#IT WAS A WORK NICKNAME

[majunju]

after the party 1/?

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.

I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny

[sualne]

Old and new gifts.

(timeline)

[seleneprince]

The delicious, tragic irony of Percy, who looks exactly like Rhea, being both desired and loved by:

Luke Castellan. Kronos' right hand and host, sharing his ideals as well.

Jason Grace. Son of Zeus who's straight up Kronos' carbon copy.

And falling in love for both of them simultaneously.

One way or another, she's doomed to relive the past.

[zaltynn]

grocery shopping

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

[naturesass]

the many names you go by

[sun-e-chips]

Your fake husband sneaks some kisses while you cross the resort catwalk

Sun logic: It’s not PDA if there aren’t any resort and park guests around to see it~

^^ This was the cursed artwork that I had to recreate from memory because medibang paint decided kisses were illegal

(this exists now only because I really needed the reference of how I drew Suns rays from this angle)

[blorbocedes]

monza, 2015, nico rosberg reacts to teammate lewis hamilton dyeing his hair blonde after years of being called golidlocks, britney, blondie by him

rip blondecedes. lewis absolutely fried his hair but it was momentarily cuntserven

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Quest Continues...

(part 1- part 2)

[annonnex]

I rarely draw Sebastian and Pink interacting so I gave it a try I guess

[lifeofclonewars]

Since the Wolfpack is search and rescue in canon that means it makes perfect sense to make them all firefighters. Plo is captain, the rest of the crew is the team. You can make R2 and 3PO cats that are always stuck in trees that Wolffe hates getting calls for. It's perfect

[madaqueue]

‘how’s the weather down there? does the little mouse get scared being so tiny?’

‘doesn’t the air get thinner up high? is that why you’re so stupid, idiot dazai? because that dumb brain of yours doesn’t get enough oxygen?’

‘heh, my genius brain gets plenty of oxygen, thank you.’

‘i’m going to step on you, you absolute bug.’

‘aw, did i make the little mouse angry? i’m so scared~’

thank you to the absolutely INCREDIBLE @damianito for bringing this to life!!!!!!! it’s everything i could have ever wanted and more :��)

[1percentcharge]

whinneas gage?

[jemilygifs]

I have Garcia running a systems analysis in case they hacked us.

CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION — 18.09 “CollateRal”

[marzipanandminutiae]

things people do when you have a frequently-shortened name, that you personally do not shorten

my coworker, fully audible to me from the front desk: ...there's your ticket, and my colleague Full First Name is inside to answer any questions!

me: hello, welcome to the museum! I see you eyeing my nametag AND staff ID, both of which have my preferred name on them. great!

guest: so you're Full First Name?

me: sure am! let me know if you have any questions :)

TEN MINUTES LATER

guest: hey! Common Nickname For My Name!

me: yes? oh, and it's Full First Name, not Nickname. I get that a lot. what was your question? :)

guest: oh. well...your coworker told me it was Common Nickname. anyway, could you tell me more about-