#Jim x Dimitri

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Httyd AU exchanges #029

Eugene: Doesn't it bother you that your boyfriend's not really sweet on you? Eugene: I don't know about you, but I think it defeats the point if he's not sweet on you. Dimitri: He's just shy. Eugune: Eugene: We're talking about the same Jim Haddock here, right? Dimitri: Very funny. Eugene: C'mon, it'll stay between us. Eugene: So, seriously? Dimitri: Fine. I seriously don't mind. Dimitri: The fact that Jim makes it hard to get some sweetness out of him doesn't bother me at all. Dimitri: Easy is boring anyway, and when I do get the sweetest smile out of him? Completely worth it. Eugene: Eugene: Fine, but you at least have to admit his 'pet name' for you sucks. Dimitri: No, I like it. Dimitri: To be honest, I'm more terrified when he actually does use my name.

*Dimitri's bed room door slams open and stomping right in was an annoyed looking Jim...*

Jim: DIMITRI BENNETTE! Dimitri, paling: Yeah... Like that. Eugene: Fuck, death glare alert, death glare alert, evacuate! *jumped out of Dimitri's window* Dimitri: Traitor! Jim: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HID MY LATEST FLIGHT MACHINE?! Dimitri, going over the other side of the bed: I had to! Your pops asked me to; I can't say no to the co-chief of the island! Jim: That's not even a thing!

[childofsolace-write-ups]

Castle AU Excerpt

Dimitri catched sight of a pair of ripped jeans. He eyes scans higher. Jim removes his leather jacket, hangs it at a nearby rack, revealing the tank top he wore underneath. He wore gloves on both hands, with a lenghty meshnet glove covering only one arm. 

"... At that moment and the bullet sings the outro of the midnight as the clocktower sounded out." Dimitri continued to mutter, even when his eyes were no longer at the book page since Jim was too gorgeous to look away from.

The applause broke him out of his reverie and Dimitri managed to snap out of it enough to thank them for their support, his eyes never leaving Jim who was also clapping along with the crowd.

Later, Jim chats with a guy at the bookstore as Dimitri's other listeners loiter with their copies of his new book Vengeful Midnight after the author's dramatic reading earlier.

"I don't know about 'moving' delivery, but..."

Dimitri stepped in and interrupted Jim's reply to the guy, "Detective Hawkins." he postures, "To what do I owe this very unexpected pleasure?"

"Excuse me." Jim nodded once at the guy first, before turning his attention to Dimitri and the guy moves to check the rest of the store. "I just figured, if you're gonna bother me at my work, I should return the favor; eye for an eye and all that." He smirked, "But the reading was, uh, actually more impressive than I expected."

Dimitri knew they've been bantering long enough to not trust that compliment, "How impressive are we talking about here?" he asked dubiously.

"'Don't,' she barely got the word out because the trigged was pulled." Jim mimicked the husky tone Dimitri used earlier during the dramatic reading, "Time have stopped at that moment and the bullet sings the outro of the midnight as the clocktower sounded out." He grinned cheekily at the writer, "How does a bullet sing a song? I'm just curious."

Dimitri rolled his eyes. He knew Jim was smart enough to spot a metaphor when he sees one, especially if he's been reading his books. "Oh, backseat writing, are we?" he asked, "Telling me how to do my job?"

"Now you know how it feels." Jim quipped.

At that moment, Sophie and Cornelius stepped in and joined the two.

The older woman grabbed Dimitri's arm excitedly, "Oh, oh," she looked towards Jim, appraising his choice of clothing. "oh! You really look like you haven't aged since the last time I saw you."

"Well," Jim smiled, "it was only a few weeks ago when you bailed Dimitri out."

Sophie waved a dismissive hand, "My mistake; since I saw you back at Dimitri's graduation," she corrected. "Ah, some people are just lucky to have the fountain of youth in them."

Jim doesn't bother telling her that it's actually been annoying that he looked so young that people underestimated him in the early days of his cop training. But he supposed it was lucky in a way that their underestimation of him made it more satisfying when they proved them wrong.

"In his case," The detective cocked his head towards Dimitri, "he's got the fountain of obnoxious immaturity in him."

Dimitri narrowed his eyes at that and Cornelius laughed. "Well," the teenager interjected, "he's not wrong there, dad. If not for the beer belly, I could introduce you to people as my younger brother."

"Hey." The writer scowled, looking at his belly. "And I do not have a beer belly."

Cornelius grinned, "Made you look." he held up his hand.

Jim slapped it with a high five.

Dimitri sighed, shaking his head. At one side, it made him inexplicably happy that Cornelius and Jim seemed to be getting along.

"Speaking of beers, we should really make a toast to this moment." Sophie squeezed her godchild's arm, "Eudora from the Ledger says you're going to be number one this week. And look!" she scanned the store, "Everyone is buying your book. Now, don't you feel silly for believing all those reviews?"

Dimitri narrowed his eyes, smiling evenly at the woman. "Yes." He knew which from the two of them worried more, though. "Yes, I didn't need to worry, did I?"

"Oh, good times," Sophie sighed happily, "Now let's just hope Blake Scorch does just as well, too. Graduation and college fees aren't cheap, you know?" she nudges Cornelius.

Jim raised a brow, looking at the woman. "Blake Scorch?"

"The character he's basing on you." Sophie elaborated.

"Blake." Jim glared at Dimitri, his voice tight. "Scorch."

Cornelius snickered, "Uh oh," he grinned. Someone's gonna get it..."

"Can I talk to you for a second?" Jim asked, but it wasn't really a question.

Dimitri seemed unfazed though. "Of course."

The two moved towards to the side, so they're not in front of Cornelius and Sophie. The young redhead moved to follow, maybe find a spot to eavesdrop, but Sophie stopped him.

"I wanna hear." Cornelius pouted.

Sophie smirked, shaking head. "No, no," she chided, "Let them at it."

Jim found a spot where not too many people were crowding upon on and he addressed the issue there, "What kind of name is Blake Scorch?"

"A cop name." Dimitri answered curtly.

"It's literally bullshit." Jim deadpanned, "and it sounds like the alias of a twinky hooker."

Dimitri grinned, enjoying this payback for being made fun of earlier. "So it fits."

"Oooh, you're paying for that one." The detective glowered. "And what the hell is Scorch? You make it sound like I'm a cat in heat."

"Not you, Blake. I did say he was hot and sexy." Dimitri shrugged, "In my defense, I asked for your input and you told me to figure it out myself."

Still, Jim did not look mollified. "Change it, Dimwit."

"Now, now, give it a chance." Dimitri placated, and Jim crossed his arms at him. "Think about the titles. Scorch Marked. Scourged Scorch." A dramatic pause. "Scorch Climax."

Jim looked even less amused than he was earlier, "Change the name." he reiterates.

"No." Dimitri refused flatly.

Jim glowered, stepping forward warningly. "Yes."

"The threatening intonation of the 'yes' doesn't make it less of a no." Dimitri grinned cheekily, but he does start retreating from the detective.

Jim continued his insistance, "Change it."

"Still no."

"Dimwit..."

"I'm sorry."

"I'm not asking, I'm telling."

At this point, Dimitri hid behind a cardboard stand of himself. "I have artistic integrity, Jim."

"'Artistic intergrity' my ass."

"Is that an offer?"

Jim glared at him, ""Change the name, Dimwit. Today." he demanded.

"If I cave now, what next? What next? What more demands would you demand?"

Cornelius may not be able to overhear what they're saying, but he definitely managed to catch a video of his the two's prey-and-predator-like display.

[sharpesjoy]

# he doesn’t deny it anymore

4.04 | 4.07

[strangerthingslover69]

A blast from the last ~ part 2

18+ minors do not read!

Warnings ~ swearing and smut

You were woken up the next morning to the smell of something delicious. You got on your pjs’, you tend to sleep naked and strolled through to the kitchen seeing the two men already up and awake. Hop was cooking something on the stove and Dmitri was making a fresh pot of coffee. He turned ready to set the table and noticed you standing there. His eyes roamed your body. Admiring your cute little shorts and small crop top, no bra of course. ‘Morning boys’ you said as you sat down. ‘Morning’ the both said at the same time. ‘Coffee?’ Dmitri asked pouring a mug full. ‘Ooh yes please’ you take the mug and ask Hop, ‘what you cooking there?’ ‘Oh nothing much’ he makes his way over, plonks the plate down in front you of. ‘My favourite!’ You said excitedly. Hop’s homemade pancakes with strawberries and syrup. You licked your lips as the food. The two men sat beside you with their food and you all began to eat. ‘God Hop, you do make the best pancakes. I’ve missed these!’ You say shoving another forkful in your mouth. ‘I hope your missed me too not just my pancakes’ Hop says jokingly to you nudging you foot under the table. ‘Of course! So how did you guys sleep?’ You ask. ‘Like a baby’ Hop says. ‘Very good, thank you’ Dmitri says with a warm smile. ‘What did you guys wanna do today?’ You look to the men in question. ‘Well I’ve got to go show my face to the station, I haven’t had chance to drop by. I can’t wait to see there faces.’ Hop says putting down his fork and stretching up. His top lifting slightly showing off his snail trail. You want to lick it. ‘Well me and Dimitri could go to the supermarket? And we also need to get you guys some clothes’ you offer. ‘That would be a good idea’ Dmitri says as he finishes he last piece of pancake. Some syrup dribbles down his chin. you giggle as he hasn’t realised. ‘What?’ He asks confused. ‘You got a little-‘ you point to his chin. He somehow completely misses it. ‘Come here’ you jest and he leans forward. Your faces so close to one another, you want to lick it off his chin. You don’t but you want to badly. You take your finger and swipe it up, feeling daring you put it into your mouth and suck it off. A loud pop as you take your finger out. ‘Yummy’ you say with a wink. Dimitri’s mouth hangs open as you exit to get ready for the day. ‘I told you she’s trouble’ Hop said to Dmitri as they finished there coffee.

You decided on a low cut and flowery yellow sundress today with some golden sandals. You put your hair in a high ponytail and only a gentle touch of mascara with a pink lipgloss. It was going to be a hot day. You decided against a bra but you put on a lacey pink thong and was ready for the day. When you went in the living room the two men were waiting for you. They’d managed to find some summery clothes for this hot weather. Hop in some light brown shorts with a short sleeved shirt and Dmitri in denim shorts with a white sleeveless vest. ‘Looking good fellas’ you said with a wink, ‘ready to go? I’ll drop you off at the station first Hop?’ ‘Yeah that’s be great thanks’ he says walking up to you, he moves closer to your ear, ‘you look very good yourself honey’ you shiver at his breath against your ear. Honey. An old nickname he use to call you, it felt good to hear it again. You waited as Dmitri was just getting some shoes on. He got up and walked towards you, you both walk out together, his hand on your lower back guiding you. ‘You look very сексуальный (sexy) Y/N хороший достаточно ко есть’ (good enough to eat) he said seductively in you ear. He made his way to the car and you locked up. You had no idea what Dmitri had just said to you but it sounded very good and made you feel excited.

The drive to the station was quick, Hop leant over and gave you hug goodbye. ‘This should be interesting’ Hop says to you both. ‘You’ll be fine, they will all be so happy to see you don’t worry!’ You say bringing your arms up to rub his cheek. He leans into your touch and kisses your hand. ‘Yeah, you’re right, enjoy your day you two. Dmitri make sure this one behaves’ he turns to you with a wink. ‘I can only try my best, good look American’ Dmitri replies to him. You watch Hop enter the building, he looks nervous bless him. He will be fine. Before you pull away you’re confused when Dmitri gets out of the car only to sit at the front with you. ‘This is much better here’ he says reaching his hand across to your bare thigh. ‘Much better’ he mumbles to himself.

You pick up most of the stuff you need. Making sure there’s plenty of food and drink for you all and some men’s toiletries. They can’t keep smelling like you even though they didn’t mind. You made your round some shops and picked up a fair few clothes for Dmitri and Hop. You stomach began to grumble, you’d be shopping for hours now. ‘Wanna get something to eat? There’s a burger place five minutes from here?’ You ask Dmitri. ‘Sounds good’ he replies. You walk there and sit down, it’s not overly busy so a few free tables. You chose a a corner booth. The waitress came over and took your orders, you ordered a bacon burger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. Dmitri ordered a cheese burger, fries and a coke. As you waited the food to come you and Dmitri got talking about his life back in Russia. ‘I worked and basically lived in that hell hole my whole time. I never got to go home much. I missed my family.’ He said with a sad look on his face. ‘Family?’ You asked. ‘Yes, I was married, been divorced a long time now. We have a son together, Mikhail. I have not seen him in a long time. My ex wife, Martha, she took him away. I don’t know where they are. I don’t know if I’ll see him again.’ He stops talking and looks into the distant. You move yourself from you seat and sit next to him. Taking his hands in yours and holding them, ‘I’m so sorry Dmitri, I had no idea. I hope you can reunite one day. I can imagine you as a great dad’ he looks up at you with watery eyes and a small smile. He brings your hands to his lips and kisses them. ‘You are too kind Y/N thank you.’ You get butterflies as he looks lovingly into your eyes. Your snapped back to reality when your food is brought. You drop your hands from one another and start eating. The conversation of his son is not brought up again.

You chit chat about other stuff as you eat. He asks about your childhood, your job (lucky for you, you booked two weeks for this week last month) and what you do for fun. As you finish your food you are stuffed. You’d forgot about your milkshake. You bring the sweet drink and take a sip, ‘mmm, sooo good’ you say happily. Dmitri is looking at your lips on the straw. ‘You want to try some?’ You ask holding the straw to his mouth. He leans down and takes a sip. ‘Mmm it is very good.’ You use your finger and take some cream off the top, you pop it in your mouth sucking your finger clean of it. You go to to it again when you feel Dmitri grab your wrist, you didn’t realise he had been watching you. He takes your finger with cream and puts in his his mouth. Sucking it all off, making a pop sound when your finger comes out his mouth. Just like you did with him this morning. Your mouth parts and you lick your lips as it feels rather dry now. You are looking into one an others eyes, you can feel the heat coming off you both. His wondering hand rubbing up and down your bare thigh slowly getting higher making its way up to your - ‘hey guys, thought I’d find you in here!’ Hops says taking the empty seat across from you. ‘Callahan gave me a lift.’ He calls the waitress over and orders a cheeseburger for himself. ‘I’m starving! You guys good?’ He asks taking a sip of your milkshake. His tongue wiggling around in the straw. You remember how that tongue felt on your pussy. You were a hot horny mess and the fact Dmitri’s hand was still on your thigh didn’t help. You clear your throat, ‘yeah, all good, got you some stuff. How’d it go at the station?’ You ask as the waitress comes over with Hops food and he begins to eat. ‘Well they were surprised as you can imagine, Flo passed out poor thing. She’s fine though.’ As Hop continued to talk about how it was being back at the station your mind was having a hard time focusing. Dmitri’s hand was making its way up your thigh, up to your dress and finally to your knickers. He rubbed in between your clothed pussy. Making you move slightly. You needed to be as still as you possibly could. You leant across the table and rested your hand on you chin to cover your mouth. You really wanted to listen to Hop but Dmitri’s fingers moved your knickers out of the way and starting rubbing his finger up and down your slit. Dmitri turns his body to get a better angle Hop hasn’t seemed to notice so he continues. You feel his finger collect your wetness and rub your throbbing clit. You move your legs wider so he can get better access. You bite your lip hard as he circles your clit getting faster and faster making your head spin. Hop is oblivious some how or if he had noticed he hasn’t said. He was talking about trying to get his old job back, you think that’s what he said but with Dmitri now adding a couple of fingers deep inside of you not much of what he says is making sense. Dmitri’s fingers are pumping in and out of you so hard you let out an accidental moan, you try to cover it with a cough but Hop knows what you sound like and he instantly gets hard as is Dmitri. He still doesn’t say anything though.

‘So Honey, tell me what you two have been up to?’ Hop asks with a smirk knowing you’re gonna find it hard to talk with Dmitri fucking you with his fingers so good. You look at Dmitri for some help but he just smiles back at you. These men know exactly what they are doing so much so you feel Dmitri adds another finger and reaching old places you haven’t felt in a long time. ‘S-so we went to the the supermarket. G-got some food, dr-rinks and toiletries. W-w went to the erm’ you can feel yourself getting close. Dmitri is pumping you relentlessly. Hop leans forward to you reaching his hand out to you, you reluctantly take. ‘Come on Honey, what did you do after?’ He asks in a low voice. Your hand unintentionally squeezes his. ‘We we got c-clothes for you both.’ ‘For who?’ Hop asks squeezing your hand back. ‘F-for you and D-Dmtiri’ you moan his name, you can’t control yourself anymore. You bite down on your lip and you cum so hard on Dmitri’s fingers, you dig you nails into Hop’s hand as you finish leaving marks. You are breathless and can’t quite believe what has just happened. Dmitri slowly takes him fingers out of your pussy, he examines them before sucking each one clean. Hop moves his hand away with a light laugh. You have no idea how no one noticed you three. But you a thankful no one did.

‘Can we get the bill please!’ Hop calls over to the waitress. She brings it over and you a pay insisting as they have hardly any money. You compose yourself before leaving after having one hot orgasm and each make your way back to the car. Dmitri and Hop both sit in the back this time and have a quiet conversation you don’t know what it’s about but you don’t care, you just turn up the radio and listen. You are on a high from cumming. What you didn’t know is what will be waiting for you once you got home

[romeulusroy]

Imagine Hopper making sure you see your husband Enzo again:

"You got anyone waiting for you?"

"Да, любовь моя. My love. They are like your Joyce." Enzo couldn't help but smile at the very thought of you, his cold cheeks growing warm. You were the one to keep him going, the only thing on the planet that made him feel safe and sound in a place like this. He had no pictures, not even his ring. Everything on his person had been taken from him once he was caught. But they could not take his mind from him, his memories. Your smile, your laugh, all the loving pet names you called him, most in your mother tongue. Running your hands through his hair with his head on your lap. He'd been so relaxed, so content, he could have fallen asleep for a million years. In your company he is the best version of himself, the kindest, the warmest. If he found his way back to you, if he was lucky enough for a second chance, he would not waste it.

"You'll see them again, I promise." Hopper wasn't sure why he was promising. Logically, the only way out of here would be in a casket. That's if they were lucky. Maybe he felt like he had to, not for him and Enzo, but you and Joyce. Maybe he thought it was the right thing to say. Either way, despite his stubborn tone, he wasn't completely idiotic to believe in his words. He wanted to be. He wanted to be naive enough to promise him up and down that there would be no grief in his words, they they would not speak of their love in the past tense, but he couldn't. He couldn't manage it given the circumstances. All he could do was muster up something close to a smile, strengthened by determination. He wasn't going to give up. He wasn't naive, but he wasn't going to give up either.

"Don't make a promise you cannot keep, American."

[noahmars]

Hopper: Time for plan G. Joyce: Don’t you mean plan B? Hopper: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Murray: What about plan D? Hopper: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Y/N: What about plan E? Hopper: I’m hoping not to use it. Yuri dies in plan E. Dimitri: I like plan E.

[allnerdythings]

Am i the only one who really enjoyed the russia plot ??

[drainedfelsh]

send some steve, robin, nancy, eddie anyone in st4 >__< headcannons can b super sweet funny or smutty jst wanna fill up my head w steve <33

[duramaters]

i would love to open up requests

let me know if that's something you would want from me or nah

[steddiehickeys]

stranger things smut blog!

hello everyone! i have never had a smut blog on here before, but this is where i consume all my reading and i love to write, so i wanted to give it a try!

i’ll write smut, fluff, angst, pretty much anything!

please send requests of scenarios / characters you’d like stories / one shots for!

characters i’ll write for :

stranger things

eddie munson

steve harrington

billy hargrove

peter ballard / 001 / vecna

jim hopper

robin buckley

nancy wheeler

jonathan byers

dimitri antonov

other

kurt kunkle

walter "keys" mckey (free guy 2021)

i’ll probably have a few shorter stories posted soon so you guys can see if you like my writing!

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Crescentia (Atlantis AU)

The technology is similar to the types in Treasure Planet.

Crescentia is a mythical place where Hiccup believes an energy crystal lies, that not only powers technology but tames dragons.

It is later discovered the Crescentia is not yet in ruins, but still an island where inhabitants live. It is home to the Mageborns, special beings that can possess magical abilities. Although now, there are only a handful of those still with magical powers. The rest of the Crescentians just has a long lifespan, and they can shapeshift. So, it's either you're a mage or a shifter.

North, Thiana, Aster, and Sanderson are the head guardians tasked to protect the island from invaders.

Nightlight is the ruler of Crescentia, and his brother is Johkul.

Dimitri is a shapeshifter and a trainee to be a guardian. He's Johkul's childhood friend.

Casting:

Hiccup Haddock - Milo Thatch Jack Frost - Princess Kidagakash Jim Hawkins - Audrey Ramirez Dimitri Sudayev - as himself Astrid Hofferson - Helga Sinclar *but unlike Helga, changes her alignment when Jamie and the others does* Jamie Bennette - Joshua Sweet Tuffnut Thorston - Vinny Santorini Ruffnut Thorston - as herself *replacing the role of Wilhelmina Packard, but isn't on PA duty* Fishlegs - as himself *replacing the role of Cookie, but he's a better cook.* Snotlout - as himself *replacing the role of Mole, but he's the weaponry specialist of the group* Drago - Lyle Rourke Nightlight - as himself *replaces the role of the old king*

Dialogue ideas (will update more later):

Hiccup: No, no. I'm fine, I got it... Eep! *trips over and knives spill out of the crate he was carrying* Astrid, rolling her eyes before walking away: Jim, coming over to clean up the mess and help Hiccup up: Jeez, I used to fend off bullies protecting guys like you. Jim: Also, she's already a thing with the medic. Might want to ease up with the flirting. Hiccup: Really? But that other guy was flirting with her, too. So, I thought... JIm: That's Snotlout. Pro-tip: Never follow his lead on absolutely anything... Unless your intention is to get punched in the face, then by all means, it's your funeral.

Snotlout: Don't worry guys, I got this. Charming people is my thing. Jim: Since fucking when? Snotlout: If I may *beckons Jack closer* Jack, in amused curiosity, agrees to lean closer. He gets kissed, and he punched Snotlout as a response. Dimitri follows up on that and hits Snotlout's gut once with the non-pointy end of his spear... Jim, applauding: Woo! That went better than I expected. Astrid: 'bout time somebody did it. I'm just sorry it wasn't me. Jamie: I'm surprised it wasn't you, too.

Hiccup: Oh yeah, we haven't been properly introduced. I'm Hiccup. Jack: My name is Johkul Frosti. Hiccup: Yo... Yoko.... Do you have a nickname? Jack, chuckling: Jack will do.

Jack: That is Toothless, a Night Fury and the alpha of the dragons in this area. Jack: He'd have to be, since they are only a handful of Furies and the white one, the Light Fury, is his mate. The rest of the little Furies are his young ones. Hiccup: Are there more dragons? Jack: Of course, but it might take too long to show you... Hey Hiccup, before you have to leave tomorrow, I need your help with something.

Dimitri: So, what do you call this? Jim: That is a gun, and give it back. You could hurt yourself with that. Dimitri: How could such a tiny thing do... *Accidentally pulls the trigger and the laser shot grazes his hand a bit* ouch! Jim: I hate to say I told you so... No, no I actually don't. *Sees the wound heal itself* Okay, that is cool.

[castielli]

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NCIS

Timothy McGee

Jimmy Palmer

Nicholas Torres

CRIMINAL MINDS

Spencer Reid

Penelope Garcia (platonic🫶)

Luke Alvez

CALL OF DUTY (MW/WWII)

John Price

Soap MacTavish

Ghost Riley

Gaz Garrick

Alex Keller

Alejandro Vargas

Phillip Graves

Vladimir Makarov

Rudy Parra

Red Daniels

William Pierson

Joseph Turner

Robert Zussman

Frank Aiello

Drew Stiles

SHAMELESS

Ian Gallagher

Carl Gallagher

Lip Gallagher

Mickey Milkovich

Kevin Ball

THE WALKING DEAD (+TELLTALE GAME)

Rick Grimes

Daryl Dixon

Glenn Rhee

Negan Smith

Shane Walsh

Lee Everett

Kenny

Doug

Mark

STRANGER THINGS

Steve Harrington

Billy Hargrove

Robin Buckley (platonic)

Eddie Munson

Jim Hopper

Jonathan Byers

Peter/001

Jason Carver

Dimitri

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (I still need to finish the last season😊)

Viktor Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Number Five

Luther Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Crowley

Bobby (platonic)

Chuck

NOW YOU SEE ME

Jack Wilder

J. Daniel Atlas

Merritt McKinney

Dylan Rhodes

Chase McKinney

MARVEL (Avengers/X-men)

Wanda Maximoff

Tony Stark

Bruce Banner

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Steve Rogers

Stephen Strange

Peter Parker (Tom/Andrew/Tobey)

Clint Barton

Deadpool

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Peter Quill

Quentin Beck/Mysterio

Eddie Brock/Venom

Druig

Ikaris

Charles Xavier

Erik Lehnsherr

Peter Maximoff

Wolverine

Scott Summers

Hank McCoy

Bobby Drake

Alex Summers

Phil Coulson

Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockey

Scott Lang

Pietro Maximoff

Mobius M. Mobius

Matt Murdock

Shang-chi

STAR WARS

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kylo Ren

Poe Dameron

Finn

TEEN WOLF

Stiles Stilinski

Scott McCall

Derek Hale

Isaac Lahey

Jackson Whittemore

Peter Hale

Theo Raeken

Liam Dunbar

Jordan Parrish

Mason Hewitt

Danny Mahealani

Aiden Steiner

Ethan Steiner

Corey Bryant

THE BOYS IN THE BAND

Bernard

Harold

Hank

Donald

Cowboy

Alan McCarthy

Michael

Larry

Emory

WHITE COLLAR

Neal Caffrey

Peter Burke

Mozzie (platonic)

Clinton Jones

DIVERGENT

Peter

Caleb Prior

Four

HARRY POTTER

Neville Longbottom

Sirius Black

Cedric Diggory

Seamus Finnigan

Viktor Krum

Remus Lupin

Draco Malfoy

Tom Riddle

Charlie Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Percy Weasley

Ron Weasley

Oliver Wood

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Gellert Grindelwald (Mads Mikkelsen)

Newt Scamander

Credence Barebone

Theseus Scamander

Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law)

HUNGER GAMES

Peeta Mellark

Coriolanus Snow

Sejanus Plinth

MAZE RUNNER

Newt

Thomas

Gally

Minho

911 (and LONE STAR)

Evan Buckley (Buck)

Howie Han (Chimney)

Bobby Nash

Eddie Diaz

TK Strand

Carlos Reyes

Paul Strickland

Owen Strand

Jud Ryder

Mateo Chavez

RIVERDALE

Jughead Jones

FP Jones

Archie Andrews

Hiram Lodge

Sweet Pea

Fangs

Kevin Keller

Reggie Mantle

Chic

Moose Mason

BROOKLYN99

Jake Peralta

Terry Jeffords

All the others (platonic only)

CHRISTIAN BALE

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

PEDRO PASCAL

Joel Miller (TLOU)

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

Javi Gutierrez (The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent)

Javier Peña (Narcos)

Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones)

Agent Whiskey (Kingsman)

Silva (Strange Way of Life)

Francisco Morales (Triple Frontier)

Marcus Moreno (We Can Be Heroes)

Dieter Bravo (The Bubble)

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

Connor

RK900

Hank

Markus

Luther

Simon

Gavin

Josh

BARBIE

Ken (Ryan)

Ken (Simu)

Allan

SHERLOCK

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Jim Moriarty

Mycroft Holmes

FNAF (movie)

Mike Schmidt

Steve Raglan

SUITS

Harvey Specter

Mike Ross

LA CASA DE PAPEL

El Profesor

Berlín

Palermo

Denver

Río

I WON’T WRITE:

-Smut (for anyone)

-R*pe

-Female readers/GN readers

-Suic*de

-inc*st

-Crossdressing

-Romantic/Suggestive stories for underage characters (only platonic, basically)

If the character you wanted to request is not on the list, you can try and ask me anyways.

[skyeknight-oneshots]

Slow dancing

Jim sighed as he walked up the steps. Just his luck, after a tiring day of solving hard cases and breaking news to families or next-of-kins that this guy or that girl got murdered, now he has to take the stairs to the fourth floor. Because, of course, today of all days had to be the day the elevator needed to close down for maintenance.

He was practically dragging his feet by the time he made it to the front door.

🎶 It's good to see the sun, and feel this place This place I never thought would feel like home~ 🎶

Jim blinked, his haziness broken momentarily as he gets a good look at his apartment. He sees that a dinner was prepared, so that conveniently throws out his plan to skip a meal out the window, music was sounding off from the television, casting Spotify on the device. Dimitri was standing at the side of the table when Jim came in, and was now walking towards him.

"Happy five years, babe." The taller brunette grinned, leaning over to plant an affectionate kiss on Jim's forehead.

Jim blinked, before glancing over to the calendar behind the door. "Oh my god, is that today?" He looked at his boyfriend. "I'm so sorry! I totally mixed up the dates. The cases these days, they're just—"

"Hey, it's okay. I get it, and I'm not about to guilt trip you about it. I'm just glad you were able to make it home tonight." Dimitri hummed, squeezing Jim's hands.

Jim frowned, "Right. Man, what would you have done if I stayed out late tonight like usual?"

"Yeah, I had a back up plan to bring the party over to the precinct." Dimitri shrugged.

The homicide detective gaped, "Wow," He started, "Is there a rule that the fifth year is supposed to be that special?"

"Sure. The rule goes as 'If you want it to be, knock yourself out.'" Dimitri quipped, grinning. "So, may I have this dance?"

Jim smirked as his boyfriend moved back a bit, holding out his hand. He rolled his eyes good-naturedly, "I will indulge your cheesiness as it's an anniversary I forgot." He took the hand.

"Best gift ever," Dimitri quipped, pulling Jim towards the living room just a short distance away from the dinner. "you should forget our anniversaries more often."

🎶Now, it's all so clear, and I believe That everything's been opened up to me, And I feel you now; I'm not alone I always know, I'll always know where you are~! 🎶

Dimitri finally places his hand on Jim's hip and pulled him in closer. The song continued to play until it faded out to something more tender for the moment. 

🎶We were strangers, starting out on a journey Never dreaming, what we'd have to go through Now here we are, I'm suddenly standing At the beginning with you...🎶

"Not that I'm not enjoying myself," Jim drawled as they mostly in time with the music, with Dimitri twirling him once somewhere in between. "But when do we get to the eating part?"

🎶No one told me, I was going to find you Unexpected, what you did to my heart When I lost hope, you were there to remind me This is the start~🎶

Dimitri hummed, "Shh, I'm romancing you. You don't rush that," he quipped, "Nice try, though."

"Damn, foiled again." Jim chuckled, turning red as his stomach grumbled. "Er, that wasn't intentional this time."

The taller brunette chuckled, "It's okay," He said. "One more twirl, I promise."

"Sure thing," Jim smiled, following Dimitri's lead. He swayed along with the song, as it reached the chorus, Dimitri turned him and he allowed it. When he finished a full circle, but when he did, Dimitri was gone. "Dimitri?"

"Down here."

Jim looked down, and a breathless gasp  caught in his throat.

Dimitri was holding out a very telling box.

🎶And life is a road that I wanna keep going Love is a river, I wanna keep flowing Life is a road, now and forever, wonderful journey I'll be there when the world stops turning I'll be there when the storm is through In the end I wanna be standing At the beginning with you.🎶

"James Pleiades Hawkins, there is no one else I wanted to be with moving forward in this journey we call life. I just said something could be special if we make it that way, but to me, you've always been something special. Effortlessly." Dimitri breathed, a discreet tremble in his hands that did not escape the detective's trained, perceptive eyes. "I want to bask in that amazing fiery, spirit of yours. Always. So, Jim, will you marry me?"

Jim didn't miss a beat, "Yes!" He launched into Dimitri, who barely caught him, and they tumbled into the floor boards, laughing. "A million times, yes! You don't even need to ask!"

"Are you glad I did, though?" Dimitri asked cheekily, even as tears were showing at the corner of his eyes.

Jim leaned back, pulling Dimitri to sit up with him. "Shut up and kiss me already, you dimwit."

Dimitri laughed but happily obliged. "I love you, pup."

"I love you too," Jim smiled sincerely, "Dimitri."

[lidensword]

NatM 2 Incorrect Quotes!!

Allow me to share some generated incorrect quotes (NatM OCs included, obviously :]). Don’t mind the order. It’s random ;)

I

Jim: I asked Ivan out. 

Al: Oh, I’m sorry.

Jim: Why?

Al: Well, I assume he said no.

Jim: No, he said yes.

Al: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.  

II

Napoléon: While I’m gone, Louis, you’re in charge.

Louis: Yes!!!

Napoléon, whispering: Étienne, you’re secretly in charge.

Étienne: Obviously.  

III

Napoléon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me, Al? How did you even get here so fast?

Ralph: Several traffic violations.

John: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jim: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Frank: Also, that’s not our car.  

IV

Louis: Gustave, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Gustave: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Louis: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Étienne.  

V

Jim: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Frank: You’re a hazard to society.

Ralph: And a coward. DO TWENTY!!

VI

Ivan: Apologize to Jim, now.

Kazimir: Sorry I called you stupid, I thought you already knew.

VII

Napoléon: A mouse!

Dimitri, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Kahmunrah, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Louis, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Jim, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

Gustave: His name is Remi, dummy.

Napoléon: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you guys?!?

VIII

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Al, with Napoléon and Ivan behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Al: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Al: KAHMUNRAH FUCKING FELL OFF!

IX

Jim: You’re alive.

Kazimir: No need to sound so disappointed.

X

Louis: Kazimir, you need to react when Jim cries!

Kazimir: I did. I rolled my eyes.

XI

Vasily: You're smiling. What happened?

Kazimir: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Nikolai: Jim tripped and fell down the stairs today.

XII

Jim: I didn't drink that much last night.

Amelia: You were flirting with Ivan.

Jim: So what? He’s my partner.

Amelia: You asked if he was single.

Amelia: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

[bookcub]

watching a video ranking the hottest disney characters and i have thoughts so ofc i'm putting them here. there were men who should not have been on this list, men who should have been rearranged on the list, and men who were neglected all together. however, i don't want to spend ages on this post, so i won't be adding characters. x

first things first, we are deleting john smith (8), prince charming (13), prince phillip (6), and prince eric (3) are all taken off the list. combining looks and personalities, none of them bring much to the table.

now, my final order i don't feel strongly about the specific spots, but i will group them, tier style. the numbers next to their names indicate where they were originally placed, for comparison

bottom tier (ie i don't have anything against them, but i don't think they are special): the beast/prince adam (10), kovu (15), and tarzan (11)

middle ground (ie i remember them fondly but don't have strong emotional attachments to them or remember many details): jim harkins (20), dimitri (16), kocoum (15), kristoff (7), and herecules (9)

honorable mentions (ie my second faves who hold a special place in my heart but don't have the quite what it takes, usually due to lack of screen time): david kawena (18), tadashi hamada (12), robin hood (17), and flynn rider (1)

favoritist favorites (ie i adore them and i am not rational): li shang (5), aladdin (4), prince naveen (2), milo thatch (19)

i'd love to hear everyone's disagreements in the comments!!

[prpfs]

🏴‍☠️🗺️🧭

30+ she/they with a madly specific itch to scratch. I'm looking to RP in the universe of DreamWorks’ Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas! 

Primarily looking to play Sinbad in a mxm against your Canon . VERY open to crossovers through the multiverse. Some of my favs are:

Sinbad x Proteus  Sinbad x m!Marina Sinbad x Dimitri (Anastasia) Sinbad x Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet/Island) Sinbad x Milo Thatch (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)  Sinbad x Flynn Rider (Tangled) Sinbad x (Your canon suggestion) 

NSFW friendly (plot > smut), plots would include darker themes, adventure, action, romance, world building, puzzles, ruins, betrayal. Open to ABO and other dynamics. 

Discord is best after chatting a bit on tumblr but I’m flexible! 

Happy RP hunting y’all! 

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