#LI!!!

[honeyedlashton]

rules: choose 4 of your favorite characters from 4 pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your vibe

These are all super movie and scene specific, please know.

I’m tagging: @sofsversion @caramelcalum @ademigodgirl @oceanofmydoubt @vasattope @yellowjellobean please do this its sooo fun but no pressure 🩷🖤🩷🖤

Thank you sweet and lovely Li (@bloodonthedrums) for tagging meee 🩷🩷🩷

[thehmn]

I’m a strong proponent of lying to get the help you need. I always try the truthful route first but if that gets me nowhere? Lying it is.

I think it’s important to respect other people’s time, wellbeing and money so I don’t do it in situations where I know I’m in the wrong, like if I want to get into a place just for fun and someone could get in trouble for letting me in wrongfully I’d rather not.

But sometimes people just don’t understand why something is important in your situation so you have to turn it into something they understand. When I lived in England I constantly lied about being pregnant so gas station employees would let me use their bathroom because for some reason they didn’t have public bathrooms.

Or when my doctor’s secretary couldn’t get it into her head that my stomach pains were very serious and concerning and insisted I couldn’t get an appointment this month so that evening I “found” a lump that I was pretty sure was nothing but it meant I had a reason to call her the next day and get a new appointment immediately and when the doctor told me the lump was harmless I could tell her what my real problem was and she immediately scheduled ALL the tests and examinations because she understood how concerning it was. I just had to get past the fucking secretary with a lie.

Fuck I even support that elderly man who lied about having four children who were stuck in a house during a flood but when the rescue team got there in a dinghy they realized it was four dogs. The guy knew he had to lie because he was too sick to help them himself (able bodied people in the area were able to save their own pets) and they wouldn’t have helped him if they knew it was “just dogs”. In the video the rescue team can be seen choking up and padding him on the back while he cries with his scared dogs in his arms. The team is clearly not mad because they can see how important the dogs are to him but I have no doubt he was right in thinking they wouldn’t have helped if he had told them the truth.

So do what ya gotta do and lie lie lie.

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[ribombeee]

[shyflops]

[greelin]

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

[musecalliope]

[antikate]

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

[transactinides]

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

[feluka]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[honeyedlashton]

Thank you for tagging me, sweet Li @bloodonthedrums and wonderful Swan @gothluke 🤎🕯️

rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist & list the first ten songs!

Marry You - Ashton Irwin

Die Hard - Kendrick Lamar

Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan

Garden Life - Luke Hemmings

The Baby Screams - The Cure

You Forgot To Say Goodbye - Megumi Acorda

Girl, so confusing featuring lorde - Charli XCX

Human Sacrifice - Childish Gambino

Baby Blue Movie - Cigarettes After Sex

Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode

I’m tagging: @sofsversion @retromalum @vasattope @ademigodgirl and no pressure obvi ⚰️✨

[thecollectibles]

Art by Yuming Li

[theoneofwhomisblue]

The lies subreddit is beautiful

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[goldenvulpine]

I want to clear up a mistake people make with Azula and Ursa.

Ursa didn’t play favorites.

Ursa didn’t think Azula was a monster.

Ursa simply, unequivocally, just didn’t enable Azula’s worst traits like Ozai did.

Ozai’s favorite child was Azula, but Ursa still loved her more.

Because enabling isn’t love.

What did Ozai’s enabling do? It made Azula into the type of person to never have any loyal friends. It made the type of person that Mai and Tai Lee would betray at the risk of their own lives.

Ursa pushed Azula to be with her friends. To be with Zuko. Ozai pushed Ursa away, and both kids suffered for it. Azula became a sadist, enjoying seeing her brother get burned—while Zuko was pushed away because he cared for his people.

Azula thought her mom hated her because her mom was the only one who cared enough to tell her no.