#Ik kitten is the girls name but still that’s so funny

[kierancaz]

The og Teen Titans cartoon is WILD

The season 2 episode 5 about Raven’s fear genuinely had me on edge like I WAS SCAREDDDD BRO OH MY GOD

And then the next episode we have a dude with just an entire spider as his head that drags the limp human body along with it.

AND IN THAT SAME EPISODE WE GET FUCKING MOTHMAN SAYING “sorry kitten daddy was at work” WHICH IS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE IT AND I’M SO HAPPY 2020 TIKTOK DID NOT GET AHOLD OF THAT

“Who is this girl and why does she call you poo?” STARFIRE I LOVE YOU ‼️‼️

[loveneversleepss]

Santa Tell Me (Naughty version)

Pairing: Lee Know x female reader, established relationship

Genre: Christmas stuff

Warnings: 18+ mature content, kissing, unprotected sex, slapping, choking, pet names.

Regular version here.. kinda short ik😓

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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You push him onto his back as you crawled into his lap, straddling him. “Baby..” you lean down to kiss him, igniting your internal fires. “I want you.. please?” You mumble against his lips, he indulges you and holds you tightly. "Now I can get my real present.." He mumbles against your lips as you nod and smile against his lips. He pushes you on your back softly as he makes himself comfortable on top of you.

He begins to tear off your shirt like wrapping paper. Throwing it off to the side as his kisses flows down your body. It feels so good but you have your own idea in mind. A sudden urge of dominance, as you notice the unbuckling of his pants. You spring up, and push him down below you, getting on top of him.

He’s not opposed to this movement, he actually enjoys it. He smirks at you as you pull off his pants. “What’s so funny?” You finally notice his smile, you tilt your head. He shakes his head, “you never want to be top..” It’s true, you let him do all the work often. “Well.. I wanted to give you a good Christmas,” and with that you kiss him. While slowly gliding yourself down his length. You two slowly moan in each other’s mouth as it satisfied you both. You begin to move your hips, as his hands explore your breasts. He pinches your nipples which causes you to jerk forward at the sensation.

The friction is starting to feel just right. His lower lip goes between his teeth, showing that it feels good for him too. "Y/n," he looks up at you through his hooded eyes, he holds your hips still. You know it isn’t easy for him to let you do this either, to resist the temptation to pound into you. “I can’t.. I want..” You shush him, covering his lips with your finger. “My turn remember?” He pouts like a baby while you continue your hip movements. You drag your hand down to choke him softly, not enough so he can’t breathe or talk. His mouth drops open as you begin to go faster and faster with your hips. “Fuck, please.” He grips onto your shoulders but you knock off his hands as yours place on his chest.

You begin to scratch at his chest as the feeling builds up inside you, his groans slip out of his mouth so easily. You close your eyes and feel the warmth of him more. “I’m sorry baby,” he whispers as you feel yourself getting picked up. Your face gets mushed into sheets but you could care less. You knew at some point he would want to be dominate again. You earn a burning sensation of a slap on your ass, you moan in delight. He grips a bundle of your hair in his fist, bringing your face off the sheets. "You're gonna be a good girl for me, right?" You nod your head like crazy, doing and saying he wants.

He begins to pound into you, hard. It makes your whimper aloud and scratch at the sheets. “Shh, it’s okay baby,” he whispers into your ear. You feel a finger circle your sensitive bud as you try to crawl away. He brings you closer to him and holds you down again. “Imma make you feel good kitten, don’t run away from me.” He begins the movements again which make you squirm under him. The pleasure begins to build up for you. You begin to shake as he abuses your clit.

Him pounding your walls, hitting you in your g-spot perfectly hurts and feels so good at the same time. You can hear the bed start to shake as you realize whoever has the room next to you is suffering. “Fuck, baby,” you know he’s starting to get close so you try to focus more on the pleasure. “Lee know,” you coo at him to encourage him. You feel a knot in your stomach and cry out. You want it so bad, then with one more stroke, you hit it.

You don’t remember what happened next, just sheets in your face. You woke up with Lee know laying next to you. You smile as your fingers touch his face. “You okay baby?” He asks you as you nod with a content smile. “Never better.”

[gemalawashomestuck]

Gem, I saw the fic ask and I can't read that much text but I wanna know 4: do you have any ocs?

This could be homestuck ocs or personal ocs for your original works, or even something for another fandom idrc I'm just curious

If you don't have any you can just talk about dirkjohn bc ik you like them (or choose your fav thing from the actual ask game lol)

BHey! Honestly that's funny because...I didn't read it all either, just saw a few interesting questions and reblogged, heh.

But regarding 4...yeah I do! I actually have some in Homestuck, some for other fandoms (Pokemon and Warriors) as well as some personal ones. Answers below the cut because I got into it!

In Homestuck, I've got quite a few adopts that I snagged because I...cannot draw. My ability to draw is actually godawful. I love weird unconventional things that aren't supported by canon and...it shows. Some of them include a little Doom-aligned Cherub who lives on Alternia and disguises himself as a bronzeblood, a mutant naga troll with scales and bright green blood, a winged goldblood with wings covered in eyes (she's so cool), a bronze librarian with a gun, and a rainbow blooded mutant who gets out of culling on a technicality because they have fuchsia blood. There are a bunch more too and I don't have them super fleshed out but I'm still happy to talk about them if y'all want to hear.

I've also got a Pokemon fanfiction sitting in my drafts that would be a full ten anime seasons long. Yeah that's not an exaggeration. The main OC is named Phoenix, and she's kind of a modification of the canon protagonist Hilda (though, her adventure actually starts in Kalos). She's a weird girl who fucking loves Pokemon battling and has too much of a stubborn streak for anybody's good. By the end of the story, she's a multi-regional Champion with an Arceus and a match in ability in the form of N, who's the Hero of Ideals to her Hero of Truth and they've got a...complicated relationship. You...may be able to tell that I think the concept of Mary Sues is stupid. All her Pokemon are also kind of OCs, due to the detail in their personalities - a favorite of mine is a very old transfem and aroace Ho-Oh who played a major role in the creation of the world and who she accidentally calls 'mom' at least twice.

My other major Pokemon AU, with a working title of Many Legends, also has a good few! The main protagonist is a young professor who specializes in Legendary Pokemon, which in this AU exist in multiples and can be caught by regular people (with a permit that's pretty hard to get, and some Legendaries require additional permits beyond the basic one). Her name is Professor Wisteria, and she's very chill but treats literal death gods like adorable kittens. Part of her job, especially since she's new in the field, is to check in on people who have Legendaries or are working towards permits, and to check in on wild Legendaries who live alongside humans or otherwise are amenable to being checked on. One of her very notable clients is a middle-aged farmer (he raises several Pokemon for things like milk and eggs, but also breeds starters for the local professor) who had to emergency start working towards a permit after discovering an Yveltal egg abandoned in his coop and, shortly after, having a young Mewtwo created in an unethical experiment show up at his doorstep asking for shelter. Because everyone who has a Yveltal is required to have a contact who has or is close to a Xerneas (or do so themselves) for safety reasons, he comes into contact with an older widower who keeps a Xerneas that's a family heirloom - it was born under the care of her great-grandmother, and will pass to her kids and grandkids when she passes away. She definitely encourages him to think about the far future, as Mewtwo only live a bit longer than humans do but Xerneas and Yveltal, like some others, can live for hundreds of years.

My Warriors OCs aren't much to write home about, unfortunately - there's a couple, and they're all hilariously overpowered (and fun). For my personal OCs...I tried to write a novel or several when I was in sixth grade, a dream I hope to revisit someday. Of course, they had their own cast of original characters - notably including a pair of genetically engineered lesbian generals named Lightning and Angel. They're fun :)

Because I feel like it, I'll also answer your other stuff - Dirkjohn is fucking awesome. It's a closeish second favorite ship for me, behind Johndave. I write...kind of a lot of them haha. I'm clearing quite a few drafts at the moment, but I have 70+ dirkjohn drafts even ignoring anything involving polyamory or splinters. My first ever ship fic was Dirkjohn! It's "Searching" on my AO3, it's definitely not my best work (again, first romance fic) but it was a lot of fun to write. Other people have written incredible analyses on dirkjohn and why it would work, but for me I read some fucking awesome dirkjohn fics and got hooked on the dynamic. One dirkjohn fic that I'm working on right now is based on a dream I had, where they (along with others) are stuck in a time loop, in which the world ends when they're both 23 and they live their whole lives over and over again. It's a getting-together fic and very cute despite the setting.

Just because, I'll answer a few other questions!

Hilariously, my answer to No. 1 (Which of your fics would you keep the basic plot of but rewrite completely?) is...Searching. Yep, the one I just mentioned. The basic premise is really good, but I think I made quite a few mistakes lol. The other one, that I didn't initially count because I'm literally already doing that, is We Live Again - I had a really ambitious set of ideas for it and accidentally wrote myself into a corner with the help of shoddy organization and a nearly nonexistent outline. So, I'm planning to come back to that one.

And 16, are oneshots underrated? HELL yes they are. I fucking love oneshots, they're the main thing I read rn and the main thing I'm writing! Not everything has to be a federal fucking issue lol, it's nice to just bang the keyboard for a while and make a cute little distilled plot, especially when it's for a punchline.

[mingishoe]

if you would actually want to see one of these let me know!

(This is kinda long... I’m so sorry I’m not using the ‘read more’ option so I’m so sorry if I’m spamming your feed)

(Also PSA these ideas are all my own and Ik some of them might be a lil cliche but I promise they’re all my ideas and I didn’t take them from someone else! Except the tiktok one)

Young Dumb and Broke (Series) - So this one is a lil weird but hear me out... I’m a bitch for Sugar Daddy stories but this is like a lil twist. So basically you got out of highschool and somehow got a sugar daddy (completely legal!!!) and like you got a shit ton of money and he like paid for your first two years of college so like you’re living the life- then he like puts money in your account... like a lot of money... and he buys you a bunch of shit so you’re literally living the life in his penthouse or whatever and then like you’re like hmmm ion need a sugar daddy anymore so then you’re like lemme tell him and then he like gets mad and is like get the fuck out... then you go and find your own place and like there’s no need for you to be worried about money or anything but you still go get a job just so you can be busy and you find a cute cafe and you get a boyfriend who happens to be your old sugar daddy’s son and like shit be happening. So yeah that’s what I have as of now and I think that could be fun to write

Guns N’ Roses (one shot) - I’m an even bigger bitch for Mafia shit and like a Hongjoong/Jongho/maybe Seonghwa Ateez Mafia moment? And like maybe a lil cliche moment but like the MC won’t get kidnapped by him or whatever but like she’s a little nosy bitch. Like not an annoying nosy to where she’d get fucked up by the Mafia but like nosy so tHe ScArY mAfIa bOsS thinks she’s cute, you know? So like she obviously knows who he is and like thinks he’s hot and wants to fuck. So she messes with him and is like wHy dO yOu hAVe a bLacK eYe when she obviously knows why he has a black eye. N e way... I think it would be cute or whatever but also not like a cliche he kidnapped me and I fell in love with him kinda moment.

Pancakes? (one shot) - So I’m even a bigger bitch for hybrid fics. Ik Im a bitch for a lot of stuff sorry... N e way I don’t rly know how to write one so I’d have to do like research or whatever about it and figure out anatomy of like whatever animal I’m wanting to do (probably a puppy or a kitten or a bunny bc I’m a basic bitch and don’t wanna do something cool like a snake or anything... but like MC would find said animal sOmEwHerE or maybe adopt it from the actual animal shelter instead of a hybrid one just bc they were in the animal form and not the human-hybrid form, you know? And like they take him home and like their new pet or whatever falls asleep on her tummy and like when she wakes up it’s a whole ass man and she’s like uhh what the fuck is a grown ass naked man doing on me??? And like they both get scared and like she offers him pancakes (hence the name) and like yeah they just live life after that with some conflict but it’s all good.

Temptation (one shot) - so guess what else I’m a bitch for... Vampire AUs... like who isn’t??? So like I really fuck with San/Seonghwa vampire moment?But like I really really fuck with the MC being the vampire... like there’s not a lot of one shots or series with the MC as the vampire so I think that would be cute and different. But also again, idk too much about vampire shit besides the cliche stuff and I’m sure I could take a different route with it rather than the usual uhhh shhh don’t tell anyone I’m a vampire or imma bite you kinda stuff. Or the we met in a club and imma suck your blood and you may or may not live kinda thing, even though those are my favourites and I read those all the time.

*Idk what name yet* (One shot) - I also really really like Harry Potter house AUs with maybe San or Wooyoung of Ateez... but I’ve never seen a full Harry Potter movie in my life (please don’t attack me) and I would have to like watch the movies and read parts of the books or like research stuff about the Harry Potter houses EXTENSIVELY (unless there’s anyone who wants to help me) but I rly like the whole the really pretty girl that everyone is scared of is in the Slytherin House and the cute shy boy in the Hufflepuff House has the biggest crush on her. And like she fucks with him bc he’s a Hufflepuff but she likes him too and just doesn’t know how to show it.

Hail Mary (one shot) - So like this is probably the most cliche on the list but the fucking Priests Daughter kinda shit is the best kinda shit out there. Like I would REALLY FUCK WITH A N Y member of ATEEZ LIKE FUCK! N e way- like the MC would be the priests daughter and like E V E R Y O N E knows who she is bc 1. She’s hot. And 2. She’s known for being like a goodie goodie. She’s the kinda girl that like has straight A’s in every class, doesn’t go to any parties, is at church all day every Sunday with her father. You wear a purity ring around your finger and all the boys just want to be the one to make you take it off. But like whichever member I pick (I’ve been wanting to write this for forever but I can’t pick a member from the ones listed above) actually likes you and isn’t just fucking you to get your ring.

Bookstore Girl (one shot) - So... I’ve had this idea for over a year (way before I started writing on Tumblr) it’s not rly that interesting or really original or anything but like one of my favourite songs is Bookstore Girl by Charlie Burg and immediacy after the first time I heard it I thought “I’m writing a Namjoon fic based off of this song” and I have yet to do it. If you haven’t heard it before I really recommend you do! In the song it says “Oh bookstore girl, I wonder what your name is” and “Reading only the books that you'd recommend to me... knowing more than just your name, it wouldn’t be the same... remaining fantasy, that’s more romantic to me” and it really gave me the inspiration for like maybe the MC as the other regulars that Namjoon likes so he’s always asking her for book Recs or they’d just talk about books but he doesn’t know her name and it’s practically killing him bc he has the biggest crush on her but literally knows nothing about her. So yeah I’ve personally never rly read a fic like this??? But yeah i think it would be really cute.

Groupie (One shot) - so like PH-1 is like one of my favourite artists and like he has a song called Groupie and I think it would be really interesting to incorporate it into a fic. I was thinking maybe like Jin/Taehyung BTS or like maybe Minhyuk Monsta X would go good with this kind of fic? So like in the song it’s constantly asking if their a Groupie “Are you a groupie? Tell me straight up is you a Groupie? I’m trynna do me, don’t waste my time is you a Groupie?” And like I think it would be kinda a twist if he knew the MC was a Groupie but he didn’t care bc he actually really liked her and is willing to have her around as a Groupie than not at all. But like eventually the MC would like... stop being a Groupie? And like they’d end up together fr fr, you know?

Red? (One Shot) - So yk those TikToks, yes I have a TikTok addiction don’t come at me, that are like yOu aNd yOur sOUlMaTe sEe tHe sAmE cOlOur aNd oNce yOu fAll iN lOve yOu seE eVery cOlOur? So yeah those kind of tiktoks are really creative and I think it would be a really cool fic idea. This one is obviously not my idea but I could try and like make a spin on it??? If that makes sense? But I was thinking maybe Mingi ATEEZ

*idk a name for this one either* (One shot) - So you know how there’s like a million fics that’s like tHe dEvIls sOn, which no hate bc those hit different, but like there’s never rly any where the MC is like the devils daughter yk? I’m thinking either Mingi or Yunho Ateez. So like imagine the Devil sending his daughter to go collect this “pretty boy” and bring him down. He was said to be protected by the angles so you had to get him wrapped around your finger. You take an interest in the “pretty boy” and bring him down with you and you want him for yourself, let’s just say the Devil isn’t happy...

Wings (one shot) - So I’m really into the whole Angel/Demon and Heaven/Hell kinda thing incorporated into fics and like... I’m kinda thinking like maybe Angel!Yunho/Wooyoung(kinda funny Ik) and like Demon!San/Seonghwa and like you’re one of the few “angels” that can go back and forth through Heaven and Hell. You’re half Angel and half Demon which is the reason you could travel back and forth. You usually spend most of your time on the lower half... it maybe or may not be because of a specific Demon with wings so dark you almost couldn’t see them... however, in heaven... the boy with the whitest wings you’ve ever seen makes you want to keep going back. Your wings are gray, more specifically a dark gray meaning you’re more demonic than angelic, which makes you stand out in either place. The more time you spend with the boy with the white wings... the darker they become...

사랑해 (Saranghae) (one shot) - So like Ik there’s a lot of like HighSchoolAUs and I really really like them but I wanna take a little spin on it and do like a transfer student kinda thing. So I’m thinking maybe like Yeosang ATEEZ? So like they come to America (where you’re from) from Korea and you’re assigned to be their like? Idk what it’s called? Just kinda the person to show them around and make them feel welcome. So it’s a little bit difficult because of the language barrier so you try your best to learn Korean and he try’s his best to learn some English so the two of you could talk. You’re not good at korean, at all, but you know when you hear that word... you feel the same way.

[queerandhavingmorefunthanyou]

update! I TALKED TO HER. imma do a storytime: saturday about 9-9.30pm: i saw her, her friend and my friend running and they were looking for someone (and she shouted her name in a very high pitched voice and she sounded like a mouse from cinderella it was very cute) and i saw my chance and took it, so i helped them look for their friend (whos now my friend :)and when we found her she (in her character) had been bitten by a vampire so basically me and the loml cured her with a few others 1/?~🌈🥺

and it was really intense acting and we were both tired as frick so we coupdnt stop laughing, we started laughing because people shouted ”away garlic!” and she said something like: ”okay im gone now” and i answered ”ig ur new name is garlic” and it really isnt that funny but it was to over tired me and her atm, then time skip to when the girl was cured: me, the loml, my friend the cured girl and her in-larp sister aka her irl friend went into a room to larp/act some more and 2/?~🌈🥺

and we were going to talk about her being a vampire (in-larp), but then we all started becoming more off-larp at about 10-10.30pm and we started talking about ourselves and stuff, and then my other friend came in, and we sat there until about 11pm, when a teacher came in and was like ”clean up here and then i think its time to sleep” so we cleaned but then started to talk again so we were still in the room (were it wasnt even allowed to be off-larp in) and we had a blast 3/? ~🌈🥺

i was sitting next to loml alot🥺 and then a few other girls came in, and people fell asleep on the floor, then went to bed so at about 12-1 AM it ended up being me, loml, the vampire, my two friends, a girl whos now my friend and a guy who ive kinda known before, and we were in there til 3AM. yes 3AM. and me and loml spent so much time together, we were overtired so we kinda became hyper so we ran around the room, laughed ALOT, she went into a chest 4/? ~🌈🥺

and i tried to carry the chest to see if i could sneak her into the slytherin house (we were all slytherins except for her) and we looked out the window and started to copy statues, and knocked when people walked by (a man saw us and we both basically fell on the floor laughing) and then we started to act like kittens (very weird ik) we started meowing very high pitched, we used pens as chopsticks and acted asian, and we talked like normal people, we played with a (fake) knife 5/? ~ 🌈🥺

LAST PART! and we hid behind whiteboards, then at 3AM she went to bed and i stayed up til maybe 4-5AM and now were at when the larp ended 12PM sunday, and we took a group picture and i was next to her (it doesnt sound like a big deal but it really was to me) and then at lunch i sat down with her and her friends and we laughed alot and shes cute :3, but then at 1.15PM she had to go because her bus came and i got really sad😔 i wanted to hug her sO bad but i didnt i was to scared to🥺✌🏼 ~🌈🥺

aaaah this is precious!!!! i’m so glad y’all were able to get close. when will you be able to see her again? did you get her phone number or email? y’all should facetime or something!!

[girlwithwolftatoo]

TW: A***oles and animals

I’m sorry if this thread isn’t what you’d like to see at your dashboard but I wanted to make my experience a form to explain anothers about the importance of not being an idiot and, for those who are struggling nowadays with a mental breakdown or even a disease that you must protect yourself from named assholes.

So I have this college lecture about Ethics and its use at certain enviroments like work, school and daily life. This is an important class for we’re all Social Science students and Philosophy/Sociology stuff extends to the rest of the degrees (besides you know, behave yourself and don’t be an idiot towards the rest of the world speech). And suddenly the teacher (whom I thought was an intelligent, not ortodox -did I spelled it right? -guy but not an idiot) started to speak, as it was a funny story, about the day his daughter’s cat had kittens because they forgot to esterilize her and he was too stingy to pay for it at a private vet, and how he literally decided to kill the last one (the rest were eaten by his dog the same day) because the survival kitten was “too ugly to be adopted” and besides “if an animal is not useful or it’s hindering must be removed in one way or another”. 

By this moment everything was like a horror movie to me, I was sitting at the lecture feeling my own pulse racing and a sudden chest pressure that went more and more awful as he started to talk about how he killed the kitten (not going to give details because it’s disturbing). Have you read about this people who claimed they were “literally shaking” after they witnessed something triggering for them? I thought it wasn’t that common or it just could happen under certain circumstances, but there was I, shaking at my table and feeling the urgence to run away and never look back, feeling the tears trying to escape from my eyes as the rest of the class just gave some surprised “oooh” and some  reproving looks but nobod talked.

And then he stares at me and says: “I know you’re like... animal friendly and stuff, what do you have to say about this?” I don’t know if he truly wanted to hear my opinion or he was just traslating his story to me because he could, because he already knew my opinion towards animal violence, but the thing is I stood up and murmured “I need one minute outside”. He didn’t stop me but I could hear his laughter as he mimed my sobbing. I felt devastated and scared, I really wanted to say it was beyond awful and cruel, but now everyone was taking it not seriously, nobody else came out after that story, nobody showed, then or later some emphaty, not to me but to the situation of a student literally escaping from a disturbing lecture because seeing someone in tears for a dead animal was “funny” and “joke material”. And the teacher? Oh well, when I finally put myself together and came back he was talking about how animal rights are pure shit and the rest of the class he dropped a few “dead animals” jokes (that obviously were a reminder of his previous tale) and I couldn’t even make eye contact to say “Please, stop, this is hurting me”. 

I know nobody outside is responsible for your mental health, and I’m not the kind of person who presents herself with a “Hello, I’m -insertnamehere- and I have Anxiety, Anguish Disorder and some PTSD” for I don’t think that’s necessary, but by God’s sake, what kind of teacher are you if you witness a student crying for something that you did and you go on throwing jokes about it? 

I cannot go to complain about him ,that kind of complaints are not taken in serious in my college (just imagine it, “boohooo poor lil’ student couldn’t handle a joke, too bad for baby girl”) and I can’t simply unsuscribe the lecture for it’s basic for my degree. Since yesterday I’ve felt so bad I cannot even concentrate for my tasks, I took the double amount of pills I use to take daily and still feel bad. My lovely cat, Soren, came to me yesterday and rubbed himself against me and I hugged him so tight, almost in tears (he was a survivor of another asshole who used him and his brothers as kittens to “chase mice” when they were like one month old, almost starving them to death, and as a plus he’s a black cat so not every person wanted adopt him). I don’t know what to do, my mind is ike in flames and even small things like watch videos or reading helps me to calm myself. And I still got some lectures with the same fucking teacher the next week and I don’t want to go, I’m affraid he’ll go on with the “joke” and I’m not strong enough to face it. I’m sorry.

[pokemagines]

takumi, gaius, henry, robin, & soren + summoner using their confession lines

anon asked: “I absolutely love this blog I'm so glad I found it!!! If at all possible can I have a summoner that has played the games using a characters confession line against them? Like with Takumi, Gaius, Henry, and any others that you like? Oh and what if the summoner creates ones for the characters who don’t have one like Grima/Robin, Alphonse, Corrin, Ect.”

a/n: y’all i am So Tired.... work is really Like That huh? OH and i got a kitten too recently!! we names her loki bc she’s v mischievous lmao --mod touko

also: i was rereading takumi’s confession line for this and i SCREAMED the japanese version he literally calls u sister i’m!!!! that is NOT okay sdkjhgfkfgjls

takumi: 

you’ve known about his crush on you for the longest time, as it’s not really subtle. he always gets flustered whenever you get near him, yelling something about you distracting him in order to try and get you to not be so close to him. (it’s embarrassing to him for you to see him all flustered).

so, you decide to confess to him first, but, not knowing what to say, you decide to tease him a bit and use words you know he’s said to corrin in another lifetime. you grab both his hands, making him look you in the eyes while you say it.    + “if you were aiming for my heart, you’ve struck true... this was meant to be...”

takumi is quiet for a moment, before laughing. you’re confused, wondering if this is him rejecting you (even though you were sure he liked you... could you have been wrong?)     + “i’m sorry but that was kind of cheesy!” he says inbetween laughs, “is this how people confess in your world?” you just kind of... blank out and don’t have the heart to tell him that that is in fact his own line.       “you’re such a jerk takumi!” you jest, lightly punching him in the ribs. he ruffles your your hair, smirking down at you.      “yeah, but i’m your jerk.”      “oh c’mon that was worse than y- i mean, my line!”

gaius:

gaius aka “i have the cheesiest confession line ever” took a while to warm up to you (he’s very skeptical about forging bonds with people). he’s not the best in battle, but he is good at sneaking behind enemy lines and collecting intel for you, which is how the two of you became close. he even gave you a nickname -- “honey” because of your love of the sweet candies he makes. (it’s been misinterpreted by people many times).

one day, the two of you are talking about the worst romantic experiences you’ve ever had -- gaius’s was where he once thought frederick was into him because he wouldn’t stop following him around and staring at him, turns out the knight just thought he was going to break into the royal treasury.     + “well, once this guy confessed his love to me by saying “baby you’re a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream... i’m going to steal your heart on a daily basis.”      “...what’s wrong with that? it’s kind of sweet, i guess?”      “gaius what the heck that’s literally the cheesiest line in the entire world... seriously, you couldn’t have thought up anything... sweeter than that?”      “wait, what do you mean by “you”... did i say that when i was drunk or something???”

after you let that slip and explain to gaius that fire emblem is a game in your world he promises to write you up something 100x better than game gaius could ever think of. you highly doubt it. 

henry:

henry seems to have taken a liking to you as you both quickly bonded over the sharing of very fatalistic humor (which some of the other heroes found very odd but they were too afraid of henry to point it out). the two of you had a mutual crush on each other, and you thought of no better way to confess than using his own words -- plus, it’d be funny to see his reaction.

you have the perfect opportunity when you see henry outside by himself, talking to a group of ravens. the raven stare menacingly at you as you get closer to the white-haired boy, but you don’t feel unnerved until he actual stands up and smiles at you, then you know what you have to do.    + “henry... i’ve been meaning to tell you something all day.” you nervously shift your weight from left to right. taking a deep breath, you swallow your pride and grab his hands, forcing yourself to look into his deep brown eyes. “i’ll love you with every ounce of my blood until i die...” silence. then you hear henry make a tut noise.       “aw rats! i was going to say that exact thing to you!” you see him pout, but you doubt he means it. “are you a psychic or something? c’mon tell me! if we’re gonna be together til death do us part, i’ve gotta know all your secrets... even the gross ones!”       “yes henry. i can read your mind. everyone in my world has a superpower, you know.” you joke, knowing he’ll take the bait.      “no way!! that is so cool! alright can you read my mind now?”      “you’re thinking that if you could have a superpower it would be necromancy, am i right?” he looks at you in awe.      “no way! no way! ooh, can we go read other people’s minds now! we can find out all their dark secrets... you’re really something special, babe!”

robin:

robin always offered to help you out with tactics. even when she was first summoned, she’d be by your side, helping you draw up routes and giving you advice on how to win the battle while also keeping everyone alive. 

it didn’t take long for you to fall for her, hard. she was the full package: smart, sassy, gorgeous beyond belief... everything about her drew you in more, until one day you couldn’t take bottling up your feelings anymore, and you decide to tell her.     + “ah! summoner, just the girl/guy i wanted to see! i was wondering if you wanted to eat lunch with me? there’s this really pretty grove of flowers i saw outside and i was wondering if you wanted to see them with me?” she’s not wearing her thick tactician cloak and you can see just how beautiful she really is, dark skin, freckles littered all over her shoulders... she’s breathtaking. you feel your head start to spin. “...if you don’t want to do that we could always--”      “no! i-i’d love too! i just have to tell you something first...” she nods, insisting for you to go on, and you take a deep breath: “hm... it seems i’ve found myself in a situation where i must admit defeat. very well, my heart is yours.” robin flushes a bit at your odd confession, before laughing quietly to herself.      “i’m sorry, for a moment there i thought you were another version of me!” she puts a hand on your shoulder, “not the way i saw this going, but it was cute!” she leans up and pecks you on the cheek. “so, you want to get some lunch with me, dear?” the way she says the word makes you melt, and you can only answer with a quiet.      “mhm.”

soren: 

soren and you have a rivalry of sorts, that started from the moment alfonse chose your plan over his. he sees you as a much inferior tactician, as he’s been studying his whole life and you’ve been studying for... well, as long as you’ve been in askr. he sees you as a hack running off luck.

it’s not until he goes to return a book late at night and sees you studying, eyes bloodshot and hardly able to stay awake that he realizes how hard you’re trying. he swallows his pride and sits down, asking about how you manage to come up with strategies despite having little to no knowledge on how the battlefield works. you perk up (as best as you can) and tell him how you come up with your strategies. he listens, and finds you not as insufferable as he once thought... maybe...

you know he has feelings for you. it’s evident how he sticks by your side, despite saying biting words towards you at times, he slowly but surely starts opening up to you. even ike (dense as he can be) seems to take notice, and teases his strategist about it.

of course, you know he won’t be the first one to confess because of how much of a tsundere he can be, so you take it into your own hands to tell him how you feel.    + “if you’ve come to pester me again, i’m busy.” he says curtly, but still moves over to where there was enough room for you to sit down. soren doesn’t look at you, but you can see a slight blush creep up on his cheeks.       “riiiiiight. so i’m guessing these week-old maps are keeping you busy? wait, is that a drawing of me in the corner?” he flusters immediately, ripping up the maps into little pieces. you chuckle, and he hisses, glaring at you as if to dare you to mention it again. you sit beside him on his work bench. “i came for a much different reason, i have to tell you how i feel--”      “why should i care about your feelings?      “because i like you. a lot.”      “just as you have to like everyone in the army. if that is all you can go now.” you would never have feelings for him, right?      “no, gods soren... do you want me to put it in words you can understand?” you put on your best impression of soren’s voice. “how did you do it? you’ve somehow... sorry, i should try and be nice since i-- i like you, okay? don’t make me say it again.” you giggle, “that’s how i think you would confess to someone, anyways.” you look at soren who’s completely flushed. he’s never had someone who liked him romantically before, heck, he’s only had one friend his whole life! what was he supposed to say?      “i guess the feeling is mutual.” he pouts, composing himself, “but that impression of me was gods-awful.”      “now that we’re dating, get used to hearing bad impressions alllllll day.” you link your pinky in his, and wink at him.      “now wait a minute!”

[kandadiff]

Below are the live comments for the ‘Live’ Video. It wasn't live but they don’t know that.

- Kay and Bommie’s relationship is honestly adorable. 

- oh here we go CL starting stuff, I’m almost sure she likes Gd.

- same im starting to think that wasn’t an accident.

- I ship Minho and afi…. so if they messed... it is what is is

-nah sis, Bunny Dragon all the way. 

- Okay yeah, Cl is being a shitty person here. what did she expect Kya to do? Not stick up for Adi, even though she left funhouse they still love each other.

-wait wait wait. Suga and Kay hooked up!! SUGA AND KAY HOOKED UP!!!

- #Kuga shippers its our time!!!

- Ive been waiting!!!!!! #KUGA

- Nah #KamKam forever!

- ^delusional

- Wonho is honestly so fucking hot. Like look at my healthy daddy running.

- Namjoon needs to stop avoiding Jackson. I need my #Namson moments.

- I find it so freaking funny hes avoiding Jackson.

- They got drunk during the blackout. Look at Taehuns face you can see that's his hangover face, 

- Of course the power goes out and they get drunk. 

- mood ^

- Did Kay really just try to act like it wasn’t her apparently screaming yoongis name. 

- A sex tape I need to see

- 100% would buy

- What song is this?

- La despidida by daddy yankee

- ^ thank you 

- oop Gd looks mad

- Look at poor daesung so cute!!! 

-Jackson is to much sometimes. So I get it. One time I had a friend like that and she was just constantly talking and talking and wouldn’t levae me alone and i’m an introvert so it was hard to always be there for her. 

- ^The cassie of her group.

- #KAYTOP evidence

- There it goes bobby talking shit

-Kay is so dramatic I swear. I’m over her bratty attitude.

- You can tell shes an only child

- Shes not being dramatic though but …. go off Ig

-oop Gd letting his true feelings slip. I clocked it.

- No I agree with what kay said. He was projecting his feelings for Adi on her. I wonder if she really did sleep with Minho and that's why hes so mad. 

- TELL GD WHAT IS UP! YOU ARE NOT OWNED !

- PREACH IT!

-yo someone needs to punch bobby out.

- THEY FUCKED AGAINST THE WINDOW?!!!? I cant!!!

- 😱 WHY COULDNT WE SEE THAT 

- I NEED THE KUGA SEX TAPE!

- Yo im no yoongi stan but that is bold af

- I also find it weird that daesung went out in the rain

- Seungri knew what was happening and just wanted to see

- #GdBeingPetty

- Gd is so fucking hot when hes angry 

- ikr Take me daddy

- ooooo Gd vs Kay!

- Money is on gd Kay is chilish

- sure shes being childish

- DADDY GD!

- Yo she just called out Jennie

- OMG BOBBY SHUT UP!!!!!!!

-I knew kay and bobby used to date. I saw how she was when she was in ornage caramel. I fucking knew it.

- I thought it was obvious!

- OOOO that's why Kay don’t fuck with Jisoo anymore.. I bet it was her 

-Oh yeah ! I am living for this drama!!

- King Bobby and King Jiyong lol

- I love it when she does that 

- lol she still made bommie breakfast

- is it weird I still ship her and bobby

- no

- yes

- Adi is so cute when she wakes up. Like a bbay 100% adi stan

- SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH MINHO!

-Yes sleeping not sexing

- Hes not wearing a shirt

- they are in fucking spain when its summer there soooo I bet its hot

-Theres a difference

- I don’t see the problem at all. Shes single so whats the issue

- Adi is a whole mood right now. 

- oh daddy Minho the voice of reason

- ikr I seriously love him.

- who came to the door? I didn’t see

- Jiwoo

- I bet they actually closed the door and CL opened it

- Shes not that petty

- girl she is

- OOOOO SHIT ADI THREW UP HER HAIR. THIS BITCH ABOUT TO FIGHT!

- yaaasss queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- oh fuck! she just really came and screamed in this bitches face.

- shes a shit starter

- you better be talking about CL ^ adi is just sticking up for herself

- Look at how big wonho is. he towers over adi. 

- I want a ‘Adi’s Biggest Dick Rider’ shirt

- oh CL doesn’t even look bothered 

- ^ true queen keeping it classy not trashy

- ^ oh fuck off CL was wrong 

- I support #SkyDragon

- I believe Minho. why would he lie? #HonestDaddy

- my thirst is real for Minho right now. Looking like a whole snack

-HAHAHA V confirming Kuga !

- I love V

- this is why hes my bias

-OOOO SHIT ADI GETTING READY TO RUMBLE!

-THE JOHNSON IS COMING OUT!

- CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!

- Yo did she just smack wonho out of the way? hes like at least 70 pounds heavier then her.

- ooo shit adi laying it down

- I am living for this ! fuck cl and gd

- they were friends first. Adi is just jealous!

- IK id be upset too! CL loves Gd and adi just came in and ruined it

- No No No

- Cl LoVes gD aNd AdI JuSt WaNtS To RuIN iT. 

- That's bullshit. Gd chose adi they are a good couple. CL should be supportive instead of being upset

- no I completely understand CL’s perspective, Adi should have backed off

- ^ no youre wrong so shut up 

- finally gd comes in!

- everyone is coming in right now 

- OOOO if adi went after mino knowing CL liked him that's fucked up

- ^ THAT IS WHAT CL IS DOING WITH GD

-Ik obviously CL knows Adi’ s feelings towards gd she should have been womn enough to back off. I would be petty like adi too

- no I don't think she should have gone after mino but I do agree CL should have backed off.

- WTF is Gd doing right now? like its the time to speak tf up

-aww Minho being the peacemaker

- I feel so bad he doesn’t want anyone to fight

- yooo my Russian princess! Katya spitting truth

- Katya is right! Honestly Cl should mind her business

- Gd is her best friend it is her business

- ^no its Gd’s and Adi’s that's it

-YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP OF IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND THROW SOME HANDS!

-You know you fucked up if Makayla is yelling at you

- My hippie queen is so beautiful

- ADI SPITTING FIRE! 

- Shes right bobby is fucking ugly

-No hes not! hes hot and hes right FunHouse is known for the sluttiest songs in Kpop

- so?

- it doesn't make them sluts

- SHE CALLED CL POCKET PUSSY! IM SCREAMIN!!!!!!

- I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT!!!!

- OMG LOOK AT HER FACE

- FINALLY SOMEONE IS TELLING BOBBY OFF! THANK GOD!

- Poor Minho still trying to keep the peace. 

- honestly its so far past trying to stop it at this point.

- FINALLY GD OPENS HIS MOUTH

- But he didn’t say anything though

- yeha all he said was he belives adi

- hes not trying to take sides

- okay right now he has to because it directly involves him.

- I lOvE bObBy - shut up jisoo

- Jisoo ‘let me make it about myself’ Kim

- shes just sticking up for herself, what is with all this hate?

- ITS NOT THE FUCKING TIME! THATS THE PROBLEM!

-STAN ROSE STAN THE QUEEN

-Rose is the only real one in BlackPink, I’ll say it 

- Lisa too

- ^ I said what I said

-YOOOOOO CL IS BUGGING!

- Even rose knew CL fucked up look at her face

- someone make that a gif

- CL is wrong she did not have to bring up Shawn and Edward

- she did it because she was losing

- no she did it because Arianna needed to hear it. 

- ^ this

- No that's fucked up because it has nothing to do with the argument!

- exactly! #QueenKatya

- Shes right! Its not the person who had the cheating partner’s fault they cheated. 

- YOOO JISOO WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BOBBY 

- katya don’t give no fucks she just exposed the shit out of them

- shes lying 

- ^exactly shes just starting shirt like adi. Jisoo never cheated on bobby. come on

- OOOOOO ADI SWUNG

- !!!

- SHE IS BEATING HER ASS

- OMFG!!!

- I NEED TO MAKE GIFS!

-JISOO JUST SWUNG TOO!

- KATYA FUCKING FLUNG HER!

-lisa is stupid did sje really try it?

- V and katya are couple goals honestly

- I bet you if he could v would be swinging too

- Taehyung would never hit a girl

- ^ she wasn’t saying that she was saying that if he could he would hit Lisa for coming at Katya. 

- Look bobbys going to try and protect his butt buddy CL

- they are friends and Adi is assaulting her

- SHIT I WOULD TOO!

- King Jb stopping the fight

- ADI TOOK CL’S EXTENSTIONS OUT!!!

- OMG!

- where do you see it?

- LOWER LEFT IS CL’S EXTENSTIONS!!!

- mama bear draven has such big dick energy my big gay ass cant handle it

- Look at how she looked at CL . shes going to swing

- CL should swing at her! Ugly bitch 

- Katya is terrifying speaking like that

- wheres the Russian fans what is she saying

- shes calling the girls inside dirty whores who fuck there fathers

- V & Katya are what iwant in a marriage

- Did Makayla just say that Haerin slept with Mino?

- I clocked that too^

- Angry draven is so hot

- Katya is seriously terrifying right now

- Adi is ready for round too

- she looks like Muhammad Ali

- ugly ?

- ^ no like shes going to kick your bias in the asshole

- what did she say in german?

- I love you ? I think

- She said CL has STD’s and that she loves Katya

-poor Makayla look at her she looks like shes going to cry

- #BTSStansFunhouse

-#GOT7StansFunhouse

- the power team right here ^

- If you don’t side with funhouse your wrong

- I know if your bias does and you don't your not a fan

- Army sides with funhouse

- no they are wrong! look at CL’s face! she didn't have to do all that

- honestly if kay didn’t open her mouth then this wouldn’t be a problem

- no no no CL said it there fore it was going to come out

- yeah whatever she said she said. that's how she was feeling

- she didn’t have to beat the fuck out of CL though. No one should ever put there hands on someone else

- ^ I side with Adi but she didn’t have to hit CL

- Yeah she could have just pushed her off like Katya did with Jisoo

- Katya only did that because Jisoo came at her first. 

- Funhouse is NOT the new 2ne1!

- ^ No FH is better

- proud mama bear draven!

- did she just call them twat snatchers

- honestly I thought the first fight in the house would have her throwing the first punch but im really glad its adi

- FUNHOUSE FOREVER!!

- ooh herecomes the shit starter

- ^ don’t be like bobby now

- Kay didn't start anything! CL DID

-CL started everything! 

 - ADI STARTED EVERYTHING!

- NO GD NOT FUCKING SPEAKING UP STARTED THIS ALL!

- I live for angry suga

- he looks like a kitten I cant take him seriously

- neither can bobby ^

- Can we mention how whipped monsta x is for Kay like doesn this bitch got a spell on them or something? and can I have it?

- Oh here we go with CL

- CL IS RIGHT! KAY STARTED THIS WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH!

- Oh your a fake friend then because you wouldn’t see anything wrong with this if you had a real friend

-^ periodt!

- EXACTLY ! KAY JUST REPEATED WHAT CL SAID!

- aww hobi 

- #Kobi

- I like how they are all ganging up on her now when her group is outside.. pussies

- good fuck her

- YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP

- FUCK YES SUGA!!!

- SHIT!!!!

- Boy gained my respect! STICK UP FOR YOUR GIRL!

-IDK why everyone is shocked. everytime bobby is mentioned Suga calls him a  loser

- Is it wrong I want to see Bi vs Jungkook?

- hell no I want to see it too!

- BlackPink is getting real bold! Now that they got a little fame they getting real brave

- they can! They are bigger then funhouse 

- since when? Funhouse has more awards and titles then them.

- maybe bigger in korea

- not really ^

- oh look the dram aqueen cant handle being yelled at

- shes not being yelled at ^ shes being ganged up on

- I knew matthew be slinging dick

- oh hell yes 

- you know hes packing too

- Kay is right though if she was a man her antics wouldn't be a problem 

- but shes not a  man so she has to deal with the whore label

- ^ you are an asshole 

- No shes pulling the feminist card. shes a slut and she has to deal with it. shes been a slut since liam and she still hasn’t grown out of it

- ^ it must be so sad to be you

- my baby is crying! 

- Aww hobi loves her look at how hurt he is to see her cry

- she should be crying! She fucked up! Adi should be crying too! I hope that bitch gets charged with assault! 

- people need to stop crowding her though, she looks like she cant breathe

- SHOWNU SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

- Monsta X is Kay’s posse for real

- yo someone needs to pop jennie in her fucking mouth

- I know shes pissing me off

- why is veryone coming for Jennie all shes doing is talking

- talking shit!

- #KamKam strikes again

- ^ ikr I love them so much

- ^ tiffany ships it too I guess

- ^ why does she have to bring Jackson into it though?

- SEE I TOLD YOU! SHE COULDN’T BREATHE!

- Oh now gd wants to step in to help? good im glas Jin and Jimin stop him

- he could have pushed past them if he truly wanted to help though

- look at yoongi when namjoon said that though! he looked so worried

- then bobby popped him

- Hero Jackson getting his future wife out of crisis

- future wife? not anymore I bet

- I wouldn’t marry her

- ^ speak for yourself anyone in funhouse id get down on my knees for

- ADI AND KATYA REALLY WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!

- IM SCREAMING!!

- YOOO SHE JUST REALLY FLING JISOO

- she needs to get Jennie

- SHES VIOLENT AF! 

- ^ the fight was supposed to be over and this ratchet bitch just started it again

- again with pocket pussy 

-^ I need that shirt now

- YAAAASSSSS QUEENS!!

-You know damn well Jungkook did that push on purpose

- I know hes really ready to fucking fight someone

- FINALLY KATYA PUTS JENNIE IN HER PLACE

-what happned lisa? not so big and bold?

-^ lisa was classy she knew the fight was over

- yooo wtf did yuri say yesterday? 

- ^idk but katya fucked that bitch up

- what did she say? Russian fans!

- she called her a piece of shit

- ^ a talentless piece of shit

- damn Jungkook and wonho really snatched up there girls huh? I ship it

- Katya is with V

- doesn't matter I ship it anyway

- YOOOOO SUGA FUCKED BOBBY UP

- Maybe it will work like squidward and make him prettier

- bobby is hot af soo

- suga was wearing rings that not fucking fair. Let bobby put on some rings 

- ^ and he’ll still get his fucking ass beat

- he tried to choke bobby like this is no joke

- he sucker punched him Suga is a pussy 

- Yugyeom angry is so hot

- Taeyangs face makes me want to cry he was just trying to help

- jb wasn't going to let him outside

- lol adi’s petty fucking dance has me dying

- I am living for the drama this season

- this si the best day of my life #teamFunhouse

- Way better then the drama last season # Team2ne1