The cinema of Pierre admitting to Pac and Fit he kidnapped Fred and Tubbo coming in a second later clueless of this singing YMCA
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im not as funny as i think i am BUT i realized i have these three things and i could put them all together (tiny glass jar, dried peas & corn pea kä sticker) my käärijä shrine just got 10% more silly 😂
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New official Oni Falling poster leak!
I can't name my sources as they wish to remain anonymous, but we now have confirmation of a new show starring the other three ninja, Cole, Zane, and Jay, as they take on The Overlord! Here's a first look!
As you can see, Jay is sporting a new gi with blue and piss green, and his lightning is oddly multicolored. Zane is cuntenserven with his frosty mist, and he has a cool new bandana!. Cole is being grabbed by an Oni tentacle and is dead. The Overlord is cuntenserven with his gayass lightning
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pspspps if any prey want fruit to eat its right over here, ignore the contraption
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helena doing pranks: this is because she has a logical point about the inquisition’s morale. this is not the stupidest thing i have ever done for a girl. this is because she has a point. this is NOT the stupidest thing—
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Me: Poly crime won't have any other kids, Pete already got two, four if you count the nephews, plus Trudy and especially Sly (who already dealt with young mort) doesn't seem like the type to want kids.
Also me: They won't have any kids because Sylvester and Trudy know damm well Pete will name the kid fucking Shotgun.
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Wyclair AU where post season 1 Tyler and Enid begrudgingly work together to create a elaborate and bloody mystery that once again takes place in Jericho because they’re both worried that without it Wednesday’s going to get bored and leave them.
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Rant about how to make OOT Zelink work with TP Link being a Farmer
I had this rant stuck in my head at work so I have to get it out or I'll explode!
So child timeline: Malon has a thing for Link but Link has eyes for Zelda and kinda has to break Malon's heart. So what does he do? As Link trains to become a knight, he meets a guy (an OC I have yet to present) who seems perfect for her. So he sets the two up and they become a couple. Link works his way up the ranks and becomes a royal knight, eventually also getting a honorary noble title (those do indeed exist). And once Zelda is queen she can do whatever she wants and marries Link. Besides Link literally has the mark of the gods (triforce on his hand) in a religious Kingdom like Hyrule. I doubt he'd be just a simple peasant. Not to forget to mention the warning of impending doom.
So Link and Zelda have multiple children and so do Malon and OC.
One of Zelda and Link's children ends up falling with love with one of Malon and OC's children. The ZeLink child eventually decides it wants to leave the royal duties to the siblings and moves to the farm to be with Malon's child (giving up royal life is also a thing that happens sometimes IRL, most recent example being... the kinda messy one of Harry and Meghan). ZeLink child x Malon/OC child create the bloodline that leads to Twilight Princess Link being a farmer. There are definitely at least several generation between them. I've seen people mention that the 100 years between OoT and TP was a mistranslation and it's actually hundreds. Can't confirm for sure but makes more sense considering how vastly different Hyrule is.
So that means: TP Link is: A descendant of Link, Zelda and Malon. It's basically a second generation MaLink through their children. Sure it is a lot easier to go the Malon and Link end up together route, but as long as Nintendo never confirms MaLink, It's pretty valid to go another way with your headcanon. That does make TP Link and Zelda veeery distant cousins, but so distant to the point that they can't really be counted as related if you want to ship them. (If you don't want to ship TP Zelink, them being lost cousins is also a cute story.)
Also kinda fits in with the Hero's Shade armor. It looks like no other armor of any other knight. Maybe it was a royal armor? I do think the Shade acts more like an old mentor, than a young man, so I think he probably died in old age and got buried with his armor, or fell in battle when he was an old man and no longer as strong (bc let's be real hero of time + hidden skills? He must have been a beast in his prime time). If his children were a mix of royals and a farmer, no wonder he wouldn't have taught them his skills. Or they just didn't want to or weren't fit for it. And ofc Link would still lament not being remembered as hero. It's not about being any hero but the hero of time. No matter how many people knew about it, no one would be able to relate.
Long story short: Oot Zelink is possible with a few extra steps. BUT MaLink wouldn't be a bad couple and I see nothing bad in people who like them. I just forever prefer ZeLink over MaLink because to me the romantic implications are too strong. I feel like Nintendo originally wanted ZeLink to be the main focus (Miyamoto saying he sees Zelda as Links girlfriend) but accidentally made MaLink a strong possibility by making TP Link a farmer. But that's just my thought. The TP Manga does try to retcon this quite a bit.
Anyway, as long as nothing is put as canon, every ship and head canon is perfectly valid and this is mine. :D Pls don't fight over things like fictional character love interests. Adding a fictional story to a... fictional story is no crime. It being open for our interpretation creates a lot of diversity and I like that.
Sorry for the long rant!
Edit: Or just have Malon Zelda and Link in a poly relationship :D
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My mom: I want to watch something tonight but there’s not any new movies or anything.
Me, her fully adult child who has gotten her into multiple children’s shows on Netflix: well, I have been watching this new show on Netflix about ghosts…
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