#IT WAS A TRIP
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captain-ghost · 5 months ago
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"Amazed I haven't singed my eyebrows off. They're my seventh cutest feature." Implying that Jack has a complete ranking on all of his features based on how pretty they are. I expect nothing less. Continue.
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sarcastic-positivity · 2 years ago
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Bone gays
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d-anas-art · 3 months ago
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Translation: "Coming to mountain pass for the first time after playing the game for over 777 hours."
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beebobeebo · 3 months ago
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Eagles won.
They even had enough brotherly love to let that 2 points in, so their score wasn't double.
We love to see it.
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shelfthe-reader · 4 months ago
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Just tried to explain the plot of 5.17 to my mother. She left me.
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kromaticglass · 1 year ago
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The fontaine archon quest has ruined me
Hoyoverse you are paying for my therapy i swEAR TO GOD
Neuvillette's reclaiming of the authority??? Focalors and Furina?? The whole Poisson part of the quest?? I'm gonna fucking cry.
I'll be ranting about this later once I have the time to process, because holy shIT
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iamjackedwards · 2 years ago
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kelly sutherland is reffing tn… 😬
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vixvigil · 8 months ago
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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monstermonger · 3 months ago
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i love when i look into a window and find a cat there... | minizine ♡
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bittersweet-poem · 1 month ago
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supreme-leader-stoat · 7 months ago
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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:
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duckysprouts · 10 months ago
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brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw
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sorairoknife · 1 year ago
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intermundia · 1 year ago
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
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owllooker · 5 months ago
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You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
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