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laski-and-sage · 2 years

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TJ: Y'know... I understand if you wanna go vegetarian or vegan- Your thing! But if I have my steak on my plate and you gonna beg me not to eat it... what's the use of it?

Pip: Try to... convince you?

TJ:

TJ: The cow is already dead, cooked and right in front of me. If you can bring that thing back to life I'll give you the steak! But... damn! Dead is dead!

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tangledinink · 10 months

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new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

#this is a Joke but also No It's Not #it's just different flavors lmao #but both of them have absolutely fucked relationships with food #my poor babies... :(... who did this to you...?#(it was me i did)#leo spends a lot of time worrying about whAT hes eating and how mUCH hes eating and if hes eating the rIGHT thing #largely due to his mom and also just being a celebrity/child celebrity in general #but also in part due to:#donnie has a lot of food sensitivities which have really never been accommodated for at all and as a result he just #has a very negative association with food and eating. he doesnt LIKE eating and he avoids it a majority of the time.#its stressful and unpleasant and he doesnt like it #which ofc only gave leo another reason to hyperfixate on food and calories and nutritional value etc etc etc #which leads to #ironically #leo (who def has an undiagnosed ed and restricts/denies himself food regularly): worrying abt making sure donnie eats enough #donnie will do the same thing back sometimes but not with the same obsessiveness that leo does #esp because the ideals surrounding eating and dieting set up around them really kind of just #lead them both to believe (at least to an extent) that leo is fine and eats a totally healthy and ok amount of food (esp in comparison to d #(no he doesnt)(and even when he does thats not the point)#tw eating disorders #cw eating disorders #eating disorders #tw disorders eating #cw disordered eating #disordered eating #gemini au asks #asks #anon

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is-the-owl-video-cute · 4 months

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Tags on a post that said “if both candidates agree on an issue, it’s a non-issue”. Regarding a genocide.

Okay lol. Very normal people on the “vote blue no matter who” side.

“I personally don’t want to die” yet you’re alright voting for someone who kills others just because you think it’s a lost cause? You’d rather vote for someone you KNOW is going to kill thousands of Palestinians just because he MIGHT not kill you. And that is an extremely privileged take.

“Mehmehmeh third party can NEVER win” yes because you’d rather give Biden a deepthroat than actually vote for important change. This isn’t something like tax brackets or stimulus checks, Biden is, currently, right now, killing people. He condemns Israel to the press and then mails them more bombs through the “”humanitarian aid”” port he built.

I swear to god Biden could pick up an infant, bring it to the podium during a speech, set it on fire, and slam it on the ground as hard as he physically could and you’d still vote for him as long as it wasn’t YOUR baby.

Anyway, I’m done humoring this. I’m breaking and blocking mutuals over this. I’m not going to pretend this is an even remotely leftist let alone justifiable take.

#vote blue no matter who is such a joke #Biden is a Catholic conservative who protested the end of segregation #he’s the type of vermin who would spit on a black child if they wanted to drink out of a white water fountain #and you people just eat it up because the ballot says democrat #grow up and grow a brain #if it looks like duck and quacks like a duck that ducks a wannabe Nazi named Biden #Also Bogleech being a clown again what else is new #anyway if you vote Biden you can block me just like if you vote for trump #‘mehmehmeh Biden won’t get trans people killed’ yes. He will. You think he’s NOT transphobic?? Please.#The only way Biden does anything to protect trans people is if it distracts from his genocide #but frankly I think at most he’s just going to look the other way as Republican lawmakers quietly strip rights away #because he is a conservative and believes in traditional Christian values and doesn’t want queers to have rights any more than trump does

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heartru · 5 months

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my least favourite thing from the watcher discourse has been people saying “WE never asked for higher quality” or “your most popular shows are where you just sit around and talk!!” - babes its likely not what THEY want to do for the rest of eternity lol. they’re allowed to want to grow as creatives and make things they are proud of?

#like i absolutely didn’t agree with their move to a paid model platform but this response isn’t the criticism u think it is #that and also the continious shit i saw about steven owning a tesla #like babes its HIS money? he’s allowed nice things and upgrades in his life lol?#AND the stuff about them making 100k from patreon with eat the rich comments #100k per month likely doesn’t cover all operating costs like you guys r thinking it does #they likely didn’t want to keep doing ad reads that interrupted their content structure and how they THEMSELVES percieved its value #as a former business major tho i def think even a little bit of market research could have stopped this lol #respectfully no one wants to pay for another thing #and the communication on it was unfortunately shit #but its not that big of a mistake that we tear em down like this #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim

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sergle · 5 months

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lollll stevens insta post is so tone def too like uhh u can smell the privilege coming off this 🧍

ohhhh... I think I'm going to hurt him

#''for those who won't be joining us'' WON'T?????? Will Not. huh hm. strange phrasing #how about. for those who can't afford to join us. god i'm rollin my eyes #WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO STANKY. so wait #does this decision have DIRECT CORRELATION to him wanting to do more of his food shows again???#the ones where he takes his christian ass to upscale dining places in japan and italy and shit and eats the most expensive thing he can fin #bc that is SO not what ppl subbed to watcher for bro. this was NOT worth-it hype #this was ghoul boys hype #and i don't gaf about production value eitherrrRRRR #sergle answers #i know i'm not alone in liking the stuff they made that was lower production value #that's not where the Value actually lies. it isn't valuable bc it's more Produced #it's valuable bc it's funny and people like ryan and shane's personalities and the show formats

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essektheylyss · 9 days

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I was personally assaulted (honorific) by this essay on ambition. It's very good.

#megs is reading #I would've linked it as a full link but it didn't parse right. which probably means it has some settings against AI which. good for them!#hilariously I was complaining immediately before reading it that SO MUCH of the discussion around burnout and overwork are like #'well you should train yourself to enjoy things and live in the moment and say fuck work and not worry about it making you more productive!#and like. as a writer. as a person whose brain will eat itself alive if I do not write. NOT because augh productivity #but cuz [that one post about how if you don't draw the images will clog up inside you and make you sick]#this does not ever spark joy. I want to do the work I enjoy and find fulfilling! I want that work to be valued enough to let me do it!#where is my discussion around burnout for people who like. can in fact sit down and enjoy a nice cup of tea or cooking a pot of soup #that's not the goddamn problem here. the problem is that not all labor is valued and in fact very little labor if any is valued.#the products are labor are valued. the labor itself is an inconvenient stepping stone that it would be nice to not have to take.#ANYWAY I'm just going to go try to finish my fucking book draft now. and convince myself that it matters.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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i love your blog so much. i love your art. im eating it

Finally, I have discovered why my art has bite marks on it. I can't stop what's already been done so...Guess I'm flattered?

#ask #non mdzs #Fed is fed and paper isn't the worst thing out there but its nutritional value is basically null. So make sure you supplement your diet!#Jokes aside thank you very much for the sweet message #I say this a lot but it *really* does mean a lot to me that people enjoy the stuff I'm doing on this blog #I want to do the best first and foremost for *me* but having an audience has been very motivating!#People have mentioned that these comics have given them something to look forwards to in the week and tbh yall's comments do the same for m #its a mutually beneficial relationship. Anon I'm eating *your* message

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spicyicymeloncat · 3 months

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You ever think about how whenever you hit a female character with the “buff, smartass, takes no shit, is never vulnerable” gun you might accidentally be reinventing the “tough guys don’t cry” mentality which is part of the reason why men have shorter lifespans than women.

Being vulnerable isn’t inherently female but you’re hating it for misogynistic reasons anyways and it helps no one on the gender spectrum.

#saw a post about lttm and how she should be portrayed with having righteous anger and like #you could eat 20% of her whole soul and she still chats to you #granted she’s still mad and she just doesn’t have anything better to do #but she doesn’t act on her anger she tries to move on and be practical about it #she doesn’t value anger or acting on it for better or worse #actually it’s interesting the angriest slugcat is the only one who can’t rlly visit her #this was a general sexism post sorry got off topic #I’m sleepy #feel free to apply this to any female character that ppl try to avoid giving angst to just cuz their strong #moon isn’t one of them tho I think most of the fandom does get her #but like nya Ninjago #or rlly any Ninjago women #idk #gn

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moodr1ng · 24 days

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every time someone asks me about why i have a pet leech and why i feed it on me and i gotta be like welll you see i find theres a sort of grounding aspect to having a relationship to an animal that is parasitic and where you dont just give the animal food, you ARE the animals food, and a leech is a very safe way to feel like i am in some way integrated, even if minimally, in a food chain that i have largely been able to discard; i am never under any impression that the leech likes me or even has the capacity to like me or have any particular opinion about me, and in fact i dont really see it as a pet so much as just.. a creature that lives in my space and that eats a bit of me sometimes, and i kind of like having that. i think theres a certain attraction to the idea of being essentially consumed which we have very few realistic ways of actually experiencing and a leech does do that. it is profoundly fascinating to me to watch a leech actively sucking up my blood, to observe the rhythmic undulation of its body as it visibly gorges itself and to see it become larger and larger off of matter that is literally me - in much the same way that i always find myself watching my blood be drawn with a sort of visceral satisfaction, except its weirder and better.

but the reality is just well im a vampire so its funny that i also have another thing that sucks my blood lol!!!!

#97 #leech tw #blood cw #but also like this is the cannibalism as love website or whatever so surely you can figure it out right #like its nice to have another creature eat you when it doesnt really hurt you. and its nice to see a lot of your own blood sometimes.#which does happen after a leech bite as despite being deceptively small it will bleed PROFUSELY and gushingly for the next 10 hours.#keeps you humble!#i do wish i was into my own blood as i could definitely fill like. at least a quarter of a glass w the blood that comes out after a bite #but im just not rly that inspired by drinking my own blood. like theres no added value.#should i tag this for cannibalism for that last part jic..#cannibalism cw

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anonymocha · 6 months

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suddenly seeing parallels between kumar and medicine pocket

#wonderful day to be a kaalaa baunaa x medicine pocket shipper #you know the difference between kumar and mp #kumar did the things she did out of vengeance — a cause — a purpose #and a desire to destroy others or oneself #mp does the insane shit they do because its FUN #because they have the capabilities to bear it #essentially because they can #considering their dialogue and hobby; they definitely hold life at a high value #perhaps careless #but honest #both defo insane and self-concerned #just in different flavors #hence why i think shipping kb x mp is either an angst abyss or healing journey #mp is smart and emotionally mature despite their mad kid behavior #but yes definitely a victim of impulse and chaotic practices #meanwhile kaalaa baunaa is a woman of method and routine #in research or in life #these two are kind of opposites...#mp shows a petty and nasty front but behind it lies a surprisingly mature and insightful self #kb maintains monumental composure and mysterious but friendly front #although inside i am sure many many things eat away at her #especially kumar #oh ESPECIALLY kumar #she probably acts all cool and level-headed saying things like “life goes on”#she starts to fail to follow her own philosophies and drown herself in work #because staying still will only make the memories of kumar manifest louder #she relies on her routines for comfort; whats always there and always will be #but shes tiring herself out because she cannot entirely confront the idea that kumar is gone #because kumar's presence IS a part of her routine — her methods — course — orbit #mp is like a replacement — better or worse? fuck around n find out

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evilmagician430 · 1 year

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spencer is the only thing keeping the acachalla house from being infested with bugs and rodents such as rats and mice. this is why they keep him around and also why they do not let him leave. hes like a barn cat

#im partially joking ofcourse they keep him around because he is a beloved son and brother and familly values ^^#but he does also keep the house free of vermin. besides himself SORRY HES ME SO IM ALLOWED 2 BE MEAN #also remember how at some point the acachallas moved to a different house and left spencer behind in the abandoned original house #and they came back to get their money out of the washing machine or whatever and he rose out of the soil to be like #GTFO this is my house now!!!!!! and they only conceded because sally was a kirby and he helped her get normal again. remember that #i prefer a continuity where they all live together in the original house of course but this situation in canon is very interesting to me.#the acachallas have multiple locations opened up and spencer is hunting all the mice out of the one he lives in. hes eating good for once #venturiantale #taleblr #evilmartin430.txt #spencer acachalla

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mariocki · 2 months

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Friday the 13th (2009)

"Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me."

#friday the 13th #jasoniad #2009 #marcus nispel #damian shannon #mark swift #jared padalecki #danielle panabaker #amanda righetti #travis van winkle #aaron yoo #derek mears #jonathan sadowski #julianna guill #ben feldman #arlen escarpeta #ryan hansen #willa ford #america olivo #nana visitor #nick mennell #surprisingly fun retread of a hoary old franchise. was inspired to look this up after watching the 2013 Evil Dead‚ a whip smart reimagining #of a pre existing concept; this isn't that film‚ and it isn't interested in doing anything really that's new or unexpected #instead it blasts through a rapid recap of the og film and then delivers cherry picked highlights from the sequels (with particular #emphasis on films 2 and 3). and that's actually fine! bc this is kind of a fun best bits compilation and that may not make for #cinematic immortality or a revamped new franchise but it makes for a fine time when watching a movie while eating crisps in your home #the supporting cast are a fun assembly of exaggerated personalities (which is also quite faithful to the original films) but it must be #said that the leads (particularly the rather.. subtle.. personality of Mr Padalecki) don't offer quite the same good value #still im glad to have officially finished the Jasoniad some 18 months after I started it!#oh also a minor complaint: absolutely does not use the iconic original theme enough‚ only really teasing it briefly in one scene

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tonysopranosfeverdreams · 7 months

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whenever anyone comments on my body i want to cut all ties tbh

#the other day my boss said youre skinny you dont have to worry about diet #and i almost dropped everything i was carrying #i get such contradictory remarks from ppl #including when my bf made a rly cruel remark abt me gaining weight in december that stuck with me #but i wish no one would say anything bc it always feels like a value judgment #i do not have a healthy relationship with my body i feel like im constantly being tossed back and forth in the sea #i feel like someones holding up a prism and im seeing myself from all these wildly different angles but its so bright it just becomes unrea #idk i heard my boss say something else while i was eating a cookie the other day #like how does she eat what she wants or something #and it made me want to shrink like why is everyone looking at me through these judgmental lenses

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wiser-girl · 1 year

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My mother seriously just took the muffin I was given at a bakery today bc we were there when they were closing so they gave it to me for free and says she’s giving it to our neighbour bc I’m so fat I clearly don’t need it I’m fucking LIVID

#1. there is nothing wrong with being fat but I’m literally just not #midsized maybe but she genuinely just has no construct of size I’m a fucking Australian 12 #2. IT WAS MY FUCKING FOOD AND SHE STOLE IT I WAS LOOKING FOWARD TO IT FOR HOURS #3. WEIGHT DOES NOT HAVE A MORAL VALUE IM ALLOWED TO EAT ‘UNHEALTHY’ FOOD IF I WANT TO #I’m genuinely just crying now she makes me feel like this gigantic monster just bc she’s naturally petite and can’t comprehend that I’m fine #with not having a flat stomach and not going to gym 4 times a week oh my fucking god #anyway I miss when I was away and for the first time in probably a decade I could go more than a week without someone commenting #on my appearance holy shit I just want to feel neutral about my body #it’s a fucking wonder I don’t have an ED after growing up in this house #fatphobia tw #my post

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justaholeinmysoul · 1 year

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Some of yall really don't know what it means to be working class in some countries. Yes maybe we can afford little "luxuries" from time to time but that doesn't make people rich or capable to completely boycott the low costs companies.

#what is middle class does it exist and working class is all poor or just can't afford certain stuff? it's more complicated now than ever #and yet yes labour should be payed right it isn't and life costs a shitton of money and people are like i rather buy this than eat bc yolo #who are you to judge tho? ik it's a vicious circle but it's also quite classist to think that we should boycott shein or McDonald's bc #they're evil but cheap and we want to pay according to what we get. do u think speculation isn't a thing even w ethical stuff #omg people don't want to pay 400 euros for vegan jeans or 8900 dollars for a painting they want free ai art shame shame #maybe people want things they can't afford and should just settle yk i can't afford a Ferrari oh well and then comes china w a fake ferrari #that costs 3 dollars and ur like mmmh and the ferrari was built by children and maybe ur evil or maybe laws can step in #and create an option in the middle #it's not always poor people greed or fomo fault if they want to have something more at a lower price #do u really think that everything expensive that says it's fair and good really is? based on what #a.i. is so hated but it's trained on what's popular in what humans value and artists are so pretentious so who's really evil #usians wouldnt understand yall pay everything will to pay demand to pay more..u dont even get the concept of bargain and that sets the tone

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kdsburneraccount · 2 years

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Wow okay anyways

#re: Lamar contract situation i don’t think it’s that deep #kinda weird that a bunch of teams are coming out and saying they aren’t interested but i don’t think it’s intentional collusion #more just ppl looking at the watson contract and going 'that's stupid! let's not act like the browns'#and trying to get the market value lower so they can get a franchise qb at a bargain #like w the falcons it would've been nice to acquire him but we are so far away from competing in the nfc that it feels like a bit much 😭#would rather let other stuff develop before deciding to go all in w multiple picks and a big contract #i think the conflict is more representative of a larger player v owner thing when it comes to guaranteed contracts #does seem like the nflpa would advocate for guaranteed contracts bc they rep like the 99% that won't make generational wealth #but if its normalized for the star players well idk how normal guys will have guaranteed contracts #players union trying to have their cake and eat it or something #anyways the ravens tagged him and i'd be surprised if he was traded #players do love him it seems #i do think when its all said and done he will have a bigger contract than the guy referenced in the tweet #idk if those shots were needed to be taken tho but at least they're being honest #nfl

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