#I'm soooooooo not normal about them

[sapphicsupremacist]

love lies bleeding :)

[prismatoxic]

you guys ever think about how trigger turned one singular panel of chilchuck and laios walking and talking into chilchuck implicitly trusting laios while also being cute as hell at him

i think about it sometimes

[lunar-years]

it's unfortunate that twitter is the most convenient place to find TL news and latest pictures because wow the fandom over there is really a cesspool. I so need them to learn it's not actually funny to make fun of the cast for losing and then TAG the creators in said petty comments all over SHIPS. if you hate the show so deeply to be cheering in joy over its award show demise and echoing the commentary of the people who have always thought ted lasso was trash, just because you think it's appropriate ~revenge~ for a bad season like uhhh. maybe it's time to take a step back and leave the fandom because you clearly aren't enjoying yourself. and then the audacity to get on there every day demanding a season 4?? like what about the way they tweet at them do they think is enticing these creators to want to make more?

[bitegore]

When i say i want to hang out with weirdos I do not mean "I want to hang with gay people and that's my marker for whether or not someone is weird." I'm not saying "weird" and meaning "vaguely aro" or "polyam" or "nonbinary" or whatever. Those are not personality traits. They tell you nothing about what that person is like. If i say I need more weird people in my social circle I'm talking about people who are weird. People who aren't like, going with the grain of any community based on literally anything. I have standards for this. I'm looking for like. People who won't blink if I say i only ever enter my house through the window or when I talk about drinking gasoline and then do it and they see I'm not joking, or people who won't think anything huge of me cracking the top of an eggshell and drinking the whole thing from the top in one mouthful. Or if they do, they do enough same-vein shit that it doesn't faze them. These are not really the same as being part of a very broad group of people who happen to have an exogender or whatever. I have met some incredibly normal (derogatory) trans people and gay people and aro people and nonbinary people. When i say weird I mean weird.

[slut4converse]

in my luberto era

[ectonurites]

almost 4am can't stop thinking about the meaning of the idiom 'to have blood on [someone's] hands'—to be responsible for a person's death—combined with the fact that Zach is the one we are specifically shown with Daryl's actual blood on his hands (once for real and once in a dream)... Not Josh who had been holding the sword Daryl fell onto, but Zach who took the sword out.

[zecoritheweirdone]

me when i think about vagabonds by scorpionoesit for too long

[ibmbrain]

@ltfanboy, mickey: if you were gonna rate your pain from 1 to 10, what would it be?

he'd laugh at such a question, if even the idea of laughing didn't make his spine hurt like it'd been put in a hydraulic press. but that's basically what happened, right? except the press is just gravity, and you're only conscious for a couple seconds of it before the g forces cause you to black out. and then you wake up in a hospital, feeling like you'd just been put in a hydraulic press. god bless the advancements of technology, mid-flight ejection used to be almos a death sentence for some pilots, but now the phrase 'a 92% survival rate' that bob had once memorized from a textbook lingers in his mind like some bittersweet aftertaste, or a really bad joke your friend told years ago that you remember out of nowhere. 92% chance of surviving, 100% chance of it hurting like hell.

❝ about a three, but i'm guessing there's a decent amount of painkillers in my system, so i'm sure i'd be closer to a six without them, ❞ his voice is hoarse and scratchy, suddenly remembering he'd spent the thirty seconds of their burning descent screaming out information, praying that anything he'd said in the moment would've help phoenix in some way. it didn't, obviously, but that's not really important at the moment.

❝ have you, uh, been here the whole time? ❞ 'the whole time' was still an undefined amount in his mind, but an aching hand rubs over his face in a vain attempt to hide light blush of pink across pale cheeks, and the slight amount of stubble growing along brush-scratched jawline says it's been at least a day or two since the incident, ❝ i didn't think that, um — ❞ that someone would spend two days sitting in a hospital room for me.

[leorawright]

Hi!! Saw your post and I’m here to request!!

Aimlessly wandering anon here!!

How would the Mercs respond to seeing their typically understated merc (and crush) all dressed up - maybe for a mission outside the base that requires them to infiltrate a high-class event?

As always, I thank you for your time and talent!!

Oh hello my friend it's been a while I'm glad to see you!

Mercs seeing their crush dressed up for a mission

Scout

His jaw drops when he sees you in such a fancy outift

He's that one cliche where he's like, "You look amazing! Not that you normally don't look amazing..."

If he gets to go on the missions with you, he's practically vibrating with excitement

The entire time, he's admiring the way you look but also blushing whenever you catch him staring

It's obvious by the end of the mission that he has a crush on you after the way he reacted

Soldier

He's in shock and awe when he sees you but stays polite about it

If he goes on the mission with you he's uncomfortable wearing a suit but getting to see you, dressed so fancy, is worth it

By the end of the night he confesses his feelings for you without a second thought

Demoman

Expect to be showered in compliments from him

If you were unsure that the outfit looked nice, you won't be unsure after Demo sees you

He's ecstatic if he gets to go on the mission with you

The entire night he's beaming as you two walk around together (almost like a couple)

But after the mission, Demo can't hold back his feelings and shyly confesses to you

Pyro

They're absolutely delighted when they see you dressed all fancy

They circle you, clapping happily as they observe your outfit

It's likely they won't go on the mission with you due to their mask but once you get back they're awake and waiting for you

Heavy

He's got a light blush on his face when he sees you in your fancy outfit

The entire mission he's a little flustered but can't stop smiling

He basically acts like a bodyguard the entire mission, but he's just glad to be around you

After the mission, he really wants to confess to you, but he's worried you'll think he's confessing just because of your looks so he decides to continue admiring you from afar

Medic

He can be very flirty normally but seeing you in your fancy outfit has him speechless

He recovers quickly, and most of the mission is him complimenting the way you look

He won't lie he's incredibly nervous because you act so natural in the fancy environment but he feels out of place

Afterward, though, depending on how well the mission went, he might drag up the courage to confess

Sniper

His face blooms into a bright red when he sees you in your fancy outfit

If he goes on the mission with you he's uncomfortable in his suit but whenever he sees you any other feeling other than the beat of his heart fade away

Luckily for him this mission is the boost of courage he needed to finally confess

Spy

Soooooooo flirty

He was surprised to see you in such a fancy outfit but he was not disappointed

He's glad he's got a mask to hide the light blush because that's the only thing giving away his feelings for you

The entire mission he's so happy because you two get to act like a couple and Spy can't help but wish it were real

So afterward, he takes a deep breath, and confesses

[pillowspace]

I am... So normal about Sunna and Meno. So normal, in fact, that I made their rings so I can stare at them together and think about them constantly. Bless you and your AU for giving the best brain rot.

WHAT????????????? WAIT. WAITWAITWAIT, HELLO? COME BACK HERE, WAIT. I'm so tired, I am mere seconds away from putting my phone down and going to bed. Last minute, I see I've got an ask, so I glance down at the blurry-eyed sight of rings like "oh, did they find rings that look like Sunna and Meno's?"

THEN I REALIZE. THAT YOU MADE THESE. THAT Y-- ARE YOU SERIOUS !?!?!?!?!?

I am literally so baffled. It's perfect too. I tend to lazily disregard the shape of the sun ring whenever I draw it, but no, yeah, that's exactly how the rays look. This is how all of it looks. I need a minute with this... I'm soooooooo. Thank you. I love you. Thank you. Oh my god. I have to stare at this for a moment longer then go to sleep so happy and fulfilled

[bmbochangetales]

My wife was making fun of some woman. We were at a work party and my CEO’s latest arm candy was there. My wife and several others were at the table quietly laughing and making fun of her. Calling her a bimbo and making fun of the way she spoke. But the second I heard her mimic that voice, I wanted her to be a bimbo too.

I thought about it often the next few days. Hearing her talk in that voice. She would never go for that in bed. We had a plain boring nearly scheduled sex life. The boss’s new girlfriend stopped in the office one day and it just pushed me over the edge. I wished my wife was a bimbo like her.

As soon as I got home, I told the wife I needed to handle a few things. She mumbled some response as she continued cooking dinner, chatting away on the phone.

I pulled up a picture of my wife and the boss’s bimbo. I even found a video of her on her Instagram page. I imagined that silly high pitched voice coming from my wife. Adding in all the likes and cutting words short to her formerly pristine highly educated vocabulary. Big words becoming harder. She couldn’t remember the right sounds for her words. I began stroking my cock. It had been hard for so long. Up and down to that sound. I swear I could hear her down stairs on the phone.

���Oh my gawd, we had like this like big big party thingy for hubby’s work. And like soooooo many people were like there! It was like totes soooooooo fun”

She sounds so much better with that voice. Stroking harder. God I love bimbo voices. So dumb and silly. Women are just hotter when they talk like that. I imagine my wife talking like that forever. High bitch and breathy. No one will take her seriously, just like she and the others said at the party.

“Umm what do ya mean I like sound funny?” I heard her ask. I want her to talk like that more and more. She and all her friends should all talk like that. My cock gives a spurt of cum when she talks again.“Mmm I’m like totes sure I am like totes talkin normaler cuz like you talk same as me silly!”

I looked at the pictures. My wife was alright, maybe a bit plain. But my boss’s bimbo, she would stop traffic from space walking down the street. Especially her boobs. I wish my wife would have a big pair of tits like that.

“Uhm like ya! I totes luuuuuuvvvv having a big ol pair of double ds! My hubby soooo luvs them too!”

No, bigger. She would have a massive fake rack. All the wives and girlfriends would be whispering and mocking her just like she did at the party. No! They would all be bimbos too! But women on the street made fun of them all. They didn't understand it becvause they were too dumb to realize it.

“Yeah like H cup tiddies are so hawt and stuff! Everyone just stares at me cause I'm lik so cute and stuff”

She would wear sexy outfits like my boss's girlfriends. Bright and girly colors. Lots of pinks and neons. Her and her friends made fun of that, but it would be so hot to see them all like that dressing sexy for their men.

"So lik all my cloths are pink, and green and like orange and so pritty!!! omg gurl! we shuld go shopping! I need supa sexi stuff fir my man!"

I stroke erratically as i reached my climax. Cum was squirting everywhere. If only my wife was that type of bimbo. No wonder my boss was always so happy

I went down to dinner. And there on her knees was a much improved version of my wife. Even though I just came, I was hard again. Dinner was reheated hours later.

[pathetic-gamer]

thinking about Faerghus's first and last lines of defense

Thinking about these two fathers who call out for their king as they die, and their children who swear they will somehow achieve what their fathers could not

thinking about these two who were failed by their fathers in the face of great tragedy, returning to fight by their sides to the very end, calling out in helplessness as they fall, and their fathers having only vengeance to offer in return

thinking about these two who have been failed by their fathers in the face of great tragedy, seeing another tragedy and choosing to turn against their fathers as if that can somehow correct the past - only to cry out to their fathers in the end

I'm soooooooo normal about them

[midnightmah07]

bare with me 😍-

in idia’s vignette, ace 100%, played “20 questions” with her awhile grim was away. And one of his questions were “do you really want to leave twisted wonderland?” Like 😀 girl couldn’t answer she froze but anyway i am going to do a scenario later on

MOVING ON

this song is so bluecherry, like they like each other, but do they LIKE LIKE EACH OTHER???

“And maybe we should stay friends” i think Ace doesn’t want to go out with Winnie bc he thinks that he may screw up and make her sad and making her sad would make him sad and they would part ways 😔 DID YOU GET IT?!?!

Okay onto the next thing:

HIM WAITING FOR HER TO CONFESS BC HE IS KINDA SCARED

bonus points, bc he kissed her to shut her up after their show in VDC (before they lost lol), BUT IT WAS SO IMPULSIVE THAT WHEN THEY NOTICED JAMIL, GRIM, KALIM, DEUCE AND THE OTHERS JUST STARE AT THEM LIKE 😦 and then when Ace was mad bc they lost, she takes his hand and just “^^” WAITING FOR HIM TO CONFESS ANDNTHEN HE FINALLY SAYS IT.

ANOTHER SONG THAT IS SOOOOO THEM CORE

i just imagine ace’s head being this as he finally realizes he likes winnie hehejdgjwhdjsm

they are cute

also small hcs, maybe ooc, but who cares is bluecherry:

Winnie would write small love letters to Ace, before they were dating. But the love was so subliminal that he couldn’t figure so when she asked him if he read her letter he said “yeah, cool poem. you should show malleus.” AND SHE WAS LIKE “:(“

Ace would give her his jackets bc when he gets them back has her smell. Which is fresh fruity scent with caramel notes.

WINNIE ALREADY SLAP ACE, IDK EXACTLY WHEN BUT ITS FUNNY SO SHE DID LOL

she knows how to sing and loves story telling, so ace when ace cant sleep he asks her if he either can come over or she can try to send an audio (she is like an old lady trying to do so)

he doesn’t like pda, surprisingly but he is the type of guy who screams “THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!” Everytime she does something badass 🥹

Ace keeps demanding Whitney could be allowed to join a club instead of cleaning the school with the staff.

HE LEARNED HOW TO BRAID HAIR FOR HER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

i do think ace ask help for his big brother but he uses “a friend of mine” “you mean you, ace?” “A FRIEND OF MINE😡”

Double date daiggie and bluecherry would be iconic tho, like imagine Whitney and Daisy forgetting they have boyfriends in the middle of the date and start walking alone together awhile talking

@justm3di0cr3 ALSO WE COULD DO A POPEL AND BLUECHERRY DOUBLE DATE

BLUECHERRYYYYYY

*ahem* ok I'm fine I'm normal. ((I'm not

THEY'RE SOOOOOOOO CUTE AND WHOLESOME AND ADORABLE AND ARGH I NEED TO KISS THEIR FOREHEADS. THE HEADCANONS MADE ME GO INSANE. HER SINGING HIM LULLABIES OR TELLING STORIES FOR HIM TO GO TO SLEEP. HER BEING SHY ABOUT PDA. HIM BEING SUPER PROUD OF HER. DAIGGIE + BLUECHERRY DOUBLE DATE WHERE DAISY AND WINNIE FORGOT THEY'RE WITH THEIR BFS BC THEY'RE HAVING SM FUN TALKING.

THEY'RE MY EVERYTHING

[merakiui]

Omg that last thought tickled about sick reader w trey tickled me soooooooo good 😭

I raise you this!!! Darling hates the taste of medicine, so trey tells her he'll use his unique magic disguise it to have the flavour of her favourite juice. Little does she know, trey has literally just been giving her juice and lying about it being medicine the whole time 😭😭

Omggg and visits to Doctor Riddle??? Riddle is totally in on the whole thing and is secretly giving trey advice on how to keep you jussttt sick enough to keep you entirely dependent on him without putting you in any true danger. Maybe the two of them really crank up the dramatics by helping you to slowly get better, and then as soon as you start to misbehave too much, it's back to square one.

Sometimes your head gets so loopy and gone that while you let trey bathe you, you're not entirely aware of everything he's doing to your body 😭😭

You and that anon are so big brained for this. I really like this trope because I've always been quite sickly (it's something that seems to run in my family.) When I don't feel well I'm literally soooo whiney and clingy and I *need* someone to hold me, and I get the feeling that trey, Floyd, Riddle and rook in particular are the ones who would eat that shit up

OOOOOO YES YES OTL

It’s such a good trope, especially for Trey and (doctor) Riddle! They’re so logical and level-headed most of the time, but rational thought is thrown out the window when you come into the picture. Trey has done so much for Riddle, so Riddle feels as if he needs to return the favor somehow, even if that means compromising your health for the sake of returning goodwill. And you have to trust Doctor Riddle because of his credentials! He’s a doctor! He’d never lie to you! It’s his job to help you get better, and sometimes you do get better. But then you’ll push Trey away when he tries to get close to you or you’ll try to run away; and now you’re bedridden once again. :( it’s a vicious cycle you fail to realize because you’re so certain you just have poor health.

Omg and being unaware while Trey bathes you because your head is so foggy and you’re so sleepy… aaaaa normally Trey tries to be good and keep his hands to himself. He doesn’t want to do anything you might dislike him for, but you’re so out of it when you sit in the bath, leaning against the wall and closing your eyes. And he’s so tempted to do more than just washing. He limits himself to lingering touches when you’re in this state, his fingers never going any further than he intends them to. Though he wants to feel more of you, preferably inside you, he holds himself back. He likes you, and sometimes he feels guilty about that because he likes you too much.

Or maybe he holds himself back for all of one week before he realizes he can successfully get away with more than just groping. :) maybe he even knocks you up during one of these times and neither of you realize it until Trey starts suspecting it when you exhibit certain symptoms; and now suddenly your health is no longer declining. Now you have to be healthy and well for the baby, and Trey and Riddle can no longer keep you sick, lest they somehow harm the baby with their interferences.

Omg I agree that Rook and Floyd also work for this trope! Although I also feel like Jade enjoys it just a little more than Floyd. Floyd likes it when you’re needy and clingy; Jade likes the idea of being in total control of you when he intentionally makes you sicker and weaker. I also think Vil would be good for this trope! He knows his way around poisons and curses. :) he could easily utilize this knowledge to keep you just weak enough to rely on and love him while still allowing you to feel like yourself most of the time.

[scenetocause]

https://youtu.be/vIKb253kuCo?si=-eMiR6JtVCKPK0mp

Hey not to be too crazy (lie) but this video is truly top 3 insane Mando moments for me. The full lean from drunk sleepy Lando and Max inhaling underarm sweat (not for the last time) I mean they’re truly undeniable!!!!

forgot how badly this video changed me on a molecular level. drunk lando just draping himself over max to sweat on him. max being like no DON'T come over here because lando is both shirtless and visibly hammered and him basically being like buuuuut maaaax and throwing himself down on max's oily (NOT sweaty!!!) back to just snuggle onto him because they're soooooooo normal

so many thoughts about the way they investigate each other's scents. like not to get too a/b/o about it but there is a LOT of mando lore that involves this, from buying each other aftershave and max wanting one that smelt nice on lando (normal) to this sort of thing and max's objection to lando's feet and the smelling hoodies to work out who wore them last and the fact for all too brief a time they had a home that smelt of them and also that time max full on stuck his nose into lando's armpit and pretended it was gross but then went in for a second huff they're just soooo unbelievably normal

anyway thanks for bringing this back to my attention i'm going to watch it on loop until i fall down unconscious

[semperama]

Would you ever write a fic where Buck confronts Eddie about why he never liked anybody Buck has ever dated

I WOULD, I'm actually obsessed with jealousy/possessiveness as a concept, so this is so up my alley. My only caveat is like, I'm not sure Buck has actually realized Eddie doesn't like the people he's dated? I mean, this gets into one of my wider Theories of Buddie, which is that Eddie is already fairly aware that he and Buck are not "just friends" but he's trying to like not acknowledge it because of reasons, whereas Buck is just completely oblivious and finds his relationship with Eddie soooooooo normal. So for Buck to realize this it would have to be pointed out by someone else (my gut says Chim). But that's fun too, because literally my favorite thing about Buck and Eddie is that THEY ARE ALREADY IN LOVE. So the thing to play around with is just...how do they realize they are in love? Or what gets them to go from being in love to being in a relationship?

So yeah, having Buck realize (through an offhand comment from someone else) that Eddie gets jealous over him, and then freaking out about that or possibly not believing it at first and needing to ~collect evidence...that would be a fun idea to play with!

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.