#MATE.

[sentientbnwblob]

Tassel Exchange ✨️

(Cross Post on TWT)

[tallymali]

cant believe how much i let the guy who changed his standards every 5 minutes make me feel bad for asking for clarification on how he feels. “why do you need so much reassurance” motherfucker i didnt need you to reassure me i needed you to make a straight point ever

[sebastianjp]

Los Nadies

Sueñan las pulgas con comprarse un perro y sueñan los nadies con salir de pobres, que algún mágico día llueva de pronto la buena suerte, que llueva a cántaros la buena suerte; pero la buena suerte no llueve ayer, ni hoy, ni mañana, ni nunca, ni en lloviznita cae del cielo la buena suerte, por mucho que los nadies la llamen y aunque les pique la mano izquierda, o se levanten con el pie derecho, o empiecen el año cambiando de escoba.
Los nadies : los hijos de nadie, los dueños de nada.
Los nadies : los ningunos, los ninguneados, corriendo la Liebre, muriendo la vida, jodidos, rejodidos:
Que no son, aunque sean.
Que no hablan idiomas, sino dialectos.
Que no hacen arte, sino artesanía.
Que no practican cultura, sino folklore.
Que no son seres humanos, sino recursos humanos.
Que no tienen cara, sino brazos.
Que no tienen nombre, sino número.
Que no figuran en la historia universal, sino en la crónica Roja de la prensa local.
Los nadies, que cuestan menos que la bala que los mata.

-Eduardo Galeano

[charliecuntcicle]

“i always knew i could take you two”

hal....hal buddy maybe you wanna phrase that a little differently?

[enlighten3d]

chapter 503 of orv has emotionally damaged me. i am so not ready for the epilogue, holy shit.

[evilromero]

for a second there it looked like all the attackers were in defence and the defenders were in attack

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Angel/Demon Mating Dance (all the turtleneck madness drove me to... whatever this is. Enjoy.)

(yes, it is inspired by this:)

[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

Three months ago me: Hmmmm I should totally make a bunch of edits of F1 drivers being cool to 'YES MOM' and use them as an excuse to learn AfterEffects. Three months ago me: *Proceeds to do nothing about it despite thinking about it constantly* Five hours ago me: You know what? I should totally do that 'YES MOM' edit for Lewis now. *Downloads two five minute long scene packs of Lewis*

Current me, splicing every separate clip in Premiere Pro because AfterEffects doesn't make sense: it's ok it's ok it's ok it'll all be over soon

(I am less than 2 minutes through the first pack. Please send help.)

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

[miraluking-respectfully]

MEAN TO HIM!!!

[ystrike1]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[skapediem]

saw spiderverse twice today and pavitr prabhakar did you know that you are EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[freuleinanna]

no but you do not understand we collectively spent YEARS heartbroken over donna! and doctor never ever got over losing her! and now they are together, and they have chosen each other for family, and donna's family has warmth enough for him, and they are happy and having dinners, and 14th is casually sneaking his niece away on adventure while making sure not to tell donna because she would obliterate him and IT'S OKAY THEY'RE CHOSEN SIBLINGS IT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO.

listen. LISTEN.

donna's every day was taken away from her.

the doctor has been running every day ever since.

and now they get to spend time together. not a brief trip in a tardis. not a reunion before parting forever. but every. day. every day, one after the other. and they are finally home.

[thetisming]

my one broadway &j criticism. best bro. what happened to mate. what did you do. thats Benvolio, Romeo's best MATE. that's not his bro. they're mates. british. australian. americans why do you do this. what happened to mates