Rip Sirius Black you would have loved pining after your celestially-themed soulmates in French
Oh Madame Moon, you/Have such a view, do
You see him, do you?/Les coeurs jumeaux
Oh Monsieur Sun, I/I'm on a dark side
I miss him all night/I hope he's all right
Monsieur Soliel/Madame la Lune
Les couers jumeaux/Pas de deux
Oh Mister Sun/Oh Madame Moon
Please bring him back/Into my view
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I need Yuzu's thigh and waist circumference/measurement for comparison research purposes
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i don't know why it's so hard for people to accept on both sides that cory has been both a benefit and detriment to america's game, depending on the person/moment/day, lol.
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Remember the Kit/Tails/Speedy crackT3? It gets funnier when you realize it's simultaneously shipping Tails with a boy he refused to fight despite multiple teases, and a boy Sega says he literally killed.
No matter which one it is, Tails always loses <\3
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You're either Dancing With The Devil by Demi Lovato or Dancing With The Devil by Set It Off and there is NO in between in my opinion.
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susmita: before my now-girlfriend tina and i got into a relationship, i asked her how she felt about petnames, to which she replied, "well you have to call them something."
susmita: i love her.
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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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>be me, massive egg
>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes
>have a type that i have to hots for
>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby
>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier
>mfw i became my type
>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men
>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes
>mfw past me is now my type
>wtf
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Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.
And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.
[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]
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