-." Thornton added dryly, her dark hair cupping her shoulders, and either the beginning of a bruise or smeared mascara coating her eyelid. Her tone held no humour to it, but that didn't mean she hadnât intended on it being funny. Riley had come to learn that was just how the older woman operated mentally, her humour was minimal, but not nonexistent, and when it did present itself it wasn't typical or ordinary.
âAlright, keep sucking your daddyâs silver spoon-.â Jack was cut off as their boss delivered a sharp kick to his shin, the flat of her boot leaving a bloody footprint on Jackâs pant leg.
You remind me of period dramas and angsty books with pretty covers, and Indiana jones core clothing, with a matching mac jacket. You remind me of movie nights and smiles and late night chats. Plus threatening to beat up bad parents. đđđ
Could i request another part please?? Hwere reader is hiding something, maybe an injury or illness or scent or something stupid she did with James... idk what but something. Anyway, reader sees Siri and Rem, stops, makes eye contact, then bolts in the opposite direction đââïžđââïž
I feel like both (especially Rem) would instinvtively chase, maybe they find her begging Jamie to hide her đ
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? Sir? Don't run from the lord!!!! No, you're so right babes.
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CW: slight injury, nothing major, fluff
âOkay, well the wound is closed but thereâs not much I can do about the bruising or the blood on your shirt.â James said as he gently pulled your uniform shirt back down from where heâd been inspecting your ribs.
âThatâs fine â Iâll ice it later; Iâve gotta meet the girls like five minutes ago.â You said as you pulled a jumper over yourself to hide the blood staining your shirt.Â
âAre you sure you shouldnât go to Madame Pomfrey?â James asked with a grimace.
You rolled your eyes. âIf it hurts terribly, Iâll go later.â
âAnd you think youâll be able to avoid Remus and Sirius until then?â James asked somewhat doubtfully. You grimaced in response. âThis close to the moon, Remus will be able to smell that blood on you from across the castle.â
âI canât worry about that right now; I need to go.â You said simply as the two of you rounded the corner.Â
You halted suddenly as you spotted Remus and Sirius down the hall â they quickly noticed your tense demeanor which caused them to slowly cease their movements too, mirroring you as you stared them down and they you from across the corridor.
âJames.â You murmured without moving a muscle.Â
âYeah?â
âDo you see them too?â
âYeah.â
âCan you hide me?â
James groaned. âY/NâŠâ
âI canât believe youâre leaving me to the wolves.âÂ
âI love you, youâre the sister I never had...but Iâve got a Regulus to think about, you know?â
âItâs been an honour knowing you.â You responded solemnly, nodding in understanding.
âGod speed.â He whispered back before you took off in a sprint.Â
You could hear a shout and heavy footfalls behind you alerting you to the fact that you were indeed being followed.
You rounded corners and climbed flights of stairs, lungs and legs burning from the effort as you very much regretted your choice to bolt. Maybe you could have talked about it? Maybe you could have convinced Remus you were fine and did not need medical attention? Maybe Sirius would have sided with you?
But no, you chose to run when Remus was at his most possessive, territorial, and protective, and he was with accompanied by Sirius who rivaled Remusâ full moon possessiveness all month round. And also, why the hell does this school have so many stairs!?
Suddenly, refuge came in the form of the third-floor girlsâ lavatory. You barrelled your way through the door, clamoring into a stall and locking the door behind you. You sat on the toilet seat and pulled your knees to your chest, though it was all for naught, because even if no one could see your feet, theyâd surely hear your laboured breathing.Â
You heard the door open again and the scuffling of feet followed by deep sighs. You pointed your face to the ceiling as you listened to the footsteps growing closer and closer before Siriusâ head and arms flung over the top of the stall beside you where he beamed goofily at you.Â
âHey gorgeous! Whatâre you doing?â He sung casually.
âWhat are you doing in here? This is the girlâs room.â You hissed at him as your face heated in embarrassment â both from being caught hiding from your boyfriends and of your boyfriend for following you to the loo.
âWhere you go, I go.â He said simply with a shrug as if talking to his girlfriend over a bathroom stall was common practice.Â
âDo you really think thereâs anywhere in this castle that you can hide that I wonât find you?â Remus deadpanned from your opposite side, and you spooked (nearly slipping into the damned toilet) as you noticed he too was standing on the toilet of the stall beside you in order to look down on you.
âOh, for crying out loud.â You muttered as you stood from your toilet hideout and exited the stall.
âNot that I wouldnât spend the rest of my life chasing you, darling but-â Sirius started teasingly before he was cut off by Remus.
âWhat happened!?â He rasped as he reached for you gently.
âIâm fine, Rem.â You tried, but he swatted your hands away.
Slowly, so slowly â as if he was afraid the fabric of your clothes would somehow bruise your skin â lifted your jumper to expose the bloody button up below it.
âBaby!â Sirius cooed in sympathy.
âIâm fine.â You reiterated.
Remus shot you an unimpressed look. âForgive me if I donât believe you. Can you take this off, please?â He said as he gently lifted you to sit on the edge of the bathroom counter, motioning to the jumper currently shielding his view.Â
You acquiesced and also began lifting the side of your blouse up unprompted. Both boys hissed as they saw the bruising on your ribs.
âWhat happened?â Remus asked again, gently prodding the area.
âSome first years got a little too rowdy in the hallway â running around and not watching where they were going. I bumped into a suit of armour, but James healed it up.â Remusâ head snapped up to yours as Siriusâ gaze darkened.Â
âProngs healed you? On your side? With your shirt up?â Sirius asked expressionlessly.Â
You rolled your eyes. âOh, for goodness â yes! Whatâs the big deal?â
He continued his interrogation as if you hadn't said anything at all. âHe saw your shirt pulled up like this? He touched you here?â
You sputtered, turning your attention to Remus. âHe heals you every month!âÂ
He grimaced in sympathy but clearly agreed with Sirius. âI guess...just seems a little...intimate.â He conceded.
âWell, do I have to get all worried about you guys on the full moons? Or that he gets to share a dorm room with you?â You asked sarcastically. Sirius smirked at you.
âAwe babes, you donât have to be jealous â weâre all yours!â He said in a sultry tone as he moved to stand between your legs.
âYouâre not funny.â You deadpanned.Â
âYou should go to Madame Pomfrey, love.â Remus stated after completing whatever diagnostic inspection he was doing on your side.
âWha- no! Rem, Iâm fine. Nothing is broken, itâs not bleeding. Iâll ice it when I get back to my dorm tonight, but Iâm supposed to meet the girls. Please donât make a big deal of this.â You were embarrassed that youâd been reduced to begging, but you could not bail on Lily and Marlene again.
Remus grimaced. âLove, Iâd feel better if you had it looked at...â
But Sirius Black â equally as likely to be your saviour and your damnation â opted to take pity on you. âOh, come on Moons. We can fuss over her all night; let her spend time with the girls.â
Remus groaned and looked between the two of you before rolling his eyes in surrender. âFine. But I will fuss over you tonight, got it?â He muttered sternly, but the love and affection that pooled in his eyes as he said it diminished his chiding greatly.
âOf course. Iâd not have it any other way.â You sang back to him as he leaned in to press a kiss to your lips.
âOkay. Letâs get out of the girlâs loo.â Sirius said as he turned and bent down in front of you, still seated on the bathroom counter.
âWhat are you doing?â You asked incredulously. Sirius scoffed as if you were being intentionally difficult.
âGiving you a ride, obviously. Canât let our poor injured dolly walk these corridors on her own.â He backed up further into you and tapped your thighs with his hands impatiently.
âI very well can, thank you very much. Iâll have you know that your poor injured dolly just outran her two boyfriends.â You scoffed indignantly.Â
âYou know Moons, perhaps she should go to Madame Pomfrey after all.â
âOkay, okay!â You shrilled as you clamored up onto Siriusâ back.
Remus chuckled and pecked a sweet kiss to your temple â now almost at eye level with him as he placed a gentle hand on your back, protectively close to your sore ribs.Â
âThank you for appeasing us, sweetheart.â He murmured into your hairline.
You feigned annoyance, but youâd do so happily for as long as these two men would let you.Â
ynuserupdates looks like y/n bass and jamie flatters have been together recently đ are jamie and y/n more than friends?? if so what happened with tom?
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user1 tagging all of them is CRAZYYYY
user2 pls i ship them so bad
user3 doesnât jamie have a gf???
user4 y/n literally told tom she loved him in her comments
âł user5 but she also called jamie handsome đ
âł user4 yeah to make fun of jack đ
user6 pls can costars not be friends anymore???
user7 pretty sure jamieâs gf took the first pictureâŠ
âł user8 and tom was with them
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ynuser i went to the oscars??? also my hot date took the last photo
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tomblyth i'm the hot date
âłynuser yes u are babe
user1 people are so delulu like my parents would NEVER break up
hi sweetheart! i was wondering if you could do a jamie imagine where the reader is a physical therapist and heâs always finding the most ridiculous excuses to go see her, like getting a paper cut and things like that. i would also love if it could be before they got together :)
you called me sweetheart, so now I would die for you. pet names are the way to my heart, in case u didnât know. hope u enjoyđ
(important disclaimer, I donât know how physical therapy works so if Iâm wrong about things, remember this isnât a medical journal, I am just a girl)
before you go
Apparently, itâs impossible to purposely give yourself a paper cut, but Jamie Tartt has been doing his damnedest all day to get some kind of ailment, so if that means being careless with some photographs in his locker then so be it.Â
He really wishes his leg would cramp or something, but Willâs been keeping him far too hydrated for that.Â
So Jamie has to settle for slipping a picture of his mum at just the right angle to draw blood.Â
âShit,â he whispers softly. He puts his finger to his mouth to catch the first beads of blood.Â
âPaper cut?â Sam asks sympathetically. Jamie nods, finger in between his teeth.Â
âAy, sĂ, you should go see the physio for that one, amigo. Ask for the Rojas special,â Dani says with his ever-present grin.Â
âItâs just a paper cut, mate,â Jamie says in order to keep up appearances.Â
Sam knocks his arm. âYou have to go. Dani only just let me request the Rojas special last week, and Richard still wonât talk to me about it.â
âĂa câest merde,â Richard calls from across the locker room. âPut on a bandage and go home.â
Jamie wonât. He sticks his tongue out at Richard and turns to go to the treatment room because he needs treatment right away. Never mind that itâs a cut and not a muscle injury. He can hide under the excuse that Dani sent him.Â
Jamie taps on the door and pushes it open to find you sitting on the table, absentmindedly tapping your fingers on your knees. You jump down at the sight of Jamie.Â
âHi! I was wondering if anybodyâd be over today,â you grin. âWhere does it hurt?â
Jamie holds up his finger. âDani sent me.â
âAh, right,â you nod, grin never leaving your face. Jamie wonders if your sunny disposition is why you and Dani are such good friends. Suddenly, heâs gripped by uncertainty. Maybe you and Dani are morethan good friends. After all, Dani is strangely tight-lipped about his affairs and besides, itâs not good for the physio to be openly screwing a player.Â
Maybe he should go.Â
But youâve already come back to him after rummaging in a cupboard, small box in hand.Â
âTechnically, this isnât part of my job,â you say as you select a band-aid, âbut Iâve been doing this since I started going to my nephewâs footie matches. Kidâs almost ten now, but he still asks for me every time he gets a scrape. First time I was here it was like, force of habit, but Dani said it reminded him of his sister, soâŠâ you trail off. âI dunno, itâs funny that even big strong footballers still want silly bandages, yeah?â
Jamie watches as you open a green bandage with yellow flowers and wrap it carefully around his finger. You press a kiss to it and smile up at him. âThere. All better.â
Jamie is⊠well, heïżœïżœïżœs flustered. Heâs heard about the so-called Rojas special and how itâs available through recommendation only, but he wasnât prepared for the sweet way you cradled his hand or the fact that your lips touched him. In fact, he wasnât prepared for anything beyond a bandage and the fact that you slipped sweets to Sam and Dani to numb the sting of injury.Â
âThanks,â he chokes out, aware of the fact that youâre still holding his hand. You give it one last squeeze before dropping it.Â
âSee you around,â you say.Â
Jamie mumbles something unintelligible and finds his way out the door.
âFuck you,â he says to Sam as soon as he catches him in the car park.Â
Sam raises an eyebrow. âYou didnât get a chocolate. Did you not hold still?â
âKnew what?â Dani asks. Heâs a horrible liar.Â
âYou knew I thought she was fit. You didnât tell me sheâs, like, emotionally fit as well. So fuck you both for that.â
Sam mouths emotionally fit as he and Dani dissolve into laughter.Â
âWhich band aid did you get?â Dani asks when he finally regains control of himself. âShe ran out of Peppa Pig last week, but she promised to get some more soon.âÂ
Jamie holds up his finger, wishing the cut were on the middle one.Â
Sam and Dani lean into inspect it and nod once.Â
âWell?â Jamie demands. They just look at him with stupid grins.Â
The fuckers just leave him standing in the lot, heart racing like a fucking idiot.Â
â
Jamieâs ankle is barely twisted. Like, barely. But he grew up watching football so he knows how make an injury seem worse than it is. Heâs mastered the art of not going overboard. Â
âYou should see the physio,â Beard tells him. Jamie pretends to protest a little bit, ignoring the way Ted shoots Dani and Sam quizzical looks. Theyâre making some sort of face and Jamieâs not going to figure out what they mean because he doesnât care.Â
(Or maybe he already knows what they mean. But he doesnât give a shit.)
So he hobbles his way to the treatment room where youâre typing something on the computer. Reports, probably.Â
You look up with a smile when you see him, the quickly school it into a frown. âWhere does it hurt?â you ask.Â
âMy ankle,â Jamie grimaces.Â
You pat the table and he obliges, sitting down on the crinkly paper.Â
You squat to undo his boot and Jamie realizes that maybe this isnât the best way to get you to fall for him but itâs too late now because youâre gingerly sliding it off his foot.Â
âDâyou mind if I get the sock as well?â you ask, and itâs all Jamie can do to mutely shake his head. You lightly run a cool hand over his ankle.Â
âFeels a bit swollen,â you say. âWhat happened?â
Jamie has to gather his thoughts firmly away from the way he could feel the callouses on your palm. âTackle,â he says.Â
âHm,â you reply. âDoes this hurt?â
Jamie gasps as you press your thumb at just the wrong spot.Â
âIâll take that as a yes,â you say. âLie down. Iâm going to massage it for a minute then put it on ice. Youâll be good to go in an hour.â
Jamie obeys, trying to ignore the way his breath hitches when your hand squeezes his calf for a fraction of a second.Â
Youâre able to find all the right spots, gently pushing the muscle back where it needs to go. You pat his foot gently and go to get an ice pack. âKeep this on for fifteen minutes, off for five, then on for another fifteen. If it still hurts Iâll get you another pack, or maybe a heating pad. Depends on what type of pain you have, but weâll cross that bridge when we get to it.â
âYou sending me back?â Jamie asks in a feeble attempt to be his usual confident self.Â
You hesitate. âI mean⊠the other option is you stay here. I wonât lie to you, itâs pretty quiet back here but it doesnât smell. Will got me on these scent diffuser packs, so this is one of the least-gross rooms on the lower level. I usually just type reports, but Iâve finished for now so I was going to read but we can chat if you like. You donât have to, but I can monitor your ankle for the next hour if youâre here. Itâs up to you.â
Stay and flirt with the pretty physio or sit on the bench instead of practicing?
Jamie positions himself better on the table. âWhatâs your book about?â
â
Jamie wishes that he were just making an excuse to come see you, but if that were the case heâd have made sure to be showered. Instead, heâs fresh off the pitch after a long day of practice and he needs his joints like, replaced or some shit.Â
He stumbles into the treatment room and practically flops facedown on the table. Youâre up in an instant, combing his hair away from his face with your fingers.Â
âWhere does it hurt?â you ask, voice filled with concern.Â
âEverywhere,â Jamie groans.Â
âOkay, so full-massage with the extra-large ice pack at the end, then,â you say.Â
Jamie just grunts in response and tries not to think about the fact that this is the most unromantic way heâs ever tried to date a girl. He tells himself that youâre a physio, that youâve seen grosser, and that youâre not even interested in him anyway. It still doesnât stop him from asking about your day and cracking stupid jokes the entire time youâre popping his muscles. His voice squeaks every time you forcibly release tension, but you just laugh and tell him, âYou should hear Isaac.â So yeah, the worst training of his life has now turned out to be a goddamned blessing in disguise because youâre joking back and forth for a solid twenty minutes.Â
âCome back any time,â you tell him with a wink as he heads out the door. âYou donât have to be injured to say hey.â
Jamie smiles at that, and goes to tell Sam and Dani that theyâre shitheads but he loves them very much.Â
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Itâs been a long week and an especially long match, but thank fuck itâs over. Thereâs a bit of an ache in his legs but he doesnât give a flying shit. Theyâve won, for once, so as a reward to himself heâs going to invite you out with the lads. Proper, like, probably with the words, âHey I think youâre fit,â except heâs thinking he should probably swap âfit,â for beautiful, or stunning, or the most wonderful, funny, amazing woman heâs ever met and no, itâs not just because of the magical healing powers you seem to possess.Â
Jamie showers, changes, then heads purposefully down the hall. He knows youâre still here, you never leave after matches until everyone who might possibly need physio is gone.Â
He bangs open the door, ready to regale you with the shit Tedâs up to post-match when he catches sight of your face. Or rather, the fact that itâs in your hands as your shoulders shake.Â
He rushes over to the desk and turns your chair so youâre facing him.Â
His hands are on your knees as he urgently whispers, âWhere does it hurt?â
âIt doesnât,â you gasp, wiping your eyes. âIâm fine, I donât know what came over me, Iâm good, I promise. Whatâs up?â
You move to get up but Jamie presses lightly where his hands were resting. âYou donât look fine, love,â he says, then internally winces. Not a good thing to say to a girl, no matter how true it is.Â
âIâm good, swear down,â you choke. You move to wipe away another tear but Jamie beats you to it, swiping it with his thumb. You shudder involuntarily, trying not to notice the rough feel of his skin on yours.Â
âIâm not hurt,â he says tentatively. âCame to see if you wanted to go out with me ân the lads.â
âOh!â you exclaim, still trying your absolute best to pull yourself together and failing miserably. âRight. I um, Iâm going to be here a while so you should just go, yeah? Tell Dani Iâm proud of him.â
Jamie shakes his head. âAinât leaving you here all by yourself.â He realizes your hands have found their way into his, and he has no idea who put them there. He lifts one to his lips and brushes a kiss to your knuckles. âJust tell me where it hurts, yeah?â
Another shiver wracks your body. âYou canât- I canât- you have to go, okay Jamie? I need you to go.â
Jamie will, heâll do anything you ask, but first he has to know-Â
âWhy?â he asks, so softly. âWhatâs wrong, beautiful?â
âDonât-â you half-choke. âNot- Iâm gross right now.â
Jamie canât stifle his laugh in time, so he does his best to save it. âLove, youâve seen me at my fuckinâ worst. Weâll call it even.â
Youâre breathing a little easier now, but just barely. You donât seem too eager to get rid of him so Jamie pushes his luck and stays kneeling on the floor.Â
âTell me,â he urges again, but you just shake your head.Â
âYou really should go,â you say, breath catching in your throat. âYou donât want to keep Maia waiting. Heard actresses are notoriously particular about being on time.â
Thatâs confusing. Maia- do you mean Maia Stanwood? You must, thatâs the only Maia he knows. But how did you know her, Jamie had run into her at dinner the other day and thereâd been a brief article in the papers, but nothing that connects to whatâs happening here.Â
Unless-
No.Â
Except- itâs the only thing that makes sense.Â
But you donât like him like that. At least, heâs pretty sure. And anyway, isnât it prickish to assume everyoneâs in love with him?
But youâre not everyone, youâre the team physio with nice hands and a sweet smile and an affinity to fix people, to mend whatâs broken in the best way you know how.Â
âI love you,â he says instead of everything else he had planned.
Youâre silent, and heâs not sure youâve heard him so he says it again.Â
âYeah, alright, I love you too,â you sniff with a half-smile, except itâs the way youâd say to a brother, the way youâd say it to Dani or Sam.Â
âNo,â Jamie says more insistently, âI love you. Thatâs why Iâm here. I wanted to tell you, wanted to take you out proper. Impress you with my dancing and chat you up at the bar. Make the lads jealous that Iâve got a beautiful girl on my arm, then sneak out early to kiss you like Iâve been fucking thinking about since that fucking paper cut. Had a right crush on you like an idiot since you got hired.â
Youâre staring at him open-mouthed, unable to believe what heâs saying, and Jamie doesnât know much all the time but he knows that youâre gripping his hands like itâs a lifeline. He knows your eyes are wide open and that he was on the mark about you thinking he was with someone else. So he does what anyone in his position would do.Â
He captures your lips in his, letting go of your hands only so he can slip one hand around your waist and another in your hair.Â
God, you feel like youâre melting.Â
Jamie Tartt is kissing you like thereâs no tomorrow and the floor is tipping out from under you, but apart from that vague feeling all youâre aware of is his hands on you and the fact that he tastes like spearmint.Â
His lips are soft against yours, mouth warm and inviting.Â
Itâs like taking a breath of air for the first time in months.Â
âI love you,â you say as soon as you break apart. Youâre breathing heavily as if youâre the one who just played a 90-minute match. Jamieâs lips are swollen and your hair is mussed, but you both share the same look.
âAll better?â he asks, and you nod.Â
âGood. You want to get dinner? I know a few places we can go, donât have to worry about paps.â
âThe team-â you begin, but Jamie waves that away.Â
âTheyâll understand,â he says. âBeen flirting with you for ages, getting injured all the time. Think Tedâs starting to get fucking worried.â
You run your thumb down his jawline. âI always wondered about that,â you murmur. âThought it was in my head how much you were down here. Didnât want to be unprofessional.â
Jamie reaches up to hold your wrist and you just sit there, on the floor of the treatment room, looking at each other in the dim light. Youâll get up, eventually, but for now youâre going to savor this moment you have together.Â
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You quietly opened Buckyâs bedroom door, closing it behind you. You smiled when you seen Alpine sleeping on her cat tree. You quietly tip toed past the sleeping cat to Buckyâs bed.
âGood morning, Jamie! Itâs morning!â You say happily as you threw yourself on his bed.
Bucky groaned, putting a pillow over his head and continued sleeping. You pouted and poked his side making his body jerk.
âWhat if I was sleeping naked?â Bucky asks.
âI donât think that would stop me.â You say.
Bucky took the pillow off of his head and looked at you with a weird look on his face.
âYouâre fucking weird.â He says.
âYou love me!â You grinned.
âYouâre right. I do.â He says.
Bucky wrapped his arms around you, pulling you on top of him and attacking you with kisses making laugh and squirm. Alpine jumped off of her cat tree and jumped on the bed to get some morning kisses. She let out a squeaky meow to get yours and Buckyâs attention.
âAww, Alpine wants morning kisses from her daddy.â You smiled, petting her head.
Bucky leaned down to give Alpine kisses and petted her. She started purring with satisfaction.
âLetâs go get coffee!â You say.
Bucky laughed at your cuteness and got out of bed to get dressed. As he was getting dressed, you noticed one of his sweatshirts on the floor. You grabbed it and put it on without him noticing.
âOk, doll. Are you- is that my sweatshirt?â He asks, looking at the sweatshirt of his that youâre wearing.
âUmm⊠no.â You lied, trying not to laugh.
âIt looks better on you anyways.â He smiles.
Bucky held out his metal hand for you to hold, knowing how much you love his metal arm. You smiled and happily put your hand in his, intertwining your fingers with his metal ones. You and Bucky walked into the kitchen hand in hand.
âMorning guys!â You smiled.
âMorning, Y/N!â The Avengers say.
You sat down at the table while Bucky got you two coffee.
âWerenât you here like 12 hours ago?â Tony asks.
âYes.â You answered.
âWhy are you here again? Donât you ever go home?â He asks.
âWhy would I go home when Bucky is here?â You smiled.
Bucky put a cup of coffee in front of you and sat down in the chair next to you, wrapping his metal arm around your shoulders.
âHow the hell are you two not fucking?â Tony asks.
âStevie! Tony said a bad word!â You say like a child while pointing at Tony.
âYouâre weird.â Tony says.
You squinted your eyes at him, giving him the death glare.
âIf looks could kill, youâd be dead right now.â Clint says to Tony.
âThat stare is kinda creepy.â Tony says, getting up and walking away.
You giggled to yourself and took a sip of your coffee.
âI think you just scared the shit out of Stark.â Bucky laughs.
âItâs what he gets for calling me weird.â You say.
Soon after that, Bucky had to train recruits with Steve. You just hung out around the Compound while he worked. You were currently in the lounge room on your phone.
âHey Y/N.â Peter says, walking in the room.
âHey Peter. Whatâs up?â You say.
âI was wondering if you wanted to check out the new features on my web shooters.â He says.
âHell yea!â You say excitedly.
Peter sat down next to you and showed and explained to you what his web shooter can do.
âSo what youâre saying is that if I push this button, webs come out?â You asked.
âYes. Give it a try.â Peter says.
You pushed the button and a web shot out of it. Bucky walked in the room and almost got hit by the web. You and Peter went silent.
âSorry, Mr. Barnes.â Peter says.
Bucky didnât say anything. He just walked up to you and picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder.
âSheâs my best friend. Get your own.â Bucky says.
âDonât be mean.â You say, playfully punching his back.
âIâll text you later, Peter.â You say.
âNo she wonât.â Bucky says, walking out of the room.
You punched him again. Bucky put you on your feet when you guys got to the hallway.
âWhat was all of that about, Buck?â You asked.
âNothing.â He says.
âWait, are you jealous that I was hanging out with someone whoâs not you?â You asked with a playful smirk.
âI donât get jealous.â Bucky says.
âAww, youâre so jealous! The Winter Soldier is jealous!â You teased, playfully poking his stomach.
Buckyâs face turned red and he swatted your hand away making you laugh.
âIâll stop teasing you now.â You say.
âGive me a hug and Iâll forgive you.â Bucky says.
You hugged him and kissed his stubbly cheek.
âForgive me?â You asked.
âYes.â He says.
âGood. Now, last one to the gym has to pay for the winnerâs lunch!â You say, running towards the gym.
âOh youâre on!â He says, running after you.
You completely forgot that heâs a Super Soldier and the serum made him run faster cause within seconds he past you and got to the gym before you. Once you got to the gym, you playfully pouted at him.
âI win!â Bucky says triumphantly ïżŒ
âNo fair! You have Super Soldier serum running through your veins to help you! I donât!â You pouted, crossing your arms over your chest.
âAww, come here.â He says, opening his arms.
You walked to him and he wrapped his around you, kissing the top of your head.
âEven though I won, Iâll still pay for your lunch.â Bucky says softly.
i love it when an idea is plaguing. thank you for being so lovely in your request, i appreciate it and you so very much <3 ALSO i ended up playing dnd unexpectedly yesterday, so another drabble tonight and then a new chapter of be still, my foolish heart tomorrow!! | 1.4k words, tw language
You're sat in the Crown and Anchor for what will now be your sixth date. Jamie swears that it's your seventh, and that your first date was actually when the two of you stood on the doorstep of your house for three hours before you finally realised how long you'd been chatting.
You'd been assembling a swing in the garden out front of your house and Jamie happened to be walking by. He stopped to ask if you needed any help and that was it. It was eleven o'clock when he finally went on his way with your number written on a piece of paper that he clutched in his fist.
But it couldn't be a date, you'd say, because he hadn't kissed you when he left. Realistically, you just enjoyed the scrunched up face he made when you playfully argued with him about it, but he didn't need to know that yet.
You were meeting his friends for the first time. It felt early, but Jamie insisted how fun they were and that after you'd met them, the two of you would be able to hang out way more because you could come and visit him at work. You weren't sure why you'd have to meet them here first, but he said it would all make sense.
Nothing about this made sense, because you were currently the only ones in the pub, stuffed into a corner booth. Jamie's thigh brushed yours as he jiggled it, seemingly as full of nervous energy as you.
"Why is no one else here, Jamie?" you whispered, lest the woman behind the bar who looked not to be messed with heard you, "Is something going on?"
"Oh, I jus' booked it out," he says nonchalantly. You gape at him. It had always been clear he had some money, but never this much. Your first thought was the fact that he'd only ever been to your house, never you to his. Granted, it had only been three times so far anyway, but still.
"Are you like...rich-rich?" you ask tentatively, then carry on talking before he can answer, "That sounds terrible, oh god, you don't have to answer that. I don't care either way, you know, I just like-"
"Y/N, babe," he interrupts you, squeezing you into his side, "I know what y' getting at. I'm pretty loaded, I'm not gonna lie, but I didn't want y' to know until I was sure about ya."
Jamie was sure about you? That was news to you. You were a little nervous about how early it was to be sure, but it wasn't as if you weren't sold on him too. You were practically besotted with the man really, even if you were hesitant to tell him.
As if he could read the surprise on your face, he opened his mouth to speak again but was interrupted-
"Hey! We're not late, are we?"
There were a few men congregating at the doorway, and the woman at the bar waved them in, greeting them like they were old friends. There were far more people than you'd expected, around ten men and two women crowding into the pub. There was no way all of you would fit around this corner booth.
You crammed any anxiety to the bottom of your stomach and stood up to greet everyone.
"Hi! I'm Y/N, it's so lovely to meet all of you!"
"What the fuck guys?"
Jamie's interjection cut your introductions short, just as you were about to hug the man closest to you who was beaming until Jamie spoke up and ruined his mood.
"I invited Isaac, Colin and Keeley. What are you all doing here?"
They had the decency to look a little sheepish. So that was why Jamie hadn't warned you that there would be 12 of them.
"We all wanted to come and meet the girl you've been droning on about for weeks, bruv," one man chimed in, "We tried drawing straws but it just turned into a huge fucking argument. So here we are. Trust me, mate, like 30 of us wanted to come, so count yourself lucky."
"I didn't fuckin' invite 30 of ya!" he exclaimed, winding a protective hand around your waist. Rather than being intimidated, you now felt incredibly touched that Jamie had been talking about you enough that his friends wanted to meet you so badly, "Did you lot even think about how overwhelming y' might be? Fuckin' idiots."
"Oi! We're on our best fucking behaviour, Tartt. Stop moping and introduce us, you prick."
Okay, so that was definitely Roy. You'd heard at least a little bit about him, that he was sort of a friend/mentor of Jamie's but quite...harsh. That definitely wasn't the word Jamie had used, but it worked.
"Okay! Fuckin' hell, right then..."
And he went around the group. They all pulled chair up to the few tables surrounding yours but didn't crowd you too much. There was Isaac, the one who'd explained things when they came in, Colin and Keeley, of course, who you fell in love with instantly. One group who sat slightly separately were Rebecca, Roy, Ted and Beard who all seemed significantly older than Jamie to be his mates, but you didn't want to question it when everyone was being so nice.
"So, we haven't seen you, so that must mean you've been watching this one on the telly, right?"
Rebecca gestures to Jamie with a warm smile, but when you turn to him, confused, he looks like a deer in the headlights.
"On the telly? In what?"
Rebecca looks suitably shocked now, staring from Jamie to you and back to Jamie.
"She doesn't...?"
Jamie hangs his head and you're left even more confused. You're left staring at the side of his face until it hits you: you'd never connected the dots before but now Rebecca had mentioned TV and you were looking right at him...
"Oh my god!" you exclaim suddenly, making everyone around the table jump, even though the younger lads weren't paying any attention, "Why didn't you ever say anything?"
He looks thoroughly guilty.
"Look, Y/N, I jus' wanted to get to know y' without-"
You weren't finished though, still babbling away to yourself as you stared at him, imagining him as he was when you'd seen him through the screen.
"I mean, it wouldn't have changed anything! Not once you'd helped me, but I suppose if I'd realised maybe I would have been more wary of you. You were terrible on that show! All my friends hated you, and I guess I did too, although I still had a bit of a crush, I can't lie-"
You trailed off when you saw the expressions on everyone's faces. The silence was only broken when Roy burst into loud laughter, throwing his head back in a way you guessed was rare for him.
"You know me...from reality TV?" Jamie said, enunciating every syllable and looking at you in terror. You smiled at him easily, reaching up to push a stray hair back from his face.
"Can't believe I didn't realise it, but yeah. Changes nothing for me, you know. It was a couple years ago right? No more dating shows on the horizon for you?"
If you'd realised this immediately, yes you would have been more on your guard. But you didn't, he was clearly very ashamed of his time on there and you were already falling for him and how fucking nice he was to you. Like every move he made was deliberate. It actually made a lot of sense now, if he had a past to make up for.
It took him a few moments of processing, but he was able to pull you into a side and plant a long, lingering kiss on your forehead eventually.
"No more dating shows," he said, full of relief, "Also, I'm a Premier League footballer, since you've taken that one so well."
Your eyes nearly bug out of your head.
"You're a what?!"
Roy's laugh echoes long into your night, as do the laughs of the rest of Jamie's friends, or teammates as you quickly come to know them. Jamie's more relaxed than he's ever been with you and yeah, you can get why he was sure about this now.
For dad hockey player blurbs, I NEED to know what type of dad (girl/boy) you think each player you write for isđ„čđ„č I love your writing btw! Excited for more hockey
Girl Dad or Boy Dad?|| all players I write for
a/n: AH i love this question, super cute concept!đ€ also thank you so much love! there will be so much hockey stuff coming out so get ready ;)
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yourusername my baby boy daddy sir boyfriend went to the rocket mortgage classics a couple days ago and my best friend number two was his caddy (and i was his trophy almost wife)!
i got sunburned (dw trevy is taking care of me ;)) but my boys had fun together so it was worth it! i donât understand golf, but trevor was happy at the end of the day, so WOOOO GOD BABY!!! SO PROUD OF YOU, KING! (he tries to explain it, but i simply cannot. i prefer to sit and look pretty)
the day was filled of me catcalling and teasing them and that obviously added to the amazing day we all had!
Seanâs unusual dinner conversations spark very different emotions within Charles before and after the awful events on the beach in Cuba. He may put on a brave face for the boys, but they donât need telepathy to know that their mentor may need them in the future. He really just needs to stop making them jacket potatoes.
A gift for the wonderful @lighttupthiswholetown . Thank you for being my bestie who fuels these cursed ideas <3
"Charles?"
The telepath looked up from his dinner as his youngest student called out to him from the other side of the table. He wasn't usually one to get stuck in his own head during mealtimes, it was bleak and dreary up there and not a place he liked to stay upon his lonesome, no, Charles genuinely preferred to spend the time with others, openly chatting with whoever it was that he was dining with.
But he had just been so distracted as of late, he was tired and stretched far too thin regarding Shaw, Erik, Moira, and of course, the children, although they hated whenever he referred to them as such. The list of momentary obsessions could go further on if he gave himself time to think about it.
Although in fairness, in that moment he'd simply wanted a chance to think about that new history book waiting for him on his desk up in his office, or if it was worth buying a pie from the closest convenience store in town. He really fancied some apple pie...
"Charles?" Sean asked again as he leaned back in his chair, his eyes flickering down towards the food on his plate. His face was painted with a look of such confusion that one might've thought Sean's dinner to be a logic puzzle of sorts, and not scoop of delicious carbs. "You know when I asked you what was for dinner, what did you call this earlier?"
Charles pondered it for a moment, recalling the recent memory to the forefront of his mind. Alex and Sean had been wrestling outside in their gym wear, and had eventually come into the kitchen for water, panting like exhausted puppies. Charles had instantly scolded them for tracking mud into the mansion while he had been searching the refrigerator vegetable drawer for a specific bag of lettuce. Alex had immediately taken off his shoes and sat up on the countertop to avoid the wet footprints they'd walked in, while Sean had been more interested in what Charles was cooking, and immediately began a verbal pester.
Charles couldn't quite remember what he'd said to Sean in that very moment, he had been too busy getting a glass of water for Alex and searching the fridge, but he could quickly rectify that by just glancing at the plates.
emmy voting began this week, and nominations will be announced july 12. phil dunsterâs full reaction to being given his flowers by host YNB and his ted lasso costars at their FYC event is beyond touching. his star shined so bright in the final episodes but it was 3 seasons in the making of the most evolved and carefully crafted character journey in the show. the gratitude and modesty of his talent is so admirable and he deserves to see all the love and accolades he has rightfully earned. the warmth and devotion of this cast as a whole is my favorite thing. i hope they get to cheer phil on that stage this awards season.
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âšOne Shots/Drabblesâš
Clouded Skies Drabble
Comfort in His Arms: A little Drabble about enjoying the sunrise while youâre being comforted and held by Joel. Soft, gentle, warm. Heâs your forever.
Dominate Me: dom! reader x sub! Joel. You dominate Joel in the bedroom, and he takes every demand you give him.
Happy One Year, Baby: You forget your one year anniversary with Joel and donât remember until you see a dozen roses with a love note left on your doorstep. Since heâs away on a work trip, you decide to get all dolled up to give him a little show over FaceTime
Haunt Me: Joel isnât all that he seems. He might be dead, might be a ghost, might somehow just be trapped in a curse, but you find him. You always find him.
Iâve Got You, Baby Girl: After suffering all day alone with cramps, Joel comes home from work to take care of you and gives you exactly what you need.
Jealousy, Jealousy: After having a bad breakup with Joel Miller, you decide you need a night to relax at the bar and find someone new. Little do you know, Joel is there and heâs not alone. Will you let your jealousy get the best of you or will you get revenge with another man at the bar?
Just Breathe: You find yourself in the middle of a sticky situation in the pouring rain, not to mention a large T-Rex stalks the area youâre in. Joel steps in and saves the day, and heâs the best at calming you down.
Love and Coffee in the Mornings: This one's just a short fluffy/smutty one shot that's filled with morning love between Joel and reader.
My Heart I Surrender: Feelings and words never come easy to Joel, but they come out slowly and surely for you. So much angst coming off the pages on this story, and it's all in Joel's POV.
My Paper Heart Will Fold: Joel fights himself over his feelings for you, not wanting to admit theyâre there. He finally comes to blatant terms that he canât lose you. He canât ever lose you. Not ever.
My, My, Such a Sweet Surprise: When you stumble upon a cute little property with a farmerâs market, you get more than you bargain for when you meet the man with honeysuckle eyes and a thick Southern drawl that makes you weak in the knees.
Run Rabbit: At the beginning of every month, you meet Joel to play a little game of hide and seek at the abandoned mansion near Jackson. Itâs not just any game of hide and seek though. Itâs dark and itâs twisted. If he catches you, he gets to do whatever he wants with you.
Soft: Just a little Drabble about Joel being in love. So very soft.
Stay in the Light: Joel gets injured after a raider attack, and heâs wishing he couldâve told you all the feelings he held back from you for so long
Take Me to Wonderland: You find yourself in Wonderland, but you think youâve been here before. And the handsome stranger, Joel Miller, is someone that definitely seems familiar.
Welcome to the Moulin Rouge: Welcome to the Moulin Rouge where touches and gazing eyes turn to feelings and longing that overpower all senses. Thatâs where Joel meets you, the girl of all his desires. The girl that starts a fire inside him that he canât control. But heâs not the only one after her. No. And heâll have to share even though it destroys him.
âšSeriesâš
Can You Please Be Mine?: (Ongoing multiple part series)
No Outbreak!Joel x fem! reader
Itâs a hot summerâs day in Austin, and youâre cooling off by having a cold ice cream cone while riding the carousel at the fair. You see a handsome, older man that you think is just the hottest man youâve ever seen, and you just wonder what itâd be like if he took you home with him.
Captured in the Woods:
(Ongoing multiple part series)
Joel Miller x fem! reader
Joel books a nice secluded Airbnb cabin out in the middle of Southwest Texas to get a little alone time with you for a weekend. Little do you know, youâre not alone. Youâre being stalked by a deranged family, and youâre going to have to fight your way to make it out alive.
Crimson Tango: A Dance of Diamonds and Revenge: (Ongoing multiple part series)
Moulin Rouge Joel x fem! reader
Joel Miller doesnât know what awaits him as he takes on a maintenance job at the Moulin Rouge. He doesnât know heâll meet the absolute love of his life, the Sparkling Diamond, as his world comes crashing down around him fast. Will he be able to stay away when heâs warned not to touch the dancers? Will he listen or will he challenge that pull that draws him to the one thing that sets his soul on fire?
Daddyâs Best Friend, Mr. Miller: (Ongoing multiple part series)
dbf! Joel x fem! reader
After going out with your classmate from graduate school, Mr. Miller doesnât take so kindly to your date when he sees you out and about with the college jock. Will the older, attractive man youâve been pining after for years finally give you what youâve been wanting for so long? The only problem is that heâs your dadâs best friend.
Dancing With Fire: (Ongoing multiple part series)
maintenance Joel! x ballet dancer fem! reader
Youâre starring in the ballet Swan Lake, taking on the lead role in New York at a huge theater. You practice day and night and are always staying after hours. One day you notice the hot maintenance worker, Joel, and you canât seem to keep your eyes off him. Lucky for you, he canât keep his eyes off you either.
Dark Shades of Innocence Lost: (Ongoing multiple part series)
pleasure dom! Joel x fem/sub! reader
After your friends drag you out to Club Inferno on a Friday night, you meet an unexpected man with dark brown eyes. That man is Joel Miller, who turns out to be the owner of the club. The menace that will turn your life upside down. After not dating for a couple of years, Joel finds out and strikes up a proposition for you. Keep coming back and heâll make sure you experience pleasure like youâve never felt before.
Enchant Me: (Ongoing multiple part series)
soft! Joel x witchy garden fem! reader
Joel delivers a custom built table to a little house out in the middle of the woods, but he doesnât realize heâs going to fall for the girl behind the doors of that small purple house. He falls head over heels for her special herbal tea, tarot card readings, and talks of nature and plants as he keeps going back to see her.
Just Breathe: The Dinosaur Diaries: (Ongoing multiple part series)
paleontologist! Joel x fem researcher! reader
After going under the wings of doctor Miller, the hottest paleontologist youâve ever seen, he takes you on a little adventure as his research assistant. Youâll get more than just knowledge and dinosaurs, youâll also end up getting the sweet scientist who canât seem to keep his hands off you.
Look for the Light: (Completed)
outbreak! Joel x fem! reader
Aly finds herself trying to escape the Boston QZ. What Aly doesnât know is Tess is pairing her up with Joel to go on a dangerous mission to find Tommy. Will Aly survive the brooding, moody Joel or will she find herself falling hard for him?
Love Amidst the Blue: (Ongoing multiple part series)
sailor! Joel x mermaid fem! reader
Joel sets out on the Tyrrhenian Sea with his crew in search for hidden treasure. What he doesnât know is that heâll meet a beautiful mermaid that will turn his world upside down. Will he win her over or will he introduce a long ago foe to the mermaids of the hidden underwater city of Capri?
Royalty Clad in Silver Armor: (Ongoing multiple part series)
knight! Joel x princess fem! reader
Youâre the royal princess of Ireland and your parents are hounding you to find a suitable man to marry. Joel gets placed as your protector (knight in shining armor) and swears an oath to put your life before his own. But after meeting him for the first time, you donât want to leave him alone. In fact, you canât help but to pine after him, even though he is off limits to you.
Tear You Apart: (Ongoing multiple part series)
dark! Joel x fem! reader
Joel comes for you late at night. He always does. Always stalks, chases, and prowls after you like a starving wolf. And when he catches you, he devours you, feeds on you like the animal he is. Will you run and hide or will you give into the temptation that calls you into the forest?
âšOne Shotsâš
Javiâs Playground: Javi decides to blow off some steam at the strip club, but he doesnât intend to attempt to take one of the dancers home with him.
Ive been sick for the last couple days, and as always, that first day was horrible. Ive had my brain legit decide it wants to inflate bigger than my skull capacity (long story short, pregnancy đ«Ą) and i got to re-experience that feeling for the first 12 hours đ
BUT i came back and i was sooo excited for your updates!! They were soo good (please tell me theres a part 2 to that angst....pls đ„ș) And i love our discussions in the comments đ«¶
I do have another request though if you have the time love. Another possessive!wolfstar buuuttt..... make reader Jamie's sister (twins?)!! Its troublesome enough for James to keep Sirius' hands to himself, but full moon Rem?? He's a brick wall. Like somethings happening between the 2 and Jamie is chasing reader, then she spots Rem and hides behind him. James tries to reach for her and Rem is just kinda like "???? Excuse me, thats mine. Dont touch. James Fleamont Potter. DONT. TOUCH." without even knowing whats going on. James is incredulous (because thats HIS sister) and Siri is chuckling but it looks like Rem might actually bite Jamie's hand off so he moves between them to seperate them but Rem is also like "ExCuSe YOU??? Also mine. *to siri* dont touch him. *to James* dont touch them or you might not have all your fingers when you wake up!!"
And just the repercussions of this where James isnt allowed alone with either until a couple days passed the đ
I love James' sister trope - something about it screams fluff and perhaps a little angst but just in all the best ways. I would imagine his sister to be so much like him: mischievous, funny, and full of love. Thanks for requesting!!!
poly!wolfstar x potter sister!reader
There were quite a few perks that came along with being James Potter's twin sister. One said perk was having a built-in best friend from the moment you came into the world. Another was that whilst you were attending school, you had the benefit of no one being willing to mess with you on account of the company you kept - namely, your brother and his infamous friends who called themselves The Marauders.
What being James Potter's twin sister couldn't protect you from? James Potter.
What could protect you from being James Potter's twin sister? Being the girlfriend of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
You and James were leaving Care of Magical Creatures together, heading to meet up with Remus and Sirius near the Greenhouses when one Lily Evans walked by - graciously bestowing James the time of day for quite possibly the first time ever - when you decided that this was the perfect pranking opportunity.
You really couldn't be blamed for what happened next: it truly was a gift bestowed upon you by the great pranking gods, and who were you to deny it?
"Hello, Potter." Lily said, causing James to gasp dramatically.
"Hello, Lily! Beautiful day out today, innit?"
Lily couldn't help but snicker at the sickeningly wide grin that took over James' face.
"Oi, Jamie. I forgot to tell you: mum sent that rash cream you were asking for. She said to remind you it's only safe to put around your anus, not in it." You proclaimed loudly, pretending to read from a 'letter' your mother had sent.
The courtyard became incredibly quiet before what you recognized to be Barty Crouch Junior's laugh echoed the space, triggering the snickering of all those present.
"You are so dead!" James sneered and you didn't hesitate to take off in a sprint - knowing your brother was a mere few paces behind you.
"You slithering little snake! She finally starts coming around - are you kidding me!?" He shouted as you swerved between bodies standing in your way whilst he just barrelled right through them.
Suddenly, you saw salvation in the form of one Remus John Lupin.
Now, granted, Remus didn't always protect you from your squabbles with James. Part of the reason for that was because half of the time you sort of deserved it (much like today), and the other part was that he claimed he didn't know what proper protocol was in sibling relationships on account of him being an only child. Sirius, a brother himself, had no such qualms and always took your side.
However, you knew that the full moon was in a mere two more sleeps, meaning Remus was at his most protective (read: possessive) which did not distinguish James Potter as friend, sibling, nor pack.
Right now: James Potter was only a threat.
And, let's be honest, being James Potter's twin sister, and a girlfriend to Remus Lupin and Sirius black also meant you were mischievous as hell. So you had no trouble using this to your utmost advantage.
You squeaked in terror as you slid behind Remus' lanky frame a moment before James - the bastard - slammed into his form and all but bounced off of Remus. James was admittedly more muscular that Remus, but Remus' height and werewolf strength left him towering above James as the dumb sod picked himself up off the ground.
"What in the buggering hell is going on?" He spat at James as one of his arms wrapped behind him, shielding you from your fuming brother.
"That sneaky little witch just embarrassed me in front of Lily!" James barked, looking like he was still trying to figure out how to get around Remus in order to strangle you.
"Please," Sirius drawled as he walked over casually, "like you need any help in that department Prongs."
You tried to hide your snicker, but from Remus' glance at you through the corner of his eye, you knew he caught it.
"She told the entire courtyard I needed cream for a rash on my anus!"
Sirius doubled over in laughter and you preened when you noticed Remus let out a soft chuckle himself.
"It's not sodding funny you wanker! Lily spoke to me first today! I'm going to kill you!" James snarled, moving his attention from Sirius to you.
As James stepped forward menacingly, Remus grabbed the collar of his shirt. "Prongs, enough." He barked.
Sirius was still laughing when he moved to stand between Remus and James, releasing James' shirt from Remus' fist.
"Okay, down boy." Sirius snarked, patting James' shoulder consolingly.
"Oh, sod off." James muttered, elbowing Sirius as he moved to step away.
You let out a breath you didn't realize you were holding and tried to even out your breathing; lungs still burning from your run.
"You okay, dove?" Remus asked you so gently as he bent down to make eye contact with you. His face screamed love, attentiveness, and care, making you feel slightly guilty for having shoved him in the middle of your tom foolery.
"I'm fine, Moons. Sorry for causing trouble." You answered solemnly.
His face picked up slightly at your words as he pressed a kiss to your forehead. "You wouldn't be you if you weren't causing trouble, love."
Your tender moment was interrupted by a yelp, causing the two of you to turn only to notice James and Sirius wrestling. James seemed to have gotten Sirius into a headlock, and the sod wasn't willing to tap out - still kicking and clawing at James in anyway he could.
"Oi!" Remus shouted as he plucked Sirius out of James' grasp and shoved him in the direction of the castle. James used his momentary distraction as an opportunity to set his sights back on you as he lunged, tackling you to the ground.
"Fuckin' hell Jamie! You weight a tonne!" You shouted, kneeing him in the gut. James doubled over and rolled onto his side in the fetal position.
You didn't even get a chance to right yourself before you were thrown over Remus' shoulder who was still shouting at Sirius to "get back to the dorm. The both of you are staying within my sights for the next foreseeable future" as you all left James with the wind knocked out of him, keeled over on the castle grounds.