#Jacques x Shawn

[rawiswhore]

Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Jacques x Fem Reader- "Dick Drunk"

I hope you people reading this fanfic won't be offended by it.

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We all know alcohol is usually something that gets people drunk and intoxicated.

And if you drink too much alcohol, you get drunk.

On a "Monday Night Raw" episode that aired at the beginning of March 1998, you were shown on television laying on a bed and pretending to be passed out (as in laying unconscious) in a hotel room, your eyes were shut as you laid on this bed.

When you laid on this bed, you were stark naked, but you had a white blanket that was covering your nude body, the blanket and comforter covering you up to under your arms.

Sitting around you were Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Billy Gunn and Jacques from the wrestling duo the Quebecers.

Triple H, Shawn and Billy all had their long hair hanging down, and those 4 male wrestlers were sitting on top of the bed and on top of the comforter you were laying on.

These 4 male wrestlers in your hotel room were some of the sexiest men in the WWF at the beginning of 1998.

Scratch that, they were the sexiest men.

You were laying in the middle of this bed, whereas those male wrestlers were sitting on the corner of the mattress.

While Triple H, Shawn, Billy and Jacques sat around you, Triple H looked into the camera, explaining that you're drunk.

You actually weren't drunk, you were pretending to be.

And you weren't drunk from drinking alcohol.

No, you were drunk on cum and jizz.

Cum drunk, as they say.

It was implied that you had consumed and swallowed Triple H's, Shawn's, Billy's and Jacques' semen as well as had their sperm ejaculated into your vagina and asshole, hence that's why you're naked.

Not to mention, the camera zoomed in on your face and filmed you above your neck, and your face had fake cum splattered on it.

The fake cum was actually really just white lotion and coffee cream.

The camera zoomed in on your face to show how much cum you had on your face.

You laying naked on a bed with jizz on your face while 4 male wrestlers were sitting around you and one of them mentions you're drunk makes it seem like they date raped you, but they didn't.

But most of the audience knew your character was a slutty nymphomaniac, and a nymphomaniac is someone---usually a woman---obsessed with sex.

The audience had seen you give implied blowjobs on television and in pay-per-views.

You really wish there were other male wrestlers in this hotel room with you, like Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Christian Cage, Scott Hall, Tommy Rogers from the Fantastics, Chris Jericho, Nova from ECW, Sean Morley/Val Venis, Jim Powers from WCW, Brian Pillman and the list goes on.

Not only were those male wrestlers sexy AF, but you'd be even more cum drunk if you had them in your hotel room.

RVD almost was in the WWF, but sadly didn't join.

Tommy Rogers wouldn't fit in the WWF's Attitude era, but he can just appear as a jobber.

Nova wouldn't have blended into the Attitude era, but he was in ECW--a wrestling company notoriously edgy, gritty, violent, and hardcore, but Nova's character was a dorky superhero.

Sadly, Brian Pillman died at the end of 1997.

Christian Cage did do a dark match in the WWF at the end of 1997, but unfortunately he didn't join the company...yet.

After this moment of you laying on a bed cum drunk, the guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" played, and then it faded away to something else.

[ripempezardexerox]

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¡¡¡¡ No dejes que el espíritu del POP muera !!!!

[courtney-deserved-better]

i’m curious, do you have any like super obscure td rarepairs you like?

ooooooooo let’s see

i really like the idea of a rivals to lovers courtney x emma (rr) ship, logically i know their similarities would probably make it difficult to get along but idk i think it could work in a weird way. they’re both one of my favorite character archetypes (im a sucker for the type as) so i’d love to explore how they would interact. honestly i should write a fic for them

beth x sierra is another rarepair i like! they’re both seen as Weird Girls (derogatory) who get crushes easily and i think they could have a cute little thing going on.

i also like beth x katie (& sadie?), they all hung out during the aftermaths for tdwt, i could see it as a poly thing or as a similar dynamic to wayne & raj where katie is realizing she’s a lesbian and sadie is supporting her

this one actually has some basis in dramarama of all things, but harold x lightning. i thought it was really cute how tdr harold had a crush on lightning and i would love to play around with that dynamic within the main canon. ooo especially with the inclusion of transfem harold (bc lightning don’t judge!)

ella x sky! i think their ship name is ellsky? anyway they should’ve cut out the axis of the brief tdpi love triangle (dave) and just had ella think of sky as her knight and sky learning to relax a bit with ella

while i don’t really ship either of them with anyone, i do like the idea of zee x damien. i think zee’s chillness could help balance out damien when he’s a little more high strung, and damien could help ground zee. after all, zee was damien’s biggest supporter to help get himself voted off! i also headcanon damien as a trans guy and zee as nonbinary so t4t couple rights lol. ngl every time i see someone shipping zee with chase or ripper (or both!) i shed a silent tear. zee deserves better (im mostly joking)

(i’m not sure if these count as rarepairs but i also enjoy nichaxel/axelle and mkulia from the new season)

this is very silly but a goths + best friends polycule where devin goes goth after his breakup and ennui kinda digs it, carrie wants to support devin, crimson is down for whatever, and oh would you look at that they’re somehow all dating.

jacques x ryan. idk how it would work but they have stuff in common (athletics + dealing with josee & stephanie) so i think there’s potential there

jacques x josé. as in alejandro’s brother. don’t ask me to explain myself.

kitty x crimson. they could be cute together.

sanders x emma (rr). somehow i think they could make it work.

honorable mention of rarepairs i like that aren’t super obscure: lesheather, djuncan, trody, dawnkota, brott, justowen, jasammy, bridgney, dashawn/shave (idk their ship name), shawn x jasmine x sammy, jomaria (is this even a rarepair? are any of these rarepairs? idk man)

[gwendefender4life]

"no man should be that flexible."

guidelines !?

no smut! obvious enough, but the characters in the shows are minors! and as a minor myself, it is incredibly uncomfortable for me to write smut. the most i will write for is making out, and even then it will be very brief and undescriptive.

be respectful! simple and common sense, but some people don't have that. especially when it comes to the characters i like/hate. if you don't like my content or my opinions, LEAVE!

be patient! i have my own life outside of the screen and i have other priorities. if you have an issue with how much time i'm taking to finish a request, ask elsewhere!

don't request for the characters i hate! they will be included in my dni list as "____ stans". if you request for them, i will delete your ask!

don't request for characters that i do not include in my "character list" section! like i said before, if you request for them i will delete your ask!

no dark content! this means yandere, pedophilia, incest, step-incest, etc. even if you support this content, dni!

i write for basically anything else! you can request self-insert x character, oc x character, character x character, platonic relationships, familial relationships, etc. as long as they follow the guidelines/dni list!

character list !?

gen 1 - alejandro, bridgette, dj, duncan, eva, geoff, gwen, harold, izzy, justin, katie, leshawna, lindsay, noah, owen, sadie, trent, tyler

gen 2 - anne maria, dakota, dawn, jo, lightning, mike, zoey

gen 3 - ella, jasmine, rodney, scarlett, shawn

gen 4 - axel, caleb, damien, julia, millie, mk, nichelle, priya, scary girl/lauren

rr - emma, jacques, josee, kitty

"your parents must love this show, gets you out of the house!"

dni list !?

blaineley, chris, cody, courtney, heather, sierra, gwourtney, courtney x scott, & chase x emma (td 2023) stans

anne maria, axel, b, brick, cameron, crimson, dakota, damien, dawn, dj, duncan, ella, emma (rr), ennui, eva, gwen, izzy, jacques, jasmine, jen, jo, josee, julia, justin, katie, kitty, leshawna, lightning, lindsay, macarthur, mike, noah, owen, rodney, sadie, sam, sanders, scarlett, tom, trent, zee, zoey, gwuncan, leharold, gwent, & nemma antis

racists

homophobes

transphobes

misogynists

ableists

religion-shamers

xenophobes

pro/com/darkshippers

pedophiles

incest

"you know what? I'M GETTING A SANDWICH!"

[emilsgrippers]

Alright guys it’s time for me to try and make some friends or get some mutuals .what’s up who wants to be moots .or somehhing based on my TD favs(ships & characters)….!!

characters 🐟

-Bridgette

-Alejandro

-Sadie

-Duncan

-Ezekial

-Tyler

-Courtney

-Zoey

-Dakota

-Brick

-Sky

-Beardo

-Sammy

-Brody

-Josee

-Jacques

-Ennui

-MacArthur

-Sanders

-Kitty

-Emma//rr

-Laurie

-Miles

-Damien

-Raj

-Bowie

-Emma//Reboot

-Millie

-Lauren

-Wayne

-Caleb

-MK

-Nishelle

-Axel

SHIPS^_____^

-Bridgette x Geoff

-Bridgette x Gwen

-Bridgette x Courtney

-Bridgette x Sadie

-Bridgette x Katie

(Basically, Bridgette x every gen1 character. Shes my all time fav and therefore she gets to be everyone’s partner. I’m that kind of person🎷🐛)

-Lindsay x Tyler

-Izzy x eva

-Gwen x trent

-Alejandro x heather

-Alejandro x duncan

-Alejandro x tyler

-Zoey x mike

-Dawn x Dakota

-Dawn x Lightning

-Sky x Sammy (“Why?” They came to me in a dream once I’m being so real with you right now)

-Shawn x Jasmine

-Brody x Geoff

-Brody x Ennui (“Why?” To fit my favorite trope EVER!! Golden retriever x Black cat.)

-Brody x Kitty

-MacArthur x Sanders

-Laurie x Miles

-Raj x Bowie

Okay ^_^ That’s it okay uhhmo k be my moot NOW !!!!!

[jjstein2]

opinion/hcs on Shawn Flynn x JJ, ik they are a rare pair, so I wanna know what your opinion/idea of them are 👀

hi!! omg mr shawn flynn (and other non canons for that matter) i'd love to expand upon since technically they existed in my lore at one point.......but in general i havent thought much about that pairing!! personally i LOVE shawn flynn and Jacques septíc being disaster artists that make out a lot hehe

also for shawn in the past i saw him as being kinda a douchbag and would be the kind of guy jameson would go out with cause he reminds him of anti, and then would treat him like crap. but nowadays i can see shawn being kinda like a cool big brother to jameson! they like "old timey" stuff and are passionate about art, and i feel like shawn might take a liking to the little shy dude cause he sees loads of potential in him!! he would definitely beat up any assholes that gave him a hard time 👍

ig my final thoughts are that i dont ship them, but i DO see shawn and jacques adopting jameson. he has two art dads that have DEFINITELY killed people before. but theyre cool so its fine

[foxingpeculiar]

Since the only movie I'm watching tonight is 200 Cigarettes, I've got my list of movies I watched for the first time this year. It's a little low (158 instead of the usual +/- 200) but... well, it's been a year.

Property is No Longer a Theft (1973, Ello Petri)

Zola (2021, Janicza Bravo)

The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021, Michael Showalter)

A Face in the Crowd (1957, Elia Kazan)

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021, William Eubank)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015, Gregory Plotkin)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014, Christopher Landon)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012, Ariel Schulman & Henry Joost)

The Nun (2018, Corin Hardy)

Hell-Bound Train (1930, Eloyce & James Gist)

Family Plot (1976, Alfred Hitchcock)

The Witch of King’s Cross (2020, Sonia Bible)

Teknolust (2002, Lynn Hershman Leeson)

Giant (1956, George Stevens)

Castle in the Sky (1986, Hayao Miyazaki)

Messiah of Evil (1973, Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz)

House (1986, Steve Miner)

The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014, Adam Robitel)

A Woman is a Woman (1961, Jean-Luc Godard)

Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror (2021, Kier-La Janisse)

The Tragedy of MacBeth (2021, Joel Coen)

The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun (2021, Wes Anderson)

Last Night in Soho (2021, Edgar Wright)

Thelma (2017, Joachim Trier)

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956, Alfred Hitchcock)

Pig (2021, Michael Sarnoski)

In the Earth (2021, Ben Wheatley)

Truman and Tennessee: An Intimate Conversation (2021, Lisa Immordino Vreeland)

9 (2009, Shane Acker)

Chimes at Midnight (1966, Orson Welles)

WeWork, or the Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn (2021, Jed Rothstein)

Enemies of the State (2020, Sonia Kennebeck)

A Glitch in the Matrix (2021, Rodney Ascher)

Citizenfour (2014, Laura Poitras)

The Cremator (1969, Juraj Herz)

Angst (1983, Gerard Kargl)

Death on the Nile (1978, John Guillerman)

The Power of the Dog (2021, Jane Campion)

Nightmare Alley (2021, Guillermo Del Toro)

Mirror (1974, Andrei Tarkovsky)

House of Gucci (2021, Ridley Scott)

Free Guy (2021, Shawn Levy)

A Letter to Three Wives (1949, Joseph L Mankiewicz)

Say Amen Somebody (1982, George T Nierenberg)

Poison Ivy (1992, Katt Shea)

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964, Jacques Demy)

Zatoichi (2003, Takeshi Kitano)

Pale Flower (1964, Masahiro Shinoda)

Nobody (2021, Ilya Naishuller)

A Time to Kill (1996, Joel Schumacher)

Murder by Numbers (2002, Barbet Schroeder)

Antlers (2021, Scott Cooper)

Drive My Car (2021, Ryusuke Hamaguchi)

Ready Player One (2018, Steven Spielberg)

Superman II (1980, Richard Lester)

West Side Story (2021, Steven Spielberg)

Licorice Pizza (2021, Paul Thomas Anderson)

The Batman (2022, Matt Reeves)

You Can’t Kill Meme (2021, Hayley Garrigus)

Being the Ricardos (2021, Aaron Sorkin)

Summer of Soul (2021, Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson)

Talk to Me (2007, Kasi Lemmons)

The Night House (2021, David Bruckner)

Here Comes the Devil (2012, Adrián Garcia Bogliano)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010, Paul W.S. Anderson)

The Ritual (2017, David Bruckner)

The Bye Bye Man (2017, Stacy Title)

Creep (2014, Patrick Brice)

From Within (2008, Phedon Papamichael)

X (2022, Ti West)

Moonfall (2022, Roland Emmerich)

Dead Man (1995, Jim Jarmusch)

The Purge (2013, James DeMonaco)

Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies (2020, Danny Wolf)

Caligula (1979, Tinto Brass, Bob Guccione & Giancarlo Lui)

Merrily We Go to Hell (1932, Dorothy Arzner)

The Alchemist Cookbook (2016, Joel Potrykus)

Spoor (2017, Agnieszka Holland)

Cliffhanger (1993, Renny Harlin)

Runaway Jury (2003, Gary Fleder)

A Scanner Darkly (2006, Richard Linklater)

Samurai I: Musashi Miyamoto (1954, Hiroshi Inagaki)

Samurai II: Duel at Ichijoji Temple (1955, Hiroshi Inagaki)

Samurai III: Duel at Ganryu Island (1956, Hiroshi Inagaki)

Mikey and Nicky (1976, Elaine May)

Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022, Akiva Schaffer)

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022, Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert)

Men (2022, Alex Garland)

Old (2021, M. Night Shyamalan)

Saint Maud (2019, Rose Glass)

Bernie (2011, Richard Linklater)

Pineapple Express (2008, David Gordon Green)

Voyeur (2021, Myles Kane & Josh Koury)

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985, Alan Metter)

Conspiracy Theory (1997, Richard Donner)

Experiment in Terror (1962, Blake Edwards)

The Nightingale (2018, Jennifer Kent)

Leave Her to Heaven (1945, John M. Stahl)

Black Widow (1954, Nunnally Johnson)

The Bob’s Burgers Movie (2022, Loren Bouchard & Bernard Derriman)

Incantation (2022, Kevin Ko)

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989, Don Bluth)

Nope (2022, Jordan Peele)

House of Bamboo (1956, Samuel Fuller)

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022, Colin Trevorrow)

The Black Phone (2022, Scott Derrickson)

The Presidio (1988, Peter Hyams)

Barbarian (2022, Zach Creeger)

Elvis (2022, Baz Luhrmann)

Vengeance (2022, BJ Novak)

Crimes of the Future (2022, David Cronenberg)

Don’t Worry Darling (2022, Olivia Wilde)

Band of Outsiders (1964, Jean-Luc Godard)

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982, Amy Holden Jones)

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022, Halina Reijn)

Dead and Buried (1981, Gary Sherman)

Blonde (2022, Andrew Dominik)

Phantasm II (1988, Don Coscarelli)

Hellraiser (2022, David Bruckner)

The Keep (1983, Michael Mann)

Next of Kin (1982, Tony Williams)

The Funhouse (1981, Tobe Hooper)

Dream Demon (1988, Harley Cokeliss)

The Hidden (1987, Jack Sholder)

Prince of Darkness (1987, John Carpenter)

White of the Eye (1987, Donald Cammell)

Halloween (2018, David Gordon Green)

Halloween Kills (2021, David Gordon Green)

Halloween Ends (2022, David Gordon Green)

Terror Train (1980, Roger Spottiswoode)

The House by the Cemetery (1981, Lucino Fulci)

Strange Behavior (1981, Michael Laughlin)

Road Games (1981, Richard Franklin)

Final Destination (2000, James Wong)

Daughters of Darkness (1971, Harry Kümel)

Matango (1963, Ishiro Honda)

Thirst (2009, Park Chan-Wook)

Wolfen (1981, Michael Wadleigh)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon)

Hud (1963, Martin Ritt)

The Dark Corner (1946, Henry Hathaway)

Encino Man (1992, Les Mayfield)

The Good Nurse (2022, Tobias Lindholm)

Son in Law (1993, Steve Rash)

Madame X: An Absolute Ruler (1978, Ulrike Ottinger)

Henri-Georges Cluzot’s “Inferno” (2009, Serge Bromberg & Ruxandra Medrea)

The Blue Dahlia (1946, George Marshall)

Pearl (2022, Ti West)

Amsterdam (2022, David O. Russell)

Memories of Murder (2003, Bong Joon-ho)

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022, Rian Johnson)

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022, Martin McDonagh)

Song of the Thin Man (1947, Edward Buzzell)

Shadow of the Thin Man (1941, W.S. Van Dyke)

RRR (2022, S.S. Rajamouli)

Another Thin Man (1939, W.S. Van Dyke)

Saaho (2019, Sujeeth)

Triangle of Sadness (2022, Ruben Östlund)

[pistachiolan]

I finally had time to read the Ante Up and let me as something... WHY NOBODY TALKS ABOUT JACQ AND SHAWN?!?! I don't care that they're just backround (or idkwhat is called) characters! Their reletionship status just as important as the others, people!

I mean... Dinner boyfriends? 👀✨

I'm glad someone pointed them out tbh, big uwu energy

[td-scenarios]

Base Lines!!

Just so you all can know which requests I’ll take and not take! I’ll also sometimes just be writing whatever I want so y’all can see what type of posts I’ll be making. (my favs will be bold :] )

Characters I’ll write for:

Boys

Cody*******

Geoff

DJ

Owen

Noah

Harold

Alejandro

Justin

Tyler

Trent

Cameron

Mike (+ all alters!)

B

Lightning

Scott

Brick

Sam

Shawn

Topher

Rodney

Chris McLean

Chef

Don

Brody

Tom

Ryan

Jacques

Ennui

Girls

Courtney

Gwen

Bridgette

Katie

Sadie

Eva

Izzy

Heather

Lindsay

Leshawna

Sierra

Staci

Dakota

Dakotazoid

Dawn

Zoey

Jo

Anne Maria

Jasmine

Sammy

Ella

Sugar

Scarlett

Sky

Kitty 

Emma

MacArthur

Sanders

Crimson

Taylor

Josee

Ellody

Mary

Laurie

Miles

Jen

Carrie

Blaineley

Then pretty much every character you don’t see listed here, I won’t write about. It may be best to request them anyways because there’s a possibility I forgot someone I WILL write for or I may be feeling nice!

All plots are welcome! What I 100% won’t write is:

Anything Non-con

Heavy Gore

Heavy NSFW

P*doph*l*a

Inc*st

More may be added to that list if anything come to mind!

Other generic rules:

Reader will be gender-neutral unless requested otherwise

Mostly scenarios, but I will write hcs or full one-shots if wanted

Will probably take place during the competitions unless stated otherwise

I will take both ship and x reader suggestions!

And that’s it for now! I hope you all enjoy my blog and will like what I have to put out there!

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Model Behavior"

I want to ask some of you fem readers...do these fanfics I type objectify women? How do you feel about it?

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In 1997, World Wrestling Federation diva Sunny would stroll down the ramp modeling an Austin 3:16 shirt during "Monday Night Raw" episodes.

That same year, Sable would also model a Raw is War T-shirt on television.

While you were a popular star during the WWF's New Generation era and you had some merchandise of you made during that era, your popularity would skyrocket when the Attitude era was coming about, which would lead to even more merchandise made of you.

When the Attitude era was arguably coming about, you had a beach towel made of you.

Speaking of the Attitude era, your popularity would increase when you'd walk down to the ring wearing nothing but a towel---sometimes a really short, tight towel.

You feel a little bit uncomfortable with modeling a towel made of you in front of an audience filled with fans of all different ages---some of them aren't much to look at and many of them are underage.

So, at the beginning of 1998, you invited some of the sexiest male wrestlers and placed them in various places in a completely empty audience.

Now, some of them weren't in the very back and top of the audience, in fact---some of those men were even in the front row.

You invited them not during a "Monday Night Raw" and "Shotgun Saturday Night" episode and a pay-per-view.

Those sexy male wrestlers you invited were Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Jacques Rougeau and Sean Morley---who would later become Val Venis.

Billy hadn't yet cut his hair shorter.

All of those aforementioned men had their long hair hanging down.

There are so many male wrestlers and even non-wrestlers you wish could've been in the audience, unfortunately they're all in different wrestling companies.

As those aforementioned male wrestlers stood in the audience, you then walked down to the ring modeling and wearing a beach towel with your image on it.

You didn't wear anything else under that beach towel besides open toed sex kitten heels on your feet.

You smiled, waved and blew kisses at these male wrestlers in the audience as you modeled this towel.

The towel you wore managed to not fall off of you as you modeled it.

Since so many other male wrestlers and even some non-wrestlers aren't in the audience, you imagined so many sexy male wrestlers and non-wrestlers were in the audience, where you blew kisses at them and waved at them as they cheered and whistled for you.

You would let some of these male wrestlers---even the ones not in the audience---masturbate to you as you model this towel.

While you modeled that towel, those male wrestlers in the audience cheered, hollered, applauded and whistled at you with smiles on their faces.

For a bit of titillation, you paused from walking when you stood in front of those male wrestlers, where one of your hands grabbed the bottom of your towel placed at your side and raised and pulled it up, showing a bit more of your upper thigh.

Your face changed from smiling to your mouth making an "o" shape while your opposite hand was placed on the side of your face as if you're doing something shocking.

You really got even more cheers from those men.

You let go of your towel and resumed modeling this towel, where you changed your facial expression and moved your hand off of your face.

When you reached the end of the ramp, you turned around and strutted down showing off the back of your towel.

You basically acted like how WWF diva Sunny struts down the ring.

It's a good thing you were modeling this towel not in an audience filled with males of all ages, because if you approached some male fan in the front row and kissed him, he'd yank the towel off of you.

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"Three's Company" actress Joyce Dewitt's birthday is this month, and I'm going to post many fanfics related to her on her birthday.

Although, this fanfic could be posted on her birthday considering she used to wear towels on that show!

[smackmybitchup]

You say Merzbow, I say Justin Bieber

You say Boredoms, I say Katy Perry

You say Gerogerigegege, I say Skrillex

You say Coil, I say Lady Gaga

You say Throbbing Gristle, I say Black Eyed Peas

You say Whitehouse, I say Taylor Swift

You say Nurse With Wound, I say Bruno Mars

You say Einstürzende Neubauten, I say Maroon 5

You say Brainbombs, I say Drake

You say Egor Letov, I say One Direction

You say Death in June, I say LMFAO

You say Current 93, I say Beyonce

You say La Monte Young, I say Carly Rae Jepsen

You say Moondog, I say Kelly Clarkson

You say Lou Harrison, I say Coldplay

You say Henry Cowell, I say PSY

You say Luigi Russolo, I say Imagine Dragons

You say Popol Vuh, I say Lana Del Ray

You say Fishmans, I say Ellie Goulding

You say Jean Jacques Perrey, I say P!nk

You say Les Rallizes Dénudés, I say Owl City

You say Rainbow Caroliner, I say Carrie Underwood

You say Taj Mahal Travellers, I say Christina Aguilera

You say Fushitsusha, I say Ariana Grande

You say Peter Brötzmann, I say Rihanna

You say John Cage, I say Jennifer Lopez

You say Scott Walker, I say Ed Sheeran

You say Unwound, I say Mumford & Sons

You say Dead, I say Tyga

You say Frank Zappa, I say Shakira

You say Morton Feldman, I say Macklemore

You say Captain Beefheart, I say Big Time Rush

You say Pharoah Sanders, I say Akon

You say Albert Ayler, I say Foster the People

You say Ornette Coleman, I say The Weeknd

You say Alice Coltrane, I say Panic! at the Disco

You say Arnold Schoenberg, I say Florida Georgia Line

You say Pierre Boulez, I say Big Sean

You say György Ligeti, I say Gym Class Heroes

You say Karlheinz Stockhausen, I say Miley Cyrus

You say Nang Nang, I say The Lumineers

You say Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, I say Jay-Z

You say Nara Leão, I say Charlie Puth

You say Basic Channel, I say Mac Miller

You say Raymond Scott, I say Twenty One Pilots

You say Delia Derbyshire, I say Harry Styles

You say Daphne Oram, I say Charli XCX

You say Noah Howard, I say BTS

You say Terry Riley, I say Iggy Azalea

You say Peter Sotos, I say John Legend

You say Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, I say OneRepublic

You say Boyd Rice, I say Migos

You say Mahmoud Ahmed, I say Logic

You say Henry Flynt, I say Bastille

You say Kazumoto Endo, I say Five Seconds of Summer

You say David Tudor, I say Pentatonix

You say Aporea, I say The Chainsmokers

You say Half Japanese, I say Fall Out Boy

You say Mega Banton, I say David Guetta

You say Secret Chiefs 3, I say Greta Van Fleet

You say Keiji Haino, I say Alicia Keys

You say Ramleh, I say Kanye West

You say Otomo Yoshihide, I say T-Pain

You say John Zorn, I say Lizzo

You say Joe Meek, I say WALK THE MOON

You say Robbie Basho, I say Cardi B

You say Phil Spector, I say EXO

You say Faxed Head, I say Solange

You say Harry Partch, I say Lil Nas X

You say Wesley Willis, I say Disclosure

You say Fred Frith, I say Sam Smith

You say The Residents, I say Michael Buble

You say Sun Ra, I say Paramore

You say Sun City Girls, I say Linkin Park

You say Hans Krüsi, I say Florence + The Machine

You say Royal Trux, I say Rascal Flatts

You say Jandek, I say Eminem

You say Yat-Kha, I say Chance the Rapper

You say Loren Mazzacane Connors, I say Mariah Carey

You say Pärson Sound, I say Snoop Dogg

You say The Dead C, I say Adele

You say Comus, I say Shawn Mendes

You say Cromagnon, I say Chris Brown

You say Eliane Radigue, I say Camilla Cabello

You say Arthur Doyle, I say Halsey

You say Shizuka, I say The 1975

You say The Red Krayola, I say Billie Eilish

You say Henry Cow, I say A$AP Rocky

You say Magma, I say Dua Lipa

You say Opus Avantra, I say Kendrick Lamar

You say Pan.Thy.Monium., I say Nicki Minaj

You say Murmuüre, I say Madonna

You say Ksiezyc, I say Britney Spears

You say Gong, I say Post Malone

You say Cukor Bila Smert', I say Jonas Brothers

You say cLOUDDEAD, I say shut the ---- up

You say Muslimgauze, I SCREAM pop music!!

You say Kaoru Abe, I punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to Avant Garde and Noise. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF POP DIE!

[uhhbeans]

MACK I thought of something: Shawn Flynn x Jacques Septique. They're both grumpy art men. And they're also non canon which has nothing to do with anything but shhh.

I have no idea where my brain went during my thought process to create this but now you must look at it too.

WOAH WOAH HOLD ON

Goddd they have such potential for an opposites attract-type aesthetic too. one is from like the 50’s??? so you automatically have the grayscale and the cartoons and such while The other one is a painter and just WAHH-

[lirusstories]

Stories: Please Read

Edit because I’m a fuckin moron that forgot the Soul-Mate Aus for Little Fortune. Sorry about that.

Alright so sorry about this, I swear I’m halfway through the first Chapter for both Run Boy Run and New Beginnings. But anyway here we are, these are the 14 stories I’m working on, and yes I am well aware that it’s not a good Idea but fuck it, I’m havin’ fun so Anyway. These are the title’s and they will have Descriptions of who is in it and what the Au is and also, yes all of them have soul-mate Au's (y'all couldn’t even rip this from my cold dead hands) many of them are different ones from each other. (Also each of them are embodiment's of something for each other which will be explain at the bottom) Also some of these are inspired by or have parts that are inspired by @oh-itskitkat and I’ll put Links to the ones that Inspired what and if they inspired the story are something that will happen in the story. Also please go check out her shit, it’s amazing. Everything will be under a read more because This post is long as fuck.

1. The Kings and Their Queen which you can find here @thekingsandtheirqueen

2. No Place Like Home 

I legit Cannot explain this you just gotta read it. But I can tell you that it’s a non-traditional A/B/O au and a Hero X Villain Au

Characters: Liru, Anti, JJ, Illinois, Yancy, Emile, Remy, Virgil, Jack, Jackie, Marvin, Henrik, Chase, Dark, Wilford, Jamie, Sammi, Oliva, Roman, Remus, Patton, Thomas, Logan, Janus, Robbie, Yan, Ethan, Tyler, Mark, Kira, and the rest will be added later on.

Soul-Mate Aus: 

1. Soul-Mark Au 

2. Every so often you will get flashes of what your soulmate is seeing at the time, but your soulmate doesn’t know when it happens.

Inspired by: https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/613250836029734912/so-youre-just-gonna-up-and-leave-without-a

3. Once Upon A Dream

This one can’t be explained without spoilers so your just gonna have to read it.

Characters: Liru, Henrik, Jackie, Marvin, Chase, Jack, Yan, Robbie, Anti

Soul-Mate Au: Soul-Marks

Inspiration for scenes:

1. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/617661429060911104/those-arent-birds-please-do-not-stealrepost

2. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/616741587195658240/ill-wait-here-then-please-do-not

3. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/614495447412834304/just-a-little-while-longer-please-do-not

4. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/613412510108909568/a-much-needed-break-please-do-not-stealrepost

5. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190358452918/purring-is-simply-soothing-or-self-soothing

6. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/617016760676335616/catching-up-please-do-not-stealrepost

7. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190596652918/tending-the-garden-please-do-not

4. Run Boy Run

This one can’t be explained without spoilers so your just gonna have to read it.

Characters: Liru, Anti, Jackie, JJ, Marvin, Chase, Jack, Henrik, Robbie, Yan, Remy, Virgil, Remus, Wilford, Roman, Remy, Emile, Jacques, Angus, Sam, Shawn, Patton, Logan, Magnum, Janus, Wilford, Dark, Mark, Thomas. (Maybe some more Iplier ego’s not sure yet but we’ll get there when we get there)

Soul-Mate Au’s: 

1. Soul-Mark appearing through Touch

2. Remembering Past Life through touch.

5. New Beginnings

Multiverse type thing. JJ, Dark and Wilford are from the same universe, Jack and Marvin are from the same one, Logan, Patton, Janus and Virgil are from the same one, Roman and Remus are the same one. Something bad happens in each of their universes resulting in them winding up in the main.

Universe’s

Main: Liru, Anti, Yancy, Jack, Chase, Thomas, Mark, Henrik, Emile, Remy, Robbie

1920 ish(don’t hate me because I doubt anything will be accurate): JJ, Dark, Wilford

Hero Vs. “Villain”: Jackie and Marvin

Medieval Fantasy: Roman and Remus

Pathos, Ethos, Logos and their dark strange son: Patton, Janus, Logan, Virgil

Characters: Liru, Anti, Jackie, Henrik, Chase, Jack, Marvin, JJ, Yancy, Emile, Remy, Yan, Robbie, Roman, Remus, Janus, Patton, Logan, Virgil

Soul-Mate Au’s:

1. Telepathic Soul-Mates

2. Soul-Mark appearing through Touch

Inspirations:

Story: https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/612154125154664448/how-did-i-get-here-please-do-not-stealrepost

Universe’s

Hero vs “Villain”

A. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190615542808/head-in-the-clouds-please-do-not-stealrepost

B. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/183388705923/its-magic-bro-please-do-not-stealrepost

Medieval Fantasy :

 https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/614616863892209664/speak-softly-for-words-carry-please-do-not

Pathos, Ethos, Logos and their dark strange son: 

  https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190331869898/in-the-athenaeum-please-do-not-stealrepost

6. Family Against All

Scp au type thing (I’m using what information my brain can retain but I know alot of it is inaccurate, please don’t hate me).

Liru is a lot shyer and quieter in this one. She is avoiding the SCP Foundation heavily because they are looking for her after an incident where she lost temporary control of her abilities which had caused a temporary rift in the fabric of reality. Mark and Jack are still YouTubers in this and Chase is too.

Liru will find the more innocent or even objects of SCP's and take them home. She also has some that the SCP foundation hasn't discovered.

Henrik doesn't tell his brothers where he works. He tells them he's a doctor though and leaves it at that.

His first chapter will him discovering Anti and just straight up Freezing in his tracks because that's his little brother. And he doesn't know why he knows or knows how he knows he just does. and repeat for Jameson, and Marvin and Jackie(but they're older siblings except JJ of course) And when he discovers Robbie he nearly loses his shit but manages to keep it together because Holy Shit Thats A Child.

He's never met them before. And now he has to figure out why he knows them before anyone else can figure out that they aren't doppelgangers or something and has to figure out why there is a 6 year old child that never talks but when he does he's screaming for his mom.

Characters:  Liru, Anti, Jackie, Henrik, Chase, Jack, Marvin, JJ, Robbie, Yan, Dark, The Googles, Bing, The Host, Bim, Wilford, Mark(Maybe the kids)

Soul-Mate Au: Telepathic Connection through knowing soul-mates Preferred Full Name, has to go both ways before connecting.

7. A Burning Soul

It's a Hero x Villains Au, Jackie is the "Hero"(unknowingly works for the bad guy) and Liru, Celine and Yancy are the "Villains" who are in a polyamorous relationship and are trying to get Jackie to switch to there side so he can be protected. A bit more insight is that Jackie was threatened with the safety of someone close to him to be a "Hero" and the other "Hero's" He works with are there to keep him on a leash. While Celine, Liru and Yancy(mostly Liru because she's the one he interacts with the most) Try their best to convince him to join them so they can help him. 

Characters: Liru, Celine, Jackie, Yancy, Robbie, Yan, Virgil, Remy, Emile

Soul-Mate Au: Where you have a splotch of color of your soul-mates soul where your soul-mate touches you skin to skin for the first time. It burns when touched for the first time so there's no missing it. It will only stop burning when you accept your Soul-Mate.

8. A Chase Down the Rabbit Hole

This started because of the one-shot I made for Chases birthday and now it’s gonna be a story. I can’t really tell much without spoiling a lot of it so here are the characters in it and the soul-mate au.

Characters: Liru, Chase, Henrik, Jackie, Jack, Anti, JJ, Marvin, Angus, Jacques, Shawn, Sam, Jaym, Katie, Gabriel, Roman, Remus, Kiara, Uma (Possibly the other sides but eh we’ll see)

Soul-Mate Au: Gains Mark Through First Touch

9. Death and Her Soulmates

Alright so the first one is Gonna be Called Death and then whatever soulmate is in it. It's all connected to one story though but they come in one-shots. For instance Liru and Remus would be "Death and Green Sword" or if it's Liru and Roman It's "Death and the Red Shield". Anti and her would be "Death and the Angel" or her and JJ would be "Death and the Master of Time". Robbie and her would be "Death and the Lavender Boy" (every time I see the words Lavender boy my mind sings it to the tune of "Calendar girl") Thomas and her would be "Death and the Rainbow Heart" and the ones that don’t Involve her Would be “The Lightning bug and The Angel”(Jack and Anti) The entire character List is in the story.

Soul-Mate Au’s:

1. Markings gained through touch.

2. The ability to send gifts to your soul-mate/s once a year (You choose something and it appears to them but nothing “living”)

10. Sacred Motives

Inspired by  https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/616607308121849856/you-got-your-ass-handed-to-you-by-a-man-in-a

Alright so for what led up to “You got your ass handed to you by” “a man in a cat mask, yes!”. Marvin was getting an Artifact back that belongs to JJ that humans have taken. It's not the only artifact as well. Humans had raided a sacred place, where a bunch of important artifacts were and they stole, which now they are trying to get back. And they’re gonna get more than they expected.

Characters that are in it: 

The "What do you have?" “Humans: Your artifacts!” “NO!” is:

Liru, Marvin, Chase, Anti, JJ ,Robbie, Sammi, Jamie, Yan, Yancy, Emile, Remy, Virgil

The "don't know that the sacred artifacts belong to the other side" is: 

Jackie, Henrik, Jack, Oliva, Wilford, Dark (unwillingly dealing with the other bullshit because Wilford and Jack are somehow friends)

and the “why did you encourage her to get entangled in mortal affairs, Remus”: 

Roman, Remus, Labadon, Logan, Patton, Thomas

Soul-Mate Aus: 

1. You can see numbers over your soul-mate’s/soulmates’ heads indicating how dangerous they are 1-100 anything higher than 100 is “Most-likely” Inhuman. The number is in their favorite color and their hand writing.

2. The first thing you soul-mate says to you becomes written on your body.

Inspiration for scene:

https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/181356373658/h-he-got-me-good-huh-doc-mein-gott

11. Little Fortune

So the best way I can explain it is that It started with Anti meeting Liru at a Park and because he had nothing better to do he just kinda sat and talked with her and after that they just kept meeting up Until Anti actually takes her on a Date one night. She gets into a fight with her Acquaintance on the phone(she's visiting Brighton for work) So Anti invites her over so she doesn't have to go back to the hotel room(I should mention that they are ego's in this) So the go back to the Septic house and she stays the night(nothing dirty happens don’t worry) And the others wake up before Anti and Liru and notice that there are heels by the front door so of course they rush up to Anti's room only to see them both Dead asleep on his bed just cuddling(Anti's the little spoon). They freeze at the sight and due to both the door slamming open and the light bleeding in they both wake up. After an explanation and a near attempted murder on Anti's part they let her stay for the time being and despite the fact that they were supposed to erase the memories of anyone who finds out about them they don't because they see the way she reins in Anti before he can even start. And over the months she keeps visiting and they all begin to notice something is a bit strange about her. And on top of that they have to juggle trying not to let Jack find out about her and trying to ignore the feelings that they gain for her(can't wait to write those parts:) ). And the thing is Liru doesn't even notice something is off about her but Anti does and just assumes she knows and thinks that she'll tell him when she's ready. And more often than not she is seen at their house even when she goes back to Oregon, Anti just keeps bringing her over via teleportation.

Characters: Liru, Anti, Jackie, Henrik, Chase, Jack, Marvin, JJ, and some will be added later on.

Soul-Mate Au’s:

1. Songs sung by your Soulmate are stuck in your head.

2. Music that’s stuck in your Soulmate’s/Soumates’ head/s is stuck in yours as well.

3. You have accessories/an accessory that represent your Soulmates/Soulmate

Inspirations for scenes:

1. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190358452918/purring-is-simply-soothing-or-self-soothing

2. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/616293064973189120/not-all-angels-have-wings-please-do-not

3. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190866033653/never-too-old-please-do-not-stealrepost

4. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/615127312520871936/on-the-11th-of-april-a-drop-of-sunshine-fell-to

12. Songs of the Lost Souls

It's kinda a Hero and Villain x "Civilian" type things and it's Jackie and Anti but the others are also into her(Liru) The Characters in this are Jackie, Angus( the survival Hunter) Marvin, Jacques(the french "ego" from passepartout), Henrik, Chase, Jack, Anti, Shawn Flynn, JJ and S34N(he's an android "underdevelopment"(he was considered to be to human) who Anti accidentally saved). 

This takes place in some random metropolis that Liru Moved to to get away from a rather bad past. She's friends with Jacques, Shawn and Sam(S34N) and they Helped her get a rather expensive apartment that she doesn’t need to pay because Jacques already has(“To help a fellow painter out.” “Jacques I Will throw you off this balcony. WHY?!”) Jacques, Shawn and Sam are all types of Artists, Jacques is a rather Famous Painter, Shawn is a hand drawn animation artist. Sam is a sculptor. 

Liru’s Older brothers are Roman and Remus and they live in Florida with Roman’s husbands and their three adopted children but they came from Oregon. The reason why Jacques paid for her apartment is because he wanted to help her out of her bad situation despite the fact he knew virtually nothing about it. So the story starts a few days after she moves into the apartment. Also I should mention that Marvin helps out Jackie in his fights against Anti when Anti is particularly aggressive.

Characters: Liru, Jackie, Angus, Marvin, Jacques, Henrik, Chase, Jack, Anti, Shawn, JJ and S34N(Sam), Roman, Remus, Patton, Janus, Thomas, Emile, Remy, Virgil, Sammi, Jamie

Soul-Mate Au’s: 

1. When you and your soul-mate touch for the first time, what your song together is will be written on your body with your’s and your soul-mates handwriting and favorite color. And it doesn’t matter how small it is or if it’s in a different language you can always understand it. 

2. When your soul-mate is singing you can’t get the song they’re singing out of your head. 

3. When the two soul-mates finally sing their song together that their souls essentially connect to each-other finally and it allows them to gain certain abilities they have. Like in a human sense if one could speak Spanish and the other couldn't and when they sing their song together for the first time the person who couldn't speak Spanish now can but not as well as the original. And say the one that couldn’t speak Spanish was really flexible but the Spanish speaker wasn't so when they sing together for the first time the Spanish speaking one becomes somewhat flexible.

Inspirations for Scenes:

1. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/611367312035119104/under-my-umbrella-please-do-not-stealrepost

2. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/610901204242972672/somewhere-in-time-inspired-by

3. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/616210494266671104/10-million-fireflies-please-do-not-stealrepost

13. Soul Pack 

(Harry Potter au sorta it doesn’t take place in his time) I do not have a description for this so when It comes out I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Characters: Everyone, every single one of them will wind up in it.

Soul-Mate Au’s:

1. Telepathic Connection since birth but gets stronger the more you know your Soul-Mate.

2. Whatever you write on your skin appears on your Soulmate’s/Soulmates’.

14. For The Divine

It's Kinda different from the others. This one is where Liru, Roman and Remus start out as humans and the others are Gods or Divine beings whatever you wanna call them. And the others are looking for the last pieces of themselves(aka soulmates). And eventually they one by one begin to stumble upon Either, Roman, Remus or Liru.

With Roman, Remus and Liru. Roman and Remus are Liru's Legal Guardians (although she is 21 in this, they're 34 though they don't look it, just like Thomas doesn't look like he's thirty in real life.) Roman, Remus and Liru inherited everything that they're family owned after they all mysteriously died off,(Remus killed them but Roman doesn't know but he suspects but he never said anything because that is A. his brother and B. He thought they deserved it as well(they did) Liru knows because she remembers him telling her that they ever laid a hand on her he's kill them all(He did) and she never said anything because she knew that they deserved it as well. and this was when Roman and Remus were 19. 

They both quickly adopted Liru before they could put her in the system and when Liru was in school one day and a teacher made a horrible remark about her brothers taking her in, she mentioned it "Offhandedly" to Roman where Remus would hear. And the next day when Roman and Remus(for the sake of appearances) went to go talk to the teacher about it, the teacher had already been murdered the night before by some of Remus' "Friends". Roman is both a Fashion Designer and Model, Remus is a Painter, Liru is a Fashion Designer(Both Roman and Remus model for her when she needs help figuring out what to do with it) and Painter, she also makes jewelry and Masks to go with her and Romans designs. They all base their outfits/paintings/statues around the animals that represent there Soulmates.

Characters: All of them Minus Jaym and Katie.

Soul-Mate Au’s:

1. You have an animal(or in their cases, animals) that represent your soulmate/s

2. Gained Telepathic Link through getting to know your Soulmate. The more you know and trust them, the stronger the Link and the more control you have over it.

Inspiration for Scenes

1. https://oh-itskitkat.tumblr.com/post/190596652918/tending-the-garden-please-do-not

Alright now for the embodiment thing.

So I was Originally Only gonna do it for the Sanders but It just bleed over into the others. But anyway so it's essentially that they are an embodiment of certain things for there soul-mates For example, Logan Is Logic (so when any of them actually stop and think instead of diving right in Logan can tell) or Anti is Curiosity (for instance if on of the were to notice something they are unfamiliar with and they can't help but investigate Anti can tell) Or Robbie is Child-Like Wonder like the feeling you get when your a kid and you see presents under the tree on Christmas morning or Like that one Here Be Dragons from that SCP Unity episode Mark did. Robbie can feel when they feel that but at the same time it doesn't necessarily mean that they have to be a feeling or something you use. For instance Damien is the Embodiment of the Day and he can get a sense of where is soulmates are and whether or not they are in danger.

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[littlemusicreviews]

100 Best Songs of 2019

100. TORRES – “Gracious Day”

99. Tove Lo (feat. Kylie Minogue) – “Really Don’t Like U”

98. Lil Nas X (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus) – “Old Town Road (Remix)”

97. Madeon – “Be Fine”

96. Amyl And The Sniffers – “Angel”

95. Ra Ra Riot – “Belladonna”

94. SASAMI – “Not The Time”

93. Tyler, The Creator – “Earfquake”

92. Caribou – “Home”

91. Floating Points – “LesAlpx”

90. Kaytranada (feat. Masego) – “Need It”

89. Alex Lahey – “Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself”

88. JPEGMAFIA (feat. Helena Deland) – “Free The Frail”

87. Cherushii & Maria Minerva – “A Day Without You”

86. Nasty Cherry – “Win”

85. Hannah Diamond – “Invisible”

84. Frock Destroyers – “Break Up Bye Bye”

83. Avey Tare – “HORS_”

82. Cashmere Cat (feat. Benny Blanco & Kota Banks) – “Watergirl”

81. Dua Lipa – “Don’t Start Now”

80. Danny Brown – “Dirty Laundry”

79. Tamaryn – “Terrified”

78. BANKS – “What About Love”

77. Shawn Mendes – “If I Can’t Have You”

76. Deerhunter – “Plains”

75. Vagabon – “Flood”

74. Cigarettes After Sex – “Heavenly”

73. Hayley Kiyoko – “I Wish”

72. Bombay Bicycle Club – “Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)”

71. Pusha T (feat. Lauryn Hill) – “Coming Home”

70. Miley Cyrus – “Slide Away”

69. Maggie Rogers – “The Knife”

68. Fennesz – “In My Room”

67. The Chemical Brothers – “The Universe Sent Me”

66. BROODS – “Hospitalized”

65. Donatachi (feat. Slayyyter) – “Crush On U”

64. Jacques Greene – “Sibling”

63. HAIM – “Hallelujah”

62. Ebhoni – “TGM”

61. Tame Impala – “Patience”

60. Injury Reserve (feat. Aminé) – “Jailbreak The Tesla”

59. Herve Pagez & Diplo (feat. Charli XCX) – “Spicy”

58. Selena Gomez – “Lose You To Love Me”

57. Katy Perry – “Never Really Over”

56. Jay Som – “Superbike”

55. Rico Nasty – “Time Flies”

54. Orville Peck – “Turn To Hate”

53. Megan Thee Stallion (feat. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign) – “Hot Girl Summer”

52. Rico Nasty & Kenny Beats – “Again”

51. Soccer Mommy – “Lucy”

50. Sky Ferreira – “Guardian”

49. 100 Gecs – “ringtone”

48. Post Malone (feat. Swae Lee) – “Sunflower”

47. Grace Ives – “Mirror”

46. Kim Petras – “Sweet Spot”

45. Alex Cameron – “Miami Memory”

44. Marina – “To Be Human”

43. Daphni (feat. Paradise) – “Sizzling”

42. Leif – “Myrtus”

41. PNAU (feat. Kira Divine & Marques Toliver) – “Solid Gold”

40. Malibu – “Nana (Like A Star Made For Me)”

39. Uffie – “Nathaniel”

38. Thom Yorke – “Traffic”

37. Jamila Woods – “Eartha”

36. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – “Bright Horses”

35. Caroline Polachek – “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings”

34. Tinashe – “Life’s Too Short”

33. Kesha (feat. Big Freedia) – “Raising Hell”

32. Tim Hecker – “That World”

31. Grimes – “4ÆM”

30. Better Oblivion Community Center – “Dylan Thomas”

29. Slayyyter – “Mine”

28. Florist – “As Alone”

27. Ariana Grande – “Bad Idea”

26. Great Grandpa – “Bloom”

25. Doja Cat – “Juicy”

24. Clark – “Simple Homecoming Loop”

23. Charly Bliss – “Capacity”

22. Sharon Van Etten – “Seventeen”

21. Brooke Candy – “Nymph”

20. James Blake – “I’ll Come Too”

19. Lana Del Rey – “The Greatest”

18. Charli XCX – “Silver Cross”

17. Lizzo – “Juice”

16. Default Genders (feat. Beth Sawlts) – “Sophie (Emphasis Mine)”

15. Clairo – “Bags”

14. SOPHIE – “Whole New World (Doss & SOPHIE Remix)”

13. Rosalía – “Aute Cuture”

12. Angel Olsen – “Chance”

11. Taylor Swift – “Cruel Summer”

10. CHAI – “Feel The Beat”

9. Normani – “Motivation”

8. Sir Babygirl – “Pink Lite”

7. Vampire Weekend – “Unbearably White”

6. Big Thief – “Forgotten Eyes”

5. Weyes Blood – “Movies”

4. Georgia – “About Work The Dancefloor”

3. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Want You In My Room”

2. FKA twigs – “Cellophane”

1. Hatchie – “Without A Blush”

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The New Super Ridonculous Race

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by Thenewsubwayguy

After quite a few successful seasons behind him, Don was prepared to host the biggest reality show ever. 128 duos going around the world in 44 legs with a chance to earn 2 million dollars would already be crazy. But with zombie killers, superheroes, super villains, sarcastic duos, angry critics and many more wacky teams dealing with the former cadets, ice dancers, ordinary stepbrothers, determined stepbrothers and other such teams...travelling from country to country, continent to continent is about to get insane! With many personalities, all of the drama that you can get, surprising interactions and unique challenges from these many countries on TV, this race is looking super ridonculous.

Words: 36429, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), American Dad!, おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime), Dragon Ball, Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race, Total Drama (Cartoon), Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Ryuuko no Ken | Art of Fighting (Video Games), Azumanga Daioh, King of Fighters, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Victorious (TV), King of the Hill, Pinocchio (1940), Peter Pan (1953), Rick and Morty, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Final Fight (Video Game), Fillmore!, F-Zero (Video Games), Metroid Series, Street Fighter, Rocko's Modern Life, Savage Reign (Video Game), Buriki One (Video Game), Mickey Mouse and Friends (Cartoon), Futurama, Persona 4, Sam & Cat (TV), The Loud House (Cartoon), Tekken (Video Games), Phineas and Ferb, Austin & Ally, Donkey Kong (Video Games), Kirby (Video Games), Good Luck Charlie, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Dead Rising, Darkstalkers (Video Games), 私立ジャスティス学園 LEGION OF HEROES | Rival Schools: United By Fate, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Miraculous Ladybug, Viewtiful Joe (Video Game), Devil May Cry, Regular Show, Johnny Bravo (Cartoon), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Initial D, Kim Possible (Cartoon), Gintama, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Puyo Puyo (Video Games), Advance Wars, ARMS (Video Game), Zootopia (2016), We Bare Bears (TV), The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Star Fox Series, Undertale (Video Game), Ed Edd n Eddy, The Nutshack (Cartoon), Sly Cooper (Video Games), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Jet Set Radio, Jet Set Radio Future, Dexter's Laboratory, The Nut Job (2014), Bunk'd, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Skullgirls (Video Game), Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Spyro the Dragon (Video Games), Crash Bandicoot (Video Games), 6teen (Cartoon), X-Men Evolution, Grand Theft Auto V, Persona 5, RWBY, Metal Gear, City Hunter (TV), Gravity Falls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Corpse Party (Video Game), Streets of Rage (Video Games), Beavis and Butt-head, Soul Calibur, Hellbenders (Web Series)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Drake Parker (Drake & Josh), Josh Nichols, Takino Tomo, Kagura (Azumanga Daioh), Sakazaki Ryou, Sakazaki Yuri, Hugo Andre, Poison (Street Fighter), Chet (Total Drama), Lorenzo (Total Drama), MacArthur (Total Drama), Sanders (Total Drama), Katie (Total Drama), Sadie (Total Drama), Samus Aran, Captain Falcon, Wario (Nintendo), Waluigi (Super Mario), Heather (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Zooey (Sonic Boom), Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Filburt Shellbach, Cornelius Fillmore, Karim Fillmore, Yabuki Shingo, Nikaidou Benimaru, Sho Hayate, Gai Tendo, Ralf Jones, Clark Still, Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, Satonaka Chie, Tatsumi Kanji, Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), Morty Smith, Hank Hill, Bobby Hill, Hayley Smith, Jeff Fischer, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Spencer Shay, Carly Shay, Tori Vega, Jade West, Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine, Stromboli (Pinocchio), Il Conduttore del Carro | The Coachman (Pinocchio), Mortimer Mouse, Terry Bogard, Duck King, Julia Chang (Tekken), Bob Richards, Jasmine (Total Drama), Shawn (Total Drama), Mario (Nintendo), Luigi (Nintendo), Candace Flynn, Stacy Hirano, Leni Loud, Lori Loud, King Dedede, King K. Rool, Majin Buu, Hercule Satan, Austin Moon, Ally Dawson, PJ Duncan, Gabe Duncan, Tom (Total Drama), Jennifer "Jen" (Total Drama), Ryu (Street Fighter), Ken Masters, Jacques (Total Drama), Josee (Total Drama), Radicles (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Hinata Wakaba, Batsu Ichimonji, Frank West, Chuck Greene, Morrigan Aensland, Felicia (Darkstalkers), Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Yahari Masashi | Larry Butz, Karuma Mei | Franziska von Karma, Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Dante (Devil May Cry), Trish (Devil May Cry), Joe | Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe), Silvia | Sexy Silvia (Viewtiful Joe), Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Rigby (Regular Show), Mordecai (Regular Show), Chloé Bourgeois, Sabrina Raincomprix, Fujiwara Takumi (Initial D), Takeuchi Itsuki, Matsuno Jyushimatsu, Matsuno Karamatsu, Lord Boxman (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik, Toudou Kasumi, Shijou Hinako, Shiranui Mai, King (King of Fighters), K' | K Prime, Maxima (King of Fighters), Ash Crimson, Shen Woo, Beth (Total Drama), Leshawna (Total Drama), Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Kim Kaphwan, Jhun Hoon, Amitie (Puyo Puyo), Maguro Sasaki, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Sakata Gintoki, Shimura Shinpachi, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Sami (Advance Wars), Max (Advance Wars), Spring Man (ARMS), Ribbon Girl (ARMS), Dexter (Dexter's Lab), Dee Dee (Dexter's Lab), Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Jody Summer, Dr. Robert Stewart, Peacock (Skullgirls), Big Band (Skullgirls), Emma Ross, Pit (Kid Icarus), Dark Pit (Kid Icarus), Beat (Jet Set Radio Future), Rhyth (Jet Set Radio), Eddy (Ed Edd n Eddy), Edd "Double D", Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Panda (We Bare Bears), Grizz (We Bare Bears), Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, Surly (The Nut Job), Andie (The Nut Job), Jimmy Neutron, Cindy Vortex, Ramon (King of Fighters), Tizoc | Griffon Mask, K.O. (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Dendy (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Kirby (Kirby), Bandana Waddle Dee, Banjo (Banjo-Kazooie Series), Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie Series), Snusmumriken | Snufkin, Lilla My | Little My, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin (Family Guy), Vega | Balrog, Balrog | M. Bison, Kitty Pryde, Kurt Wagner, Casey Jones (TMNT), April O'Neil (TMNT), Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Minnie Mouse, Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot), Coco Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Hunter (Spyro), Duke Weaselton (Zootopia), Mochida Satoshi, Mochida Yuka, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie, Jonesy Garcia, Jude Lizowski, Sakamoto Ryuji, Kitagawa Yusuke, Cammy White, Juni (Street Fighter), Beavis, Butt-head, Saeba Ryo, Makimura Kaori, Trevor Philips, Michael De Santa, Solid Snake, Meryl Silverburgh, Geo Dampierre

Additional Tags: Crossover, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Team Dynamics

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[dad-average]

Antiaverage Schneep x Jack Marvelsepticeye Shawn Flynn x Jacques Septique

II NOTP II i guess? II i could live with it II BROTP II practically already a thing II it’s painfully obvious they should be/ are already a couple II OTP II

i don’t think i ever stopped long enough to consider it while running for my life, no matter what jacques tells you.

II NOTP II i guess? II i could live with it II BROTP II practically already a thing II it’s painfully obvious they should be/ are already a couple II OTP II

they take good care of each other, better than i ever could. or at least they used to. stuff changed. but once jack gets better i think i could see it. totally. definitely. i mean, like, i wouldn’t be surprised. maybe disappointed, but not for any reason that’s their fault. i should shut up.

answered

II NOTP II i guess? II i could live with it II BROTP II practically already a thing II it’s painfully obvious they should be/ are already a couple II OTP II

they’re a couple. they never say it directly and they’re super "secretive” but it’s obvious based on how much time they spend together, and shawn barely leaves the house most of the time.