#Lucifer helluva boss

[hyperfizationss]

Hellooo! Do you think I could request Hazbin Hotel Lucifer x fem-reader of him eating us out? I am on my hands and KNEES for this man. And if no that’s perfectly fine and I understand, have a great day/night and make sure to take care of yourself! :)

OMFG I LOVE TAHSTSBEJEVWH

Little thing before I continue with the story,I headcanon that Lucifer has a freakishly long tongue,snake like if I should give it some detail,so if anything that makes this hotter

Warning:dirty talk,cum,swearing,eating out (duh),tell me if I missed anything

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You wandered into his office placing your bag down immediately,he had texted you to come home immediately,his office was newly cleaned,no more ducks in there that we visible,which was definitely new

“Baby…I’ve been dying to see you today…” he had spun around in his chair,not wearing his usual git up,just his shirt and his pants.his hair was messy

“You’ve driven my crazy today you know that?” He said,walking over and immediately picking you up into a koala hug,holding onto the bottoms of your thighs with a tight grip

“Is that why I had to come home early?” You said,pushing his hair back in an attempt to fix it a bit.he placed you down on his desk,and pushed his chair away with his leg

“You could say that,yeah” he said putting his hands on either sides of you,your faces very close as he leaned into a kiss.his long snake like tounge slipping into your mouth and fighting over with yours.

“Luci…” you whined out as he broke the kiss,he went down to his knees,pulling you closer to the edge of the desk by your thighs,pulling your skirt and panties down in a quick motion

“Darling?” He said,asking for your consent,his head already in between your parted thighs,his hands gripping the inside of your thighs,which he just loved to grab.you nodded your head and needless to say he didn’t waste any time,diving his head into your pussy,his long tongue making continuous circles

He went at this for what felt like hours,your body starting to shake.you use on of your hands and try to push his head back a bit,which he shakes of and keeps going at it,addicted with how you taste

“Fuck luci….think Im gonna-” you managed to get out,your breathing heavy as he just kept at it

“I know” he mumbled “please,for me…cum for me please… show me how good of a job I’ve done..”

His words could have made you cum right there and then,even without the context of what you two are doing,but those words and his mouth completely mumbled with your cunt on his lips

“Fuck I’m sorry….”

“Don’t be sorry…I love the way you taste…”

[uncertain3teeth]

what if the reason fizzarolli turned into a imp to a robot was like some accident and what if its caused my blitzo bc he CLEARLY envy's fizz abt talent and no one was laughing at his jokes [ go to my theory on my page at the top where a picture of baby blitzo looking down sad with the worm horse in his hand as the thumbnail to see a more in depth theory i have ] and like what if blitz was the cause of his accident bc he was just jealous of fizz and what if when they had to put fizz back together it was because people were going to see the circus prolly maybe for him so that what if they wanted to just use fizz to get money so thats why they put him back together bc they are using him for profit bc everyone was fascinated by him and THEEEEN thats when i think the hatered between fizz and blitz started and then maybe thats why he didnt be a clown anymore bc he maybe got kicked out for causing that accident or maybe nobody knew abt the accident but only fizz knew and thats why you can still see blitzo in the background so maybe nobody never knew that blitzo did it and then everyone saw that blitzo wasnt making them money so they put him in the back as the balloon person and have fizzarolli on the stage also what if when fizz got jacked up from the accident lucifer got involed bc i mean its loo loo land so its his park that he owns bc theres apples everywhere and what if lucifer saw fizz as a potential to like idk take his soul or just to control him bc when fizz is little he already sees himself superior to blitzo like remember in the season 2 ep 1 after blitzo tries to do his act he gets interrupted by fizz and he said "enough of horsing around" or something around that like i think lucifer would try and find people who have potential to work for him and to control them which i think is happening to blitzo also another theory i wonder why blitzo wants to have access to the human world so bad like in my head i was making up shit like "what if you die in hell you revive back to earth as your human self so like when the mom died what if that happened and he just wants to see his mother idk" LMAOKOA my theories may be off but its like 6:39 and im hella drained as fuck from shit so yeah my brain maybe jus no work but its just a though

[meandtheyeehaws]

MORE DUCKIES!! MOREEE

[hoothootarts]

i need these

[elisenel]

This prolly doesn't make sense but I couldn't stop thinking about fizzarozzie getting Lucifer's blessing 🐤✨

[caramel-cream50]

Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL

LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO

[pinkskittles02]

Shoutout to these goofy, depressed Hell Dads who are just trying their best-

And who love their daughters...

...More Than Anything. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[nobodydoeseverything]

If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!

Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.

[knightinink]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry-

[lapisdragon01]

I made something

[hyperfizationss]

Hii I luv ur work! can u do Lucifer with a fem s/o who is kinda ditzy-ish? Like, shes kinda stupid sometimes and asks Lucifer dumb questions, and to make it better, reader always wears pink? Like, EVERYTHING pink! Thx!

• being a bimbo overlord was definitely something,a lot of other overlords found it funny how you were able to stay in power before you and Lucifer were a thing

• needless to say once it happened no one was that surprised,Lucifer getting with a pretty little dumb thing after Lilith left wasn’t a big surprise

•but your relationship wasn’t completely like that,he actually thought you were quite charming and nice (which that man needs)

•someone ever piss you off?dont worry now there’s hundreds of tiny ducks in they’re house

•he treats you so well

• nicknames include: my love,my queen,my passion,mon amour (he speaks French),darling and the occasional my precious brat. But that’s only in the bedroom

•speaking of the bedroom…

•feels awful when he rips something off of you and you whine about genuinely liking it,he’ll buy you more of whatever he ripped tho,don’t worry

•if you pissed him off or made him jealous he’ll fuck you till your makeup starts coming off with tears of overstimulation

•loves to see mascara drip down your face in that state

•he never lets you top,you could be 6 feet taller than him and he still wouldn’t let it happen,it’s just a thing with him(you don’t mind it tho)

•he totally makes you sit on his lap whenever there’s an opportunity to sit,he doesn’t care if it’s not appropriate,your sitting right there in between his legs

•even tho you happen to be a ditsy,he treats you with total respect,even tho he is arguably much smarter than you

•but the one time you asked him what 6+7 was he stayed quite for a really long while (don’t feel bad I’m also an idiot)

•but also don’t feel the need to ask if he will buy you something.he will.don’t ask.just get the card

•also ya know that scene from modern family?

“I’m going in for a shower,you wanna join me?” You ask leaning against the door frame. Lucifer smirked, “Darling there’s a shotgun in the second drawer of my bedside table,if I ever say no to that I’m gonna need you to use it on me”

•you’ve made him wear a pink suit to go along with your color scheme (mostly pink)

• HI BARBIE!!!! Oh!hi Ken!

•need I say more

EVEN THO IT TOOK AWHILE I DO LIVE THIS REQUEST WITH ALL MY HEART

[meandtheyeehaws]

and these are just 3 of the 7 deadly duckies

[hoothootarts]

Nifty saw a bug and said EXTERMINATE

[sidsinning]

After taking peeks at Helluva Boss to see how the other sins are

Their leader is

You can really tell this man was born as an angel first and foremost 😭

[uselessalexis165]

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