#LifeProTips
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irl-loading-screens · 2 months ago
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lifepro-tips · 5 months ago
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rocketshipsodawater · 3 months ago
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why-is-james-on-here · 5 months ago
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If you ever commit a murder and you're worried that someone will film you, just do the crime naked. That way they can't publish any of the photos in the news and you'll never get caught. It's foolproof.
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etucker · 4 months ago
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So many great travel tips. Many mimic my own style, and a few I need to try.
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forgeyourownpath97 · 1 year ago
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Words to Live By
Never spend your money before you earn it;
again, never buy what you do not even want
just because it is cheap.
Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst, and cold combined.
In its shadow, blood curdles, tears fall, and friendships unravel.
Choose today to embrace humility and compassion, and spite pride.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
For that matter, always give yourself three ticks before you respond.
Speaking coldly on impulse could cost your life.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
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isaacsapphire · 10 months ago
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Seriously people, embrace and enjoy the parts of your life right now. It’s all going to pass, and you’ll miss some of it.
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irl-loading-screens · 2 months ago
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lifepro-tips · 10 months ago
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10 Best Stuffed Mushroom Recipes: Elevate Your Culinary Game!
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may-b-not · 4 months ago
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You can easily avoid this by committing tax fraud intentionally, you’re even allowed to do it as a fcking idiot :D
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why-is-james-on-here · 4 months ago
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I don't trust girls named Kaylee.
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thisghost · 4 months ago
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My primary defence mechanism is pretending I'm trying, with little success, to get a hair out of my mouth
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electronicintrovert · 5 months ago
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If you are driving somewhere and don't want to be late, add 5 minutes per 15 minutes of the estimated drive time, plus whatever the walking time to the place is.
One of my coworkers is frequently late, and this helped them. Maybe me saying it here helps someone else.
I'm sure there are routes this advice is terrible for, and parking can add over 10 minutes to some trips, but I've done this for years, and I am very rarely late.
Looking for viable parking beforehand, even if you're hoping for a lucky spot, reduces stress too, even if you have to circle around to a less optimal spot.
Cars suck, but timeliness is kind of important for dealing with society.
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isaacsapphire · 2 years ago
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If you have one of those little handheld vacuums you can just use that instead of a dustpan and no coke line of dirt too.
The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
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forgeyourownpath97 · 1 year ago
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Unleash Your Inner Warrior
The path to unshakable self-discipline is paved with beads of sweat, unbendable resilience, and an unwavering commitment to personal growth. It's a journey that demands you embrace discomfort as a catalyst for transformation. Are you ready to embark on this exhilarating quest?
The core tools you shall wield are:
Energizing Movement: Imagine your body as a finely-tuned instrument, yearning to be played with vigor. Lace up your sneakers and let the rhythmic pounding of your feet against the pavement become your battle cry. With every stride, you'll feel the surge of endorphins coursing through your veins, fueling your determination.
Sacred Self-Care: Treat yourself as a precious vessel, deserving of tender nurturing. Indulge in soul-soothing rituals that replenish your spirit–savor the rich aroma of a steaming cup of tea, melt into the embrace of a warm bath, or bask in the tranquility of nature's symphony.
Habits of Steel: Craft a tapestry of daily practices that fortify your resolve. Envision the warm satisfaction of a job well done, invigorating sting of an icy shower, or calming rhythm of deep breaths–each habit a brick in the fortress of your self-mastery.
Delaying Gratification: Embrace the delicious anticipation.
Most know the path, but few have the courage to tread it. Are you willing to do what others won't? To push past the boundaries of your comfort zone and emerge as the ultimate architect of your destiny? Shed the shackles of procrastination and complacency. Drop to the floor and give me 20 soul-stirring push-ups – a declaration of your commitment to self-mastery. This is just the first step on an exhilarating odyssey of personal transformation.
Embrace discomfort, for it is the crucible that forges an unbreakable spirit. Let the fire within you burn bright, illuminating the path to a life of unwavering self-discipline and boundless potential.
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checkappliance · 1 year ago
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A quick and easy way to repair a kettle that doesn't switch off when boiling - without messing with electrics. Simply open the lid, locate the small oblong-shaped opening near the top on the opposite side to the spout. Soak a cotton bud in descaler and push it into the hole, letting it work for a couple of hours. Rinse with wet cotton buds 3 times, then boil the kettle. If the automatic cut-off works, you've fixed it. If not, time for a new kettle. But first, check if it's still under warranty.
Learn more: https://checkappliance.co.uk/kettle-not-switching-off-when-boiled/#google_vignette
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