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paxcallow · 6 months

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desire to draw raz's hair unhatted and uncombed spiraled into imagining an extended gag about some emergency situation forcing all of the psychonauts out of the motherlobe into the quarry in their jammies at like 2 am and judging each other's clothing choices instead of getting actual work done.

#psychonauts #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #sam boole #sasha nein #milla vodello #hollis forsythe #truman zanotto #otto mentallis #gisu nariman #lizzie natividad #EVERYONE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yeah only the first five of those characters are getting tagged so i dont know why i bothered.#fanart #my art #i was gonnna draw morry in a bunny kigurumi but it was too hard.#i dont think you guys understand how dead my artistic muse was before the P2 art book arrived in the mail.#it was Pretty God Damn Dead. Really Really REALLY Dead. this is partly why psychonauts is the ONLY thing i can draw.#also i KNOW they dont all literally live at HQ just pretend it was like a LOCK IN or something okay

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ricky-mortis · 3 months

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Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending

#I like to believe that there is a universe where they get to grow old together #just one #look once upon a time I read a fic that had me bawling my fuckin eyes out where they get to grow old together #I do want to say that I believe in personal growth and I think that Curt can 100% have a happy ending without Owen- where he can grow #away from that experience and where he can healthily cope with the trauma he ended up with #where he can find solace in something other than alcohol and where he can find it in himself to forge new relationships and build his #connections with people like Tatiana #etc etc #I just want to make it known that this is one of many happy endings that could happen #(amongst the several sad ones that I know also exist)#ALSO I wanted to draw the old men and I do what I want #but yeah something something if the universe is infinite /ref #maybe this is a universe where the banana incident never happened and they were able to retire together #ough #the curtwen feels are really getting me today #I adore them #also I used a new brush ive been having fun with this past week #doesn’t it look cool?#I really like drawing with it and I like how it looks so #we might be seeing more of this one in the future #although 6b is still my guy #damn y’know hypothetically- if Owen (depending on the au) and Curt lived to be in their 60s (at least) they would witness the first Pride #god can you imagine that?#At the very least Curt being around for stonewall and everything that came after that with queer rights #FUCK anyways #fun fact: a group of frogs is called an army #isn’t that cute #reminds me of that one person on TikTok that raised like a thousand frogs- they had a literal army of frogs #crazy #curtwen week

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icantdothistodaybruh · 8 months

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yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from

I think I might be insane or something

#it's all sebaciel of course #god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania #the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch #and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo #and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY #“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal #also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him?#and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him?#is it fellas??#and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)”#and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|”#I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first #"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY #I can't I literally can't I'm miserable #sebaciel #was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god

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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months

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2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Sprint Shootout - Fernando Alonso

#midway thru making these i heard he wont be in sq2 :((( im going to cry #im out for blood you better watch out estie #but hey at least we got these clips GOD DAMN #how does his hair look so good after being in a balaclava???#literally majestic...#and his puppy dog eyes!!! i can only yhink of puss in boots seeing that 4th one....#fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 brazilian gp #we do a little bit of f1

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talkethtothehandeth · 1 year

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Got called ableist for calling an abled “abled”, you know— what they actually are

Ableds are so weak and feel threatened all the time by disabled people even though they devalue and dehumanize us and I am 100% convinced that they wouldn’t last a second with actual genuine ableism and the physical or verbal assault that follows it. all they care about is how their poor abled feelings get broken so easily that they literally might as well be my knees at that point bc they just whine and bitch about anything that has to do with disabled people and especially cripples and they’re never happy with a disabled person living their lives

If you’re not physically disabled, you are abled. Period.

#personal #Im heated #whiny little bitch #how many of y’all can fit in that god damn clown car #you’re literally so weak and I guarantee you couldn’t handle it #I hate ableds #cripple punk #ableism #every little thing we do is criticized by them #disabled #chronic pain #chronic illness

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beescake · 6 months

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@heydevi bro...... fellow understander...... still not over ur gmod solkat theyre so hrhgrbhggfngh 🥺🤲

#fhgghg i love infecting spreading the disease #slkt literally makes me so ill i'd randomly bolt up in bed like #oh my god......... its. so crazy raw to be abruptly left silent in a room full of your formerly loud and chaotic friends #now reduced to a litter of mere corpses. freshly killed and still bleeding they'd died for such trivial reasons #and all you can do is cling to the only other warm figure in the room who's wounded and unconscious but thankfully breathing #the other lone survivor...... mind blank with panic you drag him with you and fucking run #they're insane. i think abt them every day and still shock myself w how insane this ship is #slkt's relationship around fatalism and mortality is unlike any other hs pair it's actually funny they get dunked on so much by the story #bcs when shit starts hitting the fan they're always trying so damn hard to make their deaths count

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puhpandas · 4 months

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I love ggy so much how did they accidentally make the most intriguing hypothetical gay romance ever

#also the book is just so fucking good #and tony becker is literally the best fnaf book protaganist ever once you understand his character #and how crazy the book writes him #like oh my god hes so tunnel visioned doomed by the narritave #any scenario where tony survives the attack is the best idea ever like fr #its just so fun and awesome to make stuff up with that very loose premise #like u can do anything #and the characters are likeable too because they have FLAWS #tony isnt a bad person hes just in a bad place and is an asshole without realizing #and also twelve #like how am i not supposed to become obsessed with beckory when tony spent the whole book #accidentally obsessing over gregorys evil side and then being so tunnel visioned by his own emotional baggage that it kills him #exactly how his father warned him #and his father is the reason hes even so deep into solving mysteries like #and u can put that onto gregory if tony ever survived the attack #like he wouldnt want to believe it the same way he didndt want to believe his dad did it and repeat history #by delving deep into ggy #like damn every relationship ever with gregory is so fucking interesting #ggy never stop being awesome #pandas.txt #obviously beckory isnt the only reason i like ggy but damn its a big reason #tony and Gregory are both so flawed and have so much going on in their head theyd be fucking crazy together #also expanding on the tony stuff i said earlier gregorys side has so much potential too like #even if tony died if gregory ever remembered hed mourn tony and have to deal with that #even if they werent even that close at the time and Gregory doesnt even like. actually have any memories of being friends with him #and if tony survived its like gregorys remembering this faceless nameless boy as the only connection to his past #like what if they both searched for eachother after surviving what then

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 5 months

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”we need more morally ambiguous characters!”

you guys can’t even handle gon freeccs

#sorry. went on youtube again.#people have got to stop calling him a psychopath #first of all I’m taking that term away from people. stop using it like that.#second of all. he isn’t one.#he’s not even that morally ambiguous I’m ???????#are you looking at his whole character and the morals of the world he lives in or are you just looking #at his lowest moment when he was like. clearly traumatized?#sorry. complaining again. it’s just baffling how he can be so wildly misinterpreted #when the narrator literally spells out what’s going on a lot of the time #‘damn gon got so mad here! he’s full of hate and rage!’#‘yeah he is. and you get that a large part of it is that he’s mad at himself right? that he hates himself. right?’#‘he just wants revenge against pitou’#:/#storyrambles #‘gon doesn’t care if people die so long as it’s not his friends’ oh my god yes he does.#where are you even getting that from #‘he’s incomprehensible and that’s what makes him terrifying’ no. no he makes perfect sense. he’s scary because he’s innocent.#sigh. sorry again. May delete after. I don’t actually like complaining

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arttitude130 · 1 year

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what do you do if your blorbo is the ability to dodge a bullet

#disco elysium #this was supposed to be just a meme then i was like damn how do i draw reaction speed anyway and then i go too attached immediately #spoilers the part when she doesnt accept the figurine and he says he thought it would be nice is literally one of the few skill lines with #so much sad emotion in it you can hear his voice break #god damn #all he wants is to be fast and give a little gift #anyway

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goldiipond · 7 months

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the word terrorist has lost pretty much all meaning to me because 90% of the time a white person says that word its used as a shorthand for 'nonwhite people resisting oppression'

#skye's ramblings #im soo fucking tired of seeing zionists spout their genocidal bullshit on literally any post abt palestine. im soo fucking angry #ive been trying not to have a meltdown on here but every day this continues i get more and more pissed. how many more people have to die.#we protest and scream in the streets and give anything we can spare and fucking nothing changes bc western democracy is a fucking scam #daily reports of brown children slaughtered and people will smirk behind the safety of their screens and smugly tell you they deserved it.#my native aunts and cousins who are still suffering from the effects of colonialism watch as the descendants of people who took everything #-use their tax money to send more bombs to an illegitimate state that is doing the exact same fucking thing in real time. i want to scream #god dammit im so fucking tired. i will never lose hope but god damn. i am so tired of white people feeling entitled to fucking everything

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fredtheengels · 6 months

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i’m not here to do discourse but king wilhelm truthers are the funniest people how do you misread a show that badly

#i knooowwww i have the benefit of hindsight now but god damn #literally the whole show demonstrated how much willie hated being a royal and how much worse it made his life #it almost feels like you’re saying wilhelm could reform the monarchy #aka monarchies can be reformed #which is just……. again how do you miss the themes of the show THAT hard #the whole thing is about class and privilege and oppressive systems #and breaking with tradition!!!!!!!#anyways wilhelm giving up his title was the fucking perfect ending for the show #THAT is how you conclude a god damn character arc #it made me so happy #and simon crying cause the boy he loves his free and can finally be happy……#JUST PUT ME IN THE MEAT GRINDER #young royals #juliannaism

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months

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not to out myself on main but Katsuki Bakugo continues to make me fucking insane

#there is a REASON he's in my list of top five fav characters #that boy makes me RABID-#literally hes the only reason ive kept up with the manga. that and ive stuck with it for so long i wanna see how it ends #anyway just finished pacing and ranting and Decimating an apple bc. be cause.#i saw someone go 'wait bakugo is save to win?'#YES! YES! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAVE TO WIN HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER IS SAVE TO WIN #HIS ACTUAL BATTLES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOCUSED ON SAVING #I HAVE BEEN SCREECHING THIS AT MY CEILING FOR YEARS HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAVE TO WIN!!!!#marking him as Win To Save is a fundamental misunderstanding of his character IM SORRY IT IS. IT IS #he has ALWAYS focused more on saving while izuku goes straight for the enemies' jugular #god. hes just. FINALLY BAKUGO GETS TO SHINE and Everyone gets to see who he really is im feral #the moment i saw him i was fascinated and over the years his character has aged like a FINE fuckin wine #its so rare to find a character with such stellar development. like damn. fuck. hes catnip to me #he started my love of analyzing the fuck out of characters and striving to understand them the best i can #punching a wall and wailing YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO #honestly if i ever did a video essay it would be on him. and why he's such a good fucking character #say what you will about bnha but god damn he's phenomenal. horikoshi really went tf off with him #BAKUGO BBY IM SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK ITS BEEN SO LONG <3 #absolutely unprompted #i literally. i literally got a bkdk charm keychain #both bc yeah theyre iconic but also i could not resist the bakugo on it. hes too cute #i finally feel excited for the manga and the story again bc MY BOY IS BACK IN THE GAME LETS GOOOOOO #cant wait to see him absolutely slay serve Steal The Spotlight #stg hes gonna save all might AND take down afo while broccoli boy handles McCrusty #lets go bakugoooo LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #WE ARE SO FUCKIGN BACK BABEYYYYYYY #bakugo? no. bakuback!!!#BC HES NO LONGER DEAD ON THE GROUND YEEHAW HAWYEE

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californiaquail · 2 months

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was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

#by hanging out with i mean she is the owner of the quarter horse mare that was here and she wanted me to come down when the farrier came?#the farrier is cool but he did give her some stupid fucking fearmongering pamphlet written by this idiot racist ~whistleblower~ about how #“They” (?) are going to be rationing peoples water and the dude is like blaming the local tribe for it....get the fuck over yourself buddy #the entire state is in a drought. disrespectfully. go fuck yourself #trump ass county for fucking real this is why i wanted to move to the next county over or at least the next town over in this county #like. not to dox myself but i live in thee bellwether county for presidential elections and these cunts are not voting blue let me tell you #it's all these retired fucking republicans!!!! god damn it there are so manyyyyyyyyy i don't know if i can do it guys #also i was talking to this woman about biking/hiking on the olympic discovery trail and she was like oh i've had some bad shit happen to me #on that trail and i'm like oh like what? and shes like #oh well one time this guy was living in the woods and i called the cops on him but they didn't care or do anything about it.#and instead of saying “why the fuck did you call the cops on somebody who wasn't even bothering you” and “what the fuck is your problem”#and “can't believe i'm saying this but the cop was actually the correct one in this situation” i had to be like oh huh :/#anyway literally nothing bad happened to her on the odt and people are kind of just heartless about homeless people #ALSO she was talking about when she was very sick on her recent trip to hawaii (...) and “not caring” about people worrying about her havin #covid like well actually the way you say that does reveal that you Do actually have a little dust bunny of shame about your shitty behavior #somewhere deep under the laminate tile of your soul and you fucking Know that's a shitty fucking way to act but youre doing it anyway. lol!#and this is such a very standard example of almost everyone i've met here. i'm going insane none of you have basic compassion or decency #for people you don't already care about. We Live In A Fucking Society WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.#i have to stop bitching it's after midnight but this was my first real contact with another person for the last 12 days #(BECAUSE i fucking had covid and i was isolating like a normal person instead of being a dumb entitled fucking asshole about it)#and it was just soooo peppered with this selfish fucking libertarian nonsense the whole time it is SO frustrating holy shit #i have to be nice to this woman because she wants my help with her horse (who needs my help frankly) and she's lived here her whole life so #she has thee connections and has also offered to help me get a car which i can't tell how serious she is but we need to be on good terms #jesus christ. hey if anyone is reading this and you read the whole thing and you read my tag essays regularly we have to get legally marrie #you know too much. wedding in november #me

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hella1975 · 8 months

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we may have lost another one to the bisexual hotgirl and straight loserboy agenda but trust i am fighting it comrades 🫡

#IM TRYINGGGGG. the fuck of it all is that we've been going on dates on and off for WEEKS now #and i said to him at the start im not looking for anything serious and there's a chance he might be mugging himself off #bc i am just NOT emotionally available and low and behold we were at the pub the other night and wound up having a pretty #serious talk about how ive really liked getting closer to him and i genuinely enjoy our time together but i just cant see anything #serious coming of it NOT BC OF HIM BC GENUINELY I FEEL LIKE IVE MET MY MATCH WITH THIS BOY #NO ONE IRL CAN BANTER WITH ME LIKE HE CAN AND THAT IS SUCHHH A CRUCIAL BOX TO TICK WITH ME #but i just dont think im mentally or emotionally in the place for a relationship and i dont like him ENOUGH to fight for it #like it's been v illuminating v much that 'you never realise just how mentally ill you are until you try persuing a romantic relationship'#bc DAMN. i feel insane like why cant i just be normal about things and enjoy nice things and people in my life #BUT despite me saying all this to him and TRYING NOT TO BE THE ASSHOLE he has fully admitted that he likes me SO MUCH #that he'd like to keep going on dates and stuff regardless of the end result. like he genuinely just likes my company #and will take it in any capacity he can get he literally SAID that he's whipped for me 😭#and im like HOW DO I WIN HERE. IF I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT IM AN ASSHOLE BUT CUTTING HIM OFF ISNT FAIR EITHER #AND I LIKE OUR LITTLE DATES AND BEING SPOILED AND HAVING SOMEONE BE A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH ME #SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME A BAD GUY. GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING #ughhhhhhh. so yeah we're going on another date tonight. shoot me i dont care!!!!#hella goes to uni

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gender-euphowrya · 4 months

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spell of explode all transphobes Activate

#god i'm tired fkfhdj #i just want some kind of like #Worldwide Rule where you're not allowed to talk about shit you know nothing about #like. oh you have an opinion on trans people ? how much do you know about the effects of hrt ?#can you cite an accurate statistic about the rate of detransition ? have you researched what puberty blockers are ?#have you met and talked to a transgender person before ? a psychologist who has worked with trans patients ?#can you give a broad definition of the word ''non-binary'' ? do you know what a pronoun is ? have you heard of stonewall ?#can you name even one trans man ?#fail any of those and Sorry you gotta shut up now you're not qualified for this conversation #apply to any topic. racism. the climate. palestine. fatphobia. etc #too many damn people are comfortable parading around their Terribly Uninformed takes for other dipshits to parrot and spread #like i'm sorry but if you can't even tell me what tucking is why should i listen ? why should anyone #like this isn't even in-depth understanding i'm demanding it's literally the fucking basics #at they very least. if you don't know shit. then fucking say so.#''i think __ but i'm not an expert and i could be wrong'' something like that #rather than ''I THINK __ FOR NO GOOD REASON JUST GUT FEELING AND I'LL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND''#just being louder than the people correcting your blatant misinformation doesn't fucking cut it. it shouldn't.

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chibishortdeath · 2 months

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Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!

And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!

#we’re cooked #we’re doomed #idk the end is nigh or whatever god damn #I just wanna be able to live in my own house and draw a guy sometimes without the ever present threat of the horrors is that too much #apparently yeah cause houses aren’t achievable anymore but man #m a n #especially if you didn’t/couldn’t go to college and aren’t capable of working most jobs #doesn’t help there’s the chance some part of my existence might be suddenly illegal or extremely dangerous yippie!#the options are literally 1. people die 2. people die what the hell do you even do man #how the fuck is this the election I’m gonna get forced to be a part of we’re living in hell #and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful #I can’t wait to lose rights and cause millions of deaths regardless of who gets chosen #I think one of these days I’m literally just gonna die of stress #it’ll either be a stroke or a heart attack or cancer or uh well ya know #we’re fucked #we’re screwed #I wanna have some kind of an actually visible break down but ive suppressed everything so much that I don’t outwardly emote much anymore :)#and the constantly dissociating thing too I guess #if you ever think ‘oh yeah I can just think of guy in a situation that’s so cool’ don’t it’s a trap—#although tbh this would be significantly worse without it so uh law of equivalent exchange I guess #fuck fuck fuck anyway #not putting this in the main tags #definitely deleting this later #if anyone in my house got any hints that I may or may not have different opinions than them well uh I’m financially dependent on them so um #literally wouldn’t have anywhere to go if anything happened #oh we’re really in it now Simon #hell world #there’s like what 7 genocides going on too I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything #I can’t do anything to help anyone either cause I don’t have a job and I could get kicked out or treated badly at home for it #not that anyone thinks very highly of me at home anyway I am kinda family disappointment number 2 I pretty sure

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