kitty x thomas is fun bc they are both virgins in opposite ways. kitty is a virgin bc of circumstance; she wants to bang but never really got the opportunity. she isn't exactly shy about sex, just uneducated. thomas is a bumbling twink who (even without his cousin's manipulation, he probably would have anyway) thoroughly fumbled the bag with the woman who loved him - and likely others, too - and got killed. the man would probably die of a heart attack at the first sign of serious sexual advances. together they redefine megavirgin and i want to witness it
LISTEN if Jim Jimenez's favorite color is teal and Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow THEN SURELY THOMAS'S FAVORITE COLOR BEING BURGUNDY MEANS SOMETHING
Another good S5 Kitmas thing apart from "are you going to kiss them?": Thomas - who is usually much more polite/respectful to women than he is to men - calling Eleanor a bitch like three times when he thought she had murdered Kitty.