#LMAO correct xD

[elysianpristinity]

Find out what you’re into

          ❝ Well of course~ why else would I flirt with every pretty girl in sight~? ❞

[bigbrainbiology]

Already seen ppl redrawing the barbie mugshots as a ship meme so here ya go mikayuu shippers I got u babes <3

[the-crimson]

I was thinking about this while falling asleep last night so I want to try and untangle the web Bad has been spinning to better understand what he’s doing cuz in some aspects it seems completely random and disconnected

Bad’s plan rn is to disseminate a bunch of different - at times contradictory- information across the island and watch how it spreads. The goal of this is two fold; to discover who is trustworthy and to find the (probably unknowing) federation spy.

His plan began way back with the magma cube prank. At the time he said he wanted to pin the prank on the fed to turn everyone against them but… the way he went about it didn’t make sense? Giving a cube to everyone at once pretty much confirmed it was a prank - fit recognized that immediately - as well as writing the books in French and Portuguese. Not to mention Tina would clock him immediately since he pulled this prank on her before. So what was the point?

So Bad could watch/listen to the islanders as they tried to figure out who it was. Many of them immediately clocked bbh for a number of different reasons and he confessed to several different people (mainly the French) that it was indeed him. He could watch the web of information spread to discover who talked to who and who could keep secrets.

Over the last few weeks Bad’s been much more subtle with this. He’s told conflicting information about various things to a bunch of people - telling some people he is the one responsible for the mines at spawn and others that he isn’t - and the web has just gotten more and more complex.

Then on top of all of this, he’s testing people with very specific and unique obstacles.

Bagi’s test was the first one I noticed several days ago and is what got me paying closure attention. Bad pretty much explained it yesterday but I’ll recap. He knew Bagi was worried about him so he told her he was seeing a ghost (which was true) and asked her to keep it a secret. She did not - as Bad predicted - and you can tell in the conversation that Bad knew she didn’t and was giving her the opportunity to come clean - which she did. He praised her and thanked her out of no where for keeping this secret (I thought this was weird at the time, the way he was talking, and this is why) and she told him that she didn’t. This proved to Bad that Bagi was more interested in being honest then trusted which meant that she passed the test.

The next obvious one is Baghera. Bad is testing Baghera’s resolve and trust. He showed her Ron knowing full well that Baghera could have turned on him and tried to interfere but he trusted that her sense of justice and care for him would balance out and that she’d find a solution where they both would be happy. He knows he is hurting her but it’s necessary in his eyes.

Then is Forever. This one is a bit more tricky. I don’t think Bad has really started testing Forever before the gun theft. This felt like an improvised test to see how far Bad could gaslight and push Forever before Forever gave up on their relationship. The gun was returned before we reached that point but there was another immediate point of contention that - again - was out of Bad’s control. Tubbo. Forever correctly believing Tubbo that bbh kidnapped the worker was the pay off for Bad’s previous abuse. Forever doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of Bad’s mouth anymore. The nail in the coffin for this test is Forever thinking that Bad is ill and needs to be saved, which means Bad is probably never going to bring Forever into his plans like he did Baghera. Forever wants to save him but Bad doesn’t want to be saved. He walked into this hell with eyes wide open and it’s far too late to turn back.

Aypierre’s test began yesterday. Not only did Bad “confess” to having a fed worker in his custody, he also tasked Aypierre with spying on Tubbo. Bad trusts the French as a whole more than anyone on the island (I’ll come back to foolish in a minute) and he knows that Aypierre, Antoine, and Etoiles would either be ambivalent or positive about the man in Bad’s basement. Bad would never straight up confess to this crime “I would never touch the federation” but he’s willing to confirm their suspicions. He also told Aypierre to be wary because someone is protecting Forever and… I’m pretty sure this is a lie. A lie to test what Aypierre does. Who does he tell. If the feds find out and start snooping. I think Aypierre’s test is to prove without a doubt if he can be trusted/who he trusts and that he isn’t a fed plant/hasn’t been bugged.

Lastly, and most interestingly, we have Foolish. Foolish is the only one Bad has told everything to. Sure, it’s through three layers of obscurity and metaphor but these two only know how to communicate through mind games. Bad knows how intelligent Foolish is and he knows what Foolish wants. Yes Foolish is a snitch but he has no loyalties to the fed, only to his family and himself. Foolish would be the obvious spy but Bad knows Foolish is just chasing the rush of excitement and entertainment and that watching Bad stop holding back is prime time entertainment. He knows Foolish will eventually turn him over to the feds but that’s what Bad wants. Foolish will be up front about it and will want a front row seat so if Bad gets arrested without the fan fair, then it proves that someone else is the puppet (if bad gets arrested at all)

Lastly lastly, I think Bad has caught onto the fact that the federation doesn’t want to touch him. First giving him a slap on the wrist for griefing the presidential office then warning workers to stay away from him instead of removing him as a threat. Bad wants to push them. Ever since Tubbo spilled the beans about the worker going missing, Bad has been acting so much more suspicious and threatening than before. He’s intentionally making himself look more guilty without out right stating that he is guilty. The federation has to know it’s him right? They have all the pieces they had to have been able to put it together so why? Why haven’t they acted?

Well, Foolish promised Bad he’d be getting arrested soon and Bad keeps making himself look more sus to Tubbo who has a friend in the fed - who resembles the exact person Bad wants to nab - so Bad is also probably keeping an eye on Tubbo if he snitches (which he did lol). If the federation continues to do nothing that’ll give Bad massive leverage over them while also giving him another mystery to solve.

Bad said his plan is almost complete, he just needs a few more pieces to fall into place before he can find the puppet and follow its strings back to its master. I have no idea what’s going to happen or what pieces need to fall into place but i am so curious to see what he does next. Is capturing Fred still part of his plans? Is he still banking on getting put in jail? How is he going to narrow down who is the puppet when he hasn’t tested more than half of the server? Hopefully we’ll get some answers today.

[thedeafprophet]

there's like a specific kind of..... i dont know if its necesarily ageism?... but thing i see when im getting medical tests done by people who dont know my full history here, where they initially seem to assume that I won't have health problems, presuembly because im young?

and then get surprised when things Go Badly during tests lmao

[wilted-woods]

I'm currently not feeling the best so I decided to make some silly doodles-

A normal day with the YipYips (a species I made inspired from the Yippee Creature [it's also a form of each of my Narrators] uvu)

Valentino (Lovebug! Narrator) has a major case of the zoomies! Hopefully he doesn't run into anything-

Willow (Hanahakai! Narrator) is watching because he's curious on what Valentino is doing- he stayed in the box because to him, it's comfortable ^-^

Woodhaven (Original! Narrator) is loafing :0 although he's slightly annoyed because he can't have his rare beauty rest and loaf in peace due to Valentino having a sudden burst of energy-

The YipYips meet @blackkatdraws and @indigo-art 's Narrators Black and Arthur! :0

Awe, Valentino is Meerkating and making energetic Yips! His tails are even wagging!! That means he already likes them and possibly wants to be friends! :)

Willow is rather shy (he's not used to being around other Yippees asides from their Yippee Stanleys)...he doesn't make any noises but does want to get to know the two. He just doesn't know exactly how due to his sudden shyness.

Woodhaven is slightly sceptical but also curious about the other two that they've met. He still keeps his guard up and protective of Valentino and Willow although he does have a small feeling that the other two pose no threat as he noticed that they seem somewhat confused about the situation.

The human Stanleys are carrying the YipYips so they could do the "Simba" trend they heard about from others. (I also realized I forgot part of Woodhaven's facial design but it's in the first picture lol-)

Woah! Valentino makes surprised noises and was startled at first from being suddenly picked up but does enjoy being held! ^-^ This Stanley is quite lucky as Valentino is currently in a very bubbly mood! :>

Uh-oh, it seems that Woodhaven is angry from being disturbed for some trend thingy that the Stanleys are doing. Nothing would happen as long as he gets placed back in his spot. Although after he was picked up, this Stanley already forgot the words he was supposed to say-

Awe!! Willow is currently sleeping! If you listen closely, you could hear him purring! How cute! This Stanley has to watch out for the thorns though just in case Willow wakes up and automatically becomes frightened! They both could get seriously injured and that's what we don't want happening! That's why this Stanley is only resorting to whispering.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now

[alastors-radioshow]

//Ehehem.

Alastor has a thing for short kings who looks dashing in suits and who can and WILL murder a bitch.

That is all.

[convxction]

@isaaccecilbryant​ liked for halloweeny starter~

“Trick or treat, correct? I heard Hope tell Lucina about it. Does that mean if someone does not give you treats they have to do a trick?”

[assfcrdays]

44 to George? From Ares? Feel free to choose another muse!

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"Fuuuck yeah...! Yeah, that's it, just like that-fuuuuck!" George's groans came loudly, his husky tone full of eagerness and enthusiasm, breathing heavy and growling with every thrust as he felt Ares's length pound into him. If there was one thing George certainly had more than enough of, besides a big dose of self-confidence, it was energy. He'd often found himself teasing and spurring on his partners, but to his great joy, Ares was keeping up perfectly.

"Fuck... Deeper! Right there!", he grunted, unsure if the other really needed or even listened to his encouragements, hitting his sweet spot so well even without direction. "Fuck, you're hot", George hissed, spreading his legs even wider as he felt the cushion behind him rock under the impact of Ares's thrusts. One hand wandering to his own throbbing length, jerking it eagerly to the magnificent sight of the other thrusting into him.

[softgrungeprophet]

genealogy always one of those things i'm curious about but is too much of a pain in the ass to bother with

[kuiinncedes]

waow i finally sent a long ass message about recycling sdjhgjdkhgf

[scrawlingskribbles]

Hi, One Quastion:

can blorbos be your own OCs, or do they have to be characters from something that's distinctly Not your own making?

[thedeafprophet]

how was hadestown yesterday?? i hope you had a lot of fun!

IT WAS SO GOOD JULES oh my gosh. spectatuler performance like i knew all the songs by heart already of course, but seeing it with the dancing and the lighting???? whole other experience. the moment i realized they had a moving stage was Such A Moment

the lighting they during Wait For Me was increddddddible. i know what this drove the girlies crazy the first time they saw it now. geniuenly spectacular

the only down side is the strope effects leaving me with a headache ahdjfkgkkhj i was warned

I had so much fun it was a great experience <3 even my mom sayin this is the best play she's see all season

[hirazuki]

Writing again, and my brain is going on detours that would make Victor Hugo proud XDD

The whole point of this little project, other than getting some zenoswol feels out, is to 👏  keep 👏 things 👏 short 👏 so 👏 that 👏 I 👏 don't 👏 lose 👏 steam 👏 updating 👏 AAAHH.

[weepinglilvessel]

“You wanted to dance correct? Then dance coward”

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Thought I’d drew Lunar Moon w her new design (I still got to do the others but shh) Honestly excited to start up this AU again, especially since it’s gonna be the combination of the Chaos AU. I just need to stop procrastinating lmao.

And I see you guys in my inbox, y’all are crazy XD

[shower-phantom-ideas]

You guys just don’t understand

You can’t even begin to grasp the amount of pranks Danny could pull on super heros (is that one words? Superheros?)

Added a read more because I hate long posts

Danny as a ghost is so powerful. Like our boy can walk through walls, disappear, and fly! Do you even grasp how much more unique he is than the others guys??

Jokes aside just imagine if you will. Danny could leave batburger cups next to Batman all the time (he comes back later to toss em out of Big ol B doesn’t)

Like hell we talk about Danny just showing up basically stalking the heros but ok hear me out. He didn’t mean to figure out Batmans identity ok but he was in the right place at the right time and over heard some stuff. Now he follows Bruce Wayne around instead. Always spitting out if a batburger cup. Maybe Bruce makes eye contact with him and one time Danny just leans his drink out to as one does to offer a sip xD the man is horrified.

For the ?Robins? The other bats maybe he leaves gifts of sorts. Stuff they would like made from his ice or something. He can understand becoming a hero young and most (if not all) of them did that. He plays favourites with the younger Heros for sure. But hes still making them have there “God?? Is that you” moments like everyone else.

Hell he could follow Superman around and always make his cape flow against the wind and the Hero wouldn’t know wtf is going on. Maybe Superman hears a very slight snickering maybe but the prank is harmless enough so why worry too much. I mean it’s probably bad someone can do this without getting detected till they give themselves away by laughing but nothing harmful yet. (Yet would emphasise Batman)

I don’t know anything about GreenArrow but I assume he uses a bow and arrow so I could imagine Danny grabbing his arrows and making them fly in crazy wild paths before hitting their mark.

Idk honestly how he would fuck with GreenLatern besides like using his ghost powers to try and one up his ring. Like Lantern makes a shield? Danny makes a better one next to it or in front of it. Tbh it’s actually helping Danny get better at his powers so he does this a lot rip Hal (I did not know he was played by Ryan Reynolds maybe ill watch the newer movie)

He refuses to mess with Wonder Woman because the Phandom has told me she is his fav thus he refuses to prank her. He respects her too much and is a huge enough fan that hes too nervous to even approach. Thus she thinks she is this pranksters least favourite since she is never bothered.

Aqua-man (thx for the correction siri) is pretty fun to prank because Danny can follow the man underwater. Idk anything about science of it but imagine Danny like making a space he can talk in with his ice powers (making a bubble of sorts) to make spooky noises at ?Arthur? (R we seriously going with Arthur in this one?) like I assume without actual fish related powers, or with them I havent seen any thing aquaman, you can’t talk underwater. But also if Danny figures out his real name hes 100% gonna be playing the Hey Arthur theme at this man all the time.

He just lowkey overshadows cyborg. Not in a controlling way but just along for the ride kinda way. He was gonna make remarks about his tech but ended up being stunned by how good it is. “Fam I aint gonna lie. I came here to follow you around and make comments like a streamer but your tech is crazy cool. I mean you could have saved a little room with a more compact cooling unit but I mean this is probably some of the best stuff I have seen outside my family!” Or something idk. Maybe he goes full on antman in coldwar

As for the Flash thats pretty simple. He doesn’t let the Flash run from him. I don’t think Danny could keep up with the Flash at all. Like man cants have everyones powers (can’t he tho) but he just hangs on and pretends to have followed. I mean hes invisible the whole time so not like anyone can see lmao though if (idk who the flash is? So ill use Barry cause thats why google say) if Barry goes too fast he might get Danny to give up the game cause boy is on the side vomiting. Barry is pretty smug about probably being the first to throw the prankster for a loop but Danny is just on the side like “how can you go that fast and not be sick dude”

Like tbh I was gonna just make a list of pranks he pulls on Batman but yall seem to enjoy the Justice League so here go off I guess.

Honestly I had to charge my phone so I forget a lot of the post rip this kne