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"Never had she felt any fear when caught up in his embrace thus. Not even, she was still somewhat embarrassed to admit, the first time that he stole away with her into the jungle. Bewilderment: yes, confusion: most definitely, anticipation: absolutely; as the carnal passion of her primitive self thrust itself in revolt of her most civil upbringing, and propriety battled against desire."
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Recently I discovered this Pokemon trainer maker and, golly, I think I indirectly unlocked a deeper understanding of some beloved characters' personality
Abouts the Pokemon teams choice under the cut (beware of dumdum jokes that drag on by theirself)
Helga Sinclair: Metagross (YEAAGH YEAAAAHGHHHH), Aggron, Magneton, Skarmory, Steelix, Lucario. Steel type driven team because me thinks they perfectly blend with Helga's Aesthetic. They are big, intimidating, mejestic and cool. (hoho, cool...because.. metal hohoh sorry) She would absolutely be a Metagross and Lucario person. Also steel types are my faves👉👈.
John Silver: Ursaring (hehe because he. He-), Ditto (Jelly pinkish pokmn...jelly bubble gum space parrot...), Slowking (Kings must dwell with kings...hah!), Walrein, Munna, Klinklang.
Sarah Hawkins: Blissey, Ambipom, Unfezant, Medicham, Psyduck (Pokemon and trainer would bond in shared drained mental states at times), Blaziken. Given her team being majorly composed of humanoid pokemon they would be great helpers at the Inn!
Captain Amelia: Espeon, Lunatone, Deoxis (BECAUSE SHE -- Captain Frigging Amelia -- is OP), Delcatty, Liepard, Golett.
Mr Arrow: Gigalith, Minior, Unown, Golem, Bronzong, Glameow. With Amelia and Arrow's close relationship, I really like to imagine that one day, the two chosed to trade pokemon in sign of ultimate lasting friendship. Resulting for both teams gaining a single "out of place" motif. (I'm very normal about this I swear)
Dr Facilier: Haunter, Mismagius, Absol, Claydol, Mr. Mime, Dusknoir. GHOST AND DARK TYPE GHOST AND DARK TYPE GHOST-- No one will be able to change my mind. Yes. He IS a Mr. Mime person.
William Cecil Clayton: Venusaur, Carnivine, Hippowdon, Zebstrika, Heracross, Shiftry. I think Clayton as a pokemon trainer would be a pain in the neck at each encounter. Jabbering and pontificate about stealing and selling your pokemon at the best bidder-- *Geting electrocuted, hydro pumped, fire blasted each time Team Rocket Style*
Jane Porter: Infernape, Swablu, Sunflora, Ludicolo, Sudowoodo, Victreebel. It's Sudowoodo and Ludicolo slander in this house. Infernape is the one responsible for sending Clayton scorched and airborne at the end of each pokemon fight.
Commander Rourke: Machamp, Conkeldurr, Toxicroak, Rhyhorn, Tyranitar, Blastoise. Mix and fight types for the menacing man. Just like Helga he absolutely would possess a pseudo-legendary pokemon. In his case, Tyranitar.
Alameda Slim: Chatot Colourful parrot with musical note shaped head? Absolutely Alameda core, Bouffalant ("JUUUUNIOOOOOOOR!!!!"), Tauros, Miltank, Dugtrio, Rapidash.
Bill Sykes: Houndoom (TWO!!!1!!1!!!11!), Sableye, Hitmonlee, Electabuzz (Allusions to his close encounters with high voltage) , Sharpedo (Because ...he..loan shark)
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They sure do use the word “stay” a lot in Tarzan.
Kerchak says baby Tarzan “can stay, but that doesn’t make him my son.”
Terk tells kid Tarzan that if he wants Kerchak to like him, he has to “stay away from him.”
Later Kerchak tells Tarzan to “protect this family, and stay away from them.”
Then of course you’ve got Tarzan asking Jane to stay, telling the baby gorillas that “Jane stays with Tarzan,” and Professor Porter saying he can’t help but feel that Jane should stay. And actually I think those are the last words in the movie, “Jane stays with Tarzan.” (I mean…spoken in Gorilla language.)
I don’t know why yet but there’s something to all that. Something’s cookin’
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25 Years Ago Today, On June 18th, 1999
WALT DISNEY PICTURES PRESENTS
AN ANIMATED DISNEY CLASSIC TALE ✨
FOR THE 1ST TIME IN ANIMATION
BASES ON THE BOOKS 📚 BY THE ICONIC & LEGENDARY AUTHOR & CREATOR
EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS
DEEP IN THE REMOTE AFRICAN WILDERNESS
LIVES A FAMILY OF GORILLAS 🦍
ALL IS CALM THROUGHOUT THE JUNGLE 🌴
UNTIL TRAGEDY🐆 STRIKES A PARTICULAR FAMILY OF GORILLAS 🦍
SOON A LOVED ONE IS GONE LIKE FOOTPRINTS 👣 IN SAND.
BUT NOT ALL IS LOST .... FOR SOON
SOMETHING NEW IS CALLING OUT TO THIS FAMILY
& A NEW MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY WILL BECOME A SYMBOL FOR THE JUNGLE ITSELF🌴 AND ALL OF AFRICA 🌍
A INFANT 🚼 OF THE HUMAN VARIETY 👶
A BABY 👶 BOY 👦
HAS BEEN ISOLATED FROM THE JUNGLE & THE NEW BORN'S FAMILY HAS BEEN STRUCK BY TRAGEDY🐆 AS WELL
NOW ALL ALONE. A MOTHER GORILLA NAMED KALA 🦍
HAS FOUND THIS HUMAN CHILD 👶 WILL RAISE IT AS HER OWN.
FOR AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
A LEGEND IS BORN
& SOON AS THIS YOUNG LOST SOUL GROWS
HIS ADVENTURES WILL DEFINE HIS EVERY STRENGTHS & LEADERSHIP
FOR HE WILL BECOME
THE LORD OF THE APES 🦍
THE LEGEND OF THE AFRICAN TALE OF EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS COMES BACK TO LIFE
WALT DISNEY PICTURES PRESENTS
TARZAN 🧑🦍🌴
HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY TO WALT DISNEY PICTURES
TARZAN
THE ADVENTURE AWAITS....
#DisneyTarzan #Tarzan #JanePorter #Kala #Terk #Tantor #Kerchak #ProfessorQPorter #Clayton #Africa #EdgarRiceBurroughs #LordOfTheApes
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