#IT WAS A TRAP

[greyias]

I have been stuck in an infinite chat hell loop with Norton's non-existence customer service for the last fifteen minutes, and my slowly devolving boredom and simmering annoyance has me googling misremembered tumblrspeak phrases that the search results that are coming up would probably be concerning if anyone else saw them

[littlelostmabari]

This is a trap, right? This is definitely a trap...?

[natandacat]

Did too much yesterday (got very excited about standing before bed and i was like ooooh its just a few minutes before bed... what could happen) so today is gonna be strictly bed ridden but hey at least yesterday i baked delicious stuffed red peppers and apple terrine (with minimum help, i figured out how to use a low chair to stir things off the heat since the stove is too high for my wheelchair)

[jasontoddsthighholsters]

Posting to give my mutuals a bowl of this stew I made earlier. It came out so well.

[milkyplier]

the process by which sharks lose and regrow their teeth is called revolver dentition. also they replace their teeth approximately every two weeks, some sharks creating an average of 30,000 teeth in their lifetime, which is why there’s so many shark teeth in the fossil record. also also there were three different version of the black death—bubonic, pneumonic, and septicemic :)

Shark teeth heck yeah!!! Also the plague!!! Man it feels like smth I should be able to eat

[fullsunstrawberry]

oh well i was little too excited, that was me tho-💌

no going back now!! we locked in 🖐️🖐️

warning i’m a little crazy

[wawataka]

looking up a fanmade comic about mob psycho thinking it’s just gonna be angst and then getting gay sex with no warning is.

[sessakag]

So crazy how you hop on someone's blog to look at ONE post, and five minutes later you're elbow deep in a weeks worth of posts, happy as a tick. Just scrollin' forever, liking and reblongging away, meanwhile the original post that brought you there in the first place is long since forgotten, lol.

[foolfortune]

[shithowdy]

discord servers replacing forums and similar niche communities primarily sucks for being a black hole of information but a close second is that it discourages lurking. maybe i want to anonymously observe a community to see what people are like and if i would fit in before i start interacting! maybe i don't want to immediately jump in to a spammed chorus of animated greeting stickers on an account tied to several other elements of my online identity! let me lurk!!!

[werewiire]

shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:

op also frequently posted to PUA subs

[bigdickmenace]

So bouncy!😋

DMs open to submissions📥

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[business-as-usual-bats]

Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs

Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely

Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-

Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor

Bruce: what

[odinsblog]