#M&M

[tmntseparatedaucompetition]

and the universe said; lets cause problems on purpose - @ghostenluvs

Magic and Masks - @bucketofbugz // #m&m

[geekgirles]

Real-life footage of me after Sinsmas:

(Send help)

[theguywiththewhitespot]

There are some people out here who I genuinely don’t think will be able to handle 11 straight weeks of Evan Kelmp. Look what four episodes and a Christmas episode did to some of you. You’re ending 2024 on the news.

[summer-rubyleo]

Say what you want about the Hellaverse, but in an era where Disney is deathly allergic to romance, I appreciate how Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss unapologetically embrace musical numbers that add layers to these types of relationships (be it established or slow-burn).

Just wanted to drop these musical, hellish shower thoughts before Full Moon drops and tears our hearts to shreds...

[fullcravings]

Brown Butter M&M Cookies

[republicansaretheproblem]

[foldingfittedsheets]

My friend @supernovasolace has been sharing some stories from their partner G’s eating habits and each one is funnier than the last so I finally begged permission to write about it and they both agreed. His actual permission was: “I want you to make whatever art your heart desires. Get as weird with it as you want, give me a fever dream.” This man is so much funnier than I could ever be.

The first story shared with me was fairly innocuous. The couple likes to split up who gets the last crumblies in bags of treats. If they polish off a thing of chocolates one of them gets to tip the bag back and inhale the ghostly whispers of flavor left in the container.

But the item in question was one of those tubs of chocolate salted caramels from Costco.

“Can I finish this?” He asked.

“Go nuts,” they said.

It’s worth noting that N knew this was a terrible idea but it didn’t occur to them to warn him. They simply accepted that their partner wanted to take a face full of sea salt.

He threw back the container and was immediately assaulted get it with the massive granules of salt instead of the chocolate dust he’d been hoping for.

He coughed and choked while N started laughing hysterically and realized a moment too late that he didn’t think about the contents before tossing it back.

But today they shared another story. They were settled up in bed. He was making eye contact with N when he popped a catnip Greenie treat into his mouth. The horror, they informed me, was instantaneous.

“Worse than the caramel salt?” I asked.

“So much worse. Because he did this in a bizarre power play and committed way too hard to the bit.”

When I asked his motivation the sum of it was that he’d been compelled by forces outside his control. He simply obeyed the exhortations of his soul. As a result he stared into his partners soul as tears and regret filled his eyes with each crunch.

The best thing though was that apparently one day N came home to find G in the workshop. He was crouched over an array of M&M’s like a mad scientist, X-acto knife in hand. But he only had green and yellow on his operating table. He was carefully cutting each color in half and sticking yellow to green in a freakish Frankenstein of green and yellow candy coating.

According to N it was a not insignificant number of candies that had been surgically spliced together, an assembly line of confectionary madness.

When they asked what he was doing he informed them he was, “Making Sprite flavor.”

[jubileemon]

When Millie reveals that she's pregnant, she's unsure of what to do and hasn't even told Moxxie. While it could be pre-birth jitters many women have when they first learn they're pregnant, she might have more to fear.

Her and Moxxie's line of work is a very dangerous one. There's no guarantee that they can survive every mission they get, leaving their kid a potential orphan should Millie choose to give birth. But I.M.P has many enemies in Hell who're out for their blood, be it Striker, Crimson and of course Andrealphus, whose ass they kicked literally just hours prior. Millie has more to be worried about outside the typical pregnancy fears.

[elleapdraws]

M&M's turn! mb i'll do some more~ 💘

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Blitzo: “And we don’t get rid of family.”

Moxxie: “We aren’t a family, Sir.”

…

[divine-draws]

cookin up gf au that i'm calling forgotten falls for now. tldr; stan and ford BOTH fall into the portal and now 36 years later mabel and mason go sleuthing... up next Stan and Ford!!

+ bonus version without their glasses

[phlurrii]

What if Meau was around in the Detective Pikachu world and Howard fused the humans with their Pokemon, would she kill them all or would she help Pikachu and Tim reverse it and then blast Howard to nothingness?

Not her monkeys, not her circus, but she is very concerned nonetheless.

Featuring @mewtwoandme grumpy ol’ Jeo!

[karaviav]

easter only means one thing (obligatory master and margarita posting)

[sillysaurus]

BAB candy blizzard bear

[drama-glob]

I just love how Stolas looks so worried/scared as Moxxie and Millie fight. He is genuinely concerned/off-putted by all the violence and his pupils turning into pinpricks further showcases that. ;) Stolas certainly embodied Wrath later though when he took on Andrealphus (and rightfully so because that icy peacock deserved it and so much more ;) ).

I took the screenshot to capture Stolas's horrified expression, Moxxie's cute, happy one and the fact Blitz is sticking out his tongue just like Fizz, which is adorable; plus, Blitz calling his team "Chuckle-f*cks" cracks me up so hard. XD XD XD