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I posted 4,968 times in 2022

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I tagged 3,501 of my posts in 2022

Only 30% of my posts had no tags

#ace attorney - 348 posts

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#tatort - 41 posts

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#.................... sorry luka i dont know what pathway in my brain immediately concluded you meant the latin word 'res' 😭 but to be faiir

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

cinematic parallels

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#2

I'm gonna kill them

1,312 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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[vizziefizzie]

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Ethan Headcanons!!!

AKA: watch me dissect and yell about this 11-year-old in a needlessly long and unprofessional post because I'm deranged. (Yes, i do this to my favorite characters in my free time).

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General stuff:

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He/him pronouns (they/them is fine with friends... especially since he's still figuring out what sounds good to him)

Demipanromantic who feels strong aesthetic and physical attractions

(Fuck the mbti (unreliable and generalizing) so im using the big 5 (slay)) Sxx|A|i (highly social, average emotional stability and organization, HIGH agreeableness, mildly inquisitive.) (Also, side note, i usually hate categorizing people into specific personalities so please don't treat this like some holy text!!)

He does suffer from anxiety and stress over people, relationships, and everyone's wellbeing. He just wants everything and everyone to be okay!

He has ADHD

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Family:

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His dad died when he was young, but he doesn't know the details of his death

He has an older brother! But he's gone for college. Whenever he comes home, Ethan wants all the details!

His mom taught him how to make simple meals, so he knows how to cook and bake... but don't ask him what equipment he's using and don't ask for a grand meal (he will burn the house down)

He also has an uncle!!! Remember Ralph?? (I'm 99.9% sure that they're related based on the calls on the Pokégear.) He learned everything about fishing from him. Also, Ralph comes from his dad's side of the family.

Adventure and a love for the outdoors RUNS in that side of the family. And while Ethan's mom doesn't go out much, she very much enjoys hikes, and she met his dad on one!

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Friends:

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Kris was there with him in his early childhood, but she and her family moved to goldenrod. The two were close despite Kris' quiet nature.

He trusts Lyra and Kris with his life!

He has a penpal! (Spoiler, it's Dawn!)

His friends always bring out his hyper side!! He's perfectly comfortable being himself around them.

Silver.... he just wishes he could see him more without feeling... out of place? (He can tell that Silver doesn't exactly want him around, especially while he's training)

Every day, he scrolls through his contacts and gives everyone a call just to say hi!

Lyra moved in shortly after Kris left, and she quickly became Ethan's friend. The two act like hyperactive twins if anything else, and they often get the "Are you two related?" question.

Their parents get along too!! They bond over missing their old partners... though, Lyra's father just divorced.

Which, Lyra and Ethan cope together too! However, Ethan isn't as open about it.

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Mental health things:

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Speaking of!!! Ethan really does NOT know how to communicate his problems or insecurities to people. He's either silent and internal about it or screaming at the top of his lungs and having an emotional meltdown.

He has too much oxytocin.... people who know about stress hormones know exactly what I'm talking about (in short, it's craving support and physical contact to help relieve stress responses).

He's DEFINITELY an extrovert (not bc he's loud. No. People genuinely motivate him and he loves to just talk)... but some of his "cheerfulness" and giggling comes from a well of anxiety. He will laugh at anything, not bc he genuinely finds it funny (if he's genuinely laughing, it's non-stop wheezing and snorting between outbursts).

He has a "everything is okay!" attitude... especially around strangers. Sometimes it's good! Other times.... yeah, it's toxic positivity!!

He doesn't want people to stress about what he's stressed about! (So, he's anxious about his anxiety)

But on a side note, his mental health is usually great! But there are times when he's just not.

He often turns to exploring, helping others, and comfort foods whenever he's stressed... this happened a lot at the end of his journey and when he was champion (which was NOT a great time. But i want to make smth for that later.)

This kid suffers compassion fatigue from time to time!!! Especially when he's helping multiple strangers!! His friends are usually good about not asking for a bunch of stuff from him

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Behaviors!!:

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Remember the ADHD thing? Yeah, he stims.

Arm flaps, snapping (he has something good that he wants to say), wiggling, shifting (anxiously waiting (either positive or negative)), nail biting (he's concentrating), etc

He also has vocal ones like squeaking or speaking in a high (and quiet) voice like "woo!" or anything like that! He also loves to hum (not as much as Lyra though)

Also, he can't sit still in a chair... it's a short person with ADHD thing (im projecting SHHHH!!!) (Also we are the same height I HATE IT HERE (<- 7 years older than him))

[Patrick star voice] TOUCH

He uses tactile toys because he can't keep his hands to himself and he loves them!!

He loves to hug!!! Hugs!!!

Sometimes he can't shut up while other times he's uncharacteristically quiet.... it's usually because he's just observing other people or his head is in the clouds.

Maladaptive daydreaming goes BRRRRR!!!!

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Side things:

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He has a VERY messy room despite how prepared and organized he usually is for everything else. (Sometimes, his room is so cluttered, he needs Silver or Kris (the only organized people he knows) to help him get out and make it less of a hazard).

He loves sour and spicy things (sweet too.... but he needs that tart flavor with it)

He loves flowery scents but fruity ones overstimulate him

He hates grainy and stringy foods. He HATES oranges (but not the juice)

He is not a gamer. He SUCKS at them!! But, he's great with casual games like Animal Crossing (stress free!!)

On quiet days, he's usually sitting outside enjoying the breeze

He has suffered humiliation due to how gullible he is! But that was earlier on his journey, he's smarter now!

A lot of his team provides emotional support!!! More on that in a future post!

He can play the guitar!! Camp songs!! And calloused hands...

He sucks at reading!!! And he often needs to read aloud.

[UUhh I might add more!!!]

[moo-moo-meadows]

I posted 7,126 times in 2022

546 posts created (8%)

6,580 posts reblogged (92%)

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@electracraft

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I tagged 5,146 of my posts in 2022

Only 28% of my posts had no tags

#rb.art - 3,859 posts

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#personal.tag - 125 posts

#not mcyt - 124 posts

#rb.clips - 85 posts

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#mm.lbs - 36 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i’m not calling anyone here out especially bc i really see myself in dnf’s relationship and wilbur and tommy’s just with like. the unbridled

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

do you have links for the poems you mentioned in the tags of that one post? tried to look them up but couldnt find :(

oh yes absolutely! the OCD poem is actually a piece of slam poetry by neil hilborn it’s probably my favorite piece of spoken art out there.

here is the “you’re in the car with a beautiful boy” poem which is one part (part 24) of Richard Siken’s “you are jeff” poem (im not sure if it’s a compilation of poetry?) it’s quite famous cause it’s used in quite a few fanfictions. kinda just a staple for the gays.

here is not a girl by ashe vernon which is the “all that rage is so ugly and god isn’t it mine” which i paraphrased POORLY by the way.

and finally this is the “you are not allowed to save him” poem! which, i just realized has the same author as the “please let him be happy” poem which is one of my favorites as well

29 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

#4

i didn’t realize the “im getting too comfortable in my own skin again” song was an actual song and not some unreleased snippet and just listened to the full thing and now i’m crying

37 notes - Posted March 19, 2022

#3

Ranboo’s getting kicked out of the dsmp after this one that’s why he’s wheezing

93 notes - Posted July 9, 2022

#2

it doesn’t feel real that we know his face now

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My #1 post of 2022

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[chibitabathasloves]

I posted 5,783 times in 2022

That's 1,915 more posts than 2021!

31 posts created (1%)

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I tagged 1,481 of my posts in 2022

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#hannibal - 24 posts

#sour notes - 19 posts

#wheezing - 12 posts

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#lmao - 10 posts

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#yeah - 8 posts

#im in this post and i dont like it - 8 posts

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#and we have a regularish conversation where they ask yes or no questions about the person following me. and ask where i am periodically

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I'm sure some of you have maybe noticed my inactivity. Today marks day 4 of no power and I am trying to conserve my data on my phone for things like the news and such. I'm okay, everyone i live with is okay. The thunderstorm that ripped through the city took out over 100,000 peoples power and its going to take time to get it back. I'll be back to clog your dashes then. Love you all! 💚💖

6 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#4

For those of you who are waiting for an update for Let Us Waltz From the Dead: I'm sorry. I caught the rona and I am trying to take it easy. I don't have a teaser or anything for you all in the meantime. But! If you have any questions fire them at me and I will do my best to answer them

6 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#3

I have been at FanExpo Canada for the last 4 days. It has been an experience. Lots of fun stuff, lots of cool events and panels. But most importantly, I found Hannibal Pins in artist's alley.

They have so many more pins, and I am so excited to get more when I get more money!

7 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

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Trick or Treating with Trouble

Happy secret friend day to my secret friend @ghostarwarriors I hope you like this little Halloween themed fic. We got Sportarobbie, we got the kids trick or treating, we got wholesome feelings. You can find it on AO3 if Tumblr eats the formatting (again). Please enjoy! and Happy Halloween!

Robbie shoved his hand under his pillow, adjusting his long legs to curl onto the bench better. A sigh slipped from his lips and he could taste the edge of sleep. “Hi Robbie!” The pink menace seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, Robbie opening his eyes into slits to see her standing there with her hands behind her back. “Go away,” he huffed, tossing his body to roll over on the cramped outdoor furniture. “I will. After I ask you something very important. Please?”  Her voice wasn’t loud or grating, just a gentle plea to be heard. And it was just the one kid. What could it hurt? He craned his head to look over his shoulder. “What do you want?” “Can you take us out trick-or-treating?” She batted brown eyes at him, a small hopeful smile on her face. “No.” He flopped his head down hard enough to smack against the rail of the bench and he hissed and rubbed at the spot. “But Robbie! There’s no one else who can take us.” She shifted to stand behind the bench, trying to make eye contact with him. “What about the Blue Kangaroo?” He flopped over again, avoiding her gaze. She ran back around and he covered his face with his pillow. “Sportacus goes to bed so early, so we’re going to do pumpkin carving and stuff with him earlier in the day. But there is no one to take us all out. Our guardians want to stay home to give us candy, thinking someone else will take us.” He could hear the sadness creeping into her tone, but he didn’t have to see her face crumpling, so he told himself he didn’t care. “Plus, no one disguises themselves better than you. We could be going out with a real master of disguise.” He lifts the pillow to look over her again. She certainly knew how to get what she wanted. Certainly appreciated her spunk. “Fine. But I won’t be doing anything else.” “Thank you so much Robbie!” She smiled so hard she rocked on her feet. “Enjoy your nap!” He scowled as he watched her run off, nap ruined since he now had to plan the perfect disguise to take the town terrors out in.

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Robbie wasn’t expecting Sportacus to be dressed in anything other than his hero outfit. But there he was, standing there in a blood stained lab coat, holding a plate with something absolutely drowning in whipped cream. “Thank you so much Robbie.” Robbie frowned, even as the plate was offered out to him. “I would have had to listen to them complain if I didn’t help them. What’s this?” “Pumpkin pie, with extra whipped cream. I couldn’t eat any, but I did convince the kids to try some roasted pumpkin seeds.” The smile aimed at him when he took the plate was practically blinding. Expecting the pie to not be appetizing, even drowning in sugar, he took a small bite using the provided fork. His eyebrows climbed, the pie was sweet. “You can’t eat this can you?” Sport chuckles, scratching at the back of his head, where the hat he normally wears shifts slightly. “No, but the kids really wanted pie, and Bessie was willing to help them. She also has candied pumpkin seeds if you want to try them out.” Robbie scoffs before leaning in to press a quick kiss to Sport’s cheek. “No way in hell, Sportacutie.” He smiles even as Sport’s face pinks and his hand covers the spot that he kissed. “I’ll take care of the kids. You just get your beauty rest. I’ll get you out of town before you know it.” He said the last part loud enough that the head of pink hair jumped, before moving away from the low wall. “The kids are spying on you again.” “I think you mean they’re spying on you. And you know I am always willing to play with you Robbie.” Again that megawatt smile is beamed at him, eyes at risk for permanent damage. “Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. I’ll see you later.” It’s his turn for his cheeks to heat.

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“Well, what a crowd we have here tonight!” Mayor Milford chortled as he grabbed for the bowl with a handful of gift bags for the kids. “Go on Pinkie, it’s your house.” Robbie nudged her towards the door, their final stop of the night. “Come with me?” She held her hand out to him. With a put-upon sigh, he took her hand as they approached the light spilling into her yard. “We have a robot. A ghost.” Milford handed bags to Pixel and Ziggy. “A… archer?” “A Highwayman!” Robbie had to give it to Trixie, she was basically dressed in all brown with a bandanna. “A what?” The mayor blinked at her owlishly. “A type of robber. Mostly done on horseback.” Pixel’s ‘robot’ costume was blinking and whirring softly as he fiddled with his wrist computer to pull up the appropriate information. “Uh. I see.” Milford dropped the treats into Trixie’s bag. His eyes then shifted to Stingy, who was trying to reach for the bowl. “And you are?” “A magpie.” Stingy huffed, and if he had real feathers he was sure they'd be ruffled. “They like shiny objects and like to bring them back home to their nests.” Stephanie brought Robbie into the circle of light. Milford laughed as Stingy practically snatched the candy out of his hand and hummed about it being his. “What do you say, Sticky?” Stingy huffed again. “Thank you for giving me what’s mine.” Robbie sighed through his nose, but let it go. He was tired of the grubby handed child after house two. The other three children also piped up with their thanks. “We also have a fine looking hero in our midst.” Milford held a hand out to his niece, and she slipped from Robbie's grip and gave her uncle a big hug. Her pink hero outfit makes the light seem to shift colors, he wonders if Sport’s would as well. “Thank you Uncle Milford.” She popped up onto her toes to press a kiss to his cheek. He chuckled, squeezing his charge before his eyes shifted to Robbie, lurking just on the outside of the light. “And what a handsome vampire.” Milford smiled, holding out a bag for Robbie. Robbie blinked several times, before pointing to himself. Stephanie and Trixie rushed over to grab his hands and pull him into the group. “You are the only v-vampire!” Ziggy smiled and placed a hand on his cape, making it flap slightly. “Thank you. You didn’t have to.” He held the small bag and looked at the spiderweb and ghost print. “Think of it as my thanks for bringing the kids out.” Milford patted his wrist before turning towards the kids. “Who’s ready for movies?” The kids all scramble past the two adults, mumbling thanks as they rush past Robbie. He even feels the youngest give him a hug against his leg, he lets his fingers brush over the white sheet covered head. Then it’s just him and Stephanie. “I can’t convince you to come in, huh?” “No. You kids have fun. I am tired and would rather sleep. Like you all should be.” Robbie crosses his arms over his chest before freeing one hand to try and shoo her away. Stephanie just smiles. “We have a special bag here for Sportacus. We made it up in case anyone got into trouble. Can you hang onto it for me?��� Robbie turned up his nose at the bag probably filled with sports candy or something else. That trail mix that didn’t even have the candies he could pick out. Blech. “Why would I?” “We’re all going to be here until tomorrow, you still have to go home, what if you trip and get hurt? You could give it to him then! If not, I'll come and pick it up tomorrow.” Robbie sniffed, before taking the bag. “Fine. But not before four. I want to sleep.” Stephanie nodded, a knowing glint in her eyes as she closed the door on a bewildered Robbie.

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Sport curled into him when he slipped into the large fluffy bed. “Did you all have a fun time?” “I’m sure the kids had a great time. I don’t know how you wrangle them all day.” Robbie sighed as he tugged Sport to his chest. “It’s easy to do when it’s something you love. Did you not enjoy helping them dress up?” Sport pressed a sleepy kiss to his nose. “I did. They also made you up a bag for Halloween, in case we ran into trouble.” Sportacus pressed his sleepy chuckle into Robbie’s chest. “They couldn’t run into trouble, he went with them.” Robbie squawked, trying to squirm out of Sport’s strong grip. “How dare-!” “It’s okay. Because I love trouble.” Sport pressed another kiss to Robbie’s neck. Robbie was certainly pouting now. “I love you too. Blue Menace.” He pressed his own kiss to Sport’s forehead. “Good night Robbie. Sweet dreams.” “Sleep well, Sportacus.”

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So recently I was in Toronto! And I got to see Hannibal Lecter’s office! My friend took some pics for me! Featuring a @mayakern skirt!

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I posted 37,834 times in 2022

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#im trying to be loser in my art work because i find i like it a lot more when im less controlling but its really hard 😖

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#4

Testing

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#3

trick or treat !!

Trick 🐈‍⬛

It's my costume this year 😃

3 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#2

treat or trick!! 🎃

Treat 🍬

3 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Sorry about the scrambled eggs lmao but the coin flip got trick

Treat 🍬

(scrambled eggs are good though)

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I posted 8,686 times in 2022

That's 8,380 more posts than 2021!

160 posts created (2%)

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#je suis ce que je fuis - 42 posts

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#save - 20 posts

#art reference - 15 posts

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#save for uni - 15 posts

#wilbur soot - 10 posts

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#my friend's dad once had this microscope and he smeared lipstick on the eyepiece and everyone was walking around with red around their eyes

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

This image conveys so many emotions i'm wheezing

586 notes - Posted March 31, 2022

#4

BREAKING NEWS Popular Twitch Streamer Tommyinnit Dies Mere HOURS Before His 18th BIRTHDAY In Tragic Fatal Toilet-Related Incident

598 notes - Posted April 8, 2022

#3

Bad reasons in a soulmate AU fanfiction to ignore your soulmate:

your parents weren't soulmates and they were perfectly happy

your parents were soulmates and they weren't happy together

you don't like the idea of the universe deciding who you get to be with

GOOD reasons in a soulmate AU fanfiction to ignore your soulmate:

fuckin' jellie pandas

1,908 notes - Posted June 17, 2022

#2

This is a shot from a horror movie.

1,921 notes - Posted April 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

tomiy: nobodys at my party :(((

uncle nasty: its fine tomy cause im ur only friend you know. now put your hair in the hole :)

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[cosmicgamer]

I posted 974 times in 2022

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Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@coconi

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I tagged 972 of my posts in 2022

#reblog - 505 posts

#not my art - 412 posts

#ducktales - 199 posts

#sonic the hedgehog - 125 posts

#lena sabrewing - 86 posts

#weblena - 69 posts

#the owl house - 65 posts

#miles tails prower - 53 posts

#cosmo the seedrian - 52 posts

#knuckles the echidna - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#the similarities are definitely there. i think that magica subconsciously made lena like poe without really thinking about it like you said

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

17 years ago from today, we got the funniest scene in all of Sonic X

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61 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

#4

THIS MADE ME WHEEZE I CANT

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#3

Knuckles collecting rocks and showing them off is something I didn't know I needed till now

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102 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

#2

IM GONNA FUCKING DIE SHADOW IS A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN

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200 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

WHY DID SON IC SOUND SO BITTER AT THE END? DOES HE WANT TO MEET SHADOW AT THE FERRIS WHEEL??

261 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

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[beneathascorpionsky]

I posted 6,048 times in 2022

That's 6,048 more posts than 2021!

76 posts created (1%)

5,972 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@wayward-wren

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I tagged 2,438 of my posts in 2022

#art - 121 posts

#fnaf - 110 posts

#video - 78 posts

#yes - 73 posts

#writer's life - 58 posts

#pretty - 42 posts

#fnaf security breach - 41 posts

#wheeze - 39 posts

#funny - 36 posts

#cute - 34 posts

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#fandom is me forcing my friend to read snippets from a fic im writing from a fandom they couldn't care less about but supporting me anyway

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The struggle when I’m writing a fanfiction and I’m really excited and I really enjoy it and I want to post and share it with people! But! I know how bad I am at finishing projects and the story isn’t even half done and what if I lose motivation and just have another half finished fic sitting out there and I disappoint EVERYONE. But also what if I DONT DO THAT and I could���ve been sharing it the whole time and getting feedback and enjoying reading people’s comments ? and round and round my brain goes on this one circular track 

12 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#4

Sure those stars might’ve been dead for who knows how long but sailors still looked to them for guidance

15 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

#3

This is such a weird dumb idea and maybe other people have already theorized this and I’m just out of the loop but it’s making me laugh so I’m going to share it anyway

so there’s the whole gregbot thing right? Well what if Gregory isn’t a robot but Vanessa is? Maybe Vanny created her as lookalike/stunt double kind of thing so Vanny was free to wear her creepy mask and run around killing people but could point to Vanessabot who was roaming around the Pizzaplex doing her job as an alibi 

It would explain the rooftop ending where Vanny seems to really closely resemble Vanessa, but Vanessa is shown to be standing up on the roof while Vanny is on the ground. I know there’s the theory of it being Vanessa’s ghost which is probably more likely but idk, Vanessabot is funnier to me for some reason

16 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

#2

Feel like in Security Breach Gregory really went “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me” and then committed organ theft

30 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Chapter 25: To let go (and to hold on) I saw this moment as poetic and I hope I interpreted this scene right Gosh, William be damned- I love your fic!

I am I'm literally a bit overwhelmed I never thought anyone would like something I'd read enough to make art based on it. This is GOREGOUS and I love it so much and I think you might've just made my entire year. Ty, tysm I adore this and I'm so glad you're enjoying the fic

34 notes - Posted March 19, 2022

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I posted 4,096 times in 2022

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#portal 2 cosplay - 3 posts

#bl list - 3 posts

#chell cosplay - 3 posts

#chell portal - 3 posts

#youtube - 3 posts

#mcrraleigh - 3 posts

#im crying - 2 posts

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#purugly simply because ‘glameow’ is thin and feminine looking and then purugly is chunky and mean looking and it feels like a hate crime

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE OUTTA FUCKING NO WHERE YOU GUYS IM SCREAMING SOBBING WHEEZING

25 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

#4

In the process of rediscovering how funny cabin pressure is? I forgot how much I relate to Arthur 😬

30 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#3

33 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

#2

No spoilers but I saw Doctor Strange and have two emotions:

1) what the fuck! (Affectionate)

2) what the FUCK (derogatory)

52 notes - Posted May 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

199 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

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[lonesomeloved]

I posted 1,656 times in 2022

That's 152 more posts than 2021!

62 posts created (4%)

1,594 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@kippdipp

@elytrians

@beefstrugglenoff

@mens-rights-activia

@hooved

I tagged 877 of my posts in 2022

Only 47% of my posts had no tags

#video - 112 posts

#personal - 53 posts

#outdoors - 25 posts

#fashion - 24 posts

#words - 24 posts

#dbz - 20 posts

#björk - 19 posts

#snow - 19 posts

#wayneradiotv - 19 posts

#rtvs - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#im sorry?? you want to see my crypto wallet?? uh oh a nearby g0vernment building has inexplicably been reduced to ash and rumble ... oopsie

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Rhaenyra and Alicent are like: I miss you. I hate you. We're always thinking about each other. I can't stand you. I love you. We disagree on everything. I love you. If we saw each other again I think we would kill each other. I'll always love you.

19 notes - Posted November 2, 2022

#4

HELP SHE'S 40 YEARS OLD AND SHE'S BEATING MY ASS

See the full post

24 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#3

gay pride flag and trans flag color picked from wayneradiotv's WIN (screenshot from Wayne's PS2 Grand Tour stream)

See the full post

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#2

Been watching a lot of rtvs clips and I love it because it's just like

Somebody: *says something deranged*

Holly: Mhmm. :)

Or it'll be like

Someone: *says something mildly funny*

Holly: *extremely loud wheezing noises and cackles*

96 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

gay pride flag and trans flag color picked from

(Press [R2] to ask Grandpa Joe for help.)

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[kimicapucciny]

I posted 12,589 times in 2021

7 posts created (0%)

12582 posts reblogged (100%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1797.4 posts.

I added 388 tags in 2021

#video - 206 posts

#deltarune spoilers - 46 posts

#save - 33 posts

#fave - 23 posts

#music - 22 posts

#absolute fave - 15 posts

#my art - 15 posts

#ref - 12 posts

#im wheezing - 9 posts

#deltarune - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#this is what i mean when i say that capitalism has brain washed us to believe that the problem lays within those who are wealthier than us

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

NOT A TRANSMED REBLOGGING MY BINDER PICTURE SOBS

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#4

Just want you to know that I've been mutuals with you for a while (I'm shy tho so, anon mode) and I love seeing you reblog all this fanart so I get to see your shifting interests in real time lol

MUTUAL MY BELOVED,,,,, I LOVE Y O U

2 notes • Posted 2021-07-05 22:30:37 GMT

#3

cant believe you dog ear your books....

i live for chaos and evil >:)))))))))))))))

3 notes • Posted 2021-09-03 22:49:36 GMT

#2

quick to all my followers, wheres that big post that basically tells u why chrome sucks and shows all the alternative browsers and has a bunch of links on it? i cant look it up on my blog because anytime i type ‘‘firefox’‘ the fucking zootopia fox comes up :////

3 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 02:21:23 GMT

#1

STUPID FUKEN HELLSITE I KNOW THE POST IS SOMEWHERE IN MY BLOG FUCK UR SEARCH BAR A A AA A AA

i just want the post that has references for kids' ages and their comprehension of shit A A A A A

9 notes • Posted 2021-08-12 02:11:10 GMT

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** 30 questions tag game**

Tagged by @chelsfic ! THANK YOUUUUUU

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you're contractually obligated to know better

Tagging ONLY IF YOU WISH: @girlpornparadise @lettherebrelight @kid-from-new-zealand @nicke0115  @fahre  @ithinkwehitametaphor @symbiont13  @meri47 @heresathreebee @allalngthewtchtower @skys-luce-stellare @oldstuffnewstuff @catnip987 @popculturepriestess @revolution-starter @watsonwise

And whoever would like to participate.

1. Name/Nickname: Vicki [Zash]

2. Gender: female usually

3. Star sign: SCORPIO

4. Height: 5′2

5. Time: 836pm

6. Birthday: 11/11

7. Favorite bands: Not so much people, I go by feeeeeeeeeel

8. Favorite solo artists: See above, but I like Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey

9. Song stuck in your head: https://youtu.be/w_sU5ryx6fo

10. Last movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin (yes @chelsfic AGAIN)

11. Last show: Mandalorian (not the most recent ep!!!!!)

12. When i did create this blog: 2017?

13. What i post: DIEGO

14. Last thing i googled: teeny tiny service animal vest

15. Other blogs: Just plop everything in one dirty, dirty little heap

16. Do i get asks: YAH! and I love it!!.

17. Why i chose my url: I have had this online identity since 2001 *wheeze*

18. Following: 355

19. Followers: 128. Wait. What. Why. Are you all whores too??!?!?

20. Average hours of sleep: can I get 5? PLEASE?

21. Lucky number: 11 baby

22. Instruments: My throat ... I sing 

23. What im wearing: Palm tree yoga pants, a black cami, and 2 cats

24. Dream job: trophy wife. island full of cats caretaker. food travel author.

25. Dream trip: Aitutaki

26. Favorite food: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

27. Nationality: American (grimace) [seconded]

28. Favorite song: Mariah Carey “Looking In”

29. Last book: Circe by Madeline Miller

30. Top 3 fictional universes i wanna live in: A-team, Star Wars, the one where i can multi dimension hop wherever I want

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I Will be Your Tim Drake for Tonight (3) (Jason Todd/ Reader)

Summary:  Preferring to do anything but your physics project, you decide to accepts Tim’s proposal. It’s simple. He does your project, you try to figure out whether Jason Sionis is criminal. Easy, right?

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A/n: This takes place in a world where Jason is adopted by Black Mask. Inspired by Building Interest by Zoeleo.The events and characterization in this story are very heavily based on Zoeleo's Long Term Investment series. It is fantastic and I really highly recommend all of her fics.

a/n: For clarification, Reader does have psychic powers but it only lets her sense people's emotions physically. No mind-reading. Her power is more like an overactive sense of empathy which may force her to dissociate into someone else.

There will be violence and mentions of alcoholism (used as coping mechanism for physical pain) and chronic pain.  

As for the additional warning, an animal is harmed but it is barely described. I could not bring myself to actual describe it but the aftermath is described.

I also just converted this from an OC so I apologize for any grammatical mistakes.

Without further a do:

Your stomach drops.

Fuck.

Of course, Damian just had to be the one to pick up.

"Hey baby bro, could you pass the phone to dad?"

"I'm sorry who is this?"

This little shit.

"You're such a kidder! Dami, it's me, Tim. "

“Ah yes, Drake-” You can hear Tim choke in the background. “What do you want?”

“Please Dami just pass the phone to dad, I- I really need to talk to him”

“Very well,”

“Tim?” The voice sounded like Bruce’s but the intonation was all wrong. The voice changer Tim and Babs were working on seems to have made progress.

“Hey dad, I- uh. I might have gotten kidnapped.”

Tim makes another choking noise. “Might have?”

“I was at the party. I think I had around 13 drinks. 13 ! Can you believe it? I felt like a right sailor after that, like the harbor workers, y’know? Anyway, I was taking a smoke-”

“Enough!” The large man roared, snatching the phone from you. “Send us $100 million by tomorrow or your kid’ll be shark bait!” Who says that anymore?

“Of course! Of course! I’ll have the money sometime this evening. Please don’t hurt him.”

Tim, God bless him, does not laugh. Tim’s acting needs some work but he sure does know how to act worried.

The line dies and they tie you back up to the post.

“What the hell?!”

“We have to make sure you don’t just runoff.” The large man says tightening your bonds. Truthfully, you’ve felt far worse. After all, corsets exist. However, this was still a close second.  

“Do I look like I could outrun a snail?”

“He’s got a point boss. He looks like he hasn’t even seen the sun in ages.”

This, you decide, is true for Tim. When was the last time he went out before dark? Maybe he got sunlight when he stayed over at Eddie’s place.

The large man grabs Jason by the collar and throws him to his men.

The 3 men kick and curse at him. They mock him and beat him down. They wail on him with their fists, their steel-toed shoes, and sometimes brick. Jason takes it all with a crooked grin and a sharp tongue. You watched in awe. Even on the floor, Jason looked sturdy, ferocious, and indomitable.

"They all break, sweet girl."

Jason is on a tiled floor. No, he should be on concrete. His blood is on the tile. They’re hitting him. They’re hitting him with a bat. No. They aren’t supposed to be holding a bat. They were kicking him but now they’re holding a bat. No, She’s holding a bat. There's supposed to be three of them, three men,  but their forms coalesce into her .  You can hear his ribs cracking. Next are his legs. His legs are always next. Then his arm. She'll break each bone in his arms and his hands.  He’s wheezing. His voice sounds hoarse. His voice is too hoarse. He sounds like he’s been starved and dehydrated for at least a day. They’ve only been here for an hour. That isn’t right. Oh God! Now she had a cleaver in her hands.

No!

No!

He doesn’t need to die. She can’t.

no.

No.

No!  

 The scene crescendos as the tall, dark, sinewy silhouette towering over Jason raises the butcher's knife above her head.

“Harder, daddy!”

“Son?”

The scene of the kitchen fades and the shit-eating grin on Jason melts into view which shifts from amusement to confusion then back to amusement.

You blink seeing his stupid grin far too clearly.

You let a bark of gut-busting laughter out as you strain against the rope. Your brow pinches with concern but based on the scowls you’re receiving they're more focused on the fact that you were laughing like a mad man.  

Jason looks like he’s about to laugh from the absurdity as well when the man in charge picks him up again tossing him into a chair. The other men tie him down binding his wrists and ankles.

"I've had worse." He spits out.

The phone rings again, the dial tone echoing. Jason looks like hell with his face swollen and bruises beginning to bloom on every surface but he still looked like he was 5 seconds from starting a fight.

The large man punches Jason hard in the gut knocking the air out of his lungs as the dial tone cuts off.  “Hear that, Sionis? Your little bitch is pretty soft.”

Oh God, are they serious?

“Who is this? Nevermind. You ok there, sweetheart?” Roman Sionis’ ‘concerned’ voice carries over the line.

They are.

“Nothing I can't handle, daddy.” Jason chuckles with the utmost casualness. You, on the other hand,  instantly want to disinfect your brain. Thankfully, before your mind could wander somewhere it can't return from,  the big man growls into the phone.

“Don't you recognize the voice of the man whose life you've ruined?!”

“You've gotta be more specific than that. I've ruined quite a few lives but I would like to know whose brain I need to put a bullet in.”

“IT'S ME  BRUNO HARDIN!”

“Doesn't ring any bells.” Roman deadpans almost sounding completely disinterested. “Sweetheart, you remember anyone like that?”

“Nope,” Jason replies letting the p pop. It seemed like a strange sort of triumph before it all crashes down with another swift punch to the ribs.

You stare at the strange scene torn between amusement and horror.

“Take this seriously!” Bruno roars.

"I'm taking this about as seriously as it deserves."

A part of you thought 'yeah this is ridiculous enough to warrant nonchalance' while the other part wanted to scream.  On one hand, even you found his identity anticlimactic. Doesn’t he know just how many small-time businesses Roman has ruined? He’d be lucky to get into the top 50. It’s not like he was running a pretty ethical establishment either.  On the other hand, your freaking kid is getting the shit kicked out of him. Emote damn it.

“Jason. Don’t you worry. Daddy’s going to take care of this. Your Uncle D happens to be in town. He’s on his way to pick you up. Love you, baby. See you soon.”

The line dies. Your stomach sinks further somehow. You don’t know if the nausea is due to the fact that the line died, the threat, or the number of times the word ‘daddy’ came up. Who the hell is Uncle D? How is he supposed to help? Your gaze trails to Jason who is now lowering his head to the floor seemingly tired. Maybe that last punch finally drained the fight from him.

“You're all so fucked.” Jason barks out in a fit of laughter. The men around him, jumping from the volume of his voice.  

Bruno grabs Jason by the collar and begins to shake him as if the  “Shut the fuck up you little bitch! Whoever your Uncle D is he's-”

“Deathstroke”

You feel like someone kicked you in the chest. First of all, Uncle D? Really? You guess that there are worse hills to die on. This was somehow weirder than hearing Faust and her siblings call him pops. Second of all, Fuck. You'd never gotten your asshanded to you by Deathstroke but based on how banged up the Titans looked after fighting him this wasn't gonna be pretty.  All you could hope for was that you wouldn't get caught in the crossfire. Although, the image of Deathstroke grudgingly letting a kid call him Uncle D lightens your mood a bit.  

Bruno throws Jason on the floor hard enough for his body to bounce. Like Jason earlier, Bruno is radiating murder.

Just run, you thick motherfucker.

You, being the ‘nice’ Wayne kid that you are,  try to tell him as much but sadly that was halted by shattering glass. A flurry of black, orange, and metal crash through the glass and cut through the crowd of men.  

They fire at him, panic making their faces even paler. They hit him, bullets sinking into his flesh, blood splatters but none of it fazes him. He skewers and cuts them down with ease. His swords and suit are liberally decorated with their blood when it’s all done.

He steps over Bruno’s body. From the grunt that comes out, Bruno is still alive. Dumb bastard doesn’t know how to play dead. He’ll die from blood loss anyway.

“Hey, kid-” Deathstroke greets tersely,  picking up Jason’s nearly limp body.  “We’re gonna get you home.” He slings Jason’s arm over his shoulder.

“Wait!”  

Deathstroke stops sounding slightly annoyed.

Jason turns to you, who’s still unhappily tied to a post.  “We gotta get him out.” He rasps.  

“Kid, you’re the only one I’m getting paid to rescue.”  Deathstroke helpfully informs as he carefully adjusts his hold on the struggling young man. You blow out a breath somehow more irritable than scared.  “Just cut me out. I can make my way back just fine.”

“Walk in Gotham, are you stupid?” Jason hisses. The concern bleeding through.

“Which one of us charged at their captors while they were armed?”

Jason scowls at you with a petulant twist in his lips. “Yanno what,  Leave ‘im.”

“Ok, ok, I’m sorry and yeah I’ll be fine. I know where to avoid. Just please don’t leave me with them” you plead, throwing away any pride you held as you glance at the most likely dead bodies. Deathstroke cuts you out. Your skin feels raw but you’re otherwise unharmed.

You walk out of the warehouse and Dick practically throws himself at you. “Oh thank god, they didn’t shoot you in the head.” He mumbles into your wig.  

"Why would you think they would shoot me in the head?"

Dick pulls back and frowns at you through the domino mask.  “You aren’t exactly the most pleasant-”

“ We were model hostages.” you squawk.

Jason snorts far too loudly to be helpful.

You glare at him but you weren’t about to say fuck off to him while he has one of the world’s deadliest assassins right next to him.

Deathstroke coughs.  “Well if you don’t mind we’ll be taking our leave.”

Dick holding you protectively, glares but says nothing. Maybe he does but you faint before you can hear it.

A/n: Thanks for reading!

[wheezingghoulbois]

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 5 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

tagged by: @allhailthesanders thanks gabby!!!!!!💖💕✨

name/nickname: marylan- ive been given many nicknames lmao I don’t think I even know them all alskfjalksfjalfk

gender: female, (pronouns-she/her)

star sign: virgo

height: 5’4”

birthday:  September 8th

time: 11:23 pm

favorite bands: uhhhhhhhhhhh idk I don’t listen to like, many Bands tbh. Instead, I’ll say I listen to a lot of musicals I guess alsfkjalksfjalksf

favorite solo artist: is this even a question asflafjlakfs Ms Taylor Swift owns my soul

song currently stuck in my head: currently the ooooooooo-OOH! Part in dorthea by ms swift

last movie: uhhhhhh might’ve been the lego star wars holiday special alsfkjalksfjaf

last show: star wars the clone wars. Im on season 7 alksfjalksjflaksf

when did i create this blog: this Particular blog was created a couple years ago as a youtuber sideblog, but I rarely used it, and then during quarantine got back into bfu and turned it into a bfu/watcher blog in like??? may maybe???

what do i post: watcher and bfu and mothman and cute cats and taylor swift once in awhile alsfkjalksfjlaksfas

last thing i googled: “what to print matte sticker paper setting” for….. pretty self explanatory reasons alsfkjalksjflaksf

other blogs: uh my main is @captainstrangequill which is marvel based, ive got a star wars sideblog ( @padmeshandmaiden ), a taylor swift sideblog @architectdrawingtheplans, and a couple others but I rarely use them so I don’t feel like theyre worth mentioning lmaoooo

why i chose my url: I like the ghoul bois. I like (wheeze). I like when the ghoul bois wheeze, therefore. wheezingghoulbois alfsjalskfjalksf

following: like 400 something idk

followers: uhhh too many idk I try not to look alskfjalskfa

average hours of sleep: uhhhhhh this week like 4-5 hours. Normally? 5-7 lmao

lucky number: 13 babeyyyyy

instruments: piano, guitar, ukulele, flute

what am i wearing: Winnie the pooh PJ pants and a paddington shirt. Stuffed bear representation aslfjalskfjalksf

dream job: unrealistically? I want to become a cat and knock shit off tables and be feed and not have to do anything for it LAKJSLKASF. Uhhh id like to do something in neurology, as that’s what im kinda trained for, or some form of artist would be rad too. Idk.

dream trip: rn id give anything for it to be safe to go to Disneyland. Homegirl has now obtained mickey ice cream bars, churros thatre the exact churro brand that Disney uses, and the exact dole whip powder the park uses. I am COPING but not well I miss Disneyland I cry if I hear any ride music tbh alsfKJASFLKJSAFKL

favorite food: rn???? Would kill for a good pizza from BJ’s tbh or….  Clam chowder Bread bowl at Disneyland while im waiting for a parade  😞😞😞

ethnicity: mixed race- Chinese and white

favorite song: clean by taylor swift

last book read: The Secret History by Donna Tart

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: star wars, star trek, percy jackson

tagging: @not-falling-but-flying @mousemadej @cassieseraphim and uhhh whoever else wants to do it!!!!!! (obviously dont feel obligated to do it alksjflajsflaf 💖💖)

[riseuplikeglitterandgold]

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*wheeze*

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loooooong post under the cut???????

1. what's your favorite memory?

stargazing with my sibling :)

4. sunsets or sunrises?

sunrises! i see more sunsets because i am hardly what you’d call a morning person, but i love watching the sky go from dark to light, especially in the mountains!

5. vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?

chocolate.....

6. rain or sun?

both for different reasons! i like rain because (when there’s no thunder/lightning) it’s very relaxing to listen to, and kind of fun to be out in tbh, and i enjoy the sun because i have been pale for so very long and i would very much like to have a tan again, i had such a nice tan when i was a kid, and then i stopped going outside.

8. do you like your ice crushed or in big blocks?

big blocks! crushed fits in ur mouth better, but big blocks are..... so fun....

11. what time period would you like to live in other than your own?

uh... maybe... the future... which will hopefully be even better than now... because most time periods... are worse... when u look past the aesthetics...

16. who are your top five fictional characters?

tony stark

harry potter

diego hargreeves

klaus hargreeves

ive only had jack kelly for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself i just watched newsies for the first time dsfhsdfhdf

17. how have you changed in the past year or two?

i’ve started to understand my emotional limits a little better, and learned to recognize when they’re being pushed too far, and how to say “this needs to stop before i go to a bad place”. of course i only learned this because all those things happened, but i did learn and i’m better now :)

22. favourite scent?

answered :)

23. would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

with my gimpy leg? lol no

24. what lyric(s) do you love?

how....... how much time do u have

25. what do you like about yourself?

i like that my eyes are two different colors if you look really close! first glances can be deceiving! its not just brown! one is actually green!

27. do you like your handwriting?

i do! i’ve been working on it a lot this year, and i’m really happy with it right now.

31. what are your bad habits?

uhhhh catch me exposing myself on the entire internet

i bite my nails

when im bored i scratch at the scabs and/or bug bites on my legs until they bleed and then when they scab over again i scratch some more

i dont brush my hair every day

my room is exceedingly messy and it drives me nuts but also thats not entirely just a bad habit because with my knee pain i literally cant get down on the floor and clean it properly so until i get it strengthened enough to be able to do im kind of in messy bedroom limbo

32. what was your first fandom?

ummmm oh my gosh its literally been so long i can’t-

oh

harry potter

duh

i’ve been a die-hard harry potter fan since i was three years old and everyone is gay and jk rowling can suck it

33. burger or pizza?

pizzaaaaaaaa

35. when did you last feel infinite?

i honestly have no idea.

38. best movie?

high school musical no uhh

frozen 2

40. have you ever wrote fanfiction?

lol

yes

41. are you happy?

i think so :)

42. do you really relate to your zodiac?

depends on the horoscope post i’m looking at.

44. do you often find yourself jealous?

not really, no.

45. are you a fan of 80's music?

yes! i grew up on the more lowkey stuff, because it’s all my parents played besides classical or their favorite religious stuff when i was a kid, and as i’ve gotten older and exposed myself to more music i’ve found that i enjoy some of the more hyped-up stuff, too.

51. are you superstitious?

ehh, nah. my refusal to step on sidewalk cracks stems more from being a little bit neurotic than fear that it’s going to kill my mother.

52. what do you believe in most, ghosts or aliens?

um, i kind of believe in both to a degree, when i think about it. i believe that people’s spirits can walk the earth after death, i just see it as more of a “visiting loved ones” way than a “chained to the earth because they were a terrible being or because they have a personal vendetta and refuse to leave until they’ve haunted every inch of the planet” kind of thing.

53. what song(s) do you hate?

teach me how to dougie. i cannot stand it. i whip my hair back and forth. WE GET IT PICK A NEW LYRIC. most of justin bieber’s discography, on principle. monkey’s uncle. idk what movie its from but it’s a disney song and it just really annoys me for some unidentifiable reason. im sure im forgetting some.

58. do you have any bizarre experiences?

me and my sibling scared a ghosthunter once! we were staying overnight on the queen mary (the haunted cruise ship in long beach) and roaming the halls late at night, and we came across a lady who was filming down a dark corridor with like a flashlight and a camcorder and everything and we walked behind her and i think she thought we were a ghost because when she heard us she jumped about a mile out of her skin and whipped around to see who was there...... only to discover a couple of mildly bemused young adults in their pajamas blinking owlishly at her

59. do you have a night/morning routine?

yes i do! when i’m not too lazy to do it, in the morning i go into the bathroom, do bathroom things, take meds, wash my face, and then go eat breakfast. at night, basically the same thing, replacing the breakfast with a cup of tea and a quick snack, and then i’ll usually watch something on netflix or disney+ until i get sleepy, at which point i will put my dog in her crate for the night and tuck myself into bed :)

60. do you have a bittersweet memory?

the last new year’s eve i spent with my grandma when i was 7 because it was also the night she passed away while everyone was asleep.

64. what is your dream job?

answered :)

65. if you had to pick a fictional universe to live in forever, which one would you pick and why?

harry..... potter........... just........ give me my hogwarts letter..... please..... i dont care about ilvermorny i want my hogwarts letter......

66. do you know any form of self-defence?

SHUT UP, YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE, STREET SMARTS

67. favourite planet?

pluto will always be a planet in my heart

68. do you consider yourself to be more masculine, feminine, or a mixture?

definitely feminine

72. what question do you hate answering?

anything that begins with “what’s your favorite” because I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITES WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME LIKE THIS

73. do you believe in guardian angels?

very much!

74. can you rap?

presents? yes. lyrics? not so much.

75. how do you stay warm?

sockses for my ice cube feetses

76. do you want to be in a relationship?

i do! if i ever manage to find the right person, i would absolutely love a relationship!

77. how was your day?

answered :)

78. are there any fictional universes you would not want to be in?

hunger games... divergent... any zombie apocalypse and/or dystopia...

79. what fictional character do you relate to the most?

neville longbottom.

[diningpageantry]

Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Archive Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18215168/chapters/43151156

Chapter 3/10 of It’s A Handheld Disaster

Word Count: 1553

Chapter Summary: Baz takes Simon's shitpost text a step further, and the outcome ends up spreading a few rumors.

SIMON

bi-sammy: sammy would still fuck huxley if he looked like the fish from shape of water

I grin smugly at my screen, sitting in a dark room with nothing shining but my mobile. The shutters stay shut, and the light from the bottom of the doorway barely filters into the room. It’s just me, this scratchy blanket, and Baz, somewhere else in England on another screen. I absolutely adore that.

gaystrell: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.jpg

Sometimes, I catch myself smiling. Other times, I elect to ignore how real it feels. It’s weird, given that it feels like I’m just chatting with someone who I see everyday. The casualness of this reminds me of texting Penny in the afternoon on a Thursday.

Except, given the current time, it could be interpreted as more intimate than that of a friend’s text.

8am on a Saturday is usually a time reserved for comfort. For staying warm with someone you care about. Instead, I’m just messaging Baz.

bi-sammy: because im right

bi-sammy: hear me out here ive got a brilliant idea

gaystrell: whoever taught you the definition of a brilliant idea was clearly misleading you

bi-sammy: dont be an arse until youve heard it

bi-sammy: wanker

gaystrell: you’re truly proving your point

bi-sammy: ANYWAY

bi-sammy: shape of water au

bi-sammy: thats all

gaystrell: i’m appalled.

gaystrell: hold on.

I don’t think much of it. Occasionally, he disappears for an hour to two. I don’t bother asking, assuming it’s none of my business, but I do tend to worry a bit. I hope he’s alright.

After clicking off my phone, my head settles against my pillow as my eyes fall shut.

There’s something about this. There’s something about him. It’s a bit hard to pinpoint what it is, but the overwhelming feeling of comfort I have in the notifications I get from him just answering my bullshit is incredibly welcomed. He’s semisweet. I don’t know why I didn’t see it earlier, but he’s a fantastically bitter person.

My head slowly turns over, eyes opening and straining in the darkness.

I hate my empty room.

I hate the absence of comfort--I hate the plainness of these walls.

I want to say I hate my foster dad, but I also feel like I’m not allowed to say that. Not because the system will take me again and throw me back (even though I could have left a year back, if I was still in it). Instead, I feel like I shouldn’t hate him. Theoretically, I should be thankful for what I have. I’m not in a boy’s home, and I haven’t been since I was 11, but the remnants remain. The fights don’t go away, and neither do the weeks of starvation.

Still, I sort of despise living here under Davy.

That’s what he makes me call him. His name. His nickname. Not dad; of course not dad. He’s had me in his care for roughly six years, but he’s still Davy to me.

Shitty fucking Davy, with his strict curfews and practically using me as a housemaid because he’s too cheap to care for himself.

Shitty fucking Davy, not letting me add anything to my room because the day I turn 18, I’m out of here until his next kid (and cheque, apparently) come in. Told me I’d wreck the walls and ruin his furniture if I did put anything on it, too.

So that’s what I’ve got. Blank walls, blank furniture, blank everything. It’s like a jail cell for a bedroom, and everything I’ve got to show for myself is in a backpack and two dresser drawers/

But, at least, I own my mobile.

Every summer job, mixed with odds and ends shit and whatever I can do for my bill. It’s all mine, and Davy can’t fucking touch it.

Maybe that’s why, when I feel it buzz against my chest, it makes me feel more alive. It’s a reminder of all that work just to be able to talk to someone freely.

Arguably, the best feeling in the goddamn world.

I grab it and flip it over. It’s just an email about uni.

Fuck.

I end up scrolling through tumblr for a little while, doing nothing but liking and reblogging a thing here or there. It takes a little while before a little drop down falls from the top of my screen.

gaystrell: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r7Wkwj7MSFk0--DgquHGhYVBbqneEYq0J01t0uMRmxA/edit?usp=sharing

gaystrell: feel the need to apologize before you click the link, but then again, you asked for this hell

When I click on it, it pulls up a doc titled just “crackfic”, and I’m floored with the first sentence alone.

“Fuck my fish ass harder, daddy.”

My hand flies up, covering my mouth as I practically wheeze as quietly as possible. A few paragraphs in and I’m nearly crying into my palm, muffling my laughter as I read through pages upon pages of the most ridiculous fic I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.

I check the word count out of pure curiosity, and it somehow makes me laugh harder.

bi-sammy: holy fucking shit

bi-sammy: i swear to god if you don’t post that i will

gaystrell: already in the process of making the archive post

gaystrell: i seriously believe you underestimate my sincere ability to be the biggest dick on the street

bi-sammy: i dont know whether or not u meant that as ur literal dick or the big dick energy in making that a post but id probably agree with you in both

bi-sammy: tag me in the post pls i want to be the first to reblog it

gaystrell: you’re a ridiculous, sad, little man

gaystrell: of course i’ll tag you

Within minutes, it’s uploaded with the absolute worst slew of Archive tags attached to it, and as soon as he tags me in his post, I tap the notification.

Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Word Count: 3,192

Summary: Fish!Huxley and Sam get it on Shape of Water style

@bi-sammy this is your fault (you're welcome)

I immediately slam like and pull up reblog, rapidly typing out my response before posting.

absolute madman. cant believe youve done this. i trust you with my entire life.

As usual, he's quick to reblog back.

anything for the absolute pain in my life x

Smiling shamelessly, I ride on the moment's high as our conversation stays out in the world. I quite enjoy this version of his softness. The public, taunting replies to mine. In all this time of following him, I can't really recall him ever being this friendly with anyone but me.

Makes me feel special. Maybe too much so.

BAZ

The jarring shock of the seemingly endless notifications rattles me momentarily speechless.

It isn't even 15 minutes after I'd replied to Snow and there's already a few people reblogging it with comments about him and I. A quick “i ship y'all’ to “powermove of the century”. Each make me flush deeper as the replies flood in.

If I were to be practical, I'm aware that I shouldn't be so flustered over the concept of us being a couple. It's most likely my overactive, sad, lonely imagination, but the idea of being loved just makes me blush. Especially since it's someone who doesn't seem to absolutely loathe me.

gaystrell: are you reading these?

bi-sammy: the what?

bi-sammy: i have. nothing to read. i cant read.

gaystrell: use your two remaining brain cells look at the notes for the crackfic

bi-sammy: holy shit

bi-sammy: im cackling

A notification pops up, making me snort this time. I pull up the post and send it off to him without a second thought.

gaystrell: sent a post

gaystrell: “sounds like something huxley would do for sam”

bi-sammy: stop im gonna piss myself shits too fucking funny

I pull it back up, scrolling down to reblog and adding a quick reply that, in all honesty, I should have thought out more. Secretly, part of me is glad that I sent it.

huxley wishes he was this smooth ;)

Within seconds, replies flood in from everywhere. From jokes about Snow and I possibly dating to the concept of Huxley writing (purposefully) shitty homoerotica about himself as a fishman. I quite like the conversation about the latter, while the former makes my chest knot in ways inexplicable.

Going through the notes makes me smile, even if it's mildly embarrassing. The amount of times I've seen the eyes emoji used is definitely excessive, but still somewhat welcomed.

Even my archive has a few comments already, although more based around the fic itself. More ironically, though, is the one person who probably took it seriously and just commented, “Nice fic!” I love the abundance of shameless appreciation for obscure fanfiction in the depths of this community.

Snow's messages roll down my mobile screen as I'm checking the comments, continuously replacing the previous message for the top slot.

bi-sammy: mate

bi-sammy: i love you

bi-sammy: also every time you reblog something of mine i get like 5 followers

bi-sammy: if you mention me i get 10

bi-sammy: youre???????????? a god????????

bi-sammy: can i marry you????????????

I slowly close my laptop, eyes on my phone with an absolutely gleeful grin.

gaystrell: when and where?