#It's weird...

[gamenu]

Reply spam is done, you all are safe from me again.

[wakaposting]

ok. locking in on cat/deer.

ohhh... the conflicting feelings they have... shige (the clingy affectionate one) wanting to shower waka in affectionate as usual but the innate Fear makes him a little more meek, less physical. he's still very complimentary but he's subdued... like you can See that he wants to be clingy so bad but he can't seem to muster up the enthusiasm and he's a little down about it. waka (the avoidant aggravated one) stalking around behind shige... walking behind him and following him everywhere... not doing anything but just Staring at him like O_O. lying in wait. shige opens a door and Bam waka is there. and it freaks him out a little bit but mostly he's like ohhhhh he wants to spend time with me I wish I could take full advantage of this!!! oh but if he tries anything waka's already cat-like reflexes make him even More impossible to catch. but then sometimes out of the blue waka will go !!!!!! and pounce on him or drop down on him from the rafters or jump out of a room at him and its SO!!!! it makes shige feel like he's gonna have a heart attack. falling backwards in abject Biological fear, can't catch his breath, but he doesn't want to be scared he wants to go yayyyyy tokiyuki-sama let's play playyyyy ^_^

[dee-daa]

people usually talk about genshin characters being fatherless and while it's true sometimes, most of them are motherless

[allthatispeculiar]

[correctopinionhaver]

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[plaguedocboi]

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

[casualfoxwitch]

[em-iliart]

slowly spiraling

[allthatispeculiar]

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[teaboot]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon