#IT WAS A TRAP
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I have been stuck in an infinite chat hell loop with Norton's non-existence customer service for the last fifteen minutes, and my slowly devolving boredom and simmering annoyance has me googling misremembered tumblrspeak phrases that the search results that are coming up would probably be concerning if anyone else saw them
#the moral of the story is to never give norton your credit card info#the only reason i have it is because it came with my computer and they begged me to stay for just $1 a year#IT WAS A TRAP#they will charge you without warning 30-45 days before your sub ends#and it's a war of attrition to find a real live human#to even begin to initiate a refund request#i have 10 minutes left#i'm holding onto this open tab with what's left of my sanity#this is what my friday night has become#prayer circle for my sanity
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This is a trap, right? This is definitely a trap...?
#it was a trap#it was definitely a trap#so many legs ::shudder::#avowed#obsidian avowed#mabari plays
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Did too much yesterday (got very excited about standing before bed and i was like ooooh its just a few minutes before bed... what could happen) so today is gonna be strictly bed ridden but hey at least yesterday i baked delicious stuffed red peppers and apple terrine (with minimum help, i figured out how to use a low chair to stir things off the heat since the stove is too high for my wheelchair)
#i cant be happy about progress bc yeah this happens every time#there is only 1 professional who ever encouraged me to take it slow and not do too much#which works#unfortunately i have the voices of all the other ones telling im lazy and i dont want to get better#which leads to me trying to progress too fast. every. single. time#and also bc progress feels good i was so happy to stand#it was a trap#anyway. this should be at max a 2 day crash its just gonna be a long boring day#my partner is out for the weekend so my gf is coming over and she wants to nap a lot#she is my teacher in napping i do truly need to learn that skill
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Posting to give my mutuals a bowl of this stew I made earlier. It came out so well.
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the process by which sharks lose and regrow their teeth is called revolver dentition. also they replace their teeth approximately every two weeks, some sharks creating an average of 30,000 teeth in their lifetime, which is why there’s so many shark teeth in the fossil record. also also there were three different version of the black death—bubonic, pneumonic, and septicemic :)
Shark teeth heck yeah!!! Also the plague!!! Man it feels like smth I should be able to eat
#I think it’s because I watched NCIS#tony dinozzo snorting a crack like substance#no wonder I think I can eat it#IT WAS AN ACCIDENT GUYS#IM JUST REALIZING#TONY DID NIT SNORT IT ON PURPOSE#IT WAS A TRAP#you ask plink answers#lovely merriclo#thank you for the ask! 🩷#my mutual in spirit
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oh well i was little too excited, that was me tho-💌
no going back now!! we locked in 🖐️🖐️
warning i’m a little crazy

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looking up a fanmade comic about mob psycho thinking it’s just gonna be angst and then getting gay sex with no warning is.
#I WASN’T EXPECTING IT#FIRST FUCKING THING#i saw a weird ad and that should have been my first clue#but i was like “oh those are just the typical weird ads when you look up manga in general”#it was a trap#i saw the gorgeous art and was like “ooh this looks good” and then it was. that#my brain sees pretty art and doesn’t thing twice#jesus christ#give me a second#what the fuck#ew ew ew#bad website#bad bad website#cnp rants
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So crazy how you hop on someone's blog to look at ONE post, and five minutes later you're elbow deep in a weeks worth of posts, happy as a tick. Just scrollin' forever, liking and reblongging away, meanwhile the original post that brought you there in the first place is long since forgotten, lol.
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#comics#artists on tumblr#dragons#foolfortune#i've been thinking about what if dragons were common household pests in wales#and thought it would be nice if they had somewhere safe to go#trap and release sort of deal
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discord servers replacing forums and similar niche communities primarily sucks for being a black hole of information but a close second is that it discourages lurking. maybe i want to anonymously observe a community to see what people are like and if i would fit in before i start interacting! maybe i don't want to immediately jump in to a spammed chorus of animated greeting stickers on an account tied to several other elements of my online identity! let me lurk!!!

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shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:




op also frequently posted to PUA subs
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So bouncy!😋
DMs open to submissions📥
#big beautiful breasts#big breasted women#big tiddy committee#hot as hell#huge hangers#huge tiddies#huge titts#jiggling titts#massive milkers#perfect breast#big breasted girl#booby trap#big natural breasts#amazing body#massive breasts#huge natural breasts#natural body#saggy breasts#big titis#massive juggs#saggy juggs#huge bewbs#so jiggly#hot titts#nice tiddies#bouncing titts#big tiddy community
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Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs
Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely
Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-
Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor
Bruce: what
#batfam#batfam headcanons#batman#damian wayne#bruce wayne#batfamily#the one city where every parent is like do NOT become a doctor#parents in gotham saying Darling Higher Education is a Trap#looks at Arkham and asks what's that? that's where u go after grad school honey
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