rampage.
And at least half of it was bullshit. They had told you about Natasha the very same day you had woken up, asking for your mommy in russian, breaking their hearts in a thousand pieces once they understood what was going on.
He sprayed some cold water on his face, trying to regain his composure. As bad as he was feeling, it was probably nothing compared to what you were feeling. He had to get it together, for you. He rinsed his mouth and dried his face with a towel, stepping back into his room.
But you were nowhere to be found.  
His heart fell to his stomach. He scrambled to put on a pair of sweats, cursing the valuable seconds he was wasting, before running at breakneck speed through hallways and flights of stairs until he reached your floor. By the time he barged into your room, he was out of breath.
“No” It came out as a whisper, a barely audible gasp at finding his worst suspicions confirmed.
There you were, fully dressed, a backpack open on your bed with a few clothes thrown haphazardly inside as you raided your bedroom for weapons.
“No” He repeated, more firmly, when you passed by him. He was met with more silence, as you took your small Glock 42 and checked the magazine. You wouldn't even look at him. You couldn't. You knew that if you as much as met those warm coffee eyes, bright with tears, you wouldn't be able to bring yourself to do it, you wouldn't be able to leave him.
And you had to. Peter didn't know, you were certain, he didn't mean to do so, but he was playing right into the role director Fury intended for him to play: A distraction and an anchor, something to stay for, to keep you loyal to the avengers.
Just like Hydra had used your father to keep your mother in line once, a long time ago. She had told you that story, told you about your dad's face, frozen inside a cryogenic pod. And she had taught you, with tears in her eyes, the motto you had lived your whole life by, up until now: ‘Your first and most important loyalty, must always be to yourself’
You counted your bullets, and tucked the gun into the thigh holster under your skirt. It was time to honor that law.
Peter stepped in front of you, halting your advances,
“Y/n, stop, talk to me, please!” He reached for your hand, but you avoided his touch. You knew what would happen if he touched you.
“It’s over, Peter” Your voice washed over him like a bucket of cold water, chilling him to the bone, “I’m leaving”
The words knocked all the air out of his chest, like a physical blow. He knew your first reaction would be to fly, your mother had raised you your whole life to make self preservation your first instinct. He had feared you would leave him behind.
But somehow, Peter had never pictured you would want to leave him.
He could feel his eyes burn, smell the salt of his own tears. He choked on the question that wanted to escape his throat, it was useless questioning why: He was still pretty much a stranger to you, all of them were. You weren't one to trust easily in strangers, and you had just been proven right. But comprehending didn't make it any less painful.
“Take me with you” He was conscious of the futility of his request as he said the words but he had to try. He had to.
You stopped your packing, meeting his eyes. But he found nothing in yours. No warmth. No trust. Nothing but the cold fire of your barely contained rage, algid and terrible. Peter had seen that look before, back in a barn on a stormy night. He regretted, for what was probably the thousandth time, not running away with you then, instead of asking you to stay with him.
“I was there” He tried again, “the night you tried to kill Clint”
“I know” You interrupted him, “I just read the file”
“I asked you to stay that night. You wanted to run and instead of asking you to let me go with you, I asked you to stay. I’m not making that mistake again. Let me go with you”
Unknowingly, Peter had just confirmed your worst suspicions. He had been the key piece in Fury's chess game from the very beginning, sending him after you over and over again despite his failures, he had set the bait. And you had fallen straight into his trap, forgetting all your training, giving up your own freedom… for a boy.
You weren’t making the same mistake twice either.
“Goodbye, Peter.”
He watched as in slow motion how you grabbed your bag and headed for the door, realizing then that the only way to stop you from leaving was to physically stop you. Desperate, he let his instinct take over in one last attempt to keep you there.
He tackled you, your body hitting the floor hard, all the air knocked out of your lungs at once. Your wrists hurt where his hands pinned them to the floor as he straddled you, a feeling of deja vu washing over him as he looked down at your furious face, but you weren't the same girl he had webbed down to the faded hardwood of that dingy apartment almost a year ago. Not anymore. Six months of training with the winter soldier, the handler of widows himself, had made you even deadlier than you already were.
You tangled your ankle around one of his own, bucking your hips up, pushing him out of balance as you rolled him over, landing on top of him, hand firm around his throat.
“You think you can stop me?” There was venom, and contempt, in your words, his spider sense flaring up. But tried as he may, he couldn't move, couldn't even look away. He was a fly, trapped and defenseless, in your web. He had always been. How foolish and conceited of him, calling himself Spider-man, when there, laying underneath you, he finally understood what a real predator was.
“You think you can get on top of me? Think you can dominate me, boy?” You felt Peter's gulp under your palm. It was tempting, so tempting…
So you squeezed, just a little, watching his pupils blow wide with adrenaline, equal parts crisp trepidation and desire.  Peter’s head was spinning, and it wasn't just from lack of oxygen. He didn't know the exact moment you went from fighting him to claw at his clothes, but you were, and he was aiding you, ripping yet another one of your panties, another casualty in the warfare of your relationship, guiding your hips down as you braced yourself, one hand on the floor, the other one still around his neck. Unlike him, who was hard from the moment he felt your hands on his skin, you weren't ready, nowhere near wet enough, but you didn't care: The slight burn grounded you, made everything sharper. This wasn't about placer anyway, this was a punishment. For Peter, for making you feel the things he made you feel; and for you, for allowing them to grow and fester in your heart.
He seemed to like it, though, hips bucking to meet yours, breathless sounds leaving his lips as you fucked yourself on his cock.
“You like this, don't you?” You marveled, “Like it rough, boy?”
It wasn't your old ‘baby boy’, the one that belied your tenderness as you did the most depraved things to him. But it was close enough to get his heart racing.
“Pathetic” You decided, as you felt his pulse pick up under your hand. He whimpered, tears pricking at his eyes, and at last, you let go of his neck, placing both hands flat on his muscular chest for leverage. It wasn’t long before you were breathless too, as taking his cock became easier and easier with every downward stroke.
“Shit... I’ll give it to you, spidey… your dick feels amazing…” You gasped, little frown of concentration on your face, lips parted, unable to contain your little moans. How could he ever let you go, when you were the most exquisite thing Peter had witnessed in his whole life?
“Too much for you, little spider?” He could do nothing but sob as you teased him, cruelly, tightening your muscles around him “...Or not enough?”
You leaned forward, tracing your tongue over his open lips, but quickly withdrawing when he tried to capture yours in a kiss. You changed your pace, no longer bouncing but rocking on top of him, grinding your clit against his pelvis, enjoying the electricity that the friction created on your little pearl of nerves.
Meanwhile, Peter was a mess underneath you, tears now flowing freely, whimpering, and shaking, fisting the fabric of your skirt so hard that you heard it rip. But still not daring to complain.
“You're such a good boy, aren't you? Could do anything I want with you… use you anyway I wanted to…”
You felt him twitch inside you at your words, another whine escaping his chest.
“I could ruin you, ride you so hard… get you so close… and stop right before you come”
He shook his head frantically, desperate, but still, he kept silent.
“You don't want that? But you'd take it anyway, wouldn't you?”
He closed his eyes, unable to meet yours, ashamed. That was all the answer you needed,
“You would. Because you are mine… my pretty toy… to use… to fuck…” You picked up your pace, bouncing up and down his cock, and he couldn't contain himself anymore,
“Yes!” He cried, “I’m yours! All yours!”
“My slutty boy” You praised, legs burning with the strain and exhaustion of the night, but stopping was not an option. You were close, drunk on the power of having such a strong superhuman submitting to you, such a gorgeous man turned into a needy, desperate puddle between your legs.
“Please” He begged, pitifully.
“What do you need, little boy?”
His fingers closed around your wrist, guiding your hand until it was back around his neck, and you understood. You could have mocked him again, humiliated him farther, make him beg for it. But something inside his coffee eyes stopped you. It wasn't trust, no. You could practically smell the fear, the sharp tang of epinephrine coming off his pores, every hair on his body still standing on end, proof of his spider sense still on high alert…
No. It was deeper than that. It was surrender. He knew you could as easily give him what he wanted, as turn on him. Never, not even back it that farm, had been more evident to him that the hand he loved to hold was a weapon.
But he couldn't help never wanting to let go.
“Я тебя люблю” He croaked, throat dry and sore from your manhandling, but still clear enough to make your hips falter.
“What did you just say?” You breathed, stunned.
“Я тебя люблю” He repeated, more clearly, hands sliding up your thighs, till he had handfuls of your ass, “I love you…”
“Shut up” You hissed.
“I won't. I love you” Peter felt as your nails dug on his chest, until he had five bloody crescent marks to match the ones on his back, “I love you…”
You squeezed his neck harder, until he was really struggling for air, black spots dancing in his vision.
“I love you” It was nothing but a gasp.
You made a frustrated noise, but there was no denying the way your walls fluttered around him. And there was no stopping your hips, working him ferociously, fucking yourself on his cock without mercy. You were falling already, falling apart for him.
“Come with me” It was a command. It was a request. It was an invitation.
And Peter knew you weren't just talking about his release.
To be continued...
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marauders70s · 4 years
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a collection of dumb hp-p&r text memes
dumbledore, gesturing: could a depressed person make this???
mcgonagall: your hand is literally rotting off
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harry: sometimes I feel like arguing with you is like arguing with the sun.
hermione: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME.
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pansy: you look awful
draco: what up bitch i just ran a 5k
pansy: really?
draco: no i threw up blood in the shower
pansy: that fight with potter really got ya down huh
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harry: hey ron are you okay
ron, wearing the locket, staring straight ahead at a tree: yeah i'm fine it's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
harry: hermione it's your turn
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sirius, at any minor convenience: everything hurts and i'm dying
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goyle: I once knew a guy for seven years and never learned his name. best friend i ever had. we still never talk sometimes, because he's dead.
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oliver: sometimes you gotta do a little work so you can ball a lot.
mcgonagall: that is incorrect
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james, during house arrest: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
lily, from the couch: oops
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snape, at a christmas dinner: I can still smell her hair at night
dumbledore, pouring a generous amount of mulled wine: Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.
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ron: hermione, i'm not using your color coded talking planner
hermione: we need to get good grades on our OWLs!
ron: there's nothing that could motivate me to use it
hermione: well, there's nothing we can't do if we work work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.
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harry: Professor, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.
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ron: i'm going to tell you all my secrets
hermione: you don't have to do that
ron: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks
ron: I didn't actually break charlie's wand all the way I just hid it and forgot where
ron: I don't know who scrimgeour is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
ron: when they have 2 sickles a scoop on salamander eyes i'm not sure where the rest of the salamander goes
ron: when i was a baby fred turned my teddy into a spider and i got so scared my mum took me to a mindhealer and they wrote a textbook about me
ron: i once threw a garden gnome so hard that it hit my sister in the face and began attacking her
hermione, looking up from her book: what did ginny do?
ron: she bit it and it ran off.
hermione: classic
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severus: no matter what i do nothing bad can happen to me. i'm like a white wizengamot official who pretended they were mind-controlled after the fall of the dark lord
lucius: I resent that
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sirius: thank merlin my great uncle alphard just died so I am fluuuuusheeeeeed with galleeeeooonsss
remus: I'm going to regret this flatshare
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seamus: i passed up a gay halloween party to see this troll. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Peverell Brothers make out with three Viktor Krums. It was amazing.
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luna: We need to remember what's important in life. Friends, unpredictable creatures, and school. Or unpredictable creatures, friends, school. It doesn't matter. But school is third.
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tom riddle: I totally hear you, but I also don't like what you're saying. So if you say no, I will release a giant snake in the bathroom
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luna: would you like some -
hermione: no! I am going to run for minister of magic someday, so no, thank you. I mean, not that I haven't - I ate a brownie once at quidditch cup party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any potions in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.
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sirius: do i look like the kind of person who drinks water
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neville: flying is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but merlin, at what cost?
ron: okay, you don't have to join the pick up game -
neville: no no i want to be included. i'll come
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james: What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
sirius: that's not right
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mcgongall: I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.
peter: this career counseling session is getting a bit intense
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neville: how are you handling the...breakup...
ginny: I’m gonna buy some sweat pants and a Gilderoy Lockhart novel. Might as well lean into it.
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dumbledore, in the staff room, extremely intoxicated: Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?
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james: Goodbye, Lily Evans, my head girl partner. Hello, Lily Potter, my fallopian princess.
lily: i should have never married you. or at least made you wear a condom
james: what's a-
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sprout: I’m a simple lesbian. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and man-killing plants.
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sirius: A couple more rules: if you ever read a sad book, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no magic after breakfast.
peter: er i'm sorry this was the dorm assigned to me...
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remus: Hogwarts Library is headed by the most diabolical, ruthless bureaucrat I’ve ever seen. She's like a death eater but instead of avada kedavra and crucio she uses shame and shhhing.
james: she wouldn't let him into the restricted section without a note
remus, choking back tears: I AM A PREFECT
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pansy: I have never flown the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
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hermione: If I had a stripper’s name, it would be Equality. for house elves and all beings.
ron: if i had a stripper's name it would be sugar striped candy pole for my -
harry: hermione, DON'T -
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sir cadogen: You know, in the 1880’s, there were a few years that were pretty rough and tumble here at Hogwarts. This depicts kind of a famous fight between Morpheus Rane, a prefect in Slytherin house, and Wilhemena Batlock, a Hufflepuff seventh year. The original title of this painting was ‘A Lively Fisting.’ But y’know, they had to change it for…obvious reasons.
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bellatrix, in the afterlife: i regret nothing. the end.
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harry: I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.
tofty: I'm sorry but you WILL have to repeat your history of magic OWL
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james: Lucky for me, I’ve processed all my feelings. And I’ve gone through the five stages of grief - Denial, anger, picking on Peter, cat adoption, reckless dueling, cat returning to the adoption place, reading all Martin Miggs books in the series (what i was picking on peter for actually), and not giving a flying fuck.
remus: you can't say fuck
james: oh great i'm going to have to start the process all over again.
remus: peter, you'd better run
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dudley: I’m allergic to magic candy. Every time I eat more than 80 sweeties I barf.
fred: how about...81
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sirius: I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
remus: this is why we can't date in public
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neville: I’m gonna get drunk and then I’m gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.
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arthur: I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.
bill: dad maybe you shouldn't give a toast while fleur's family is still here
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gilderoy: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
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pansy: Use him. Abuse him. Lose him. That’s the Parkinson motto.
draco: I thought the Parkinson motto is don't look at me you whore.
pansy: the motto is really more like a chapter book.
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harry: You’re ridiculous and pureblood rights is nothing.
voldemort: wow
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tonks: I would like a glass of red wine and I’ll take the cheapest one you have because I can’t tell the difference.
sirius: cheers i'll drink to that
remus: put. the bowl. down.
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eh, and just one for the road: “I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort, probably.” – Leslie Knope
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Can I request some writing prompts for a Genderfluid character coming out to their partner (accidentally, like their partner walking in on them trying on clothes or makeup or purposefully) and their partner accepting and supporting them without hesitation? Your prompts are an absolute delight to read and your writing's wonderful! Thank you in advance. And sorry for that kind've half-assed compliment, I'm no good at giving them, but you're one of my favorite blogs for writing prompts!
Okay, so, here’s the thing. I have never wrote genderfluid prompts before so I don’t know if you will like these. Hopefully they’re fine but just let me know if I messed anything up and I’ll quickly correct it.
Dialogue Prompts
1) "That other dress looked better on you." "Person A! I thought you were going to be gone all afternoon." "I was but I forgot to give you these shoes I bought the other day. I think they'll match your dress really well." "You're not mad?" "Of course I'm not mad." 2) "Fuck, I suck at trying to do cat eyes." "Well, now I know who was watching makeup tutorials on my account. By the way, I think your cat eyes look good." "I'm sorry I didn't tell you." "You don't have to right now. Whenever you're ready to talk about it we'll talk about it." 3) "Are you genderfluid?" "What? What makes you think that? Why would you ask me that?" "You're wearing a shirt that says 'I am Genderfluid' in big letters so I figured that was something maybe we should discuss?" 4) "Does this make me look girly?" "Is girly what you're going for?" "Yes." "Then yeah, that insanely pink princess costume does make you look girly." 5) "Any particular reason there's a bunch of photos of you modeling dresses on my camera?" "I feel like a girl sometimes and sometimes I feel like a boy." "You're genderfluid?" "Yeah." "Alright, well, next time you use my camera just ask." 6) "I bought you more makeup brushes since you were out of them." "You did?" "Yeah." "Are you going to ask me why I have them?" "I figure you'll tell me when you're ready for me to know." "I'm ready for you to know." 7) "How do I look?" "Like a man." "It's perfect, I'll take ten." 8) "I'm kind of jealous of one thing. Not you being genderfluid, but I am jealous you can wear whatever you want." "You're a fully grown adult, you're capable of wearing whatever you want." "Oh my god, you're right, I am!" "You're very lucky you're cute." 9) "Should I get the blue one or the pink one?" "Just buy them both. You have money." "I do have money..." "Are you gonna get both?" "I'm gonna get both." 10) "Why are all these dresses hung up in your closet?" "I found them in the attic along with makeup and stuff. Figured I'd just bring them down here so you don't have to keep going up there for them. I know you hate spiders." "You knew about this? About me?" "Did you not want me to?" "No, I do." "Good, you should wear that white dress with the flowers, you look cute in that." 11) "This binder fits perfectly." "You going to wear this 'I am Genderfluid' T-shirt with it?" "..." "You didn't have to hide this from me, you know I'll always love you no matter what." 12) "What are you looking for?" "Uh, weird question, did you find make up around here?" "Oh yeah, but everything was really old so I threw it out and got you some more. Here." "This is really expensive." "Well, I only want the best for the best." "It doesn't bother you?" "Why would it?" 13) "Hey, have you seen my-" "I can explain." "Alright, please explain why you look like you're about to breakdance in front of me." "I'm genderfluid. I like wearing guy clothes and everything as well as girl clothes." "Okay." "That's okay with you?" "Yeah, but that outfit isn't, let's just go shopping, alright? We'll get you better clothes." 14) "We never fight about anything, I just told you I'm genderfluid and you're being very accepting right now." "D-Did you not want me to be?" "Well, I got to say, this isn't how I pictured it going in my head, but it's very good." "We could argue about the dishes or something? I don't-? I'm not sure what you want from me, babe." 15) "Where's the--what are you wearing?" "I'm trying out a new look." "That's obvious. What's your vision here? What're you trying to look like?" "The Sk8er Boi Avril Lavigne was talking about in her songs." "Hm, yeah, I see it." 16) "I'm genderfluid." "I know." "What?" "Oh right, I'm supposed to be surprised. Um, wow, I didn't know that! But I love you and support you and accept y-" "No, how'd you know?" "You tell me all the time when you drink. Like, all the time. Sometimes you'd call me at three in the morning just to tell me that." 17) "You have a playlist for when you feel more like a girl and more like a boy?" "Yeah." "What's the girl one?" "Mostly Britney Spears." "What's the boy one?" "Mostly Linkin Park. And, like, Taylor Swift." 18) "Here, I got you a Darth Vader voice modulator." "Why?" "You said you wished your voice was deeper to match how you feel." "That's fucking stupid, also, I love it. Thank you. I will treasure it forever." 19) "Hey, so, I think this skirt belongs to you. See, I tried it on but it didn't fit an so I tried to figure out why the company shipped it to me, but then I remembered that you sometimes forget to log out of my account." "I bought it for me." "Well, I would hope so, it doesn't match my eyes." "I'm genderfluid." "Okay." "Okay?" "Yeah, okay. Wanna order in for dinner? I was thinking Indian, maybe Italian?" 20) "I can't do makeup for shit." "I think it looks good." "What are you doing here?" "You gave me a key, I was gonna drop some stuff off but then I heard you talking to yourself." "I can explain all of this." "Well, just know that whatever this is it's not going to change how I feel about you."
Regular Prompts
1) Person A opens their closet early one morning to find all the dresses they've hidden from Person B all hung up on clothing hangers and all their shoes lined up at the bottom with B's. When Person B returns home Person A is wearing one of their favorite dresses and making them dinner. (Bonus if when they sit down B never asks to talk about it, they let A bring it up first.) 2) Person A finds Person B's stash of makeup they bought on clearance and so the next time they see B they're giving them an expensive palette with plenty of colors to choose from instead of just neutral tones. (Bonus if B's so good at it A asks if they can do their makeup to see how they look and that's when B comes out to them.) 3) A and B are in a thrift store and A keeps eyeing the dresses so much that B insists that they just go try one on. When they come out of the dressing room B tells them if they want it they'll buy it. After they're done shopping A comes out to them when they're in a restaurant. Person B is accepting and asks if they'd like to continue shopping for more clothes they want. 4) Person A is doing laundry when they find a pair of underwear that they don't recognize as either one of theirs. When they find B to confront them about it and ask if they're cheating they see B trying on clothes in the mirror that's different from what they normally wear. B is embarrassed and explains that they're genderfluid and A just gives them their underwear and tells them to let them know when they buy new underwear so they don't have a heart attack doing laundry. 5) Person A is putting on a binder when Person B walks in. Person A begins stuttering to explain but Person B holds out a box of new binders they'd bought online for them. (Bonus if they paid extra for them to be more comfortable.) 6) Person A is on the phone with someone who knows they're genderfluid and Person B overhears them. When they're eating breakfast a few days later Person B is wearing a genderfluid pride flag t-shirt with a heart in the center. Person A just moves their breakfast around like "You like that shirt?" And Person B looks directly at them and says, "I love it." 7) A and B are attending a wedding and when A still hasn't bought clothes yet B tells them they've already picked things out for them to choose. They come back with a suit and a dress and hold them up like "So what are we feeling? Do you wanna look like a prince or a princess?" And Person A is confused until B's like "Oh, you told me last weekend when you were drunk so I went to the fancy store and picked up these." 8) A is trying to find something in their room when they stumble upon a letter B has written to them but hasn't given to them yet. Inside it's them explaining they're genderfluid and like wearing all kinds of clothes and that maybe one day they'll get the courage to tell them in person or send the letter. Instead of confronting B about it they just slowly start buying clothes for B to wear and casually buy them things until they're comfortable enough to come out. 9) A has a binder on and is doing their make up to see what they would look like with a beard. When B walks in they're like "Hey...whatcha doin?" And Person A just decides to tell them instead of making up excuses like they normally do when people catch them. (Bonus if B is like "Oh, okay. Well, I'll leave you to it. Just wanted to let you know the pizza rolls are done.") 10) Person A walks in on Person B doing their makeup. When Person B goes wide eyed like they're going to explain Person A just walks over and kisses them telling them that they can explain everything whenever they're ready to do so.
And if these don’t work for you just let me know and I’ll try again!
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properweirdparker · 5 years
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Someone Cool (Peter Parker x Fem!Reader)
a/n: aight this is my first fic so it's gonna be booty butt cheek no doubt. let me know what you think and I do take constructive criticism *sobbing intensifies*. but lemme know if you wanna be tagged for future fics n shit. The song in this fic is called fallingforyou by The 1975 which you can listen to here:
Summary: The daily life of Peter Parker is not as easy as it seems. With being a part time hero and part time awkward nerd trying to finish his last year of high school, he can't help but feel as if the world is weighing down on him. As if he is expected to be on top of things in his double life. Luckily he has someone who helps as a distraction from his chaotic life and reminds him he is more than the suit and powers.
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Peter couldn't help but feel as if he was gonna explode. There was no way anyone could take on the responsibilities he had without going insane, and Peter was pretty sure he was about to lose it - assuming he hasn't already. Not only does he have a physics test at the end of the week that he did not begin to study for yet, he also needs to stay out longer than his usual hours in the night to patrol the area. The latter of the two leaves him feeling exhausted to even study for the former.
Lately, Peter has been feeling as if he has a heavy weight on his shoulders wherever he goes. As Spider-Man, he is expected to always be there whenever he was needed. It was a service he should never turn away from, not that he ever would, but he can't help but feel that being Spider-Man is starting to become a huge burden on his part. He feels horrible for thinking that since there are people out there that really needed his help, but this job has been taking away from his normal life as Peter Parker. Nevertheless he keeps those thoughts to himself, not wanting to come off as selfish.
Despite the chaos he attracts being Spider-Man and the add on stress he accumulates from trying to keep up with his normal life, Peter always knows who exactly to turn to whenever it gets too much for him. His best friend Y/n Y/l/n, who he met at the start of their freshman year, was always able to take his mind off from reality and just allow him to exist peacefully. Of course she didn't know he was Spider-Man at first but eventually she found out - Peter isn't exactly a master of subterfuge - and she was completely understanding as too why he kept it a secret.
What Peter loved most about his friendship with Y/n is that she leaves him alone without actually leaving him. She never strings up a conversation about anything to do with him being Spider-Man or about different assignments he forgot to finish for various classes. He appreciates it, he appreciates her for it. She was just what he needed, a distraction from everything.
Y/n would always strike up conversations about different things whenever Peter comes to her. If he is tired from his patroling duties and needs to rest a bit, he swings by Y/n's house and she tells him about this new book she is reading that has a character with the same name as him but differs in personality. If he is upset because a teacher of his randomly gives out a pop quiz for which he, well, no one was prepared for, Peter would find Y/n after school so he could walk her home all the while she brings up the topic of alien existence and how she feels it is selfish of people to think we are the only living creatures in the galaxy. He would have to introduce her to Thor one day, they'd hit it off immediately.
"Like are you kidding me? There is more to all of this and you have the nerve to say I'll believe it when I see it!? Imbeciles!!" She huffs as Peter laughs at her outburst, seeming to have forgotten why he was so upset in the first place.
Or if he just wants to hang out with someone he finds cool Peter would invite Y/n over to his house and she would talk about the two ladybugs that landed on her right shoulder earlier that day. Trying to figure out what it could mean and she would ask Peter what he thinks off it, genuinely wanting to hear his thoughts on this - another thing he loved about their friendship.
All these things are a part of the many reasons as to why he started to gain feelings for the y/h/c haired girl. She is so absorbed in knowing he is more than just Spider-Man. She reminds him that he is not the center of the world just because he saved it a couple times and he never chose to be either. To Y/n he was just Pete, her kind friend who helps to carry her many books she borrows from the library home so she won't struggle with it. Her amazing friend who she always asks for his input on certain things so she can have more perspective. He never found her irritating or weird whenever she would ramble on about anything she deemed interesting and she appreciated that. For Peter she was just Y/n, the girl that needs him to hold her things from time to time as she tells him about the latest updates on the many conspiracy theories she finds interesting. He wanted her to be more than just what they are to each other though he didn't know if she felt the same way at all.
It took Peter a while to come to terms with the fact that he had feelings for Y/n. It started off with him noticing small little details about the girl like the little strands of hair that were left out when she would put her hair up in a bun or ponytail. Or whenever she would be doing anything like making a snack or doing other small things, she would make a little song out of it and sing it to herself while completing these tasks, which he found absolutely adorable. He caught her singing about making soup one time while she was putting said soup on the stove to heat up once, he really wished he had brought his phone with him so he could record it. Even smaller details he notices like how her eyes would sparkle a bit whenever she talked about her favorite books or movies. At first Peter mistaked all of this as just his admiration for the y/h/c haired girl but it never stopped with the observations.
Peter found himself missings his best friend's presence a lot. Even after only a few hours of seeing her, he wanted to be with her again and listen to her talk for hours on end. He didn't know why at first but he just blew it off as nothing.
As time went on, Peter knew he couldn't deny it any longer. He knew why he was feeling these things but he just didn't want to believe it because then it would change everything. If she didn't feel the same way then it would totally ruin their friendship, everything would just be awkward and he would not be able to go to her when things ever get hard for him because he would be too embarrassed. He didn't want to jeopordize their friendship so he kept his feelings to himself. Thinking it would be for the best because these feelings were only one sided. He couldn't be more wrong.
Y/n invited Peter over after school so they could study together for their upcoming physics test, god knows Peter absolutely needed it. His duties as Spider-Man barley left him any time to study at all. Luckily for him, Happy let him have a couple of days off to prepare for it, after much persuasion.
They were both sitting on her bed looking through their notes and quizzing each other from time to time. An hour had passed and Y/n, bored out of her mind, decides that they should take a little break.
"Alright I'm beat, lets take a break yeah?" She looks to Peter and he agrees.
"Yeah a break sounds good, I'll go get those cookies your mom made from the fridge. Be right back." He then got off her bed to go to the kitchen.
Y/n then decided to play some music so she connects her phone to her speaker and puts her music on shuffle. She smiles when fallingforyou by The 1975 starts playing and she softly sings along to it.
What time you coming home?
We started losing light
I'll never get it right
If you don't want me 'round
I'm so excited for the night
All we need's my bike
And your enormous house
Peter came back with the cookies and stopped by the doorway when he heard Y/n’s voice. He just stood there in awe while she sung softly with her eyes closed. He smiled and his heart swelled at the sight. He knew she liked to sing but he never really got to hear her voice until now. Peter honestly couldn't be more infatuated with her than in this moment.
Y/n opened her eyes when she felt a presence and blushed when she saw Peter standing by the door smiling at her.
"Your voice is beautiful Y/n." Peter walked towards the bed and placed the cookies down then looked at the her and smiled when he saw her blush more.
"Thanks Pete." She bashfully smiled back and they stared at each other for a bit until she finally worked up the courage to say this next thing.
"Um, do you wanna dance with me? I mean you don't have to but I just love this song and I've always wanted to dance to it but-"
Peter cut her off with a smile "I'd love to."
They both stood up and faced each other in the middle of the room. Y/n moved closer and placed her hands on Peter's shoulders and Peter hesitantly put his hands on her waist. They then started to sway as the music softly played in the background.
Don't you see me I
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And don't you need me I
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And on this night
And in this light
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And maybe you will change your mind
Y/n moved closer to lean her head on Peter's chest and he hoped that she wouldn't notice how fast his heart was beating in that moment. He wanted to tell the girl how he felt about her so badly but he just didn't want to risk losing their friendship. She just made him feel so many things that he couldn't help but want more than this.
According to your heart
My place is not deliberate
The feeling of your arms
"I can hear the gears in your head turning rapidly Pete. Penny for your thoughts?" The girl on his mind chuckled and looked up at him smiling. God he loved her smile.
"It's-It's nothing I just-" he sighed and she tilted her head in confusion, waiting for him to finish.
I don't wanna be your friend
I wanna kiss your neck
Screw it he thought and leaned in until his lips connected with hers. Y/n's eyes widened for just a split second before she closed her eyes and kissed him back. Her hands tangling into his soft brown locks while his hands gripped her waist and pulled her closer.
They both pull back when air was needed and Y/n leaned her forehead against Peter's. They both were smiling at each other and the latter spoke up.
"I've been wanting to do that for the longest time you know." He chuckled softly and she giggled and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
"Me too Peter." They both shared a laugh and with that they leaned in to kiss once more as the song was finishing it's course.
Don't you see me I
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And don't you need me I
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And on this night
And in this light
I think I'm falling, I'm fallingforyou
And maybe you will change your mind
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spidey-michelle · 7 years
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I'm Sorry Michelle [pt.2/2]
hey! This is part 2 to my last imagine, so please enjoy!! 
Synopsis: It’s been one month since the breakup and Peter and Michelle haven’t talked since , Peter is not the same without her and tries to get her back . —-////—— It was a sunny Friday afternoon and Michelle had just walked out of school . Ever since the break up , she turned into her introvert and observant ways again . She was honestly tired of everything , she was barely getting sleep and every time she would see Spider-Man aka Peter Parker on her television , she would go insane and either cry or scream. Her parents haven’t gotten any better , still the same old fighting. Ned still talked to her , but rarely anymore . He would text her a simple “hello” from time to time, just to make sure she was alright . Which she appreciated greatly , but she knew that Ned was occupied with Peter since they’ve been best friends since forever . 
She untied her braid , and sighed as the hair tie wrapped around her wrist . She ruffled her own hair , as she stopped walking to do so . Two girls walked past her , and she noticed the snarky remarks made towards her . They were talking about her , but she dismissed them and kept walking . She was never one to make a huge scene in front of strangers , even if she was passionate about something . She was a passionate person , behind the scenes , in words of Peter himself . Speaking of which , the boy never left her mind . She remembers walking away from him that night , that hurt her worse than she’d ever imagine . Her shaky hands , sweaty palms , a tear-stained face . She remembers it all. Michelle tried to not think about him , Peter wanted her to move on . But you can’t do that when you’re head over heels in love with a guy , now can you?
She couldn’t get him out of her head , and neither could Peter . Michelle was about a block away from her apartment building when a too familiar super hero showed up right in front of her . Her heart stopped , her eyes glued to the mask of Spider-Man . She almost lost grip of her books , a startled expression still locked on her face . “P-Peter , what are you doing here?” She fixed her stutter mid sentence and regained herself. Peter didn’t say anything , and just grabbed her by the waist and shot multiple webs into the air and they both went flying . He desperately wanted to talk to the girl , but in the public eye , nope . He needed to take them somewhere safe where he could unmask himself . Michelle had never been flying with the hero before , she knew he did it almost every day , but the experience of flying was unreal to her . 
She felt her hair flying everywhere , and that’s when she wishes she would of kept the pony-tail . They landed in a field of some sort , it was still in the city , but definitely vacant . Peter unmasked himself , and set Michelle down on the grass . “Why did you bring me here , Peter? Didn’t you wanna stay away from me?!” Michelle immediately says . She gathers her books and set them in her bag and got up from her sitting position . Michelle wanted to stay and talk to him so bad , but she wasn’t going to give him that satisfaction just yet . 
She began to walk past Peter , but felt her get pulled back . She almost forgot what it was like to be touched by the boy , but it sent shocks through her . She gasped when she was met face to face with him . “I never wanted that , I told you that I didn’t want you to get hurt . But I was wrong , so wrong ” he says , trying to search her eyes for any sort of remorse or emotion. 
“What are you trying to say? That you’ll take me back? Peter , it’s not that easy . ” Michelle says with a hushed voice . She yanks her arm back and adjusts her bag that was hanging off her shoulder. He was going to have to fight for her now , she was left with a broken heart and no one to help her . Michelle’s thoughts flooded with the idea that he felt no emotion , when he let her walk out of his life . “I’m not letting you walk away this time , Michelle , I know I fucked up . I was confused and scared . Imagine how I felt when I realized my greatest enemy so far , captured you and wanted to use you to lure me to him!? ” Peter gestured his hands to his words . Michelle just stared at him , no words passing her lips . She let him continue , he clearly had more to say . “Or can you imagine how it would feel to see someone you love , almost fall to their death , all because of your actions . I never chose to be Spider-Man , MJ . For some weird reason , the universe chose me for this job , and I’ve come to love it too . I didn’t want to let you get caught up with my work and get hurt . That was the last thing I wanted , ever . ” Michelle steps back a few steps , cautious of his change of feeling . But she decides to get involved , “ Can you imagine the pain I went through . Peter , my family life has been shit , alright! I needed you to be here with me , and you decided to break us up because you’re scared of me being put in danger. Which we could of talked about , like a couple!” Michelle didn’t even notice a tear fall down from her eyes , she realized how much she had been crying lately and it was all because of Peter . “I’m sorry! I really am , I didn’t know how to handle what I was feeling , M . How come you never told me? About your parents…I mean” Peter says softly as he walks toward Michelle with guilt and concern . If only Peter knew how she was feeling , it would of made him feel so much better . He felt horrible for leaving her , and it was all for a stupid reason . Of course , she would be put at danger . It didn’t matter how many villains knew Michelle existed in Peter’s world , all that mattered was that they loved eachother . 
Michelle was taken off guard when she felt arms wrap around her , so she froze in place but remembered it was Peter and allowed him to do so . She didn’t hug back , showing Peter how she was still upset with him . He wanted nothing more than to grab her and kiss her until she wasn’t angry with him anymore. He wanted to cuddle with her , and make her watch all 7 Star-Wars movies until they both passed out at 6 in the morning . He missed her so much . “You had just gotten back from Upstate , after you visited the new Avengers Facility. You were so excited about the new suit that I didn’t want to ruin your mood about my problems . It’s been going on ever since” Michelle admits to the boy , letting herself get comfortable in his arms . Peter leans back a bit , only to stroke her face softly as he says “ that was 3 months ago ” she looked up at him , noticing a hurt expression flash in his eyes . To say , Peter wasn’t hurt or felt even more guilty , was such a lie . 
“ I know how to tell time , you dork ” He let’s a small smile form on his lips with the familiar nickname . “ I miss you . I miss us , MJ ” Peter says . He was almost in a bliss like state . He’s been wanting this moment since it happened , and he wanted to put aside all his guilt and sadness for the girl in front of him . He wanted to be with her , possibly for the rest of his life . Peter realized he was stupid , a month ago , he never wanted to let her be with another guy . 
He should of listened to his heart the first time , but he had to experience the painful realization of having someone you love stand by you even when it’s dangerous . “ Just because I miss you too , doesn’t make this right . You still haven’t explained to me why you wanted me to be with another guy , I know I deserve those things Pete” she begins to say , but stops to grab his hand . 
“ but you give me those things , so can I deserve something I already have? I was confused for days , I kept wanting to wrap my head around it but couldn’t , because it didn’t make sense to me. ” Michelle admits , she was incredibly in love with Peter and they both knew that . “Did I mention , how sorry I am? I know it was a mistake . I tried telling myself that too , how it was for the best . For the both of us , but I couldn’t get you out of my head . Every fight I fought , I thought of you . How I wouldn’t be sneaking into your bedroom at night to cuddle when you couldn’t sleep , or crying with you as we saw The Notebook . I need you back in my life , MJ . ” Peter says as he massaged his thumb on the pad of Michelle’s hand . He couldn’t get enough of the girl , being in front of her for the first time in a month was so much more different than the last encounter . He was so anxious and angry with himself . He wishes he could put Michelle in a steel box and attach endless webs around it to protect her at all costs . But that wouldn’t be humanly possible for such a long period of time , he didn’t know how long he’d be Spider-Man , but he now knew that he wanted to spend every minute of it with Michelle . He wanted to be able to laugh with her about experimenting with the suit , or watch as Peter flew around the city . 
His thoughts were interrupted quickly when Michelle began talking , but she let go of Peter’s hands . “I was really hurt by what you did to me . But I’ll get over it soon , as long as you’re back in my life . You always seem to make it so much better for me” Michelle admits with a sly smile . She kisses him on the cheek , feeling the distant familiarity of his skin . Peter hasn’t asked her to be his girlfriend again , and she wasn’t gonna take any chances . She wanted him to make this choice on his own , since he was dealing with the stress of letting them disappear into thin air . However , Peter wanted to kiss the living daylights out of the girl , desperately as a matter of fact . The minute , her lips touched his cheek. It sent tingles to his hands , which made him want to just grab her waist and never let go . He may have spider senses in only his sight and hearing , but he swore that it intensified his other senses , or maybe hormones . He stretches out his fingers behind his back , hoping to get rid of the sensation . As Michelle pulls away from his face , she says to him , “Whats the matter? You alright?” She genuinely seemed concerned from the sudden gitters but she wanted to call him , hers again . Being apart from him for this long , was already killing her . She prayed that peter knew what he was doing now , that he wasn’t clouded by his personal judgement anymore . If he wanted to continue being with her , she didn’t want him to change. He just needs to do his Spider-Man thing and be the same old Peter Parker . 
Peter mumbled a soft “alright” and watched as she walked away . “Where’re you going?” He yells out to her , wanting to stop her . 
Michelle turns back around and yells back to him “ I gotta get home , thank you for talking to me about this . I’ll see you around?” She gets nervous as she finishes her sentence , but turns to continue walking out of the field . For the first time in a month , she felt content . She got everything out of her system toward Peter and she still felt the same love towards him . Peter then calls out to her again, using his spider abilities to appear in front of her in a matter of seconds . “Woah, that’s new. I’ve never seen that before” Michelle exclaims , sounding pretty impressed with the skill . But she was slightly confused as to why , Peter appeared in front of her nodding to appreciate the compliment. 
“Did I forget something?” She asks out of curiosity, turning around quickly to scan where the two once stood . But peter grabbed her and set his hands on her hips and pulled himself closer to her. Michelle was about to say something with the slight scrunch of her eyebrows , but Peter put a finger on the edge of her lips to make her stay quiet , he kissed her. His left hand cupped her cheek softly , almost not wanting to touch her . But , she kissed back instantly . She let her hands rub his shoulders , which happened to be covered by the suit still . Her fingers feeling the material , silently appreciating the craftsmanship. She’s in love with a really smart guy also classified as a nerd , so she knows stuff . Peter’s mind was racing , he was pretty sure she could feel his heart beat through his body, through the suit . The kiss lasted for a couple more seconds , but Peter pulls away first . Their chests both breathing heavily on eachother , a feeling they both were unfamiliar with . 
“I’ll keep you as far away from trouble as I can . I realized that I can’t lose you MJ , even if I’m a nervous wreck about us , I’ll talk to you about it and we could figure it out together ” he looks down in search for her hand to grasp , which he does . He squeezes her hand softly to end his sentence , which she appreciates . 
Just to tease him a bit more , she smiles up at him and says “Is this your way of asking me out again?” Peter kisses her nose as he chuckles at her words “We already went on a first date silly , I just want you to be mine again. But of course, I’ll take you out on another date , that might just include blanket forts and another round of Star-Wars” “Of course it will”
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Demon Eyes - chapter 19
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13740258/chapters/33178092
Eventually, you tune back into things that're happening around you. Karkat can tell exactly when you do that, too; he stops in the middle of a sentence, wrapping his mind around yours and checking you pretty fucking thoroughly for mental injuries.
I'm fine, man, c'mon, you tell him, and immediately undermine that statement by flinching at the sound of a lighter being flicked. It's just D, you ascertain by the simple method of looking up at him, but holy shit the combination of that noise and the faint scent of tobacco catching...
Karkat growls, deep and rough, and pushes a wave of calming safety into your mind. "Put it out," he says sharply. "Now."
"What—" D gives him a purely confused look, then seems to remember the existence of the cigarette he just lit. "This?"
"No, fuck-for-brains, the dim fucking bulb you call your intellect—of course that!" The demon huffs and pulls you closer, glaring up at D. "My brother would be giving you a lecture on triggers and shit right now, but I'm fucking not him, so all I've got to say is that you're going to get rid of that, right fucking now, because if Dave has another panic attack I'll be taking it out of your hide—"
I don't have panic attacks, he's not trying to hurt me, and you need to chill, you think at Karkat in an attempt to get him to quit antagonizing the other hunter. It's okay, babe, I'm okay, you know I'm okay—
"Oh, shit," D mutters as he actually processes what Karkat's telling him, tossing the cig down and grinding his heel on it. You can almost feel the dismay pouring out of him as he fishes the pack out of his pocket and tosses it down to you. "Fuck, Dave, I didn't even think about that—he's the one who gave me the fucking habit in the first place, of course you'd have issues with it—"
"God, you need to chill too, you didn't do anything wrong..." You shake your head, fumbling with the half-full pack of cigarettes for a moment. I really don't want these...
I got 'em. Karkat nods, taking the pack and stuffing it in his pocket. "You're destined to never have anybody be chill around you, and you know it. Not me, not him, not anybody. It's your job to call us out on it now, right?"
"Oh, I can definitely do that." You grin back at him, pulling away so you can get to your feet—and taking the hand D offers, when he sees what you're doing. Karkat himself just rolls up with that insanely enviable grace he seems to show every so often, stepping close enough to wrap an arm around your waist. You
...huh. You kind of really like the implications of that gesture. This is probably called overthinking. Or maybe reading too much into things.
Jesus Christ on a motorcycle, you do know that you're right when you assume I'm being possessive on purpose, right? Karkat points out. Then, directed at D, "Are you going back in there?"
D makes a face, but nods. "Yeah, dude, probably have to; even if I blow off the rest of this, go 'hey I showed my face, cool, I'm done,' I still need to go tell Rose at least that I'm out, maybe say hi to Dirk and his crew—"
"Rose is here?" You have to cut him off and get confirmation on that, and when he nods again you can't stop a stupid grin from spreading across your whole damn face. Holy shit—you get to see your sister. She's probably no more than a hundred feet away from you. Holy shit. "Hell yes."
"You," Karkat states, very firmly, "are not going back in. D's telling Dirk where you went, and we're going home."
Home. Shit. Home, to Dirk and Jake and John's house, except now it's kind of your house, as least as far as you live there.
"Give me ten minutes and I'll drive you," D offers while you're still getting over the whole shock value of having an actual fucking semipermanent residence again.
"We're fine with waiting." Karkat shrugs and leans back against the wall, glancing at you again. We are okay with waiting, right?
"Yes, Karkat, I can handle hanging around out here. I'm not fucking dying, asshole; do you see brains leaking out my ears? Huh? Do you? Does it look like I'm—holy shit!"
Even as your hands come up to clutch at your head in instinctive response to the shock of the fucking huge surge of magic you just felt, you see several things happen at once. Karkat goes stiff and changes, eyes burning brighter and horns flickering into existence again; D drops into a combat stance, his attention obvious flickering between you and everything else, looking for a threat as two knives seem to just appear from nowhere in his hands; and a really fucking big, pure white dog skids around the corner of the building and almost crashes into you, swerving just in time and giving you barely a glance before it comes to a stop and starts barking at D.
"What the fuck—" Karkat starts, but D just waves a hand at him, slipping one knife back up into his sleeve and securing it in the forearm holster before bending down to hold his hand in front of the dog's mouth.
As soon as he does, it drops a very-wet but amazingly unchewed piece of paper in it.
That's weird as fuck, you think, forcing yourself to unwind your hands from your hair. "D, what—"
"Goddamnit, not again," he groans before you can finish your question, shoving the paper down in his pocket and leaning down to look the dog in its bright green eyes. "Do me a favor and stay with these two, Jade? Demons ain't exactly your shit anyway, not in these circumstances."
"Wait, Jade?" Okay, what the actual fuck. You look down at the dog as D heads for the door, and she looks back up at you.
Damn. The eyes are the right color. And you don't know much about dogs, but you're pretty sure that they're not supposed to look this much like they're smiling.
Jade barks again and jumps up on her hind feet, her front paws propped up on your shoulders so she can lick at your face. There is absolutely no way you can avoid this affection. Even though it's getting you hella slimy, you're not sure you want to. She's so fucking happy, holy shit?
Karkat is trying to get your attention. He's backed down from the full combat readiness he was at a second ago, but he's still agitated as fuck, so you reluctantly push Jade off you and turn to him.
"Stay here," the demon says, before you can even ask him what's wrong.
"No fucking chance, if you're going in there." And he's planning on it; he's already moving in the same direction D went, taking long quick strides that have you almost running to keep up with him, and Jade trotting beside you both. "Why exactly are you about to walk into a building full of hunters, again? Like, I'm with you every step of the way, but maybe—"
"Dave, I love you, but stop talking." He puts a soft growl in the last two words, and slips through the door.
You follow, and get really fucking overwhelmed as soon as you're in the room, to the point where you have to close your eyes and let your mind adjust. Shit, you thought it was bad when everybody was feeling approximately the same set of emotions? This is ridiculous—you can catch anger, confusion, a couple spikes of absolute delight, fear, rage—
Okay, okay, I can feel shit; how the hell do I stop feeling it?
That's the question, and Karkat is apparently too distracted to answer it. Okay. That's okay. You can handle this. As long as you don't panic, you can totally handle this.
You're fine.
You try thinking of everyone else's emotions the same way you'd think of your own, in any situation where Bro was watching you: they're there, and there's nothing you can do about that, but if you hold yourself in and don't think about them, don't let your attention get caught up, you can make them not exist for a minute at least. And it kinda works. Makes the dizzying press of emotion recede a little, enough for you to take a deep breath and open your eyes.
And then you have to take another minute to process what the hell you're seeing. Everyone's drawn back from the center of the room, other than Rose (Rose! Holy shit she got really fucking pretty and also really fucking scary) and a pale girl you don't know, at least until she hisses at the other two individuals in the middle of the room and you see her sharp fangs. That's gotta be the vampire, Rose's girlfriend, Kanaya.
The two in the middle really give you pause, though. They're demons. Like, really demons, at least the one in the shimmering warding circle is; the other one you're not totally sure about. The latter, a short and mostly-humanish lady (your mind insists she's a Lady, even if she looks like she picked her clothes out of a dumpster full of rejected neon-grunge fashion and gave herself a haircut with a not-too-sharp knife) seems mostly focused on either the summoning circle or the pissed-off demon inside.
D is over by Rose, asking her questions too quietly for you to hear and receiving mostly head-shake yes's and no's. After a second of hesitation, you head across the room to join them, with Jade right by your side.
"Stop," Rose hisses without taking her eyes off the demon, as you step up next to D. "You're going to make me drop the barrier—"
"Why the fucking christ would you summon a demon? Why here?" D doesn't even sound worried. Just really fucking exasperated, like this is something that's happened before. Your sister is absolutely terrifying. "This is a fucking funeral, Rose—"
"This is a memorial, not a funeral, and I summoned a Balancekeeper, the demon just—sort of came along, I don't know!" She shakes her head, short hair flying everywhere, and spares you a quick glance. "Hello, Dave."
"Hey, Rose." That's literally the only thing you can come up with. To buy time, you glance back at the demons in the middle of the room, and instantly regret it because the one inside the circle seems to be shapeshifting into a really bigspider. Jesus. "Are you gonna, uh...maybe send it back?"
"I didn't summon her in the first place!" This time Rose's voice briefly rises above the hissing whisper she's been keeping it at, to a level that can almost carry a tone of panic, before she gets herself under control again. "I can't exactly banish what I didn't call—fuck, now there's two—"
Even though you don't want to see the damn spider again, you turn around anyway. Rose is right; there's definitely two demons there now, plus the neon grunge whatever-she-is—but one is Karkat, who's approached the warding circle and is standing there with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face. Thankfully, the other demon's gone back to mostly-human form, not that you can see her that clearly through the shimmering barrier—just an impression of a lot of denim and long messy dark hair. Better than the spider.
As you watch, Karkat meets your eyes for just a second, sending you a burst of reassurance that immediately makes you suspicious as hell as to what he's about to do that makes him think you need that.
And you're right to be suspicious—he takes a step back from the barrier, then lets out a low growl that you can still hear across the room and changes, going from human to full demon in half a heartbeat and spreading his inky-red wings wide.
Rose yelps, Kanaya hisses again, and you're guessing that weapons come out, but you're not gonna scan the room to check. No, you're more interested in getting to Karkat as fast as possible, get behind him and guard his back from the attack you know will come because even if you can't keep him safe you can damn well make sure you go down fighting for him—
In the couple seconds it takes you to reach Karkat and fall into a defensive stance behind him, he's humanish again and the barrier holding the demon in is gone. Rose apparently lost her concentration when Karkat shifted. So now you have to fucking decide, what's the bigger threat: hunters or spider demon?
Karkat seems to have the latter handled, although that might be because she hasn't actually done anything beyond huffing irritably and flipping her hair back. The other one, Miss Fashion Disaster, makes a satisfied sound and steps up next to her.
"Karkat," the spider demon says, drawing his name out in a way that trips both your Instinctive Jealousy and Fearful Irritation switches at once. "What's a tough guy like you doing in a place like this?"
"I was fucking invited." Okay, why does he sound this calm. Annoyed yes, but calm. "Unlike you, Vriska."
"I was invited!" Fashion Disaster points out cheerfully. Now that you actually look at her up close, you realize that there's something fucked up about her eyes; they're red, almost the same color as Karkat's but devoid of pupil or iris, with scars marking the skin around them. Makes sense; she definitely dresses like she's blind. "Well, summoned, but who gives a fuck? Nothing says I can't bring a plus-one."
"Oh my fucking god." Karkat sighs and rubs his forehead. "You can't bring a fucking plus-one to a funeral."
Rose says, quietly but firmly, "Memorial."
The blind neon fashion disaster laughs at that. Really loudly. Vriska the weird spider demon just snickers.
You're really confused right now and kind of wish that this whole clusterfuck was a thing that wasn't happening.
"Can all y'all please leave?" D says. He sounds like this was the last thing he wanted to deal with today, and you sympathize with that sentiment. "You ladies gotta know everyone here is armed and ready to handle threats, but we'd all rather keep the bloodshed to a minimum. No need to get set for another memorial when we're not done with the one we got now, right?"
Vriska grins at him, a smile full of too many sharp teeth. "I mean, I bet we could make a deal for us to leave..."
"Oh fuck no—" Karkat grabs her arm as she takes a step towards D, hauling her backwards and growling back as she snarls at him. "No fucking deals! This isn't a crossroad—"
"It's a metaphorical one!"
"I don't give a flying fuck! I'm not handling the aftermath of your stupid shit today—"
Fashion Disaster laughs again, a gleeful cackle that has everybody looking at her again. (Well, everyone besides the two demons, who're more focused on each other.) When you look at her, she seems to be interested in you.
Shit.
"So you're the one on trial here, huh?" Yeah, fuck, there's no one else she could be talking to. Fuck. Fuck. "Kinda weird, that your blood kin is the one to summon me when she pretty obviously thinks you're innocent."
"Leave him be, Balancekeeper," Rose warns, stepping up next to you. "You haven't heard the issue to be judged—"
"Do I need to, when I can taste how much guilt he's carrying and how many people want to jump up and accuse him?" Goddamnit, why the fuck does she have to grin like that?
...and there's people here who want to accuse me of something? No, not of an undefined "something." You know what you did. They know too, huh? They all know I had Bro killed, fuck—
Yeah. Here comes the panic again. You can feel Karkat trying to curl around your thoughts and get you to listen to him even as he argues with the spider demon, but since you've got your mind mostly closed to keep out everything else, it's not working all that well.
"Hey," the Balancekeeper says. When you don't immediately focus on her, she reaches up and grabs your chin, blunt nails digging in slightly as she pulls you down to look in her eyes. They're red, and they're blank, and holy shit they're so fucking bright it's like looking in the sun. "Let's get this over with."
"Get the fuck off me!"
She does let you twist free of her grip pretty easily, but when you stagger away from her you realize that you're not where you were before. There's no one here, for one thing, and instead of the room you were in, this place is just...featureless. White walls, white floor, white ceiling some unmeasurable distance away from you. What the fuck?
"Karkat?" Karkat! You shout the demon's name and call for him in your mind, and get no response either way. No. Fuck. Please no.
"Calm down, cool dude," the Balancekeeper says. When you turn back to her she's seated on a white platform that's too featureless to be called a chair—which wasn't there a second ago—watching you with a thoughtful look. "You only stay in the courtroom until the judge—that's me—reaches a decision."
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure you didn't go through due process, bitch, so—"
"Shush." She shakes her head and crosses her arms, nodding to the second platform just behind you that also wasn't there a second ago. "Sit down, shades off, if you call me a bitch without providing due reason I'll find you in contempt of court."
"The due reason of you being a bitch is that you dragged me here without asking me." You do what she says, though, carefully folding your shades and turning them over and over in your hands as you glare at her. "Or fucking telling me what you're accusing me of." Not that you don't know.
And she knows you know, because she gives you another disturbingly wide grin. "See, we have two courses of action here—one, you tell me what you've been accused of, or two, I scry your past and see for myself."
"Like you could see anything."
"Right, make fun of the blind girl, very mature. If you weren't about ready to have a meltdown I'd find you in contempt of court—"
"Would that get me out of this shit?"
"No. But since you're obviously having issues today, I'll let it slide." She shrugs, sitting up a little straighter. "State your name for the record."
"What record?"
"My record, wiseguy, and also because I'd like something to call you other than 'cool dude' or 'Mr. Black Licorice Guilt.'"
"Mister what now?"
"You taste like you're just waiting for somebody to jump on you and call you out on something; I bet even humans can see it." She shrugs, resettling herself on the white chair, and frowns thoughtfully. "You're also stubborn and that tastes disgusting. Stop it."
"Make me." Why the actual fuck am I antagonizing a demon, exactly? "You know what? You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine."
That earns you another cackle, and she nods without even hesitating. "Cool andsmart! You can have this point, Mr. Licorice—presiding over today's trial is Terezi Pyrope, summoned to arbitrate a dispute. Hopefully this one, because that's what I'm doing." Terezi pauses, raising her eyebrows in your general direction. "And the accused is..."
Shit. You guess you agreed to this information, if nothing else. "Dave Strider."
"Do you know what you stand accused of?" When you don't answer, Terezi huffs irritably. "C'mon, now, we both know you do. Do I really need to slap a geas on you to get you to talk?"
"Go ahead and try." You resist the urge to reach up and touch the scarred tattoo at the back of your neck. "I'm a fucking hunter. We ward against that."
"Point one: I'm a Balancekeeper, and this is a courtroom—wards against truthtelling spells aren't going to work here. Point two: your warding mark's broken to the point of uselessness." Terezi's mouth twists in distaste, the tip of her tongue poking out for just a second. "That fact is entered into the evidence as Exhibit A."
"You can't have evidence when you haven't fucking accused me of anything!"
"It's evidence in your favor, idiot, and it's not my fault you won't state what you're accused of." She shakes her head, and even though her eyes are just blank scarlet you're pretty sure she's rolling them at you. "So let's try this again. Do you know what you're on trial for, Mister Dave Strider? And if you don't answer, I willmake you answer."
Goddamnit. You don't want her working magic on you, especially now that you're certain that the way Bro scarred your neck rendered the protection rune there useless. Did he know that? Did he fucking care?
"Dave?"
"Yeah."
"Hm. I guess I set myself up for that, huh? State what you're here to defend yourself for."
Damn. That tactic didn't buy you much time to think about what you're going to say. At least she seems amused instead of annoyed, although if you don't do what she wants that's probably going to change.
So say it. Quit being a fucking coward and say it.
"I had a hunter killed. My Bro." Shit. You shouldn't be admitting it. This could get you killed, you and Karkat both, and while you can handle the former you don't want to even think about the latter—
"True!" Terezi snaps her fingers to get your attention, her wide grin replaced by a surprisingly serious expression. "The accused does not deny that he had a hand in the deceased's death—of course he doesn't! Mr. Strider knows better than to lie to a Balancekeeper!"
"You do know we're the only ones here, right? Like, I realize you're blind—"
"The defendant is ordered to shut up. The issue at hand is not whether or not the deceased is deceased, or how said death happened, or who did it. The only thing I'm interested in is justice!"
There's no way Terezi can see you flinch at that, but she still stops talking and frowns at you. "Does the defendant need a minute to stop freaking out?"
"...no." You just want her to get this over with. Whatever "this" is.
"Oh, good. The purpose of this trial is to determine whether the motives behind the death of the deceased were righteous or flawed. In other words, we can boil this all down to a nice yes-or-no question: did he deserve to die?"
You answer without thinking, give her the response your gut goes to every time you ask yourself that question. "No."
Terezi shakes her head and waves a hand, and the wall behind her shimmers and changes, images appearing on it. The first is a picture of the scarred and broken protection rune on the back of your neck. The second is just the word "REMORSE," written in blue-green capital letters. "Exhibits A and B: defendant has been obviously harmed by the deceased, and defendant nonetheless regrets the deceased's death. He's also scared out of his mind; it tastes awful."
"Shut up." She's right, but that doesn't mean you want to hear it.
"Nope. The judge will ignore that remark because of aforementioned reasons. Hmmm...does the defendant have any more evidence to put on display?"
"I—"
You stop almost immediately, because her blind eyes are fixed on you again, and you can feel something sifting carefully through your mind. Before you can tell her to fucking quit it, Karkat's voice speaks out of the air between you and the Balancekeeper.
"He'll kill you. Or he'll keep you like some kind of fucking beast, just so he can keep getting off on having you hurt and scared."
And it's your voice that answers, so raw and hurt that you cringe down in your seat and close your eyes. "So I fucking hope for the former and expect the latter."
"Defendant," Terezi says quietly, "believed he had cause to fear for his life."
"Get the fuck out of my head—"
She's still digging, but she stops and tilts her head thoughtfully, snapping her fingers again. The wall behind her shimmers again, this time displaying a long list of names. You recognize very few of them—the ones that you do know seem to jump out at you, the teal that they're printed in darkening to almost black. Most of them are names of hunters that you only met one or two times, or of people who were known to have information on demons.
"The deceased had killed before, both with reason—" she snaps her fingers again, and maybe a third of the two hundred or so names go bright, accusing red— "and without." The rest darken to black, with just a few wavering uneasily between the two colors.
Wait. That's what that list is? People Bro killed? "That...can't be right."
"Don't doubt a Balancekeeper, Dave."
"But—" It couldn't be that many. Yeah, there were a lot of jobs, a lot of demons, but that many? And there are hunters' names there—he wouldn't kill hunters, why—
You know why.
He told you he'd kill you if you ever crossed him. You've heard him threaten people who disagreed with his tactics—hell, that was a normal thing, to the point that you fielded texts from other hunters as often as you could, anything to avoid a confrontation that'd end with Bro angry and you left to try and dodge the fallout.
With someone like him, there isn't much space between threatening and acting.
"Fuck." You hear the word come out of your mouth, and hope that Terezi isn't going to threaten you with contempt of court again. You're not even sure what that is or what kind of punishment it'd carry.
"The judge would like to go on record as agreeing with that sentiment." Another wave of her hand, and the list of names shrinks to leave room for her first three pieces of evidence. "I'm not really sure if we're using the old laws or the ones humans have set down and use now, but if we accept any judiciary code which allows the death penalty, the deceased would have earned it twenty times over." She gives you a stern frown, and adds, "Which doesn't mean you have the right to pass judgement, just so you know."
"That's not what—"
"The judge is very aware that the main motive for the deceased's death was self-defense on the part of the defendant, even if the defendant was technically not in danger of being killed at that exact point in time. Exhibits A and E—"
"Uh, there isn't an Exhibit E."
"Damn." Terezi snaps her fingers again, and more images appear below the ones already present: pictures of scars on pale skin. You can place every one of them to where they're traded on your skin. "Sorry, Dave—you're Exhibit E; I forgot to add you into evidence."
" ...can we maybe not look at those right now. Please."
She just nods, and the images darken into obscurity. "Exhibits A and E show undeniable proof of long-term abuse perpetrated by the deceased—"
"He didn't—"
"The judge is going to remember that the defendant does to some extent believe that what he's trying to say is true, which means he's not really lying to a Balancekeeper, because the consequences of that would be really bad."
"Sorry."
"Don't worry, I already struck it from the record. Karkat would kill me if I jacked you up just because I could." Terezi shrugs, standing up; you instinctively do the same. "In conclusion: judge rules that the death of Derrick Strider was justified, self-defense on the part of Dave Strider, who was not able to access any other means of helping himself due to machinations of aforementioned Derrick Strider. Dave Strider is not to be held accountable for Derrick's death, or punished for it, now or at any time in the future. C'mere."
"Wait, what—" But she's already grabbed the collar of your shirt, pulling you down enough that she's able to...lick you.
Eugh.
Terezi's more slobbery than Jade was, and Jade's currently a dog. You pull out of her grip as soon as you can, taking a step back and wiping your sleeve across your face to clear the spot out of your eyes.
"Dave!" Karkat yelps.
Okay, well, you're back in the room where you started. Nobody seems to really notice your and the Balancekeeper's disappearance and reappearance, other than Karkat, who's currently inside a new binding circle with Vriska. Going by the fact that he's got her right arm twisted behind her and his other arm hooked around her neck, you're going to guess that they're not getting along too well.
"Here you go," Terezi says cheerfully, stepping over to Rose and shoving a folder into her hands. (The barrier holding Karkat and Vriska dissolves as Rose gets distracted, but the two demons are still occupied with trying to beat the shit out of each other.) "The ruling and full transcripts of the trial, with known laws that were referenced cited."
"But—" Rose starts. Terezi cuts her off with another cackle.
"You guys are really obsessed with asses here, huh? Vris, c'mon, playtime's over!" The Balancekeeper brushes past you, grabbing the spider demon's shirt as she tries to lunge at Karkat again. "Seriously, give it a rest."
"Fuck you!" But Vriska doesn't fight for more than a second, calming almost immediately and slinging an arm around Terezi's shoulders. "Ugh. Fine. Later, losers."
Rose has her mouth open to protest, but the two of them are already gone.
For a second, nobody in the room moves except D, who's shifting his weight from foot to foot, scanning the room for any new threats. Amazingly, you're the one who actually acts first.
"Holy shit, 'kat." You step over to the demon, trying to ignore everybody else looking at you, and reach up to push his red hair back from the new scratches on his forehead. "She clawed you up, huh? You okay?"
He winces and nods at the same time, catching your hands and wrapping an arm around your shoulder to steer you towards the door. "Isn't that what I should be asking you? Terezi has problems with personal space when she's fulfilling her duty..."
"Well, that is what Balancekeepers are meant to do," Hal points out, falling into step next to you. "Although the question still stands."
"I'm okay." For now at least. Later, you're going to have to get that folder from Rose, go over the list of names—
"There's absolutely no way you're doing that," Karkat growls. "Hal, are you going back to the house?"
The shikigami nods. "We all are, once Dirk and Jake get John to quit trying to fight some idiot. Rose and the others might actually get there before we do, at this rate—you should ride with them."
"Uh..." Damn, now I have to make decisions.
No, Dave, you really don't, don't worry. Karkat shakes his head and reaches over to grab D's arm, pulling him along towards the exit. "You're the driver, right?"
"Yep." D shakes the demon off after a second, offering you a quick smile. "Sorry. That might've been more than ten minutes."
"I mean, I was the one who held shit up, so..." You shrug. "We're going home now. It's all good."
And despite the fact that you have no real reason to, you feel just a little less shitty about having your Bro killed. Maybe it's because the Balancekeeper promised that you won't be punished for it, now or ever.
Stupid, but you feel safer.
It's good.
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