#Ik it’s a kid so and nbd

[sunsoaked-living-blog]

Just rewatched the Fright Knight episode in DP s1…. Dash is nasty 😭😭😭😭wtaf is he doing parading around that old crusty musty dusty and dirty tidy whitey😭😭 why would he keep that on him to whip out on demand like that 🤢

It was animation and I was actually SICK watching that. Danny is honestly lucky that nasty piece of cloth didn’t do him the rest of the way in 💀💀💀💀

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

whilst on the topic of titans!dick grayson, being the most overdramatic man in existence. I made this post like a few weeks ago because lbr here, no one would be surprised if dick fucking ripped off his shirt for NO REASON, it would be fitting for him in titansverse (also adding to the already handful amount of shirtless scenes hes had in the show), yet it would be one of the less tamed dramatic shenanigans he's done compared to the ones he's done in the show. like:

a. burning the robin suit as symbolism for letting it go (he was called a drama queen, in canon, for doing that)

b. every time he went off on his own and GOT SHOT. and then just got up and went back to doing what he was doing before like it's nbd

c. the number of times he's almost killed people by beating them to a pulp (especially season 1 dick when was having an identity crisis), literally kory had to stop him one time

d. like you mentioned, him getting put in prison as a timeout for what happened with jericho

e. casually mentions that him and kory should get right on with making kids like it was just a regular and normal question........ like, slow the fuck down. ik yall have been through it but just relax for a bit, please

there's a lot more but yk, that's the gist of it

he ISSSSSS such a drama queen

also I don't think he would rip off his shirt for 'no' reason - but he would rip off his shirt for the tiniest little reasons. like if he got a tiny little coffee spill on his shirt, just RIP THE WHOLE THING OFF. or if someone else got a small cut on their arm, he RIPS OFF HIS WHOLE SHIRT in order to use it as a bandage for their wound. I wanted to see more of that from him

but he is such a fucking drama queen omg. like - when the suit maker torched that fruit cake to show how insulted he was about Dick lighting the suit on fire, that was right on par with Dick's energy

a few more of his drama queen antics:

making Jason's suicide attempt all about him (which actually pissed me off, but it is so in character for him)

drinking a glass of champagne and then throwing the champagne glass behind his head to smash on the floor like it's disposable ????

which he did that ^^ right before FIRING A LIVE GUN into a bathtub next to a man's naked body as an intimidation tactic

as a 15 year old kid - doing complex parkour out a window and onto a tree in order to 'run away' from Wayne Manor when he could have just calmly walked out one of the 20 doors without Bruce ever noticing

AND also as a 15 year old kid, stealing an expensive ass car and joyriding with it at like 100mph and getting arrested and then later claiming that he was doing this because he was out looking for the people who killed his parents ???

carving 'JERICHO IS ALIVE' into his prison cell wall in crazy people chicken scratch instead of just PICKING UP THE PHONE AND CALLING SOMEONE TO TELL THEM

going on a crime spree stealing million dollar artefacts with Barbara as his late 'teenage' rebellion against Bruce

among many, many other things

[joysmercer]

☕️ + mr sweet and eddie?

im so sorry this is 90% dissing sweet sldkfjsl

mr sweet isn't 100% evil or anything but he's a shit dad and no excuse he gives can negate that tbh. he spends so much of s2 trying to "fix" eddie's behavior, despite the fact that he's a teacher and should realize that a lot of eddie's antics were literally just for attention from him. and then when eddie finds out he's the osirian, sweet uses that as an excuse instead of properly apologizing – after all, if they were going to keep joy hidden away for a year anyway, there was no reason for eddie to be kept away (especially since they knew the date of the ceremony well in advance—why did sweet just ignore eddie for 16 years then??) and with season 3…man he pisses me off so so much. eddie's destroyed at the thought of his dad being involved in the society and his dad apparently didn't tell him anything about anything over the summer (despite promising to) so that doesn't help. and yeah like you said, the kids could've been a lot less sneaky about things to help their credibility, but idk if my son is deliberately meddling in something super important to me, i'd wonder why and try and figure that out instead of ignoring, gaslighting, or punishing him time and time again (especially since doing so would make my life so much easier!!). and ik it was played off as a joke almost but what kind of father just assumes their kid is faking illness and *sends them off in an ambulance* instead of a) double-checking they're truly faking (like. the eclipse breakfast had completely disappeared and it's not out of the realm of possibility for eddie to be behind that), and then b) trying to figure out why/having an actual conversation/not sending him to a fucking hospital all by himself. and then he has the gall to expect instant forgiveness after all that + the expulsions (which he didn't even bother to come say goodbye for)??? tl/dr; mr. sweet did nothing but pretend to show him love and affection before pulling it away the minute eddie stepped out of line, and it's heartbreaking.

god like if sweet knew the osirian had to be sacrificed in tor before the events of tor, i wouldn't have been surprised if he acted like eddie dying was nbd for the "greater good".

[eatprayjop]

:/

[oceanmoss]

told this guy i have mild pcos like . Two years ago and he was so concerned he thought it's such a scary disease or smth and every time he asks me how the Um . disease is going!!! and if i'm alright!!!! and if i'll ever manage to have kids 😰😰😰 boy u really don't understand . i also told him all girls ik have it and it's literally nbd but Nah . the DISEASE. r u gonna live !!! i told him i don't have it anymore and i'm cured and doing great (i didn't even go to a dr) so i hope he's freaking out less rn <3

[mobtism]

Fandom asks- the Lego ninjago everybody’s been watching

TY FOR THE ASK!! <3 always love talking abt ninjago hehe

ask game

blorbo - LLOYD AND JAY..... for different reasons tho <3 jay is relatable and lloyd is my character to think indepth and have analyses abt... not that i dont do that w/ jay too but <3 its different.

scrunkly - ACRONIX <33 literally love that time guy soooo much i look at him and im like 🥺🥺🥺 thats my guy... loml

scrimblo bimblo - AKITA AND OKINO... i will think abt them forever they mean sooooooo much to me. akita is a really wonderful character on her own, and also having her be a good companion to lloyd in s11 was so important... and okino is a really awesome character and he fits one of my fav character types of ever... so they both mean <3 sm to me. woohoo!🥰🥰🥰

glup shitto - this one was hard at first but then i realized. TOX. she is SO COOL i love that shes the master of poison <33 and her design is rad as hell. also <3 wlw. LOVE HER SOSOSO MUCH SHES GREAT💛💛💛

poor little meow meow - i mean... i guess garmadon tbh... so complex (pre-season 8) and like. ugh. grrr. i wish they didnt do what they did in s8 for the fuck of it. anyway season 4 garmadon my beloved. dude did what he could to atone for his mistakes and all the damage he caused and it should've been left at that. could complain abt s8 forever js. OH ALSO DARETH. tbh hes more of a poor little meow meow bc hes just... mostly pathetic... but not problematic rlly. but he tries so hard i love him sm😢😢

horse plinko - misako. u abandon ur 7yr old kid so u can "study a prophecy" and go off on adventures?? leave her COMPLETELY alone on the streets without anyone to care for her? and then join back up w/ everyone like it was nbd. at least garmadon has complexities and thought SOMEONE was going to be there to take care of lloyd. misako... youre a cunt. get knocked silly in the plinko now and forever.

eeby deeby - harumi. sorry girl ik u have issues but ur a huge bitch. get well in hell.

[percyjacksonfan3]

The Last Olympian Thoughts

So because I have absolutely 0 self-control or restraint when it comes to this series and its characters, and for The Last Olympian in particular, I could not put TLO down. Because of this I figured I couldn’t do the usual photo reaction posts I have been so far, because the spam would just be ridiculous, so I am stealing the idea from @yourstrulytaaay​ to do a masterpost instead. (Adding a Read More cause this got ridiculously long)

Fun fact, TLO came out right after i finished reading the series for the first time so it's the first PJO book i bought  and my only hard cover one for the og series. I checked the year and turns out it was published 2009, which means i was actually 9 when i read the series for the first time. I realize this is not really a fun fact but i thought i was older when I first read the series so it's blowing my mind a little ‘cause now I’m 21 and everything hits different and i still have so much love for this series and the characters Okay onto book thoughts: - i was right that this book is gonna destroy me, the first line alone made me so excited and nostalgic it's ridiculous - I love Rachel and Percy sm tbh. Her being a bit of peace and normalcy in his life without always reminding Percy of who and what he is is so good for him. Just a little escape

- of course by the end of the book that's not the case any more but by the end he's lived his prophecy so he doesn't need it as badly, plus he and Annabeth are solid again - Percy saying Annabeth has been hard to be around lately... Ouch my heart. Luke really is the last thing that keeps them from being together and Percy is so jealous and Annabeth so torn and in pain, i feel so bad for them both

- Beckendorf 🥺🥺 - the telkhine with the Lil Demon lunchbox!! I forgot about him. Percy: 'i left him alive, partly because his lunchbox was cool' is one of my absolute favourite lines tbh - Paul taking Percy crabbing and being imperative in helping Percy kill the giant crab 💖 Paul Blofis is important and deserves the world, okay? - aw Percy, you can't save every demigod bb

- 'i had to fight him eventually. Why not now?... What difference would a week make?' Oh Percy you have no idea - real talk tho, the fact Kronos possessed Luke's body would also mess me tf up. Percy keeps forgetting it's not Luke anymore and yeah, that would be so so hard and confusing af, like what another smart little mind game for Kronos to pull on top of everything else - the fact Percy fights Kronos before getting the Achilles Curse and actually doesn't die within seconds is... Astounding. He kicks him in the chest! And yeah Kronos is weaker and still adjusting to Luke's body, but Percy is having trouble fighting Luke cause they used to be friends - Percy breaks Kronos' time magic!! Like?! Boy is POWERFUL.

- OUCH - honestly Luke, Thalia and Annabeth's family breaking the way it did... Don't talk to me. Poor Annabeth, Luke betrayed them, Thalia joined the Hunters because of Luke's betrayal so she's pretty much AWOL all the time and then Luke dies. Like Rick wtf, my heart can't take it? -Percy and Tyson having each others backs when talking to Poseidon in the underwater palace is the brother-brother relationship we love to see - Percy trying to stick a sand dollar in the vending machines at school 🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀ - the whole underwater interaction at Poseidon's palace? Perfection. Awkward family drama and all - Connor falling out of the tree when he sees Percy because he's so excited 😂😂

- 😭💖

- k, ik Clarisse isn't perfect but tbh if i was a child of Ares whose father was disrespected and hated by my fellow campers (ares deserves it but still) and that disrespect trickled down to how the other campers treated ME (which if Percy is reliable here, it obviously does) then i would also be irritated at being used for muscle and nothing else? And just expected to fight with the people who act as if they'd rather not have Ares kids around the rest of the time. Like Clarisse isn't totally wrong - Percy reading the prophecy, seeing he's meant to die and just being like 'i do not see it' and refusing to outright think about it makes me so sad for him - (but it taints every action after and he's super reckless afterwards bc of it- including finally breaking and accepting the Achilles Curse) - (also him taking this as the last straw and finally beginning to show Annabeth how he really feels, cause fuck it, he's dying anyway) - Give me more info about Rachel's backstory and family Rick!! -  how did i forget Percy willingly eats chocolates that taste like cardboard because 'i didnt have anything against cardboard' like sir? Ik Silena didn't want them but still? - 'she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful' STOP, MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT - Percy staring at Annabeth and forgetting what they're talking about cause hes so distracted 👌🏻

- hmm yeah... For some strange reason.... - i forgot how Percy totally bombs this convo bw them and now want to cry 😭 Annabeth is trying to talk about what's important and Percy, you sweet oblivious man, you're shooting her down without even realizing - love that they're both on the same wavelength tho. Percy two lines before, hmm it's cool to date ppl from other cabins, wonder why im thinking that around Annabeth, my best friend in the world, and then Annabeth a beat later, hmm, let me bring up Silena and Beckendorf and how it's important to be with the people you love when you have the chance, no way Percy will miss this huge hint right? - they're the best - k i honestly forgot Percy full on physically intimidates Leneus like that - luke telling his mom if he ran away the monsters wouldnt get her..i can just imagine luke crying when he says good bye before running away because he thinks it's his fault his mom is like that and he cant take care of and protect her anymore because it's too hard - uh oh now i have angsty pre-lightning thief luke fic inspo... Him, Thalia and Annabeth on the run... The ANGST -  Rick holds absolutely nothing back in this book and i am in pain - HESTIA!! 💖💖🥰 - actual loml - i love that Rick titled this book after her and that he wrote such a great series about the importance of family (biological, found or otherwise) and home, and that he said actually Hestia is the most important bc shes the most humble and keeps the peace and knows when to fight and when to yield and you protect what you love, which is your home - i just... Adore Hestia - Grover! Missed you babes - Hades is so so horrible to Nico, always comparing him to Bianca :/ - but i do love Hades, Persephone and Demeter together they make me laugh - oh god the River Styx - Achilles 🥺 - Annabeth being Percy's lifeline is, and continues to be, A Lot™ - 'my name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand.' LOL Why am i crying? - Like the fact there is no Percy without Annabeth, and that remembering her literally reminded him of who he is in his very soul... It's fine im fine - i won't even get into the parallels of her being his lifeline now and then later when Hera takes his memories but leaves the memory of Annabeth for Percy to fight to get back to (anyone who wants to yell about it with me... Feel free to message) - badass Percy is my fav Percy tbh - him defeating Hades?? Like? Hades is arguably the most powerful god, okay - i feel bad for Nico but if i was Percy I'd do the exact same, Nico, sorry man but this is a high stakes time crunch deal and Nico is literally the only hope of persuading Hades and distracted by his own internal stuff - flashbacks to Luke, Thalia and Annabeth hurt, ow - George and Martha are the best - damn i forgot Hermes full on nearly kills Percy here, yikes - Luke stop cockblocking Percabeth challenge

- i love!! Percy's love for New York!! So much!! - Percy leaving to live in New Rome in HoO is a lie and this is all the proof i need for why - the fact the entire last half of the book is the battle and aftermath... Such great buildup and pacing. All the tricks and twists and battles in this War of Manhattan? I would not take out a thing, Rick, you legend - of course then the final battle in hoo with the gods is what? Two pages? Ugh, don’t talk to me about my hatred for BoO and HoO - 'no detours you two' is still the cutest thing!!! - THE HUNTERS!! Thalia i missed you - good job Percy, you finally spent your sand dollar - Minotaur!! - 'dont i get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition right?' Percy finds out he's gonna die and is out of fucks to give and honestly I support him - also Michael just standing beside these two while they're flirting like umm 👀 👀 while a monster army marches towards them, nbd - Annabeth taking Ethan's knife meant for Percy!!! Cause she just knows his weak spot without him even telling her! They literally invented love - Feral Percy is so scary omg, i love how well Rick incorporates the Achilles Curse in this novel, with the whole heightened weaknesses and stuff ans the parallels to Achilles arrogance being what killed him and Percy's loyalty, fierceness and protective instinct being his own heightened weakness - the fact that Percy is the one who inadvertantly kills Michael Yew tho, I'll never recover from that - the fact Hades offers Maria di Angelo a golden palace by the Styx like how Poseidon offers Sally a palace under the sea tho. Let's talk about that parallel - the entire talk with Prometheus is so so good - not me picturing young Luke hiding in the closet to get away from his mom when she has an 'episode' -i love callbacks in stories and all of the callbacks to the rest of the series in this book make me very happy (medusa, minotaur, the underworld, Rainbow!! My baby!!, Daedalus and more) - Percy summoning a wholeass hurricane against Hyperion - the Party Ponies! They're so chaotic, i love it - Dionysus! 😁 I can't help it, i love him - Percy absolutely losing it when he sees Sally and Paul asleep in the car 🥺 - Rachel telling Percy he's not the hero screws with him so much :( poor bb - although i really really love how Rick wrote this, it's so refreshing to not have one chosen one save the world, but a combination of people - the drakon, Silena and Clarisse make me cry - the Patrochilles references, im not okay - Annabeth giving up on Luke after hearing what he did to Silena and Percy telling her that doesn't make him happy 😭 that whole interaction makes my heart ache - Percy giving Hestia Pandora's pithos 🥺 - and Hades, Nico and the others coming for a final attack is so badass, i love it - listen im glad the og trio were the ones to confront Luke on Olympus but the fact Thalia got so close and then pinned by a statue of HERA makes me so sad. Ik her and Luke were finished and she coped by cutting him off completely and giving up all hope but i would pay money to know what they would have said to each other to say goodbye - Ethan 🥺 - Poseidon joining the fight against Typhon is so cool, such a great scene - 'PEANUT BUTTER!' - Annabeth you brilliant badass you - RIP Luke, you werent great but you werent the worst either - the gods just rolling up seconds too late, wondering wtf happened in Olympus and who the dead body is - the chapter where the Olympians meet and give out rewards is one of my absolute favourites (again i am incensed we didn't get anything like this in HoO) - will Percy turning down immortality ever not make me scream in glee? No? Alright then - Annabeth being relieved like Percy was relieved at the end of Titan's Curse tho - oh Hermes :/ - its so hard reading all this and knowing what comes in HoO... Like it's such a cathartic, earned and mostly happy and peaceful ending and then HoO comes along and undermines it all - aww Rick let Paul see Olympus somehow pls, he deserves it, he killed a dracanae - (i would also love to see it) - Percy being more upset Rachel took his pegasus than her going to Camp and possibly dying, lol, priorities dude - i honestly think that Rick had other ideas for the second Great Prophecy and how things would go down in BoO, cause the prophecy like... Barely applies to BoO, Doors of Death are in book four, and explabations of it is all so unclear when Rick is usually pretty good with that stuff - PERCABETH - lol Percy complaining about privacy when he and Annabeth are caught kissing literally in the middle of the very open and public dining pavilion, okay - BEST UNDERWATER KISS OF ALL TIME - that's it and im a glass case of emotion - very happy to say that this series remains my favourite of all time 💖

 If anyone ever wants to come gush about anything Riordanverse related feel free, because as you can see I have a lot of thoughts about it all

[phoebehalliwell]

Also i remember that you did an essay on nextgen relationship to witchcraft ??

i would like an mini essay on how each next gen tap to their other half (whitelighter and cupid) ?🥰

[this is where i’d put the link to the next gen’s relationship to witchcraft IF I COULD FIND IT] rip lmao but yeah!! bc basically everyone in the next gen is a halfling so i feel like there’s really like A Lot here like witchlighters are already just like hella rare and then pj parker and peyton are very possibly the first cupitches to exist ever y’know what i bet i can find? my mini essay on cupids & whitelighters yeah boi so i think the primary distinction between whitelighters and cupids comes down to like. head vs heart. and i know whitelighters are like innately good people who want to help others through good deeds blah blah blah but there is an inherent Logic to the process. whereas cupids are just a lot more fuck around/find out. it’s the same thing with orbing vs. beaming orbing you think of a place and you’re there beaming you feel a place. if pj and melinda were to swap bodies neither of them would be able to teleport. so i think the way that they were raised/trained also impacts that a lot so let’s go chronological order and start with wyatt

so, full disclaimer here, i am going off my own writings here as there are some blanks left in canon (i.e. who has what powers) also i made leo a whitelighter again bc like. a) i wanted to b) melinda’s a witchlighter which would be objectively fucking weird if leo was not a whitelighter ik the comics had this whole think about ~latent whitelighter dna~ but like girl what. and then also c) and i’ve talked about paige and motherhood before but i really don’t think paige wants to whitelighter for her kids bc she doesn’t want to be viewed as like,, as business associate to them bc that’s weird it’s one thing for your brother in law to be your whitelighter it’s a whole new can of worms for your mom to be your whitelighter. on top of that paige is still a charmed one and a witch so like. she definitely does not have the time to be the entire halliwell family’s whitelighter. but leo’s right there just give him healing and orbing hell he loves being a whitelighter just reinstate him. like come on. amirite lads? it doesn’t matter if i’m right or not this is my story and i’m sticking 2 it. okay let’s rock n roll

wyatt powers are projection, orbing, orb shield, healing, telekinesis, telekinetic orbing and he is a half split mother’s a witch father’s a whitelighter. i mean i think wyatt was really definitely as like The Witchlighter like at magic school all that like yes paige is a witchlighter but paige did not go to magic school and grow up around a bunch of little witches i think teleportation powers are Insanely Rare for anyone who’s not a halfling so the fact that wyatt can just. orb. he can heal. like this is Insane. but unlike a dency type situation where like these powers are so rare they basically have to be self taught i think there are a good amount of whitelighters at magic school who can teach him how to master his skills there’s also paige and leo so like. he’s pretty much covered. that and the whole whitelighter thing just really does come naturally to him like he was doing all this batshit crazy stuff from the womb like he healed piper from the brink of death at like age two. wyatt’s whitelighter powers are a fuckin breeze. i also think wyatt sort of id’s a little more as a whitelighter than a witch just bc chris is like so witchy wyatt feels like okay i must be more whitelighter by default. like chris will go out demon hunting and wyatt just like. doesn’t really want to do that so wyatt think’s it’s because he’s just more of a whitelighter more of a pacifist by nature. it’s not really it’s more just like chris is fuckin crazy but it doesn’t really matter. i also think that since wyatt is one of the only people with healing when the cousins are in trouble they almost always go to him, which only sort of adds to the Whitelighter element. i also don’t think wyatt has had any charges yet bc like. he’s really young he’s like 22. but i think he definitely will i think that’s something he would want to have. i think the elders also have some slight reservations about giving him charges bc like. very high probability he will fall in love with them.

chris powers are telekinesis, telekinetic orbing, orbing. does not feel very whitelighter at all. i mean for starters, wyatt’s totally Stacked with whitelighter powers that he just seemed to immediately have mastery over chris not so much. and it’s also like. everyone in the family Expected wyatt to have healing and then literally no one expected that of chris. like he tried he read about it all that and whenever he would try the sisters would just be like it’s okay hey you know not everyone has healing healing it’s big like not everyone can master it paige couldn’t heal til she was like 30 it’s nbd so chris is like yeah :| okay :| but it kind of bothers him how it’s like. his family just knew he wouldn’t be able to do that. and beyond that i think chris really does have this desire to prove himself in the craft to prove he’s a strong, talented, capable witch (which he is) and that’s really where he directs his focus. the power he hones the most it telekinesis. orbing and tlk orbing kinda of take a back seat simply bc they just aren’t as strong of combative powers (however, paige let him in on the insider secret that you can orb hearts of demons so that’s p fuckin cool. leo like Freaked out when paige told him this because he’s just a kid!! he doesn’t need to be hearing all of that!!! and paige is like yeah, just a kid who fights demons, leo. he’s seen worse and chris just looks at leo like yeah i mean i have and leo’s like cool gonna go have another parenting crisis). basically while chris knows he is a witchlighter he very much does not feel like one. he identifies as a witch. full stop. (side note he does not know he was the time traveller who came back to fix the timeline and if he found out and found out that he convincingly posed as a whitelighter and people actually believed him i think he’d lose it laughing)

melinda powers are empathy, orbing, telekinesis, telekinetic orbing. i think melinda views her Main Power as empathy, i think melinda considers herself to be more of a pacifist. again, this is kind of in relation to chris, so it’s like considering yourself to be short bc your brother’s 6′5″, but like. melinda is short. and she is more of a pacifist. i think given her empathy which is technically a whitelighter power tho it is much power likely she inherited the power from her aunt phoebe, she’s not really like. a fighter or a powerhouse or anything i think she also inherited piper’s want of a normal life. in my writings melinda is actually a nursing student i mean she’s a freshman in college but like. she wants to be like a nurse or a doctor she hasn’t entirely figured out how that would work with her like. Witch Schedule. but she kind of doesn’t care?? like she has a full family of charmed ones. they can save the day by magical means; she can save them by mortal ones. she also just like as a fun fact with her empathy powers can diagnose things really well because she can just like. feel what other people are feeling. so yes i think she’s really more whitelighter than witch i think if people ever saw her out and about with her whitelighter (i gave her a new whitelighter that isn’t leo in canon explanation is the elders are kind of worried the halliwells are getting a bit too cliquey little bit too much of a feedback loop there and they don’t really have the best relationship to the elders so like. now that one of them has kind of broken off into her own path they’re like okay can we give her a new whitelighter. just to kind of make sure they don’t all hate us. out of canon explanation i think it’s more fun for melinda to have a whitelighter her age instead of constantly dragging her dad to davis). i also think melinda is the most likely out of any of the next gen to receive a charge, but again, this is like, way out bc she’d like. 18. i also think she would keep her whitelighter on speed dial bc i think she’d be Super Nervous about fucking shit up like so bad for the first couple while. like eventually she’d get the hang of it and be confident and capable in herself and her abilities but for the first bit she’d be like. so so so anxious like s1 piper need to have everything be perfect when it most definitely is not.

tamora powers are molecular combustion, healing, invisibility, psychic link with kat. so. tamora’s technically like only 1/4 whitelighter as neither of her parents are whitelighters, her maternal grandfather is a whitelighter and that’s it. so that’s why both her and kat are a little less whitelightery that the rest of the next gen tamora can’t even orb. which was like genuinely a shock as literally every other witchlighter in the family can orb, but she just straight up cannot. she can heal, though, and is the only one beside wyatt with that capability, so her whitelighteryness is still there. she just can’t orb. and then while molecular combustion as a power obviously came from piper, healing, invisibility, and even her psychic link with her twin are all very whitelighter-y. (side note, it is specifically the whitelighter part of the twins that give them this link just like how all whitelighters are linked to their charges, them being twins just like. amplifies it. it also allows kat to always be able to orb tamora to her side and sometimes orb her other places without ever seeing her but that bit still doesn’t work that great. so while part of it is a Twin Thing, it’s also a whitelighter thing, which is why like warren and sheridan do not share a psychic link. note pt.2 the girls powers were bound when they were kids bc they had i mean like p dangerous powers at least tam did but as established by the fact that paige could always orb despite having her powers bound, their whitelighter abilities were always active. kat could always orb, tamora could always heal, their psychic abilities stayed active.) and like, because of this it’s the same though i’m just leaving the parenthesis before i forget, tamora for the longest time had no offensive power the only thing she could do was heal. she was also kind of like the coward to kat’s fearlessness or even just like henry’s popularity. she’s the shyest out any of her siblings, a lot more reserved, she has anxiety, blah blah blah. so she never felt very witchy. she had her whitelighter power and her cowardice. and kat was off running around having a wild time and henry was reading about the most terrifying demons known to man shit that have clawed their way out of the underbelly of the earth and tam’s just like. like no?? stop??? oh my god??? and then around age 14 when the girls entered high school they unbound their powers and started to train them and tamora just really only felt more uncomfortable in her own skin bc like. molecular combustion, man. and piper would teach her like how to use her powers like okay you just really really angry and you throw out your hands like BAM and she blows up a chair and turns to tamora with that cute lil grin on her face like okay now you try and tamora just feels so out of place man. like her aunt piper is this fuckin powerhouse and this power is like. it’s just too much for her like she always somehow felt like there was some cosmic swap some mistake in the grand design where she and kat got mixed up somehow and she should have freezing and kat who’s bold and fun and brave and strong should be able to blow things up. because this isn’t her. this is too much for her, it’s too loud it’s too. strong. that being said, she’s always had a knack for it, which she doesn’t realize bc like. it’s a very rare power. but she was able to gain mastery over it faster than piper did in her day. so piper knows it’s not a cosmic mix up. she knows this is the power tamora was meant to have, and some day she’ll grow into it. it’ll just take time. but yeah. witchcraft is not so much tamora’s speed she doesn’t like. necessarily identify more with her whitelighter half (or fourth but whatever) but she does just. like she likes those powers more she feels more comfortable with them. i think if she were to body swap with kat she’d be perfectly fine at orbing too. in regards to charges she is Also 18 so again long way out i think she would be open to the idea but it would necessarily be something she’d like really really Want to do i think like her whole dynamic with peyton would really be her jumping off point for whitelightering but if she got someone who was a lot more just like. into making bad decisions i don’t think tam has the backbone yet to tell them off. 

kat powers are molecular immobilization, orbing, omnilingualism, psychic link with kat. absolutely no on the whitelighter front. yeah she can orb and is omnilingual doesn’t even register those as whitelighter powers. considers herself a witch through and through. is not wise, is impulsive, is reckless, is a witch. would never take a charge. if she did, she’d go on all their adventures with them bc that’s just the type of person she is. doesn’t to the vague, gentle guiding of a whitelighter she is not vague. she is also very close with chris bc they have such similar ideologies. but yeah. she’s not a whitelighter.

pj powers are levitation, astral projection, beaming, sensing love we have exited whitelighter territory and entered cupid territory i think pj very much identifies as Cupid-Witch i think she is Thee hyphenate i think she wholeheartedly embraces both parts of her craft as the eldest of her charmed ones set she does feel the need to like Set a Good Example she measures out all her potions ingredients perfectly and mastered spell writing from an early age she treats the craft with respect. she doesn’t necessarily treat the cupid practice with respect that’s not quite the right word there’s no dignity it’s all fun. bc love is fun!! her and parker have a running betting pool on various relationships in school. melinda would sometimes put down money, now that peyton goes to school with them she’ll also place bets. henry jr also does this despite having zero magical abilities to sense anything he thinks that makes it more fun. but yeah. pj views herself as cupid. she loves giving relationships the little Push they need to blossom. people think it’s because she has an advice columnist for a mom and they like trust her bc like. she’s nice and her dad’s a relationship therapist her mom’s an advice columnist and almost everyone has at least one friend that pj has had a hand in their relationship so if she sets something up they’ll trust her. the school newspaper suggested that she actually start an advice column or a matchmaking thing but she turned it down bc like. she doesn’t do remote, y’know. her cupid powers are very personal, she needs to see it irl all the move parts before she makes a judgement call. but yes. very cupid. loves saying it, too. people are like wow you’re so good at relationships she’s like yeah i’m basically cupid lmao. parker boos every time she makes that joke.

parker powers are premonition, beaming, sensing love. so parker definitely considers herself a cupitch not just a witch but she doesn’t go as far pj just bc that’s not like her mo. pj does have a slightly higher eq than parker a bit more of a gentle touch they stay neck in neck in their betting pool because of parker’s premonition power however pj knows her sister can see the future and frequently engages to change the circumstances. parker does meddle as much as her sister. and like yeah parker is p witchy she does focus a lot on combat she did turn her cupid ring into an athame bc like. fuck yeah. but she isn’t like chris or kat where she’s like I Am A Witch Full Stop she really does see herself as a cupid she had yet to like. Set Up a relationship like pj does but she doesn’t consider herself any less cupid for that she is a cupid that is who she is. she’d just like. a tiny violent one. 

peyton powers are telekinesis, beaming, sensing love. again kind of like parker where she still very much identifies as half cupid she just doesn’t do mayn cupid things. i mean she’s also like 14 so like give it time but yeah pj was ten and putting couples together on the playground like it was wild. and it’s not like parker where she doesn’t have the eq to do it like parker just straight up doesn’t know what to say to steer to people together she’d just be like hey u to r in love with each other so. have at it. like baby peyton could probably get it right in the very subtle classic cupid manner she’s just too shy. like she could not imagine just walking up to someone and talking to them lmao. especially not about love. and since the girls aren’t full cupid they don’t have temporal manipulation they can’t move through time nor can they slow it down to speak to people’s subconscious but if she could that’s what peyton would do. bc she does love love in the very true cupid sense she just like. like talking to people?? aaaaaa amirite lads.

[beaversatemygrandma]

Random musings under the cut. Living in a whole new state is Weird.

So. Going out into public now that I’m not in FL and single for the first time in two years is quite something. Like this place has at least 50% vax rate and isn’t a literal cesspool for the virus. (tho we’ve got a mask mandate again, but nbd no change for me.) Anyways, with me being alone for the first time in a while, miles and miles away from my friends and those with some benefits, just perusing the locals here is something. I had a whole dang conversation with a guy in a cabela’s bc my dad was trying to find certain electrical parts for the trailer and ended up talking to one of the employees, which was this guy’s mom. And during that he just strolls up to me and we’re chatting about certain bands and missing going to concerts and all that stuff. And the whole damn time I’m awkward as all hell bc im thinking that this guy is super cute and very nice and wanting to flirt a bit but our parents were standing like two feet away. Then his mom starts talking to my dad about some birthday party going on for her other kid that weekend and im just sitting there like “this is the chance. that’s a literal opening. I can work with that.” but no saying anything bc im nervous as all hell bc i haven’t been talking to people for literally two years. Anyways, the conversation ended and i gave the most awkward goodbye and just walked off with my dad and i spent the whole time in the store wanting to possibly run into this guy again but no. I was thinking about the whole damn thing for like a week regretting not saying more. And anyways, now I’m thinking I need to get back out there so i don’t keep doing this to myself. Like, following my dad around in Lowe’s i caught myself checking another guy out and once i got close i noticed a very joker-esque tattoo on his arm and immediately regretted that. Lowe’s isnt the place to look for guys. Girls? Maybe. And then the extended eye contact i had with a girl the other day in the grocery store... heck. All the cute people around here. My bi ass is panicking. So then i’ve been thinking about getting on tinder again. But then i want to do that after i get my license so then i don’t have to trust strangers with unknown intentions for rides. Nothing is stopping me from getting on there and seeing my choices and chatting with some people though. But still, idk how long it’ll be until i can get my license bc i need proof of residency and it’s not like im paying bills here. And my dad can’t even get proof of residency bc somehow my grandmother’s name is on the electric bill bc of some dumb thing going on with the company. (They can’t seem to understand that the whole trailer park might be at the same address but every trailer has their own electric and works similar to an apartment complex.) So we’ve got no proof, my sister can’t even get into school in this state yet, not like either of us are going to drive the hour into SC to bring her there, and i cant get my license.

Either way. I’m getting lonely. My, now ex ig, is slowly stopping texting me even though it was technically an open relationship once i moved, but there’s like zero interest in that stuff anymore. I doubt we’ll end up in a relationship like before again anyways. (He’s literally perfect, but we’ve got different ideas for the future so it’s best to keep a fwb until we move on, and even after that friends.) AND the other person i want to be with and we have a mutual feeling for that is also in FL and can’t seem to escape for a long weekend up here bc, again the cesspool of covid, and their oddly clingy roommate. They’ve been more active with talking to me than alex tho. A lot more flirting than him too... But hell, i need people to hang out with. Somebody else to talk to. There’s a whole damn city out here that i haven’t even tried looking through. Ik there’s a decent population of people like me. Might even find more lgbt people and won’t have to worry about coming out two years into the relationship again. (about that, he was slightly put off by it but was supportive nonetheless... the other one was a “shit, me too” and honestly, love them.) I definitely need more queer friends irl, bc the only ones i had before faded out bc of my problematic actions while sorting through childhood trauma in 2018-19. One who i was never Fully friends with is still somewhat around and was warning me about the whole ordeal of my sister dating somebody who’s 22 (still don’t know what to do about that, she’s doing the same thing i did at 17 to escape our mom but instead of going out with an 18yo who got kicked out and rented an apartment, it’s her ex-manager who used to give her rides home when our mom was being stubborn about ‘wasting gas to pick her up’... I think she’ll learn for herself or somebody will calls the cops on him for grooming a minor.) Anyways, she’s also back in FL and I’m too nervous to get back in contact bc of what happened with my ex roommate. *sighs* anyways. I want back in the game in this new area where nobody knows me. Except for from like 1st grade. But let’s be honest, i don’t remember them either. Now to debate on actually doing it. Bc going out in an unlicensed car isn’t a good idea and i don’t feel like repeating things that happened back in 2018. It got too risky back then and there’s many more people around here... sooo. I just want to go out and see the town with potentially like-minded people. Go get coffee and wander downtown with somebody. Finally be around somebody who’s actually vaxxed. Be around somebody more than my dad, grandma, and little sister (she’s 12, can’t exactly do the shit i’d do with my other sister with her. The week i housesat for my mom and hung out with her and the dogs was fun.) Not to mention that i’m feeling really lonely around here. Ik there’s still a whole pandemic going on but come on, another vaxxed person to go out to places with?? I want it. So Bad. I’ve spent too long hiding away, might as well take advantage of the fact that I got the only fda approved vax. (I’ve been making a big deal of it lately so convince some anti-vaxxers around here so I’m not going to get survivor’s guilt living in this fricking trailer park)

Holy Fuck i want to be around people. Not too many. But at least a person. I need me a person. Preferably a nice fwb to hang out with. I don’t want to be tied down yet but Holy Hell I want the benefits as well.

And one other thing. Apparently my dad wants to get a sphinx cat bc both of us are allergic to cats and my sister really wants a cat. I still want a dog, but there’s that neighbor dog who strolls up in our yard sometimes and my grandma’s dog. (A massive lab mix who’s an absolute fluffy sweetheart and a chubby min pin who apparently doesn’t like new people but loved me immediately, respectively.) But the thing about those naked cats are that they’re hard to find and super expensive from breeders. Not to mention all the care they require bc of the fact that they have very little fur. Washing a naked claw-filled thing might be a little stressful twice a week. They’re cute and i love the idea, but that might be a bit more than we can deal with. I’m already the only one cleaning around here and it takes literal days of reminding and hounding to get my sister to do anything and im not good with litter boxes and poop. And this is sure as hell not going to be an outside cat with it being naked and dogs and coyotes and semis running free out here. Like seriously, there’s tanker trucks passing by more than three times a day and i saw a dead cat hit by a car yesterday just up the street. Had a collar and everything, definitely not a stray, so that’s super sad. I’d still highly prefer to go up to the animal shelter and save one of those gorgeous staffies. Just little pit bulls. They’ve been there for months and likely are on the death row bc of no adoptions yet bc over half them are able to get discounted adoption fees being 4yo pitties.

[wifiwuxians]

Wen Ruohan and Jin Guangyao please?

WEN RUOHAM

Sexuality Headcanon: gay tbh.

Gender Headcanon: trance man

A ship I have with said character: him and my boy Yangshi

A BROTP I have with said character: none tbh he's evil and deranged >:3c (I feel kinda sick writing this lol)

A NOTP I have with said character: it's like nbd but i don't see him with lqr or jfm. OR JGS. he's too evil/sexy for all of them

A random headcanon: uuh idk he's been getting worse and worse as time goes on. he used to be a concerned dad with love for his kids and then hunger for power overtook him

General Opinion over said character: hot. Sexy

jiggy

Sexuality Headcanon: bi

Gender Headcanon: soft guy tbh

A ship I have with said character: ...3zun...

A BROTP I have with said character: honestly him and wwx would've been great. if he hadn't been a cunt to mxy then they would be great sibs

A NOTP I have with said character: him and his wife it's so sad but its so true djajdoajqi and i just dont rly see him w/ like, jiang cheng either ik that's a popular one. it isn't a strong NOTP it's just idk. not for me

A random headcanon: he is such a big crybaby sometimes he doesn't know why he's crying. he feels like he's crying for every thing he's done wrong any time it happens. he can't tell his feelings apart anymore... and he doesn't know if they're even genuine

General Opinion over said character: hes my favorite goodbye everyone. So complex and compelling.........

[amnesiaguy]

im the trans advice anon.ive known im not cis for some time now n i used to id as a nb lesbian but this year along w my sexuality i started questioning my gender.i feel like im not allowed to bc being 20 shldnt i have it all figured out?i feel guilty for ever entertaining the thought i cld be a boy bc i feel like im too late for that n that if anything i shld have known earlier. im not sure how to deal with it n ik u arent all knowing but u r v inspiring to me n i hope its okay to come to u w it

there is never any “too late” for figuring yourself out, my love. the world we live in is designed to keep people from identifying outside the norm, and there’s no time limit for fighting that - some people know since they’re children, some people don’t know til they’re in their seventies. that’s alright. there’s no expiration date for self discovery.

for example, i did all the girly things when i was a kid with no complaint - loved makeup, too, and still kinda do, haha. i didn’t know i was a boy until i was sixteen. there’s nothing wrong with that! i also flip-flopped between thinking i was agender and male for several years after, so that’s nbd too, you can go back and forth until you settle where you’re comfortable. you are allowed the privilege to move slowly.

if you feel a huge longing feeling toward being a boy & presenting masculinely & having people refer to/know you as a boy, then you might be a boy. you’re allowed to be one!! the only thing you need to do in order to be a boy is to feel you are one & to say so. that’s it :)

[cloneslugs]

ive been wanting to get into dcu for the LONGESSTT time omfg.. pls tell me what comics to start w 🥺

im actually really new into comix myself 😭😭😭 (like only actually getting into actual reading maybe.. 2 years ago ?? and my reading list is very limited ;__;)

as far as what to read first, its really up to you!! idk who your favorite hero is, but for me when i started, i went with batman's 2011 line (new 52, which was DCs way of kind of establishing its current timeline/universe so they dont have to keep reestablishing origin stories and etc, so if you know basics i think it's alright, i havent read in 2 years tho & ik some people really hate it i only read batman tho 😭😭😭 it's that or i started w/ batgirl 2016/rebirth line i cant remember..)

i honestly think most lines are very new reader friendly? sometimes someone will mention having died/someone dying(as just minor details or smth) and i just kind uhhhh. acknowledge and move on I'm dumb & dont read seriously just 4 fun.., i jump around to different things a lot and have never have had too much of a problem (•: (admittedly a lot of batfamily stuff splits into nightwing/robin/batman/batgirl/etc lines and sometimes you have to jump around to get the whole story)

^^ that's all for main line stuff (batman/superman/wonder woman, etc(the comix basically named straight after the character)) but i think like if you dont care for long drawn out/branching out story lines, i like a lot of the one shot things (sometimes they take place in alternate universes but it's like nbd..) some of these would be like batman damned(3 issues), batman white knight (7? Issues), batman/superman/wonder woman earth 1(I think the batman one is just 2 issues i forget the others) ( also these arent recommendations they're just the first ones that come to mind ×.×)

animated movies/cartoons are also really fun and i watch a lot of those (•: batman the animated series is probably why im so invested now lol they are very fun and for anyone basically, especially the kids stuff (movies might be iffier) but the justice league/justice league unlimited cartoon is a nice way to introduce yourself to lots of lesser known heroes (•: and then maybe you can find comix from there (thats what I kind of did jsjdkf) there is also batman the brave and the bold that's suited for meeting new people but Bruce is there also a newer very silly cartoon was justice league action which i thought spotlighted a couple of more unheard of heroes? that ones more humor/kid oriented than action imo

sorry this got longer than intended and is not very helpful...... uhh the only line I never really cared for was the 2016/rebirth line just bc everything got stupidly absorbed in the stupid wedding that i didnt even bother to read up to sorry this is a vent for past me but uhh

even regarding like lines like the new 52/rebirth/golden age/silver age you dont have to read every heroes line for that run for it to make sense, you dont have to read batmans line to enjoy the flash & superman, you dont have to read anyones individual lines to enjoy justice league etc sorry this is still getting longer and probably more confusing but um

i think dc feels like a lot bc it's so old & lots of heroes but i really dont think theres any specific problems with just picking up a line that sounds interesting to you and seeing where it goes, if they make reference to something they usually will direct you to what issue of what you need to pick up, if you want to tell me what kind of things you like i can probably match a character to that bc even if i dont read too too much i like mass splurge wikipedia and have become a useless dc encyclopedia waiting just for this moment..

[kingseliph]

RETURNING THE FAVOR!!! Lon'qu, Ike, and Seliph!! ♡

MY DUDE!!

lon’qu

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with:  ngl u got me into lon///lissa..... ive also got a weird thing for lonqu/libra thats been goin on for a while LOL. but yeah beforehand i just paired up gen 1 units for the best stats and lissa was no exception but i think on my next playthru im gunna pair her w/ lon!! u already know about me and my sunshine/mcedgy characters

friendship them with:  this makes no sense considering they don’t have supports but like.....gaius in a weird “honor among thieves/assassins/theyre all the same thing” way. idk i just think theyd mesh well

general opinions: MYRMS ARE ALWAYS FUN TO USE AND LONQU IS ALWAYS A STAPLE ON MY TEAM. also def one of my favorite gen 1 characters from awakening and easily in my top 5. i like that hes a lot deeper than he appears to be in a way that I feel some of the awakening characters dont quite pull off.

ike

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with:  SOREN!! and ranulf honestly these go without explanation but I absolutely adore these ships for different reasons. Soren is this brilliant tactical mind who’s sorta cold and calculating and he just melts around ike and its so cute. Also Ike just generally tends to bring out the best in him which you can see pretty clearly thru his development in RD. BUT RANULF IS REALLY GOOD TOO just guys being dudes. being pals. ikes furry awakening nbd

friendship them with: Titania, for all her faults during Ike’s grieving process, really is an important figure to Ike and I really like the role she has as the voice of moral reasoning versus Soren’s detached viewpoint. Also, ofc, his sibling relationship with Mist is a lot more realistic and touching than a lot of other sibling relationships in fe. fates

general opinions: GREAT GUY honestly I say he wins for most well written, fleshed out protagonist in fe even if he isn’t my #1. i like that he isnt royalty and how that shapes his world view. he doesn’t care what your status is, he just wants the best for people.

seliph

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS | GOOD GOD I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

ship with:  *pulls out list* ok no im sorry. obvious answer- ares. ares grows up with this bloodthirsty version of seliph in his mind that he needs to kill for vengeance and then he actually meets him and he just turns out to be a guy his own age leading an army full of orphans and saving children from bandits. and immediately ares entire world view just flops over and hes left sorta lost. I LOVE IT I LOVE THAT SELIPH DOESN’T HATE ARES FOR IT AND WANTS TO BE FRIENDS JUST LIKE THEIR FATHERS AND I LOVE THAT ARES GOES FROM GRUDGINGLY ACCEPTING HIS HELP TO WANTING TO REBUILD GRANNVALE AND AGUSTRIA AS CLOSE ALLIES WITH SELIPHS HELP. i love that instead of the idealized version that everyone else has of seliph- like shannan and oifey thinking hes a walking messiah or leif thinking that he’s the prince that leif should strive to be-  ares grew up hating him, and then grew to care for him not because he was destined to save grannvale but because he was a good person. i think thats something seliph really needs, someone who doesnt idolize him. 

friendship them with:  obviously his many dad figures, and his sister. i also really like the sorta protective friendship larcei and ulster have with him. v cute I love gentle prince and his kickass bodyguards

general opinions: sweet boy who didn’t get all the characterization he deserved but still manages to be so interesting to me. hes born so detached from the war he has to fight in (he didnt grow up in grannvale, he never met his parents) and hes told that he’s essentially supposed to be Jugdral’s God and save them from the Big Bad Empire. poor kid

[shadowlink720]

FE: Birthright Randomised Chapters 12 and 13

(aka ‘Felicia is far too powerful. Also I broke the game again.’)

Let’s head off to Cyrkensia, shall we?

oh, but before I forget I should promote Kaden-

oohhh but to whaaaattt .... ah let’s go with Strategist

ayyyyyy >:3c and now he can use tomes!

righty hoo let’s get right into Chapter 12 and see who Kaden is!

Corrin did it ever occur to you to possibly look at a map at ANY point in your journey so far? :’D

It’s Shu r a-- Kaden is Shura ok;;

ya know what I’ll let him have this

‘actually we have two Wolfskin and I’m a dragon, and so is my son, soooo’

‘I mean most of us are, but Kagero and I sure aren’t lmao’

well he’s very good at hiding any Kitsune features-

look at how much this doesn’t fit Shura ahahahahh;;;;

yeah that means you’re lost, Shura

ya know what I realised? we literally never see Layla other than this one chapter She’s nowhere to be seen in Conquest or Revelation- unless she shows up somewhere else really obscure or smth and I’m an idiot-

yikes

You know what that means? We need disguises.

Perfect!

poor Shura

aaand there’s Elise w/ Garon

time for a cutsceeeeene

busted o<o

yeah I shouldn’t have been surprised the first time I saw this hahah

uh yeah about that Felicia you won’t get the chance

yup, he ded

ooooook let’s have a look at Shura, shall we? :o

(I accidentally deleted the first screenshot, but he hasn’t levelled up or anything since then, he just didn’t have that Hammer) huh he has capped strength ooh he also has Competitive! As well as Trample and Armour Shield! ........... he’s gonna be great as a Great Knight >:3ccccccc he has pretty bad defence though... hm. (Growths: HP - 35, Str - 25, Mag - 50, Skill - 10, Spd - 35, Lck - 50, Def - 45, Res - 40) (Heart Seal: Oni Savage and Sky Knight)

But nevertheless! Let’s get going!

..... I’m gonna get that chest-

ayyy I got a Hammer against that Great Knight :y

oooh that chest had a Dracoshield! that’s gonna be useful-

o h there’s Xander, Peri and Inigo Laslow o<o;;;;;; I’msorryInigo

oh yeah Xander still refuses to see what’s right in front of him adafghadfuhj I hate how dumb he is in the story;;;;;;;

but anyway, return of the offended scoffs from Hinata-

ok so since I can’t be assed with this chapter I’m just gonna make a beeline for the escape now that I have the chest lol

hah, that Outlaw heading over to Felicia thinking their hot shit but it’s like

mmmmbYE BITCH

oh Goddesses damn it, Xander

yeah, well ya sure live up to your morals, don’t ya

Come at me, bro well isn’t this standoff familiar

time to make like a tree I guess

hah ‘It is your destiny to face me’ yeah uhh about that you’re easier to fight than Ryoma, jsyk

oh yeah now we get some plot about the song :V

I can’t believe Kagero is freaking Dead

anyway that’s the end of Chapter 12 :o rlly short one that one, but that’s because I can’t be assed with the thin walkways and all that in that map haha

welp, let’s not waste any time getting right into chapter 13 then!

and we can also finally get Azura and whoever Scarlet is >:3ccc

the No Chill Squad will be reunited lmao

oh here comes Camilla I’m sorry, Camilla but my 3ds’ firmware doesn’t let cfw on the system so I can’t randomise Revelation until I either downgrade the system or someone finds a way past it oAo

Corrin’s little jump was pretty funny tho

same, but there’s nothing I can do about the firmware, buddy

oh it’s this shitface

that voiceline of ‘I love you too much to let you go on’ never fails to give me a chill, ngl

........... oh the memories I have in this map when I played Conquest ..... Beruka was the only one to just survive  it :’’’’’’’D

right uhh let’s go!

awww yeah and her weapon level went up, too! c:

yaaas free Heart Seal from one of the houseeeees

OH SHIT CAMILLA USED THE DRAGON VEIN- I wasn’t paying attention ;;;;;;; oh goodness, thank the sages Kagero dodged that Cavalier-

SOME KIDS GON’ DIE TONIGHT

it’s actually kinda ridiculous that a tree branch has such a high crit rate

aww I missed a crit from Hinata

time to ruin this guy’s day

it’s too bad he isn’t dead yet-

ooooh Setsuna’s leve 20! I’ll need to promote her after this chapter >:3c

auhdiauisd none of the armoured units by the bridge are moving and I don’t want to enter Camilla’s range just yet-

ok so I can get this guy, and then use Rinkah to change Felicia’s weapon order so she can retaliate against Camilla-

oh wait Beruka came along instead- oh well, her personal isn’t coming into play so that’s good-

oh goddesses damn it- at least Felicia has insane res

rest in pieces, Beruka I’msorryIcouldn’trandomiseRevelation

Felicia is too powerful

right, let’s deal with the rest of the enemies

I’m sorry, Severa oAo good thing I have big shield

.... I think Kaden’s exp is broken, he’s getting like, no xp from any of these enemies- I’ll have to look at his internal level :V (nah there’s nothing wrong with it, we’re probably just not supposed to have promoted these ppl so early-) (and then mess around with supports for Shura and Izana b/c they’re Corrin-sexual, so if I want any chance to get the paralogues for ‘Asugi’ and ‘Selkie’ they’re gonna have to marry themselves like Ike did that one time)

SHE CANNOT BE S T O P P E D

how could I forget someone like you, Severa, honestly (fun fact I wasn’t all too keen on Severa at first hahah;;;)

messing up knights with a freaking tree branch, nbd

aaaaand that’s that

yeah again, sorry for pretty much murdering you with Felicia there-

oh wait here comes leo ..... please don’t freeze the game again like you did in chapter 9, u little shit

ok good

Look who it iiiiiiis >:3cccc

ok but you just heard Azura’s little giggle coming from that huge suit of armour it was actually really funny-

.... ah

this time it was ‘Scarlet’ to freeze the game :V aww that means we’re gonna have to miss like, the whole cutscene of whoever she randomised into’s introduction oAo

//sigh i’ll be right back, and we’ll see if I can actually recruit Azura and whoever Scarlet is

right time to see if I actually got Azura and whoever Scarlet randomised into, and not Ryoma and another Scarlet;;;;

heck Goddesses damned class specific AI

...... I wonder if I can edit the save

ok so it.... seems to have worked o<o;;;; tho I had to look at the output file to get them, as well as make Ryoma absent from the party so we’ll see if that fucks me over later hahah

alll riiight let’s look at Azura first

ooooh, she has Reciprocity! :o (of course, her other skills aren’t randomised because I had to edit an imported Azura from my not randomised file and the output file doesn’t show what skills they’ll have ahahahhah;;;;)

but woah she’s an absolute monster :V Of course, I’ll have to see if there’s any way she can wield the Raijinto o<o;;;; (Growths: HP - 40, Str - 40, Mag - 25, Skill - 45, Spd - 35, Lck - 55, Def - 50, Res - 0) (Heart Seal: Knight and Mercenary ...... Yeah I’m gonna make her a Hero and d e s t r o y)

Right, let’s take a look at ‘Scarlet’ shall we?

Yep, Sakura now leads the Chevois resistance against Nohr :’’’D I may or may not have caught a glimpse of her name when going around the houses in Chapter 13;;;; also I forgot to raise her rank in tomes but hey I guess that’s karma for giving her a Lightning tome haha- (also her skills aren’t randomised either for the same reason as Azura) but hey! She has Bloodthirst as a personal! That couldn’t be more ooc! :’’’’’D (Growths: HP - 25, Str - 45, Mag - 15, Skill - 40, Spd - 40, Lck - 30, Def - 55, Res - 20) (Heart Seal: Archer and Oni Savage)

ok so I will Heart Seal Azura into a Hero, but I think I’m gonna at least get Seal Defence before that-

BUT! Something that I’ll do before I stop will be to promote Setsunaaa

awww yeah

so uhh, yeah o<o I’m gonna see if I can mess around a bit more with supports to get ‘Asugi’s’ paralogue because ‘Selkie’s’.... somehow worked, I think-

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**contains spoilers for Hannibal**

Just finished season 2. WHAT THE FUCK?? Like honestly WHAT EVEN??? Right after it ended I paced my house for 10 minutes just making inarticulate noises and gesticulating wildly. My mom thought I was having a stroke.

It was V INTENSE, like ik every ep is with all the gore and chamber music and weird handwavy metaphors but this was something else completely. FUCKING ABIGAIL?!? SERIOUSLY??? I thought she was dead all season and I was v sad because I loved her character and then she JUST SHOWS UP IN HANNIBAL'S HOUSE AND SHE'S BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? and she's not on the screen for 30 seconds before she PUSHES ALANA OUT A WINDOW and then 5 minutes later SHE'S FUCKING DEAD AGAIN?!?!!?? AND THE EP JUST ENDS WITH HER AND WILL AND JACK AND ALANA BLEEDING OUT AND HANNIBAL STROLLING AWAY IN THE RAIN I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS WTH!?and bedelia!!! just sipping champagne with Hannibal on a plane like it's nbd??? If I was watching this in real time and didn't have access to the third season I'd be SO AGGRO about this cliffhanger. As it is I have so many feelings, I can't imagine what it'd be like if I had to stew for a year between seasons. Anyway. Taking at least a day-long break before I dive into season 3 because I am v burned out after that ending