#IM THE DADDY HERE

[thehandl3r]

The people in 1963 watching a tiny school boy scream his ass off at one of the largest people they’ve ever seen:

[thetruedelores]

Five: Christmas lights? Allison: Check. Klaus: Thermos of hot cocoa? Allison: Check. Lila: Santa suits? Allison: Check. Luther: Shovel? Allison: Check. Viktor: Alibi and bail money? Allison: Check- wait, WHAT?!

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

[cobaltfluff]

rei papa...

[chippuyon]

do you think he regularly cuts his hair like thats their Thing

[b1gwings]

I was inspired to make this RIGHT after listening to episode 47. There was something so heartbreaking about this scene.

full, higher-quality images with alt text below the cut!

[macksartblock]

i won't lie i liked when they were a problem

[bakubunny]

daddy katsuki x bunny reader drabble. it’s longer than i expected it to be, but it’s been on my mind for a little while now. i’m still very new to piss play and i’ve never written pet play so? here’s smth new ig. idk. >.< have some daddy kats food. i’ll see you with the next one. ♡

this lovely little fic by @neon-gothicc came to mind when i went back for some editing, so i wanted to share it!

tw: f!reader, aged up characters, daddy kink, heavy pet play, piss play, d/s dynamics, olfactophilia, sex toys, humiliation, pet names: sweetie, bunny, baby bunny, little bun, etc., katsuki swears a lot (ig), being a top pro hero means a top tier private office, sry this one’s out there

thinkin abt daddy katsuki and his pretty pet he’s trained so well…. don’t be mistaken, you’re still a dumb bunny, you can’t do that much, being one so easily bored or distracted. but you’re obedient; he knows how how much his baby bun just wants to be good and please him.

instead of being on patrol, it’s a slow day in the office for him, and you’re lucky enough to be kneeling by his side. he’s been exceptionally generous today, giving you a soft princess pillow for your knees and kneeling stool to keep you comfortable as long as possible. your head is resting on his thigh as he types away, his hand drifting down to pet your head occasionally.

there was, however, one issue that had a cold sweat forming on your back. katsuki had you drinking water all morning with not a single chance to relieve yourself. you nudged his thigh with your nose. he looked down to see your pleading eyes.

“i told ya, after this report, daddy can take you to go potty. not til then,” he said.

the slightest whine left your throat.

“keep it up, and you’ll wait longer, bun.”

katsuki pushed his chair back. he gave a sweeping motion of two fingers toward the open space. you left the comfort of your stool and crawled under his desk. he pulled himself back in, legs spread.

“rest.”

despite the discomfort filling your body, you obeyed, fingers curling tightly around the hem of the short skirt flowing down from your waist, the bottoms of your feet pressing into the fat of your bare ass. you nuzzled your face into katsuki’s soft, warm bulge, resting in the space he created. even through his pants, his scent was overwhelming, intoxicating as you breathed him in. he watched your eyes roll and flutter shut as he reached down to pet your head.

“‘s a good girl. gimme just a little more time,” he said. “n’ don’t you dare make a mess on this damn floor. you’ll regret it.”

you nearly jolted as the vibrator he’d left in your cunt that morning turned on again. another whimper escaped your lips. but katsuki was gracious.

“what did i just say, hmm? you can wait.”

your body felt so full as your head swirled with pleasure, spinning from the pressure of the vibrator inside and the fight you had with your body to keep from relieving yourself. after what felt like ages but was really only ten minutes, katsuki closed his laptop and pulled back once more, met with the same sad, glossy eyes.

“don’t look so pathetic. you’re fine. ass up,” he said.

not one to hesitate with release in sight, you crawled out and put your ass in the air, face pressed into the pillow before you as your skirt fell forward, exposing yourself fully to him. katsuki administered a few painful smacks to your ass as your toes curled, and you swallowed hard. you mewled as he pulled out the slick covered vibrator and dropped it by your face, a string of arousal clinging to it before it hit the pillow. your cheeks grew hot.

“tch. can’t tell if you need to piss or cum.” katsuki slid two fingers into your heat.

you bit back a cry as he fingered your cunt hard, feeling you clench around him erratically.

“‘s this what ya really wanted? want me to make you cum?” he asked.

the rough pad of katsuki’s fingers rubbed circles into your aching clit. a small trickle of piss escaped as your orgasm drew closer.

katsuki gave your ass a harsh smack. “what did i fuckin’ say about makin’ a mess on the floor, huh? answer me.”

“daddy i'm sorry, i needa go so bad,” you cried. “please, i wanna be good.”

“cum without pissin’ everywhere n’ maybe you can be,” he sneered.

tears streamed across your face. a quiet moan slipped from you as katsuki’s fingers curled a little more. a shudder ran down your spine.

“you can do it, show me you can be a good girl,” he continued. you could hear the smirk in his tone. “i’ll even walk ya to the litter box n’ hold your hand.”

heat flooded your face. you whimpered. your legs shook when his thick, callous fingers pumped deep into your cunt as his pace increased.

“c’mon baby bunny, cum for me. cum on daddy’s hand. lemme see you fall apart,” katsuki said softly.

your mouth fell open in a pant as you clenched hard around his fingers, orgasm washing over your body in wave after wave with his encouragement.

"that's it, such good girl..." he cooed as he carried you through your climax. "fuck, you're so pretty when you cum, little bun."

katsuki pulled his hand from you, sucking his fingers clean with a small groan. "tch. you’re fuckin' lucky i got shit to get done today, or i'd be throwin' ya on that couch."

as the pressure in your bladder grew once more, you shifted uncomfortably.

"fine, fine." he gave you a playful swat on the ass. "go on."

you crawled across the floor of his office as katsuki trailed behind you, staring at your body on display, to an oversized, lined litter box next to his office bathroom. you looked back at him hesitantly.

"hop in. ya can't piss on the floor," katsuki said with a smirk.

you got in and faced him in a squat, body exposed. as promised, he knelt down and held your hands with a grin as your cheeks burned hot all over again.

"'s okay, sweetie. you can let go." he gave you a kiss on the hand, then on the knee. "you're doin' so well. let daddy see."

you willed your body to relax. relief hit as your warm stream hit the plastic beneath you. katsuki groaned as he watched and gave you a kiss on the forehead.

"that's my girl... my good little bunny."

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[dollkisses05]

“I love you” until my daddy issues scare you away

[mispelled]

Most chaotic polycule to ever

[thehandl3r]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: I know your feeble mind only responds to age and authority, so listen very closely. Yet again you are experiencing daddy issues, but this time with your own brother- which is honestly making me a bit crazy. But remember this: I am 14 days older than him. I have seniority here so it is ME you should be listening to, Luther.

Me: I’M THE DADDY HERE!!!

Psychic: Bitch, what the fuck-

[thetruedelores]

Klaus: I am a responsible adult!

Five: *raises brow*

Klaus: I am an adult

Five: Well, I'm the daddy here.

[ghouljams]

real talk you ever think about the FACT that price is the type of husband who immediately gets home after working late with take out and a giant slobbering kiss on your lips as soon as you rush out to greet him get the food

price is literally the perfect blue color husband. fucks you just like one too. slow and sleepy, mindful of his sore muscles from working all day, fucking with purpose with feeling.

and then food :3

God yes, literally the perfect man

You always wait up for him, he knows you do. Knows that you'll be half asleep when he gets home, that you probably got home late too and didn't have time to eat anything before you were thinking of him. The only thing on his mind the whole drive home is you. The takeaway smells heavenly in his passenger seat, but all he can think about is burying his nose in your neck and holding you close, you always smell like home.

You're perfect coming over to greet him, gently catching the food he drops in favor and cradling your face and kissing you. He's too eager to lick his tongue against yours, to dip into your mouth and taste you. All the stress of the day seems to melt away when your tongue presses against his, slow and lazy the way you kiss him. You have all the time in the world, and there's no one else he'd rather be with. That's why he married you after all. He walks you beck towards your bedroom, gives you just enough time to drop the brown paper takeaway bag on the dining table before he tugs you off to bed. There's a proper order to these things after all, and it isn't food he's hungry for. 12 hours without seeing his baby takes a toll on a man.

And you're so good to him, stripping your pants off and fumbling with his fly as he eases you back onto the bed. Your soft pyjamas fall so easily, and you were smart enough to skip the underwear. "Fuck you're good to me," he mumbles, hauling you close and gripping the base of his cock to rub against your wet slit.

"Knew you'd be tired," you murmur back, spreading your legs a little wider for him, "all prepped, go ahead baby."

There's no better invitation. He sinks into your tight wet heat with a low groan, his cock aching at the clench of your gummy walls. Not a place on earth he'd rather be than between your legs. He presses close against you, eases into a slow rhythm. In and out with the hitch of your breath. Gentle the way he fucks you, makes love to you. He presses his nose against your neck and breathes you in, your shampoo, your soap, the crappy coffee shop by your work, the last dredge of your perfume still clinging to your skin. No one compares to you.

You hook your legs around his back, cross your ankles to keep him close. Your fingers thread through his hair and pull him to your lips, kissing him with the same slow passion he fucks you with. The steady, sleepy, build of heat that hardly seems to care about the end. Neither of you care about the end, this is for sharing each other's company. The closeness, the push and pull of intimacy, that Price craves so dearly is right here in bed with you at the end of a long day.

Later you'll eat cold take away and share the day's highs and lows. Later you'll clean up and find your places in bed again, this time cuddled close as you both drift off to do it all again tomorrow. For now Price rocks against you, his heart full as you whisper your love to him, and he doesn't need anything else.

[kaltacore]

dark urge experience so far

[unluckyprime]

snow day ‼️❄️

closeups:

[hermanunworthy]

theyre on their way!

i cant believe the season of my fave podcast that i have dedicated the past year to is coming to an end today. these characters seriously mean the world to me, and i am so grateful to the creators for giving us this wonderful show to enjoy. though im very sad to see the teens go, im also very excited for what is to come, from the dndads cast, the fandom, and myself!