#Like can you not

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

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[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

matthew @trumanblackblog timothy @mattysleep healy you have 3 minutes to STOP. or im squeezing this in your eyes.

[moonerangs]

If I see one more of those fake marvel news accounts go “MOON KNIGHT SEASON 2 REAL!!!!!” I’m gonna die

[adoraboy-moved]

i love (sarcasm) when there's a post that goes "are you normal about [x stigmatized thing] please start being normal about it" and people start going "no i cant because i love [x stigmatized thing]" shut up and be quiet. the response to "hey maybe let's all not stigmatize this thing" shouldn't be talking about how madly in love you are towards people with said stigmatized trait or characteristic. it does not make me feel safer, it does the opposite

[thedisablednaturalist]

Me: on the edge of flareup again trying to take a nap after work

My dad: trying to get me to do things

Me: tell him im taking a nap

Him: is now angerly vacuuming right outside my room

[claudtrait]

the craziest thing ever is my phone saying i have no space and i barely have anything on my phone

[cockworkangels]

i hate pmsing like my body is about shed it's uterine lining and make me bleed and cramp and bloat for 3 to 5 days but before that it also has to psychologically torture me for days

[tennis-kittens]

I want you all to know that I'm trying real hard to focus on what they're saying i swear (X)

[edgepunk]

can it stop being so hot it's september get a grip

[trafficlightchild]

BELOS LITERAL GOING AFTER MY FUCKING PARENT RAINE WHISPERS IS SO DIRTY

[blossyossyossy]

i just love that i get inspo to draw when i'm at my busiest 💀

[bigbrainbiology]

Child me: sees a bug NEW FRIEND??

Adult me: sees a bug I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate-

[moltage]

i thought Frank Underwood was the biggest slut in this show but its actually Doug. and the funny thing is, when u first look at this guy, ur like "there's no way this guy gets bitches" but he does, plenty. im tired of his whore ass. get your shit together Doug Stamper

[knockmeoutbabe]

Okay seriously WHOMST the FUCK

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again