tumblr should always have a button i can spam to terrorize my mutuals
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the most fun a girl can have is logging the various pieces of media she has consumed in their respective apps
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I've gone and made the most self-indulgent Bonanza OC who is also Top Gun flavored. His name is Jesse (his callsign is Wrangler) and he's Joe Cartwrights son.... except his mother raised him in the future so he becomes a fighter pilot
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Im in the minority, but I love the Hinterlands.
I'm a dilly-dallier. I love to lolly-gag. Yes, I want to find Lord Woolsley and get a little lost on the way. I don't mind- I can find MORE lil' errands on the way and get more crafting supplies.
Corypeheus who I gotta fill out requisitions BABY
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Eddie IS doing this on purpose PLEASE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, at 3am UK time to mourn the passing of a fallen soldier:
Ash Shepard's Ballpoint Pen #1, the first of many this year ( probably) who we shall name Link
Here's the branding ( from Poundland, a genuine shop in the UK. ITS NOT A EUPHENISM)
He did not die during a sex scene, for which Ash is thankful for, but in the middle of describing art in a museum, so y'know, genuinely ironic.
We mourn this soldier for his bravery and we can only hope those who will remember the words he has managed to carve across a page, to share love with the world
Today we give him a viking funeral and the new bravest soldier will carry on his legacy.
Pay your respects below.
Thank you for your time
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listen actually im stoked. i think if the s5 finale taught us anything it’s that we are past bsd being “good” but we are NOT past it being funny. we are on chucky levels of absurdity. keep it going kafka asagiri come back for us in april to tell us about how fyodor was alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth
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shes making me play crash bandicoot can someone just fucking end my misery
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