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[stayskrunchyinmilk]

Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 547: Asshole Fan Fiction

We recount our experiences with Northeast Ohio’s recent storms and power outages. Cleveland business owner Bobby George is a real POS but he doesn’t have anything to do with local cannabis dispensary RISE, we discuss. That of course leads to us discussing our experiences with recreational cannabis sales here in the Buckeye State. Ant brings us up to date on his life’s adventures followed up by Tee doing the same before we head to the mean streets of Reddit and the sub-Reddit Am I The Asshole to see who is or is not an asshole. We then share our entertainment choices of the week. SPOILERS for the film Trap from 1:57:00-2:05:00. And that was this week’s ep. We hope you enjoyed it. Let’s do it again next time.

Thanks,

Team SKiM

Alternative Title – Disposable Cum Dumpsters

Links

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Reddit

AITA for telling my sister she isn’t the type of person I want my daughters to look up to

AITA for not telling my friend I'm a guy?

AITA For telling my wife her sister is about to ruin 2 marriages

[elumen]

Armadilha (2024) A história segue Cooper e sua filha adolescente, que vão a um show de música pop da famosa cantora Lady Raven. O que deveria ser uma noite de diversão rapidamente se transforma em um pesadelo quando Cooper percebe a presença de um grande número de policiais no local. Logo, ele descobre que estão no meio de uma operação policial para capturar um serial killer conhecido como “The Butcher” (O Açougueiro), que está à solta no evento.

[andrepitz]

Shyamalan macht, was Shyamalan eben so macht 🤷‍♂️ https://andrepitz.de/2024/09/01/gesehen-trap-2024/

[fabioemme78]

[captainarod2016universe]

...WOW!!! 👏👍💔 @servantofficial #Servant Series Finale. What an emotional twist ending. 😭Thanks for the four wonderful seasons, @mnight #MNightShyamalan and @appletv + #AppleTV +!!! 💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5ur3vu4m2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tallyspaiva]

Sinopse: "Durante as férias em uma cabana remota, uma jovem e seus pais são feitos reféns por quatro estranhos armados que exigem que a família faça uma escolha impensável para evitar o apocalipse." Dirigido por M. Night Shyamalan Roteiro de M. Night Shyamalan, Steve Desmond, Michael Sherman Produzido por M. Night Shyamalan, Marc Bienstock, Ashwin Rajan Estrelando: Dave Bautista Jonathan Groff Ben Aldridge Nikki Amuka-Bird Kristen Cui Abby Quinn Rupert Grint Gênero: Mistério / Suspense / Drama Baseado em A Cabana do Fim do Mundo de Paul G. Tremblay País: Estados Unidos Linguagem: Inglês 🎥 Companhias Produtoras: Universal Pictures / Blinding Edge Pictures / FilmNation Entertainment / Wishmore Entertainment 🎬 Distribuído por Universal Pictures 🎞 Tempo de execução do Filme: 1h 40m 📅 Data de lançamento: 2 de fevereiro de 2023 (Brasil) ⚠️Classificação Indicativa: 🚫 14 Anos 🚫 Classificação: R (Violência e Linguagem) 🟡IMDb: 6,1 / 10 🧑🏻‍💻Eu: ⭐️ ( 1/5 | 2 ) 🍅Rotten Tomatoes: 67% de Aprovação 🍅 📝Consenso dos Críticos📝 "Embora muitas vezes seja menos do que assustador e partes da história não suportem o escrutínio, Knock at the Cabin é um resfriador instigante e um Shyamalan de nível superior." #knockatthecabin #knockatthecabinmovie #batemaportafilme #batemaporta #mnightshyamalan #davebaustista #benaldridge #thriller #thrillerpisicológico #misterio #suspensepsicológico #suspense #Drama #universalpictures (em Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp1t_PvOEb2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[davidosu87]

This is a movie that I was intrigued to check out due to M. Night Shyamalan. I didn't realize until sitting down to view this that it was based off a novel. I've not read it, but it is now high on my list. This has elements that work for me. The acting is good and made me question throughout if this group of four are telling the truth or not. What did you think about this? Review: https://horrorreview.webnode.page/news/knock-at-the-cabin/ #knockatthecabin @knockatthecabin #mnightshyamalan @mnight #basedon #novel #paultremblay @paulgtremblay #ritual #religion #cult #horror #horrormovie #horrormovies #horrorfilm #horrorfilms #horrorfan #horrorfans #horrorreview #horrorreviews #horrorreviewer #filmreview #filmreviews #filmreviewer #nothorror #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #hashtag https://www.instagram.com/p/Co45za1OjTC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[praphit]

A Knock at the Cabin and a Giggle in the Bush.

To truly live your best life, and to show your family that you love them, at some point, you've got to head to a cabin for family vacation. Tons of stories involving cabins show us how fun it can be:

"Cabin in the Woods" "Friday the 13th" "Evil Dead" "The Strangers"

We all need to treat ourselves, and our families, and go, right??

Even if you don't like your family. You could go alone ("Secret Window" is an excellent tale about what could happen when one does that). You could take your other family; your "hush family". I won’t tell.

I can picture myself out at a cabin....

 aaaah, that's nice.

All of sudden, there's a knock at the door. I open it - 

It's M.Night!

I want to rip him for certain movies like "The Happening" of which I'll never forgive him for, but I wouldn't do that (to his face). We brown people need to stick together. I might simply say "Hi M.Night. It's weird that you're out here. I'm not in the middle of some bullshit story that some might say (not me:) you never totally think through, am I? He replies with giggles and runs off into the bushes. I shut the door.

There's another knock - 

Hey, it's Dave Bautista! I loved you as Drax. Say something silly!

Dave replies: "Do you know Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?"

That's more random than it is silly, but yeah, JC and I are good. I shut the door (quickly).

Then, yet another knock at the door.

Dammit! "What?!" 

It's Dave Bautista AGAIN, and he brought friends (Abby Quinn, Nikki Amuka-Bird, and Rupert Grint) . His friends break-in, knock me out, and when I wake up, I'm tied-up, and they're babbling something about the apocalypse. 

"*sigh* Motherbleeping M.Night." He's giggling in the bushes outside.

That's what happens to this family here. 

Eric, Andrew, and Wen. get tied-up and told by Dave, that one of the members of their family must die in order to prevent the end of thr world as we know it. A simple plot. A crazy plot, but a simple one. I like simple. This family not only has to choose someone, but they must also do the killing themselves.If that were to happen to us, I can imagine most people looking around the room for the grandparents (similiarly to how some thought about Covid :) But, then you’d have to bash granny’s head in yourself. In this case, do you take out one of the dad’s or a cute lil kid?

That's a lot to chew on. They're obviously going to need a few more dialogues about this matter.

Most of the discourse takes place in one room. My first reaction to this scenario was "This is a horrible pitch."

Although I don't recall Dave and the gang ever saying that God is commanding all of this, most will come to that conclusion ( and that's fair, I guess). They just keep saying that they all had visions. Speaking of God - there are some bible stories that have horrible pitches in them as well, so I guess it fits.

Moses was sent by God to Pharoah (we all know that story). Pharoah could have destroyed Moses with the snap of his fingers, and yet God sent him to make demands of Pharoah, armed with only a stick. And Moses still went through with it, so maybe... Of course, I imagine God to be a smooth orator; kinda like if you could combine the vocal powers of Obama, Morgan Freeman, and Adele. But, who knows what any of us would do??

This whole... "challenge", we'll call it, adds to an intense movie, as does Dave Bautista's acting. 

I'll say that again - Dave Bautista's acting (in a serious role) had a net positive effect. In fact, his acting carried the movie. I'm not saying he's ready to win any Oscars, but... let's see The Rock pull off some legit acting. Dave's buddies were also good at keeping up the cinematic tension.

The nurse (Nikki). The cook (Abby). The bigot (Rupert). Abby Quinn was second in acting only to Dave. She came off as very sincere. None of them wanted to be doing this to the family. They were all very polite. But, at the end of the day (and remember this, kids), good manners don't negate murder.

M. Night had me, man! I was concerned about the family. I didn't know what to make of Bautista & company, but Abby def had me feeling some sympathy for her, and I was intrigued. Are they crazy? Are they delusional? or is this all real? We do find out which one of these three theories is correct, annnnnnd THAT'S when M.Night lost me.

What happens just doesn't compute. M.Night gives you the (WHAT?), but he forgot about the (WHY?). In retrospect, none of these theories make much sense without a solid motive:

The four intruders are too normal to be crazy in this one act. Sooooo, if they're not crazy, then why are they doing this? “VISIONS!” is insufficient. 

You can fight delusion with a few thoughtful questions and the means to answer those questions. There's a point in the movie when Dave is showing the family the tribulations brought upon the world by their inaction. He does this by showing them the news ( which I also have some issues with), and then, one of the family members asks a very good question. They ask good questions throughout, and are never met with good answers. Sometimes, Dave just walks out of the room in response. I'm like "Yeah, that's a REALLY good question. Dave, get yo ass back in here and answer it!" Dave looks at them as to say "Hey, it's not in script, buddy."

And if it's God (or whatever force) - why? You're telling me that God chose this random family, of a gay couple (not a good look, God :)

to kill one of their own, and if they comply, He'll stop killing all of these other people around the world?" Why?! At least attempt a WHY! God took a day off, and was bored, so He did this... sure, works for me. Some sort of WHY!

No matter how you shake it, we need a WHY! Bleepin , M. Night! He twisted us again!

Most of the movie was good though. There's just so much more they could have done here with suspense, story, and even cgi. A good idea though. As always, not thought out very well. However, It'll have you thinking through some things; especially considering the state of the world in which we're actually living. And plus we’ve all got a new game to play - “Which one of us has to go?” Dave Bautista could knock on your door at any moment. 

Grade: C+

What is this power that M.Night has over me? If he were to come out with another movie this year, I'd vigorously rush to see it. In my mind, thinking, perhaps he'll recapture the magic of that ONE great movie he made (and we all know the ONE). And he never will. I'll just keep giving him my money, and he'll keep laughing at me from the bushes.

*smh* Bleepin, M.Night.

[outnowpodcast]

Out Now 521: @KnockAtTheCabin with guest @jcknapier2! (Link in the bio.) #knockatthecabin #mnightshyamalan #davebautista #jonathangroff #rupertgrint #horror #film #podcast #podcaster #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #outnowwithaaronandabe https://www.instagram.com/p/Cod_7Uxr521/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[regentstreetcinema]

Coming up this Sunday, we've got a special closed captioned screening of Knock At The Cabin.

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[tentpoletrauma]

Happy Wednesday! Our latest episode is a Tentpole Triumph and it covers The Sixth Sense! 👻Triumph episodes are only available for our Patron supporters — want access to these and more? Join us! 🧟‍♀️link is in our profile. Thanks so much for your support!🎪🏆❤️🙏 #podcast #bonus #patrons #patreoncreator #patreon #episode #bonus #thesixthsense #mnightshyamalan #horror #90s #knockatthecabin #thriller #brucewillis #haleyjoelosment https://www.instagram.com/p/CoIN92mOR5O/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[twotrey23]

#movie screening tonight... #KnockAtTheCabin @knockatthecabin . #DaveBautista @davebautista #RupertGrint @rupertgrint #JonathanGroff #BenAldridge @benjaminaldridge #NikkiAmukaBird #KristenCui @kristencui_acts #AbbyQuinn @abbyquinnya #MNightShyamalan @mnight #film #cinema #movies #films (at The Grove) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoGhoYPJ5Zp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[spookyreader23]

New Year, new books for 2023. The books I read in January were "The New Year's Party" by R.L. Stine @rl_stine1, "How To Sell a Haunted House" by Grady Hendrix @gradyhendrix, and "The Cabin at the End of the World" by Paul Tremblay. Out of these three books "How To Sell a Haunted House" was my favorite and already a top contender for my favorite book of the year. Although I wasn't too impressed with "The Cabin at the End of the World" I am still looking forward to seeing the movie Knock At the Cabin this week. And lastly my collection of 90's horror books by R.L. Stine continues to grow and this one fit the New Year's theme. #BooksOfInstagram #BookNerd #BookClub #Books #BookLover #BookCollector #BookWorm #Horror #HorrorBooks #Horrorstagram #FearStreet #SuperChiller #RLStine #TheNewYearsParty #TheCabinAtTheEndOfTheWorld #KnockAtTheCabin #MNightShyamalan #PaulTremblay #HowToSellAHauntedHouse #GradyHendrix #HappyNerd https://www.instagram.com/p/CoGf55MOPyu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[andrepitz]

Der Twist dieses Films ist eine DER popkulturellen Säulen meiner Alterskohorte – und ich hatte ihn bisher noch nie gesehen. https://andrepitz.de/2024/08/19/gesehen-the-sixth-sense-1999/

[john-mulligan]

. . Knock at the Cabin Advance Screening! . Was alright… but I am a sucker for M. Night #knockatthecabin #knockstthecabinfilm #mnightshyamalan #alamodrafthouse #alamodrafthouseyonkers #alamoyonkers #alamodrafthouseyonkersmulligan (at Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn3PE0GMewV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[libraryofthephantasmagoira]

The Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Trembly A couple Eric and Andrew take their 7 year-old adopted daughter Wren on a holiday at an isolated cabin. One day, a man called Leonard turns up with three other companions. Eric, Wren and Andrew are taken hostage and faced with a seemingly impossible choice. This is a great stripped down tense read, which does not take easy ways out and keeps you turning the pages. While a film version of this called ‘Knock at the Cabin’ directed and co-adapted by M. Night Shyamalan is coming out in 2023, I hope that it is able to match the characterisation, tension and ambiguity in this novel. Really recommend reading it.