#IT GIVES ME IDEAS

[justalittletomato]

Me: OHHH THIS BE A FUN LITTLE AU IDEA

Internally: is it angst? It’s angst isn’t it?

Me: ITS JUST AN IDEA

Internally: IT IS ANGST! YOU KNOW NOTHING BUT ANGST! YOU KNOW @patchiefrog is gonna have your shins for this.

Me: 😩 but the AU

[incorrect-incorrect-jump]

;; my only goal for the wolf forest event is complete

;; my only goal was to obtain this damn card

;; and maybe minori's

;; if I get enough gems to pull on the gacha again (if not then it's going towards saving for beyond the dream on that day)

[teyvat-temptation]

rate my crack ships

poly Sumeru men 4some

childe x wrio

dvalin x durin

Enjou x Traveler

albedo x dottore

baizhu x dottore

Mona x Slime

*cracks knuckles* lets go Poly Sumeru men 4some I'm assuming you mean Tightnari/Cyno/AlHaitham/Kaveh in which case, 10/10. I'm down bad for this ship. It's adorable, sexy, wholesome, and has so much potential for drama. Need more of this in my life. Childe x Wrio 6/10 for me. I like to think of Wrio being a brat tamer and putting Childe in his place. Yes, I know lore-wise Childe would be the stronger one, but shhhh let me enjoy myself. Dvalin x Durin 1/10 purely because I had to look up who the fuck Durin was. I don't pay as much attention to lore as I should and I didn't even know who that was. Enjou x Traveler Ok, ok, but hear me out, Abyss Lector's and Abyss Heralds are insanely hot- Also kinda funny I do in fact remember Enjou right after saying I don't pay attention to lore- 5/10 because I'm a dirty monster fucker, but I can't give it more because I just don't see the ship working. I will, however, be thinking about Abyssal being the rest of the night- Albedo x Dottore

Ok, but, hello??? What potential this has?? I'm screaming, why did I never think of this?? It can go one of two ways, Albedo becomes Dottore's unwilling test subject, OR Albedo studies under the "good doctors" wing and grows closer to him over time as they share their love of unethical experimentation. 8/10 will be exploring this further. Baizhu x Dottore

Good vs Evil doctor? Two sides of the same coin, both seeking immortality and racing against the clock to find a way to live on forever? Opposing ideals that wrap around to the same endpoint, neither wanting to face the fact they aren't much different from each other? It's all just a means to an immortal end? 10/10 good shit

Mona x Slime 3/10 because I don't care for Mona, however, I will always be a sucker for slimes and slime related shit. Slime x everyone baby, slime x everyone.

[ghcstwired]

[ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ?

Ryujin once dreamt of becoming an art teacher, a path he would have followed if his idol career hadn’t worked out. He gave up on it when the music took over, but there’s still a part of him that wonders what life would have been like, surrounded by colors instead of the shadows of fame … and JJ’s quiet influence.

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 ! ( accepting )

[signsenough]

falsely (?) accused gang

[akaanmo]

in honor of me getting the tim pride funko

[alwaysurvalentine]

okay but what if I re-write the plot of Second Hand Lions (one of my all time fave films) with young Eddie visiting his Uncle Wayne and Uncle Benny? what then?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime Doey would love the animatronics..

[stealingpotatoes]

the naberrie family over the years <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[beebfreeb]

An Interview with Dot.

[beelzeebub]

more catholic yaoi for you

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[giantkillerjack]

I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! She'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

[cepheusgalaxy]

Image description: Four lines of the lyrics of a Spotfy song, "Perfect" by One Direction: I might never be your knight in shining armor/I might never be the one you take home to mother/And I might never be the one who brings you flowers/But I can be the one, be the one tonight. /end ID.

Interesting lyrics 👀