#KRIFFING

[uwingdispatch]

Aaaaaand I made a bunch of aurebesh beanies including these ones that says KRIFF. They entertain me spectacularly. And They’re super soft and available in my shop.

[thatsouthernanthem]

It’s @kriffing’s kriffing bday!

[oh-biwan]

"I raised you"

[eclec-tech]

"My guess is we are immune to the effects of the programming. Though I can't be 100% certain of it."

I wish WE could be 100% certain of it!

[anthrotulip]

May the Force be with us all.

[kanerallels]

OH something else I learned on Wookipedia recently? Apparently there are will o'the wisps in the marshes of Lothal. A planet that is notorious for its deep connection to the Force

Do with that what you will

[seth-shitposts]

I love that it's canon that Ezra will fuck off in the middle of a mission or op and then come back with some random creature or herd that he befriended. And then proceed to fuck shit up.

[coruscantsbookstore]

anakin, before a mission: commander, a word?

cody: yes sir, how can i help

anakin: if you could keep an eye on my master, that'd be great. he has a tendency to scold me for my impulsiveness and i don’t know if you’re aware, but he isn't much better

cody:*flashback to the three separate times obi-wan flung himself off a building in the last week alone*

cody: honestly sir i hadn’t noticed

[tenderjock]

funniest take on the “are cody and obi-wan having sex in clone wars” is the concept that a bit into the war all the commanders are giving cody shit for being such a simp for general kenobi and he’s like, does - does everyone here think i’m not sleeping with the general? and theyre like wh

what?????????????????????????

and cody goes, i thought that thats what everyones been harassing me about for the past year. what are you guys talking about

[bly voice] the past YEAR we’ve only been fighting this war for THIRTEEN MONTHS!!!!!!!!!! CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swan2swan]

*SLAMS DOOR OPEN*

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT CLIEGG LARS AND SHMI

"Oh the power dynamic, ha, yeah, bad writing George, he PURCHASES her, frees her, and then MARRIES her, oh, that's a healthy dynamic"

Okay I need you all to think about this:

If he buys a woman who has nothing (because she's a SLAVE on the CRIME PLANET)

And then says "You're free"

and follows that up with "ON THE CRIME PLANET"

What happens next?

What happens if you just turn a woman loose with nothing on the CRIME PLANET?

Yeah. Yeah.

"Well he could get her a ride off-planet" with what, the money he used to free her? To send her where? To his friends off-world? Why is he still living on the CRIME PLANET (that has nothing but SAND, where he FARMS WATER) if he has friends on other planets and the money to travel offworld?

Does Cliegg Lars have a spaceship parked out back?

Can he take her a few lightyears to Naboo? Set her loose on Theed? I mean...the fact that Naboo and Tatooine are in the same sector does raise some questions, but also, again, Naboo is the Peace Planet and Tatooine is the CRIME PLANET.

The point is, he said "Hey, you're free. Hey, come live with me. Move in with me. NOW YOU HAVE EQUAL CLAIM TO MY PROPERTY THANKS TO THIS LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT, do whatever you want."

Man was rickety and old and in a Space Wheelchair. There was no Unfair Power Dynamic. This dude was not Taking Advantage of Shmi. He said "Girl you deserve better, come live on a farm in the desert. I mean...you still deserve better, but this is the best I can do, hope it's enough."

[weyanto]

i swear to god if david doesn’t show them to us in ahsoka i will actually explode 

im straight up begging you bro dave please PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN WE ALL WANT TO SEE THEM😭😭

[better-call-mau1]

Lucasfilm: Literally every single romance or almost-romance we’ve ever written in the Star Wars universe has ended in tragedy.

Lucasfilm: Han/Leia? Split up after their son went off the deep end. They eventually died broken and alone.

Lucasfilm: Anidala? No match for Palpatine’s plotting, Anakin’s attachment issues, and Padmé’s Sadness.

Lucasfilm: Obitine? Jyn/Cassian? Reylo? Tragedy! Tragedy! Tragedy!

Lucasfilm: At least we gave you Kanera. Aren’t they just so sweet and devoted and —— oh, whoops! More tragedy!

Ezra: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Sabine, drawing her blasters: They can pry you from my cold, dead hands.

Ezra: Please don’t tempt them.

[noahrein]

"When you minding your own business, eating fish, and suddenly that two-legged creatures with sticks came to you and start to scream. How rude!"

This is my boi Krif from my project "Cian and Sur"

From: August 2022

[thesernotthedroidsurlooking4]

No but the way it is so. Ezra. For him to have found a species of Cute Lil Guys^tm and to have been like cool, so you’re my family now. I will let you adopt me and never look back. It’s never not worked for me before

so glad he hasn’t gone darkside (as far as we know) I was so kriffing worried hnnnnggggggg

[kark-trooper-echo]

Hello, Echo. I want to thank you for suggesting this. You were right. Having my own blog is an excellent diversion. I stumbled upon one of your previous posts and I found an emoji I wasn't familiar with. This seems like the perfect occasion to try it out.

Thank you, Echo. 🦃

You're welcome, Senator.

I have to admit, I was surprised when I got this notification. I know how busy you are with your senatorial duties and certain side projects. I never expected to see you here.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

"Bubbles"

Loth Cat fanart for @monthly-challenge day 9