#hazbin hotel show

[caramel-cream50]

Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL

LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO

[icequeenlila]

Find yourself a man who's willing to lay down in a puddle of vomit to cheer you up!💅✨

[demigoddessqueens]

Say sweetie again 😭❤️‍🔥

[mythbringer-mayhem]

GODDAMNIT

man, I was just scrolling and now I'm a goddamn Raidioapple shipper what the FUCK

Ok ok-

And now I'm going to elaborate just because.

I was expecting someone out there to ship Lucifer and Alastor the second I heard Hell's Greatest Dad. I mean- two people singing/arguing over being father figures? Sounds gay to me /pos. The internet sure does love it's enemies to lovers (me included. I'm hopless lmao.)

BUT. I have specifics for this ship.

I hate it when people just look at Alastor's aromanticism/asexuallity and just go "nah. I'm just gonna do it anyways." I used to headcanon Alastor as complete aroace in the sense that he just can't feel that way for someone (this is not meant to sound like "oh he can't love anyone :( he's incapable" I mean specifically a romantic/sexual relationship.) Then fucking short ass king of hell arrives, and Alastor just IMMEDIATELY chooses violence.

I didn't think much of that besides "oh that's a little interesting," and then I stumbled across Radioapple and had to take a double take. My brain needed to figure out how that would work, like how it would start, flourish, ineract, yadda yadda-

.....so now I consider Alastor Demiromantic-

(I'm still goddamn writing jeez-)

Read on if you like random people looking wayyyyyy too much into fictional characters.

Headcanon timeeeeeeeee

When Lucifer and Alastor first meet, Alastor is surprised Lucifer doesn't know who he is. Up to this point, everyone knows about the terrifying radio demon, so it must be a little weird for someone to be completely ignorant to his existence. Especially when that person should probably know the ins and outs of what's going on- ....because he's the fucking king of hell.

This is something new for Alastor. It made him curious. When you're curious, you try to learn more right? So, Alastor starts pushing Lucifer's buttons, seeing how he reacts. On Lucifer's end, Alastor's just being a smug asshole. However his true intentions are information on the esteemed oh-so-powerful king of hell. Maybe Alastor doesn't quite know where this fascination comes from, but regardless he wants to learn more. I can picture him progressively bothering Lucifer more and more (this is his unique way of getting to know him semi-discreetly)

As well as figuring out what ticks him off, Alastor would also probably passively learn things Lucifer likes. For instance, he finds out what Lucifer's favorite alcoholic drink is or something- bare with me- Let’s say Lucifer has a rough day, and it's very clear to everyone in the hotel. While he's frustrated in his own room, he hears a knock at the door. Answering it, he finds his aforementioned favorite drink. At this point, he wouldn't know who left it. But after a while, he'd be able to figure out it's Alastor through process of elimination. (This is inspired by a comic I saw! :))

Now we've got Alastor trying to discreetly be kind to Lucifer, and Lucifer is aware without his knowledge. And Lucifer would call him out for it lmao. Slowly, they'd start acting friendlier towards each other. It would take a long, long time though. The slowest slow burn of them all. They'd hang out more, do things, kick angel ass, have friendly banter, do stuff with Charlie. Untill Alastor finally realizes that he might have a crush on Lucifer. Though, I feel he'd take a while to fully figure that out, do some soul searching, maybe go to Rosie for advice.

Then they'd confess. Or they wouldn't lol. I can totally see them going on what is essentially a date, even though they just consider it "hanging out". It would be a quiet relationship. Something you'd miss if you aren't looking for it, but it is there. They both just need someone they can rest with in my opinion.

These ideas are probably sporadic and nonsensical- but I ✨️don't care✨️ I just needed to rant about the old timey deer man and the short depressed apple gremlin.

[holly-opal]

Angel dust: This is ridiculous! Husk doesn't have a crush on me!

Charlie: Yes he does.

Vaggie: Yes he does.

Alaska: Yes he does.

Nifty: Yes he does.

Cherri: Yes he does.

Sir Pencious: Yes he does.

The entirety of hell and heaven: Yes he does.

Husk: Yes I do.

[the-irreverend]

If I had to pick a favourite Alastor scene (and believe me, there are a lot!), it would be this scene that happens while Charlie is singing More Than Anything.

It's only a scene where he's just smiling, but it's the way he smiles (and the reason he does so) that makes this scene so special to me. It's not the usual smile that he uses to conceal his true intentions or to express sadistic glee toward his foes. He's smiling because he genuinely cares about Charlie and her goals and he's happy to support her.

We fixate so much on all the brutality and power that he demonstrates time and time again that we tend to forget that he is not unable or unwilling to have feelings toward others.

And just when I thought I couldn't love this character anymore.

[kalfui]

Him cracking his neck at every given chance is so relatable

[pearllikeme]

I tried draw this scene from pilot in vivzie style

(Also I posted this on my tiktok acc (iandeverything))

Why Alastor is so hard to draw (especially his smile)

[blamwham]

another oc commission for @charliesicedcoffee ❤️❤️ thank you love!!

[biohazardouslemon]

Hazbin Hotel OC

✉: This is my first post !! ^▿^

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[onecupofspiders-please]

Idk if this is like an unpopular opinion but

I like how they colored the pilot better. I know logically it would pretty impossible to keep up with, like the amount of budget and time it would take would be crazy, but it felt so much…warmer? Like idk. But I like it a lot better then in the show

[caramel-cream50]

[icequeenlila]

watching episode 5 of hazbin hotel. Idk anything yet, eyxcept that I LOVE Lucifer! OMG he is the cutest! The silliest! I. Love. That. Short. King.

(yes, I am prepared that he might turn out to be a dick, but rn he's making me squeak with cuteness overload)

[pepsiwithafry]

Y'all is it me or is alastor super corny in the show I cannot stand bro

[holly-opal]

Hazbin hotel episode 4 tiny rewrite

What if instead of them singing "Loser Baby" Husk gives Angel a hug, a nice simple hug to comfort Angel, the first physical act that wasn't sexual. And husk takes him to a restaurant to cheer him up and even gives him flowers. And at the end, Angel puts the flowers in a special little pot. Oh and Charlie beats the ever loving shit out of Valentino lol

[fanvoidkeith]

he is surely being taken care of up in heaven by emily as we speak

my snake sonnnnnnnnnn