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emiplayzmc · 2 years

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HE'S JUST STANDING THERE...

MENACINGLY

#i nearly got a heart attack seeing this guy standing on top of the hills #WHY DOES HE JUST STAND THERE SO CREEPILY #MANS IS JUST A LIGHT POST #I WAS DOING A HALLOWEEN LIVESTREAM AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TENSE IN A VIDEO GAME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE #slender the arrival #slender: the arrival #slenderman #creepypasta slenderman #creepypasta slender the arrival #creepypasta game #slenderman game #slenderman creepypasta #creepypasta

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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badolmen · 1 year

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

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monakisu · 5 months

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lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

#the vibes im envisioning are Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her but theres no man to kill each other over #just their libidos i guess #SORRY but i chopped off L’s hair because as someone with buttcheek-long hair i find it a NIGHTMARE dealing with this shit #stray hair everywhere like im a goddamn husky #only light would have the patience and vanity to take care of absurdly long locks #and i know L’s shirt looks sorta form-fitting but thats just me failing as an artist. it’s baggy. trust 🙏#美迪 archive #💡princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#lawlight #l月 #light yagami #L #death note #art #artists on tumblr #画画 #涂鸦

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aria-greenhoodie · 11 days

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 4 months

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alex turner + staying hydrated

#this has been sitting in my drafts FOREVER and i think it deserves to see the light of day #my personal favourite is the top left #he looks like a little woodland creature 🥺#and he’s just an absolute menace with that coffee in the centre one #god i love him so much #silly little man 💗#alex turner #arctic monkeys #tlsp #my gifs #lulu posts

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months

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world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought!#he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up'#he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

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icewindandboringhorror · 7 months

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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

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mossy-rot · 4 months

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death note really is just like watching the worst polyam couple you've ever met

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alonolaart · 5 months

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MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Something's amiss. The light beams bend around his face and scatter in a thousand directions. It seems the laws of physics do not apply here. They are suspended, distorted, an echo."

Number 4 in my series of Disco Elysium patches 🪡

#my art #disco elysium fanart #disco elysium #mega rich light bending guy #patches #embroidery #textile arts #sewing #video game fanart #surprise im not dead #i just havent made art in like. a year. due to i moved across the country and blew up my life #stabilizing again tho #ive actually had this done for a while but forgot to post #i have no idea what to do with these patches btw. i have conceptualization on my jean jacket #crab man was for my partner. and shivers is just. sitting in my desk bc i dont know what to do with it #this one too #if i sold them tho it would be stupid expensive bc of labor and no one would buy bc of the price tag #meh. what can you do

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milimeters-morales · 10 months

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ATSV Miles: i only recently learned to use my palms to amplify my venom-

Comic Miles about to summon a venom-saber, send out concentrated energy beams, throw lightning balls, and just generally fuck around: hola mi nombre es Spider-Man y esto es Jackass 💯⚡️💥💥🔥🔥

#and ps5 miles over here: im bringing people back from the dead and then doing my college prep work #i love the idea of comic miles having all these powers (i can’t remember if the lighting balls are canon) and just busting them out+#at random times #he’s living in an episode of Jackass and hating/loving every second. isn’t he literally fighting vampires with the saber rn?#miles morales #spiderman #spider man #m&m posts

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yardsards · 2 months

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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

#eliot posts #the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving #but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair #and i was like yeah i mean i used to #also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave #but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body #but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge #but on the inside i was just like #*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic #i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good #i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman #the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady #it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it

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boxinthecorneroftheroom · 1 month

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Me: watching Tower of god for the plot

The plot:

#okay I just love this man #khun aguero agnis #he's like a perfect mix of howl and light yagami #I'm obsessed with tower of god honestly #this is a lowkey khunbaam post #because he obviously is in love with baam #tower of god #khunbaam

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chialattea · 3 months

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(leans into the mic) my ideal team 7 dynamic is one where Uchiha Sasuke, former terrorist who has tried to kill his teammates multiple times and was such an edgelord he likely practiced his one-liners in front of a mirror ends up, somehow, being the voice of reason on his team.

#chia rambles #naruto #thinking of Mr there is a man I have to kill going uh. lets not do that #meanwhile Naruto and sakura supposedly less unhinged shinobi going ok wouldn’t it be funny if…#unhinged naruto unhinged sakura and just as unhinged but slightly more logical sasuke my beloved #let!! sakura!! be!! the chaotic creature she yearns to be!#kakashi’s like sakura my favorite student the light of my eyes. what are you doing with that chair #sakura: :))))#kakashi: please don’t #i want to see these three just. fucking around post canon #(boruto doesn’t exist sorry)#bullying kakashi and strolling through the nations as these unstoppable forces of nature #team 7 naruto #team 7 #narusasusaku #kinda. because one thing about me is I’ll always ship them TOGETHER #do NOT separate

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sreedraws · 1 year

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#miraculous #ml #miraculous ladybug #love square #ml fanart #adrinette #adrienette #adrienette fanart #adrienette art #mlb #my art #the way you can never tell how im going to color based on the last post 😭😭#i just like lighting man idk #designnette

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letsbesharkfriends · 7 days

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woooo I'm back from Tumblr jail! my previous posts are still hidden from the tags which is sad, but at least I'm here now. thank you to everyone who has been so kind and supportive during that time <3

to celebrate here's a screenshot of Luke looking so beautiful I took physical damage seeing it

#this is just what he looks like under the stage light. like WHAT #he's sparkling?? glowing?? radiating??#I'm so normal about it I swear #*faints and falls to the floor*#shoot from the hip #sfth #shootimpro #luke manning #sfth luke #own post

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