#I'm not dead btw
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mimmixerenard · 1 year ago
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Yeah, alright
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goldemas1244 · 8 months ago
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I'M NOT DEAD I'M ILL
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champion-level-astroturfing · 10 months ago
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Hey, kitten. Saw the video you posted earlier. Hope you feel better soon. Wish I could kiss it better for you 🧡
Also, just so you know. That is gonna count as a mark on your file. If you get too many of those you might be deemed incompetent and we'll have to confiscate Her Majesty from you. I'm sure it won't come to that though.
@corkycare
oh man daddy really knows how to welcome kitten back from the hospital <3
it's okay though shit's looking up. i think.
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blakbonnet · 1 year ago
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my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love
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madscientistreaction · 5 months ago
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javier ☼
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idliketobeatree · 1 year ago
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i'm living the dream, in the dream, i'm buried alive two bed grave, one bath, car in the drive mirrored covered windows block the light feeding back reflection distorts life cut connection — jesca hoop
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nabaat-owl · 1 year ago
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I thought of this crossover a while ago,,,, Eldritch or perish
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micamone · 8 months ago
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hewwo
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bbugbearr · 4 months ago
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he's like if a girl was a bird who was a fisherman who was left alone in a lighthouse for twenty years and went a little crazy
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pain-in-the-everywhere · 15 days ago
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One of my favourite ways for the team to find out about The Horrors™ is to be sent a video of it by Whumper. Maybe the file was obvious about its contents, maybe the contents was disguised. Either way, the team watch the footage and they are horrified.
Is Whumpee with them when they watch the footage? Do they try to quietly slip away — realising what's about to be shown far before anyone else — but find themself frozen in place by panic as the others catch on?
Or does the team discover the footage without Whumpee, and have to decide whether to confront Whumpee or pretend they didn't see it? Does Whumpee walk in while it's playing, or walk past the open door and run away before the team can turn around and notice?
So much fun to be had.
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tianhai03 · 3 months ago
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behold. my collection of arthur morgan doodles i kept telling myself i would post (some of these are almost a month old now)
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frstk · 1 year ago
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Instead of giving raises or allowing vacations, Vincent decides to personally treat his employees on new year's eve.
The other cooks: (Why is that guy getting the biggest loaf…😒duh)
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& Vince getting stomachache from skipping meals, so the food duo broke into his apartment to the rescue🤗
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vesna-v-irkutske · 4 months ago
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Video from Nikita's YouTube channel, uploaded on December 1, 2009. They're watching TV without sound and voicing people on the screen. Artyom (reading the name of the news program; Nikita says something indistinct too): NOW. A small sound from Nikita, something between a chuckle and a cough. Artyom starts laughing and hitting the floor, Nikita joins him for a short moment. Artyom (talking about the news anchor's face): What a fucking mug! Fucking awful. (but more rude than that) Nikita (voicing the woman, in a stupid voice): HELLO, I'M A SILLY WOMAN. (Artyom chuckles) I have... (the scene changes to show some people) Oh, fuck (OR he says "Buryat", hard to tell), fuck off. (Nikita makes random sounds and growls, Artyom laughs) Nikita (reading the text in the bottom right corner, in a stupid voice): "Mongolia?" Fuck it, they'll be Buryats (a Mongolic ethnic group native to southeastern Siberia) anyway. (Artyom chuckles) AAAAAAAAHH! (Artyom laughs) Nikita starts speaking ("I- *something else*"), but Artyom interrupts him, voicing the man on the screen himself: I'm a Buryat, but I live here because I like communicating with Irkutsk people, they are all so kind, but they all beat me the fuck up. (Artyom tchk's with his tongue) Yeah. I also suck skins (skinheads) off. (Artyom takes a deep breath and makes random sounds, presumably trying to imitate the Buryat language)
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khaoala · 5 months ago
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"I'm the king of the world!"
Stop it! That's the classic scene, right? I prefer reenacting another scene, though.
Which one?
The one in the car.
FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 10 of THE HEART KILLERS
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madscientistreaction · 5 months ago
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epilogue micah too. coughs up blood
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goat-paradox · 5 months ago
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@dj2slugs @silverlizard012
I'm inspired by balding Max today, folks...
[1 PART]
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