#Ingen

[ilminnestrone]

I'm actually an online activist with a small Italian following. This was my last post about corporate rainbowashing. My best sofar, obviously.

These should be Evil Corporations Intstagram posts.

Please, don't reupload.

[ophilosoraptoro]

[frolickingman]

About a year ago I read Jurassic Park and The Lost World by Michael Crichton and I drew a BUNCH of art, so I'll probably be uploading all that haha.

[ingen-headquarters]

Yes please hang out some missing person posters 😢 Jonathan is a very cute young solicitor, has dark hair and likes to write in short hand. He just wanted to go on a nice business trip and now he's gone

Here you go:

I hung it up in our office. I hope you find him soon.

[theblogthattimeforgot]

Hear me out.

Jurassic Park survival NEEDS herrerasaurus in it.

According to the ingen list, there were 4 herrerasaurus' on isla nublar prior to the sabotage, but they were found dead in the 1994 cleanup.

And since the game is set a day after the events of the film, they should be alive and we better see them istg.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Wait a minute what du you mean with, Ingwë’s wife is fucking his father? What did I miss now?

Have a nice day.

lmao, sometimes i admit i go so far into the left field it's hard to keep up.

mind you, the wife fucking the dad is in my au, not in cannon.

basically it boils down to the fact that Ingwe's bio dad is a jack ass, but he's a charming jackass.

ingwe went nc with his bio parents due to abuse, but his wife didn't understand the concept of abusive parents bc she was born in valinor, the land of then perfection. as a result, she invited them to her and ingwe's wedding without telling him, which caused him to be pissed at her. hence why their marital relationship has been a shit show literally since the day they got married.

and bc their relationship has been on the rocks, ingwe's bio dad, ingen, naturally decides to comfort his new daughter in law.

and then that affair just kept going.

tbf, Ingen has been established to be an elf that is absolutly not a loyal partner, inwe's mother, tbf, is only with ingen bc of the benefits (not actual love) so she doesn't really care, unless it causes problems for her.

Ingwe's wife, on one hand feels guilty, on the other has been manipulated by ingen to feel that it is ingwe's fault for not playing along.

ingwe figured it out pretty quick, but he's so done with everyone in valinor's bullshit that he genuinly can't be bothered. as long as his wife doesn't screw him over, he has checked out of that relationship.

and then Ingwion is born, and he's ingen and ingwe's wife kid, who they are passing off as Ingwe's son. so now his half brother is being passed of as his son. eru help him.

in all fairness, ingwion does not know that ingwe isn't his dad, so that also attributes to why ingwe doesn't go scortched earth. furthermore, ingwe knows what it's like to grow up as ingen's son and he's not leaving any elf in that hell if he can help it.

so he's decided to adopt ingwion, and as far as he's concerned, ingwion is his son.

but again, there's just so much drama in his life that he's just trying his best here.

[salakmaral]

[short-wooloo]

I recall a post talking about how in a timeline where Jurassic Park was real and successful, disney would make their own version (they'd call it disneysaurs) because that's how disney's animal kingdom came about

But I realize their are some very disturbing implications out of this

See, Jurassic Park wasn't some pet project John Hammond was funding out of pocket

John Hammond was the ceo of Ingen...

A genetics corporation...

Jurassic Park was built on the research, resources, and funding of a genetics corporation

Thus, a timeline where Jurassic Park is real and working where Disney builds it's own living Dino theme park to compete implies a timeline where THE FUCKING DISNEY CORPORATION is the parent company of a Disney Genetics Corporation

[kaloyanrusinov]

JP River Adventure

Here is the last poster of the series. It’s quite serene compared to the previous and that’s what I wanted . There is no river scene in the movie, but there is in the book, and there is a JP river ride in Universal Studios. 

[pocoslip]

Rexy with her New "Friends" from Biosyn

(Mattel's Jurassic World Iguanodon still should've been a bit Bigger and have Three Front Fingers instead of just Two)

[megahorous]

John Hammond is to Dinosaurs as Willy Wonka is to Candy [?]

[frolickingman]

part two from when I was reading Michael Crichton's The Lost World.

part one is here

[ingen-headquarters]

You're lying I bet you have my man and you're just hiding it because you fed him to your stupid lizards!! He's been missing for over a month now and I am devastated!!

I understand the deep concern and distress you must be feeling right now but I assure you we really do not know anything about your missing lawyer's whereabouts. I also want to assure you that we do not hide any death/dead people and we do not feed guests to our animals.

If it is that you need this lawyer because you are in legal trouble I would advise you to get a new one if he has been missing for over a month. Otherwise I can hang out a missing person poster around here if you want but for that you should tell me what he looks like.

[xnaderblog]

okay but SERIOUSLY claire should’ve been some double agent business woman who masrani hired on for JW and didn’t know she was the head of biosyn or some shit and then her plans get put on halt because the indominus broke containment and then she goes on to try and manipulate lockwood to giving her the dinosaurs again LIKE CMON

[chronically-unlucky]

Scorpius rex has flesh pedestrian DNA and no one can tell me otherwise. LOOK AT HER