#IT AIN'T HARD

[itsanidiom]

i actually love it when purity culture people get mad about taboo shit on ao3 and then come on this hellsite to complain about it because they’re always like: i am shocked 😣 it’s terrible 😡 so wrong and gross 🤮 can’t believe someone wrote such filthy content 😱 should not be allowed 😫 i’m just like:  so you saw it 👀 read all the tags 🫣 read the synopsis 🫢 obsessed about it for long enough to draft an essay 🤔 you sure you didn’t read it fam? 😏

[jlf23tumble]

So far the harries seem gaga for Taylor R - which - sure! They are visually pleasing (heeeyy) together. I hate that for most it’s in the context of “boyfriendrry” (gag) but I hope it will keep the vile comments to a minimum outside of the usual villains of the fandom (and everyone already hates them so whatever).

UO, but I'm actually okay with harries going gaga for Taylor Russell, because for one, they aren't ACTIVELY shitting on women, and for two, they're doing more to support a closeted artist than 99.28% of larries who are dying, ACHING to out their faves, just to prove they're right about it. I mean, if larries are so rock solid in their beliefs, so into #husbands #theyneverbrokeup #larryisreal, they sure do seem awfully threatened by PR relationships that they also say are 100000% fake. Makes u think

[spymeister]

Hey. Uh.

@captainseamech

Ya do realize Optimus can swim, yeah?

[bisexual-horror-fan]

what i don’t understand is how customers can be that rude and have like no conscience about it?? like i will feel guilty for a whole week if i forget to say good morning or ask the baristas how they’re doing, so what kind of mental gymnastics do these fools have to do in order to be actively hostile to someone just doing their job and then not be consumed with guilt afterwards???? like it just doesn’t make SENSE it takes so much more effort to be mean to someone and for what?

YEAH ME EITHER K!

I dunno how they live with themselves. The best is when people scream at you through the fucking drive thru speaker and then act all normal at the window, like being confronted with the fact that this is a legit human starts to make em act right.

Customers are a different breed stg.

[empty-cryptid]

A rant...I guess.

A lot of fanfiction has some of Bruno’s alter egos. I appreciate those especially when people who are also dealing with that write them. I like to be informed. (I live under a rock for fear of the outside folks)

A lot of this seems to be demonized and I just don’t see why. If someone wants to be called something (or is some being), call them that. If a person wants to be called something else (or some other being), call them that. I don’t understand why people have trouble calling someone something or a different pronoun after being asked to do so. Usually people correct gently. Why is it so hard? 

Alter egos may be different people entirely. Treat them as the person wants them treated. It’s usually ok to ask. Especially if you are meant to spend time with the person. I don’t know. 

[theweebsystem]

Not to overanalyze but um

It looks like if you put the Goro and Ren pop up parade figures next to each other they can hold hands.....

[distant--shadow]

the real truth is there ain't no end to the desert I'll cross

I've really known it all along

mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws

must be the big star about to fall

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 89

 The young justice team is in a bit of a pickle. It had been a usual mission, Klarion causing mischief again, before someone had mentioned the date. 

 The literal chaos lord had shrieked, stopping his attack, and asked for clarification. Maybe that wasn’t a good idea because one moment they were in Happy Harbour, and the next they’re somewhere else with green everywhere and floating islands. 

 And Klarion doesn’t explain- not that they were expecting him to- and just bolts into a… wow that is a very big and scary looking castle. Keep? Honestly it’s if someone combined a gothic citadel with a clocktower of some sort. 

 Not important, because they had chased after Klarion who uh… Oh no, that is a Very big entity, that is two Very Big entities that could crush them in their fingers. And they are now stuck in this place seeing as the portal closed behind them. 

 Honestly Klarion is happy he made it home before curfew! Even if he had to bring his sort-of-friends with him to make it in time. It’s not his fault, he’s not used to having a guardian, nevermind two! Not to mention siblings, which he’s now the oldest of too, so he has to be a positive influence. Like teaching them how to properly do chaos without destroying a world. 

 Oh, but this is perfect anyway, one of his dads has been wanting to talk to the speedsters anyway, and his other dad is still under house arrest for the whole, trying to take over the living realm thing. But that’s not important, he has little siblings to introduce! 

[old-desert]

It's cruel that we deprive them of a mouth, just make Loop work on cartoon logic.

[sunshines-child]

Nico headcanon that he's a polygot and knows so many languages BUT just. Ain't getting English. Nico: So I would like a uhhh... 烤雞 Camper: You know traditional chinese but not fried chicken in english???

[duchess-of-oldtown]

Joe Jonas: *thinking he can slander Sophie*

The Entire World:

[saint-vagrant]

4th annual day of my partner & i advocating for our safety in court. please send your strongest most powerful prayers (or whatever) ❤️

i always feel like i must add a bunch of explanations and disclaimers about what's gone on (many years of DV) and what i think of the system (negatively. i think negatively of it) but i'm so beyond fried... you'd think i'd get used to it but at no point has it been or become easier. the fear of it happening is equal only to the fear of it not happening. just gotta get through it.

[cumaeansibyl]

Guy in last night's meeting talking about when he first got sober a little while ago and he said in a rehab meeting "I'm doing this for my baby daughter so I can give her a better life."

And a woman said to him, "You know, your daughter deserves a great life, but so do you, dude."

Yeah I feel like that's the thing you gotta believe before you can change your life -- you don't have to believe it all the time, we all have doubts, but if you can just one time find that spark inside you that says "I deserve better than this" it'll take you farther than you thought was possible

anyway this week I have twelve years of sobriety and I hope for you the same success in overcoming whatever's keeping you from the better life you deserve

[robin-buckely]

#no context staring

[hauntedandmurdered]

This is just rambling but seeing the ACTUAL Hannibal fandom (be aware I'm referring to the books and movies, not the nbc show) is alive, gives me so much joy! Strolling through the tags and stumbling across such talented artist is EVERYTHING. Y'all I'm so grateful for your work, honestly. Thanks for blessing our eyes on a daily basis. Clannibal is supremacy!

If you're part of the Clannibal community, feel free to reblog and help us grow. It's not always easy to be seen, so let's change that in a minute.🖤

[orcboxer]

the main reason there exists a proportion of fantasy nerds who love to dunk on elves every chance we get is that elves often boil down to basically just "what if there were a bunch of conventionally attractive white twinks who live forever and are better than everyone else at literally everything" and that's kinda fuckin obnoxious

"elves would actually be way than everyone at--" don't care + didn't ask + throwing your skinny ass through a sewer grate