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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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SNV incorrect quotes

AGAIN!!! (All of these are from an incorrect quote generator)

Loki, throwing their head into Buddha's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Buddha, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Buddha: You have to apologize to them Loki.

Loki: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Loki: Buddha and I are no longer dating.

Buddha : Loki, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Loki: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Buddha!

Buddha: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Buddha: Are we fighting or flirting?

Loki: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Buddha: Your point?

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Hades: Go tell Tesla he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen? Beelzebub: He could hear me.

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Qin: I never brag. Alvitr: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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Kondo: Okita really looks up to you. Sasaki, accidentally mean: He's two feet tall, he looks up to everybody.

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Odin: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Hades: Have everyone stand. Zeus: Bring three more chairs! Adamas: The most important ones can sit down. Poseidon: Kill three.

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Simo: You are a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body. Leonidas: Never skip ear day, Häyhä.

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Brunhilde: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport. Buddha: What?! A kaleidoscope? *looks in* I’m not fi-S H A P E S A N D C O L O R S T H E L I K E S OF W H I C H I ’ V ‘E N E V E R S E E N

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Kondo: Souji said a bad word during dinner. Leonidas: Where the fuck did he learn that?

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I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Anubis

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Apollo: One day, you could be a father.

Simo: One day? I am a father.

Apollo: IT’S A DOG, SIMO!

Simo: HE’S MY BLOOD!

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Leonidas: Is he always like this when he loses?

Hermes: Oh yeah, you should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012.

Apollo: ARES BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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*About the fate of humanity* Loki: I have an idea! Shiva: Loki, your last idea was to murder.

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Leonidas: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Apollo, struggling to breathe: Wh- what?

Leonidas: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things.

Apollo:

Apollo: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.

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Apollo: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?

Hermes: Becoming a productive member of society?

Apollo: Hermes. Come on.

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Brunhilde: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my einherjar equally. Brunhilde, earlier that morning: I don't care for Nostradamus.