#Lalo 💕💕

[gayhoediaz]

Lacho + "I think... you like me"

“I think… you like me.” Ignacio coughs the words; the pathetic whiny words up along with a mouthful of blood.

Lalo manages a dry laugh as he stares down at his limp body, slumped up against the wall, his own arm shaking with the death grip he’s got on the bloody knife in his hand.

Briefly, his eyes get caught on the crooked slope of his nose, his mind glitching with memories of all the times he’s kissed it. All the times it’s been pressed into the crook of his own neck.

“Eres patético,” he says, squatting down onto the ground. The words are directed towards Ignacio. They are. They are. “You killed my family.”

“So why are…” he trails off to cough again. “So why are my internal organs intact, huh?” he wheezes through his broken nose. “You’re keeping me alive.”

“No sabes eso.”

“Yes, I do.”

[otogariado]

i love calling characters my best friend when they would probably be annoyed by me or kill me on the spot ^_^ nacho my best friend gus my best friend lalo my best friend <- questionable

howie my best friend <- questionable but leaning on REAL

jesse and jimmy my best friends <- REAL

[cherrybean]

Lacho x Reader❤️‍🔥

‼️SMUT‼️

aaah thank you so much for your patience and the support on my poll post 🙂‍↕️🫶🏽 i missed writing and i will be more active now that i have more free time 💕

You didn’t expect to be in this situation. One moment you were asking for the aux in the car, the next Lalo was snaking his had up your mini skirt as the rough pad of his fingers found your clothed clit. “Lalo no” you’d whisper not trying to let Nacho, who was driving, know what was going on in the back. You tried to close your thighs around his hand, but knowing Lalo he’d just use his other hand to pry your legs open. You’d try and stifle your moan as Lalo would move your panties to the side to get better access. You couldn’t help but notice that Lalo was holding a conversation with Nacho as if he didn’t have his hand up your skirt. You bit your lip as Lalo continued to talk to Nacho as his thumb rubbed small and slow circles on your clit. His other hand was on the inside of your knee forcing your legs to be slightly ajar for him to be able to work his hands and softly placing with your skin. Your nails dug into the leather seats feeling goosebumps form on your skin as Lalo inserted his middle finger into you. You couldn’t help the noise that came out of your throat causing Nacho to notice. “Y/n are you okay?” He asked looking at you from the rear view mirror. “She’s fine Ignacio keep your eyes on the road” Lalo said nonchalantly as he was knuckle deep. Nachos eyes were now on the road as he drove from the deserted dirt roads back to Lalos apartment.

….

Tears brimmed in your eyes, gagging on Nachos dick as Lalo lined himself up behind you. “Tell me if it’s too much princesa” Lalo would say before slowing entering you. You couldn’t help but moan causing Nacho to throw his head back as it sent vibrations down his dick causing you to gag more. “Fuck you’re so tight” Lalo grunted from behind you as he filled you up. No matter how many times you and Lalo had sex it always felt like he was splitting you in two. You supported yourself by having on of your hands on Nachos muscular thighs and your other hand helping you stroke him. The spit collecting down his balls as you’d come up for air once in a while to help with the gagging. You couldn’t see Nacho as you were literally face down ass up and all you could confirm from his enjoyment was the muscles on his legs tightening and his moans getting louder.

“Shes good isn’t she Nachito?” You’d hear Lalo praise you as he kept a steady pace making sure he wasn’t pushing you too far down on Nachos dick to gag. Nacho sucked a breath in as you ran your tongue along the bottom of his dick where the long vein ran to the tip. “Y-yes she is” Nacho groaned as you continued to suck him off. You could feel Lalo start to thrust into you harder forcing you to moan as you tried your best to concentrate on making Nacho cum. “Fuck I’m close” you could hear Nacho straining as you vigorously stroked him and hollowed your cheeks moaning as Lalo bucked his hips into your ass. You could feel Lalos grip on your hips tighten as Nacho got closer. You pulled away when you started to taste the saltiness of Nachos cum as he was getting closer, using your free hand to stroke him, “fuck so good” you heard Nacho moan as the warmth of his cum hit your hand and covered his lower waist. “I’m close muñequita” you heard Lalo moan from behind you as you moaned feeling him rut into you. Your hands gripped onto Nachos thighs as they were the closest things you could grip as you moaned, the room filling with Lalos grunts and the sound of your ass clapping as he picked up the pace. You could feel your orgasm getting closer as your walls tightened around Lalos dick and your nails dug into Nachos thigh, earning a wince from Nacho. If you weren’t so lost in the pleasure you would’ve apologized but all you could focus on was how good Lalo was hitting your cervix, basically bruising it at how deep his thrusts were going. “Dont stop please” you moaned as Lalo reached down caressing the back of your scalp, running his fingers into your hair pulling your head back earning a strained moan from you as you felt your orgasm hit you. “Fuck you’re so perfect princesa” Lalo praised as you could feel him getting closer to his orgasm, “show Nachito how pretty you look while you cum” Lalo groaned. You moaned as your orgasm washed over you, your hands still on Nachos thighs as you saw his big brown eyes looking down at you. Lalo pulled out last second feeling the warmth of his cum hit your back. You couldn’t help but notice that Nacho was hard again as you finally let go of his thighs as Lalo helped clean your back. “Why don’t you show Nachito some of your tricks muñeca?” Lalo said chuckling to himself darkly.

To be continued ….

[lonelyicedcoffee]

Best sushi platter!!! Guys you should try this! Sobrang sarap lalo na with dip 😭 thats 1450 pero sobrang sulit as in kasya kung 10 kayo talagang inantay ko yan kasi from Pasig pa pero worth it 💕

Gusto ko sya ulit kaso ako ay isang hamak na unemployed lamang so shut up nalang ako dito hahaha pag oorder kayo pahingi nalang 🤭🤭

[richeeduvie]

imagine if one of lalos kids came out looking suspiciously like nacho just out of sheer coincidence

I think nacho would die

Lalo cheated on Princesa with Nacho and got pregnant 💔

I think do t Lalo would end up so suspicious just because it’s Princesa and he wouldn’t want to believe an affair happened, but at the same time I think he would also secretly get a paternity test 😭 Nacho would NOT handle seeing Princesa love and cherish a kid that looks like he could be his…you’re right, he’d die 😍 the universe made sure that Princesa and Lalo would conceive a child that looks exactly like him, only to remind him that this life is not his 💕💕💕

[v7n5]

Hello!!🥰🌸 just came here right from AO3 after reading all your Howard/Lalo fanfictions and I love them so soo much!!! <3 love how you create such delicious tension between them and the way you write Lalo is very sweet!! Thank you so much for such lovely works!!💕💕💕

Hi there! Thank you so much for reading my fics and sending me such lovely encouragement <3 This really is a sweet & loving!Lalo household, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I’m working on another one rn (and driving myself insane) and it will be up in a few days. Hope you’ll tune it <3

[jo-has-feelings]

lalo’s contact list:

Mi Amor 🌹💖💕💗❤️😘🥰💞💓

Dead Soon

Tuco 🫶💕

Tio H

Dead Soon 2

🐓🐓🐓

NOT Nachito

Ocho Loco 🎱🎱🎱

nacho’s contact list:

lalo

dont answer

should not be texting

do not answer

papa

jo

amber

fucking bitch

domingo

[spyld]

tapos na ang araw dito sa aking bansa pero nagpapasalamat ako nang sobra sa pag-organisa nito 🙏 napakalakas ng paghahari ng wikang ingles dito sa tumblr (lalo na kumpara sa ibang social media, mas madalas akong nakakakita ng ibang wika sa twitter) kaya nakakataba ng puso na merong ganito at na may maraming mga sumasali at nagpopost gamit ng kanilang mga wika! maraming salamat muli at sana masarap ang ulam mo lagi* 💕

*hindi po ito literal pero madalas itong sinasabi para batiin ang ibang tao

Bumping this one up a little in the list of asks I have to answer :) So you can see this before sleepytime, I hope.

I'm grateful you're thanking me, but as most events, it would be nothing without people actually joining in and being positive about it. So thank you!!! <3

Small extra in my native language: droomzoetjes (have sweet little dreams)

[kaptainkassa]

nacho varga x cartel!reader relationship hcs pt. 2

[ pt 1 here ]

whenever things start to get intense or dangerous in drug deals he immediately steps infront of you

yes he knows you can defend yourself and are a good shot with a gun but he wants to protect you at all costs 💜

he's definitely a worrywart lol because of both of yall's 'career choices' mainly

but he genuinely wants to make sure that you are taken care of physically and emotionally

always has you in his line of sight and is never too far away from you when you two are running errands for lalo

always ALWAYS has your back when shit goes down just like you do for him 💜

honestly yall are like the ultimate power couple like it's amazing

his main love languages are touch, acts of service and quality time!

once you two are at home he's all over you

LOVES to hug your waist from behind and rest his head on your shoulder when you're cooking/washing dishes

a major cuddlebug for sure, he's usually the big spoon but doesn't mind being the little spoon sometimes

please rub this man's bald head PLEASE he melts when you caress his head while he's laying on your chest, listening to your heart beat 🥺

his favorite past time is you two sitting on your apartment balcony at night, you in his lap, a blanket wrapped around you both, and just talking to eachother

doesn't matter of it's a deep conversation or just a random topic, he loves talking with you and can listen to your voice forever

loves watching movies with you and a bowl of popcorn, chuckles at you yelling at the stupidity of the characters on the tv

playing with each others hands, him pressing soft kisses against your palm 💕

taking naps together 💕

sometimes you're lucky and you'll wake up before him and get to see how at peace and content he looks while asleep

definitely hugs you closer in his sleep, as if yall are not a giant pretzal already 🙄

in the mornings after cuddling eachother for like 10 (or 15 or 20...) minutes, he goes to make breakfast for the both of you

he's amazing at scrambled eggs and bacon and surprisingly pancakes!

he does this thing sometimes where he nuzzles his face deep into your neck and rolls his r's super loud, it's his version of giving a rasberry lol so cute 💚

[dogma1999]

alt love interests okaaaay dragging the other butterflies to the far cry world for my own twisted fun. how abooout angelina x faith or solana x staci.

Angelina and Faith hmmm... Well I think Angelina is too similar in personality to Faith that they'd just argue a lot (read: Angelina would bitch about everything), and also not be compatible in bed (as i believe in your interpretation of Faith's bedroom habits). That, and also Angelina would be soooo grossed out that she doesn't wear shoes LOL. Rather have Lalo's fuckass blue loafers. A shame they wouldn't work out, because their butterfly motifs matching up would be cute.

Solana and Staci...That would work. I think Staci is similar enough to Domingo personality wise that Solana would like a guy like him. And Solana LOOOOVES taking care of people she loves especially after trauma so that opportunity with Staci would be great for her. (Though my oc I actually pair with Staci fills this role too. I just love my medic ocs taking care of their loved ones 💕)

Thank you for asking!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

[gayhoediaz]

2023 character wrapped

tagged by @queerbuck thank you mwah ✨💫💕

share your top nine characters of the year✨

1. lalo salamanca (better call saul)

2. nacho varga (better call saul)

3. eddie diaz (9-1-1)

4. richie donado (looking)

5. evan buckley (9-1-1)

6. jesse pinkman (breaking bad + el camino)

7. theodore bagwell (prison break)

8. david rose (schitt’s creek)

9. chimney han (9-1-1)

no pressure tags: @cigarette-room @chimneybuckley-han @captain-hen @homerforsure @rewritetheending @fleurdebeton @caleblandrybones @henswilsons @evcndiaz

[daltony]

Posted by Mon de León on Twitter.

Cuando te encuentras a Lalo Salamanca en el after de Allah-Las 💕

[loadednachosao3]

(@eros-thanatos89 here 🖤) I loved getting the backstory of how Gus & Max met in the new dadmaxxing chapter! 💕 Though I’m with Nacho, no way they waited until Max was out of college until “getting physical”. I don’t believe you, Gus!

I fear that Nacho’s new idea that he and Lalo’s relationship is totally normal is going to have ugly consequences…

Also, I finally managed to post a new chapter of my Lacho sugar daddy au today, so it’s a good day for Lacho daddy kink! Huzzah! 🙌

LISTEN NACHO do as they say not as they do!!! so maybe Max was a little enticing and Gus went against his better judgment a few times while Max was still in college, IT'S DIFFERENT!!!

Lalo set the stage for "gay age gaps are normal," Max and Gus unwittingly helped him solidify it

and yay I'm so glad to hear it!! FEED US LACHO NATION

[slashwhores]

"You look like a pig ~"

Lalo x Barbie 👉👈💕

[richeeduvie]

reading the apocalypse!AU kinda made me happy yet fearful for princesa cuz no matter what universe they’re in, they will always find a way to be together ☹️☹️☹️

Lalo will always find Princesa: 😌💕💕😍😫 but also Lalo will always find Princesa: 😨😨🤮

No because she can’t escape him. Lalo’s obsession for her and her need for him will exist through time and space and everything that could separate. He can’t even leave her alone in an apocalypse 😭 and not every version of Princesa can be lucky enough to find a Lalo that’s relatively stable. Relatively. Lalo and Princesa will always find a way together, and sometimes it’ll be a Lalo who lost any stability or sanity years ago when the world collapsed with a Princesa who fears what she desperately needs: him. Come on you guys get off each other…

[gerandor]

what do you think lalo's symbol would be? like a snake as nacho's symbol bc of the earring he wears.

do tell me anything, im at the end of my thinking capacity ;-;

also, thanks <3

Hi! Thanks for sending me the first ask on this blog it got me really excited 💕

What would Lalo’s symbol be? I thought about this a lot and i came to this conclusion:

Lalo’s symbol is a rat.

And not just because we saw him living in the sewers, which is already reason enough, lol, but also because rats are associated with death, trickery and money. They are shrewd, dexterous, adaptable and have a keen sense for danger and know how to turn a situation to their favor.

Also, also. Rats have a willingness to "consume poison or enter traps; so they’re trusting to a fault." Lalo may have a very distrustful nature at first and thinks everyone is lying unless proven otherwise. But once they are proven otherwise (even if it’s all an act), Lalo will trust them implicitly, which is actually very embarrassing for him. *cough*nacho*cough

And to think that snakes actually eat rats…LOL