#IT WAS NOT

[jabberwockymoreau]

There’s a fine line between ‘I, as a human being with eyes, can see this boy is good looking’ and 'most savagely handsome’ and Adam Parrish somersaulted the fuck over it.

[royal-harpy]

my beautiful children, Unnamed, Unnamed , Unnamed, Unnamed, Unnamed , and Unnamed

[sea-beam]

its not you either 🏔

[sstarsshinee]

I don’t know what to say x

[blockoframen]

Kakashi: You say you're Naruto's friend, but how do I know that's true?

Sasuke: Why would anyone claim to be friends with Naruto if they weren't?

Kakashi: ...

Kakashi: Alright, I'll give you that one.

[kharismon]

*Aziraphale, trashing the bookshop, frantic to find something, on verge of tears*

Crowley, walking in: Whoa, Angel! What happens? Someone had the nerve of actually buying a book? I can track them down and...

Aziraphale, distressed: No! Oh, what a mess I am! I lost the cellular phone that you gifted me! The one with the photographic camera inside, I keep the dishes that I like most...

Crowley, huffing but with a big smile: Do not worry, I can call it and we'll find it

*phone rings in a pile of book, blasting "Love of My Life" by Queen*

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ... it's... unrelated...

[marvel-lous-things]

In a desi household you either learn to differentiate between chillis and finely chopped beans in your food as a wee child or you get Killed

[unpretty]

did i ever mention here that alex jones' lawyer was previously a federal prosecutor in the state of texas appointed by eric holder

[castielsupernatural]

a middle school in my town just changed their dress code to ban all black clothing because it’s associated with poor mental health????? hello???

[yepthatsacowalright]

THIS MAN’S VOICCCCCCCCE 

[mighty-thundering-lord]

You have something on your lip sir.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

In the nature doc AU, I'm imagining there's gotta be at least ONE guy who is the Steve Irwin of that universe (I.E "These giant robots could step on me OR run me over, I'm gonna poke one") at least in the early stages, how would the bots each react to that?

I’ve never watched Steve Irwin before but I have seen a couple of TikTok guys doing something similar!

[cloud-ya]

fisher himeko catching kaslanas to parent

[critter-of-habit]

I’m sorry, but w H A T,

[antahriksh]

Ahsoka Tano: How did you know that would work?

Anakin Skywalker: I trusted my instincts.

Ahsoka Tano: You mean you guessed.

Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, but it was an educated guess.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Matthias: I do strangely like it when shes rude to me. Hopefully thats more of a psychological defect than a sexual one