#IM SO ORGANISED. ORGANISED

[jevils-tale]

*NOW LETS SEE HERE…

*for the first time in a long, long while, Jevil decides it’s time to get organised*

Starting with bedding and similar stuff, there is:

Like, 13 pillows

7 blankets, 1 of which is extra fluffy.

At least 2 towels

A huge beanbag

Next up wearables, of which there is:

A lei of buttercups

A Halloween outfit (orange and purple)

A Christmas outfit (red and green)

The purple pentagram protection pendant

2 pairs of pyjamas

A pocket watch

A flower crown

4 spare outfits

A hoodie, joggers and slippers

2 hats

A bowtie

2 sets of heelies

A chewable necklace

An aro/ace cape

Noise cancelling headphones

A set of metal claw caps

Holographic green nail polish

In terms of weaponry, we have:

The world revolver

The devilsmallet

The devilschucks

A two sided axe

A set of brass knuckles

A lazer cannon

A black hole cannon

A gun that changes when you look away

Harxtes Kaard’s sword cane

A pickaxe

A reloadable confetti canon

A potato gun

An explosive water balloon

A BB gun and ammo (integrated into the world revolver)

A cartoon bomb

A frying pan

A golden baseball bat

2 or 3 knives

Lest we forget the ever bountiful plush pile:

A silver fox with red button eyes

A purple cat

A jester

Rouxls and king spade (voodoo dolls)

A tiny bunny

2 everyman plushies

2 jevil plushies

3 Seam plushies

A plague doctor (harxtes kaard)

A white rabbit (Alice in wonderland)

Dellina (a ballerina imp)

2 rat plushies, one named Chester cheezington

A beanie baby snail

Raggedy Andy

A cow print peepy

An owl

A 3 headed goat

A chimera with a bunny head, bear body and cat tail

A platypus with a hat

A bunny squishmallow

An axolotl

Engineer from TF2

A duck

Some other soft toys

Then of course is the art supplies:

The Seam repair kit, which is a picnic basket containing a sewing kit, felt, faux fur, cotton balls, fabric cotton, safety pins, pins and needles, a button, a black rose, a sweater, a set of cards, a chess set, and a catnip toy

A box of art and crafts materials

Coloured pencils, pain, brushes and paper

Coloured construction paper

A mechanical pencil, coloured paper, parchement paper, laminated paper, cardboard, a stack of printer paper and a pen

Rainbow chalk

Purple paint

There’s a pile of electoronics including:

A PS4 with Assassins Creed Syndicate, Cuphead, Undertale and Crash bandicoot

A phone and Bluetooth speaker

An old TV, console, and a copy of Mario Party

A copy of Minecraft

A tablet, phone and laptop with infinite charge

A Nintendo DS with Pokémon HeartGold

There’s a small assortment of books including:

A sudoku book

A colouring book

The entirety of homestuck in book form

A graphic novel

An origami book

The wish givers joke book

A small pile of other toys including:

8 juggling balls

2 jevil themed jack in the box toys

A chewie stim toy

Other assorted stim toys

A stress ball

A worm on a string

A Jevil themed furby

3 Rubix cubes

An indestructible chew toy

Various puzzles

2 kazoos

A saxophone

And then, there’s a pile of assorted bits and pieces including:

Like 3 music boxes

A tea set

A bag of infinite cookies

A snowglobe

A thermos and mug

A mirror

A circus tent mug

A large cardboard box

Christmas lights and bells

A few bundles of fireworks

A portable sink, bath and hygiene products

Disinfectant spray

A dresser

A mini-fridge

A toothbrush and toothpaste

A glowing purple flower

A stool with a plush seat

A bucket and spade

A punching bag

3 letters, 2 drawings and a card from Rachel

Spray cheese

Spices

A bouquet of sunflowers from Rachel

A bucket of water, a lemon and some salt

An aro/ace flag

[wasyago]

thinking about life series + rewatching everything from etho's pov + lots of skizzle for some reason

[stil-lindigo]

ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.

I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.

You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.

Lilypichu

Cuptoast

Akairosu_

Sevvanto

Wolfythewitch

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[mohntilyet]

illario as the grandchild that is most like caterina is something i'm loving to chew on. the grandson that took her lessons to heart the most. kill anyone who sees your face and knows your name, "we are not revolutionaries", the first out of the two to prioritise the contract. power at any cost, and the only one to lean into the unnecessary abuse that their grandmother told them was tradition. why is anyone surprised he allied with the venatori? and then there's illario's considerable skill in infiltration and manipulating any mark, he has always had the charisma that lucanis lacked. illario isn't attached, he has/can/will use someone and immediately drop them; "that does free me from promises i don't intend to keep". he can lie about how much he cares so well that he fools a magister into believing he loves her. he kills zara without hesitation to cover his own tracks, meanwhile lucanis blindly promises a young girl in the middle of a siege that he will help her find her father. even the lessons about family stick with him, and in this entire messy power struggle, he never actually orders anyone to directly kill caterina or lucanis, not until he's backed into a corner.

and even after all that. despite even lucanis believing illario should be first talon, lucanis is still the better killer. illario is not strong enough to be the brutal assassin caterina needs him to be. so when lucanis seems to fill the role his mother left, grief and love for her dead heir apparent remains, and any of the other qualities caterina needs in her next talon doesn't matter. whatever his mother was, lucanis has to be. what illario does doesn't matter, because he will always be second best to caterina's memory of her favored daughter.

[lucabyte]

messier doodle pages feat. mostly loop because i'm thinking about the body horror of it all... amongst other things.

... at least one of those things being. hey. unrelated to this doodle page. how many months was siffrin travelling with the party? It wasn't that many, right? How many loops would it take before they'd've been in the house longer than they had even been with them? Much to think about!

[dookiespooky]

More drifting dreams silly stuff (tumblr killed quality pls click images)

Dreamcaptor ford and bill belong to @neonross

[snakesinsocks2005]

Ok but like what if post canon acme, having finally succeeded at something in two decades, starting gradually making more sensible improvements to their whole thing?

Like, for example, designated tie clips as a mandatory part of their uniform, to indicate an agents level of training. Each level and clip colour gets an agent different levels of acme clearance to types of missions, leniency with given acme property, etc.

Silver would be the very first. You get this one when you first get your suit. Very little clearance to pretty much everything. Must have an older agent accompany them on missions.

Copper (can also be called bronze) is commonly seen as the awkward agent puberty stage- in the process of finishing their training. Mostly put in surveillance and data analysis. Standard level for those staying in logistical positions.

Gold in the acme field agent standard, all necessary clearance for the average agent. Most are happy at this level, and do not continue training.

Black is the most extreme level of formal training acme provides, in which the agent has to, of their own accord, opt in to attempt finishing. These select few especially determined (most likely prideful and stubborn) agents are the most chosen for the missions in which they ordinarily risk their life. Requires special Chief issued recommendation.

Special thanks to @disfordevineaux for helping me with this idea!!

[danandphilplay]

i polled phannie zodiac signs and age ranges but i don’t think i’ve done birthday month.. can’t remember. if polls allowed more answer slots it would be fun to see birthday month and zodiac like whether people are december capricorn or january capricorn for example

[endlesslytired]

[thealdersgateoffice]

“I can’t fucking be in there with it like that. Put it back how it was.”

Slow Horses | 4.02 A Stranger Comes to Town 🐌🐎

[chwedout]

2025 CARAT REVIVAL : SEVENTEEN HOURS OF SEVENTEEN MARY CHWEDOUT'S CONVERSION TO DOLLYISM : A STORY IN THREE PARTS

[boycaca]

I hate this notion that scara hates dottore because he experimented on him and “groomed him into being evil” (alongside just the fatui as a whole, not just dottore) when like no. No he does not? Scara’s mad asf at dottore because he was the one who killed niwa! He lied to him!! He betrayed his trust!!! It has literally nothing to do with him being experimented when he himself wanted to unlock his powers no matter what lengths he had to go to. Stop woobifying scaramouche and stop making dottore into the big bad villain that is behind all of teyvats misfortune and evil please i beg of you

[ineffable-suffering]

Good Omens hive mind, I have had an idea. But I need some help executing it. another lovely person already had it too!

The idea goes went as follows:

Don't ask how long I spent making this, thank you.

Initially, the point of this post was: Over the course of the last 100+ days, I have read a truly mind-boggling amount of incredible, clever, baffling and wonderful Good Omens posts, metas, theories and analyses. (And also written quite a few myself, though I really am very new to the whole meta business and just trying to have a silly ol' time on here.) And I wanted to collect them all in a, that's right, Suggestion Box.

But! Of course, as always, there‘s many-a more dedicated and brilliant minds at work that kindly beat me to it. :> Hit post a bit too quickly before doing my research! Mea culpa. @kayleefansposts has already done the enormous work of creating a collaborative Google Doc with the exact intentions I had.

Not that it needs me promoting it, but do go check it out if you find the time (it‘s on AO3 as well)!

I sure am excited to do so myself.

Love this fandom! Toodaloo!

[petrichor-inn]

Hazuki no Shirushi General Controls (What do these buttons do?)

Note: I'm playing on Steam, so I'm afraid I won't be much help with the Switch version ><

Language

The game seems to launch in Simplified Chinese by default; if you'd like to change the language, go to the game's page in your library, then Manage>Properties>General>Language.

Quick guide: System Menu -> save/load/to title; Main Menu -> inventory/report/achievements; Title Page -> settings/exit

Title Page & Settings

(Move cursor with WASD, select with Space)

In-game Controls

CORRECTION: Main Menu is different from Title Page!! Main Menu is your inventory/report progress/achievements screen; Title Page can be reached only through System Menu.

(I'm not sure what the difference between Read Fast forward and Fast forward is 🧍‍♂️)

Update: Apparently Read Fast Forward (probably less confusing as Fast Forward Read...) skips the text you've already read (on a previous playthrough etc.) while Fast Forward skips everything! Helpful when you're trying to find the choices for different endings.

This should be all the general controls you'd need to navigate the game!

[masterlist | doc]

[sillyturtleenjoyer]

nems from anemoia!tale by @bloobluee!! such a silly lad, bro radiates pure chill. not sure i quite got that here but he does look very dapper (and mildly scraped)