#INCREDIBLE!!!!

[pilvimarja]

Okay but how many people can say that they were hand-picked by Queen of Hollywood Nicole Kidman for their first role and then later in life, Mr. Movies Tom Cruise chose you to play the second lead in one of the most important legacy sequels ever made????

[haaawaiianshirt]

u know what actually? fuck u if you don’t think Robin takes ASL in college and starts to use it to hide when she’s non-verbal omg 🙄

[lavenderedhoney]

So like if this is tmi I'm sorry I'm a Trans I've never tried external prostate stimulation till I read your post and I tried it and I think it broke me so thank you.

SCREAM, I LOVE THAT

[jlf23tumble]

It’s not Louis, but as an AM fan you might enjoy this beautifully deranged thirsting anyway.

https://www.tumblr.com/martinipoliz/728428971950276608/it-would-take-the-full-force-of-a-dying-star-to

SCREAM! But yeah, that's the level I live (for), love (wholeheartedly), laugh (at), I'm enjoying it so goddamned much, thank!

[muffingnf]

dream remembered the password to dream__fanart

[vvettell]

MAXIIII

[cosmic-abysss]

i need you guys to understand im at a dance rn but i saw the new valorant agent and !!!!! i literally had to yell over rthe music to my friend about it and she said 'i have no idea what you're talking about but cool' so i think ive won at life

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

[lizardsfromspace]

The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bobbyjean]

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.