#MAN WHAT

[marnorourastar]

Tw blood

Man what the heckkkkk, he's just a silly man

[2022dirt]

Bite marks on these fake apples from IKEA.

[ghoulbats]

saw ur tags and omg michael getting jacked again he looks so good¡¡

i just feel like everyone deserves to see this picture of the king, icon, legend that is mikey jay

beCAUSE WHAT THE FUCK

[oleandy]

DIGITAL EXTREMES FUCKING PUT OUT THE HETEROSEXUAL UPDATE DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!???

[wifelepsy]

also second struggle: what the fuck happened to the majority of my moots????

[fort-cozy-mcblanket]

If Sheldon grew up part of gen alpha instead, I think he would be the snottiest, i-pad is crusty, cheeto fingers, crybaby, tongue-out coughing, full tantrum when his i-pad dies, hits his i-pad screen when he loses a game, shaving his head as soon as he finds scissors, eating random shit off the ground, grossest kid anyone's ever seen. Please tell me you see this vision I'm having

Is this what gen alpha is currently doing right now? I don't keep track of the youths. 😭

Anyway, I will agree with the tantrum when his iPad dies part, but the rest of this?????

[royaldoge7370]

@pinkyellowblue

[unhingedlesbear]

Idk if I'm proud or horrified of what I have brought to the community with my du'mark propaganda.

😔🙁🙁🙁the FIRST one was wild but I'll take it over whatever tf the second one is

[sputnikodin]

will never forget when a coworker and i were talking about spirituality (i'm an atheist they're a world spirit "the universe consciously loves me" type) and i mentioned that i occasionally envy the comfort people find in religion/wish that i could do the same and they were like "why don't you" to which i said well i don't believe in any of that stuff to which THEY said "you mean you can't choose to believe in things just because you want to?"

[cupcraft]

Don't feel like I need to explain why justifying creepy flirting with "what if they were drunk" is bad and ti say "oh that's not what he meant it was about rizz and how flirting lowers your flirting ability" is a really bad reach

[tariah23]

Now I got Zionists talking about the hostages on anonymous at me

[p0rkbun]

I don't know what to think of the news of melissa being dropped from scream 7, i pray to god that this stupid shit is fake.

Oh yeah let me fire a celeb because they don't want innocent children to die, such a controversial thing!!

[ghostorbz]

Why is there a goldfish in his cup

[jaxfromthatcircus]

Jax, dogs are just... nature's rabbits!

"Yea, just like I'm the lemon that life gave you, it's just simple as that!"

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

all white men should be taken to detention where they learn basic language pronounciation

[mememan93]

Wait does memory #4 imply that zelda gets her sealing powers from... her zonai lineage and not like. Hylia or the triforce or...